What is the biggewst thing you ever stuffed up your nose?

[purplecrayon]

As a kid, I once shoved a bunch of beans from the game "Spill The Beans" up my nose. I had to go to the doctor to have them removed.

As a teenager, my was nose broken during a rugby match. The coach had inadvertantly grabbed the girl's volleyball kit. It had some tampons in it, so i cut one in half and shoved those up my nose.

I know, cool stories.

[texaspokieokie]

a crayon, when i was a little kid. (true)
don't think it was purple.

[Mongo]

cocaine

[jk the sooner fan]

my penis

[Viking Kitten]

I pulled an M&M out of my kid's nose once.

[jk the sooner fan]

i dont remember ever shoving anything up my nose, but do recall my step sister packing half a box of raisenettes up her nose - requiring a trip to the ER

[thecynic]

i had a booger the size of a cantaloupe once

[texaspokieokie]

i had a booger the size of a cantaloupe once

you sure it wasn't your brain ???
:D

[delhalew]

cocaine

This. I need a pretty good reason to out something in my nose.

When I was a kid, I used to look at ya'll, and wonder what the hell was wrong with you.

[3rdgensooner]

Tissue, when I had a nose bleed

[Cheez-It]

My pointer finger

[thecynic]

you sure it wasn't your brain ???
:D

probably not, i've been told my brain is the size of a pea. this was MUCH bigger than that

[The Profit]

Dark Lager

[OUmillenium]

I used a mechanical claw device to go up my nasal cavity, locate, and finally remove a tracking device that was placed there while I went undercover for Victor Cohagen...oh no wait, that was just a dream...or was it?

[NormanPride]

I used a mechanical claw device to go up my nasal cavity, locate, and finally remove a tracking device that was placed there while I went undercover for Victor Cohagen...oh no wait, that was just a dream...or was it?
The cat depicts a special rainbow, comrade.

[soonerchk]

Whatever the surgeon shoved up there after I broke it.

[JDMT]

I never stuffed a biggewst up my nose, uh what's a biggewst?

[pphilfran]

10-15 years ago I had this terrible sinus infection....the doc had this tube hooked up to what must have been a 5 hp shop vac...they ran that tube up my nose and sucked out every "port" they came across...the noise that thing made while it was sucking up about a quart of snot still haunts me to this day....

[NormanPride]

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