BITCH BE WARNED

[Dallasbabe]

I am well aware of a couple of new girls on the board. You just better keep your talons off of my men. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

Wow! a new Scrapper, lookin' for a rumble!

[Cheez-It]

Did Thursday get moved to Tuesday??

[KantoSooner]

New girls?


where?

[soonerchk]

You seem friendly...

[The]

Penis. Confused. Again.

[rs.soonerfans]

http://pete.com/files/photos/bitch-i-will-cut-you.jpg

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

None of us are worth fighting for except Mongo...

[3rdgensooner]

My talons are freshly manicured and sunk into my own private collection of men. So, fret not.

[Cheez-It]

Penis. Confused. Again.

It doesn't take much does it?

[jk the sooner fan]

I am well aware of a couple of new girls on the board. You just better keep your talons off of my men. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

no worries, crimson balls is the only dude interested in you anyway

[The]

It doesn't take much does it?

It's not very bright.

[Cheez-It]

It's not very bright.

Don't be too harsh...

[AlboSooner]

does this include chuckbao?

[DCSooner]

Don't be too harsh...
Then he won't be able to finish.

[The]

Don't be too harsh...

But it is unabashedly handsome. Perfect blend of form and function.

[stevo]

i would like to fight you?


please name the time and place?

[saucysoonergal]

Who is this Dallasbabe and why is she claiming MY men?

[stevo]

ohhhh saucy is getting....hmmmnnn...



saucy!

[2121Sooner]

Who is this Dallasbabe and why is she claiming MY men?

She sent me a bunch of pics of herself. You should probably do the same so I can make an educated choice.

TIAFSMP

[2121Sooner]

Saucysoonergal? Should be hilarioussoonergal


Yous funny

[Howzit]

I am well aware of a couple of new girls on the board. You just better keep your talons off of my men. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.


We'll always have the men's room at Duke's.

[AlboSooner]

*hoping this gets good*

[saucysoonergal]

And I thought you were my guy Howzie!!! :(

[Dallasbabe]

i would like to fight you?


please name the time and place?

Who names their daughter Stevo? Go practice falling down, then let me know when you are ready. My nails may be long, but my temper is SHORT!

[WichitaSooner]

I really like the way this is all headed.... very good news.

If the ladies would like to send me some naked pics, I can really round out the image of this brew-ha-ha in my mind.

TIA... oh, and continue...

[stoops the eternal pimp]

erect

[Wishboned]

I hate it when Mommy and Mommy fight.

[Dallasbabe]

And I thought you were my guy Howzie!!! :(

Please, howzit spreads his legs more than a jehovahs witness goes to the bike shop.

[The]

erect
http://www.admiralackbar.co.uk/images/signed-ackbar.jpg

[saucysoonergal]

Please, howzit spreads his legs more than a jehovahs witness goes to the bike shop.

You mean a Mormon Missionary?


I see your allure. ;)

[stoops the eternal pimp]

This thread is loaded with whores.

[stevo]

now you've gone and hurt my feelers. man, i hate being dominated.

[soonerchk]

I'm bored now. Someone needs to throw a punch or I'm going to watch another thread.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

Dallasbabe is not to be mess with...even though I have taking a few turns at her

[Adrian]

Hit her with your whiskey bottle, Stevo!

[Howzit]

Hit her with your whiskey bottle, Stevo!

That just turns her on.

[The]

Hit her with your balloon knot, Stevo!
.

[Sooner_Tuf]

I am well aware of a couple of new girls on the board. You just better keep your talons off of my men. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

Let's see 100 posts in 5 years. The new chick will overtake you by about 4 PM today.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

whatever you do, don't punch her in the face...

[WichitaSooner]

now you've gone and hurt my feelers. man, i hate being dominated.


THAT'S new.... When did that happen? :confused:

[soonerboomer93]

I really like the way this is all headed.... very good news.

If the ladies would like to send me some naked pics, I can really round out the image of this brew-ha-ha in my mind.

TIA... oh, and continue...

pics are available at my innerwebz site allyourhottiewomenareblongto93.com

nip slips start @ 15k, so be prepared

[2121Sooner]

Donkey punch!!!!!

[stoops the eternal pimp]

Let's see 100 posts in 5 years. The new chick will overtake you by about 4 PM today.

Dallasbabe has boned 1/4 of this board..post count don't mean ****

[DCSooner]

Dallasbabe has boned 1/4 of this board..post count don't mean **** Guilty!

[ChickSoonerFan]

And I thought you were my guy Howzie!!! :(

You thought wrong.

He has now been officially peed on, and marked, by me.

If we need to take this outside, let me know.

:texan:

[Howzit]

L'chaim!

[The]

L'chaim!


Bless you.

[DCSooner]

This thread has all the ladies riled up!

[saucysoonergal]

Dang Howit, you get around! Manwhore!!!

[ChickSoonerFan]

This thread has all the ladies riled up!


She started it!

[Howzit]

This thread has all the ladies riled up!

And the guys just plain up.

[DCSooner]

And the guys just plain up.
I don't get it.

[Howzit]

Oh you get it.

[Mjcpr]

You thought wrong.

He has now been officially peed on, and marked, by me.

If we need to take this outside, let me know.

:texan:

Brerak out the too small bras, fishnet stockings and pudding ladies, this here's a catfight.

[Adrian]

I think Stevo is more of a referee than a fighter...

[stoops the eternal pimp]

Im pretty sure Dallasbabe killed B.I.G. and 2pac

[Mjcpr]

Im pretty sure Dallasbabe killed B.I.G. and 2pac

You ever read Moby Dick? I think it happened like that, only different.

[soonerboomer93]

You thought wrong.

He has now been officially peed on, and marked, by me.

If we need to take this outside, let me know.

:texan:

it's a chick sighting

:hot:

[soonerchk]

Im pretty sure Dallasbabe killed B.I.G. and 2pac

What about Dougie?:pop:

[soonerboomer93]

Im pretty sure Dallasbabe killed B.I.G. and 2pac

you forgot about JFK and Osama

[stoops the eternal pimp]

I seent that bitch do the dougie.....but she can't teach it

[Howzit]

I seent that bitch do the dougie.....but she can't teach it

Pretty limber for a big girl.

[DCSooner]

Dallasbabe is so bad, she opens bottles with her goon-ya.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

limber? yes....pretty?..............

[StoopTroup]

Hey Dallas....

I'm not gonna Hide nuthin' from you Baby. These bitches have all been PMing me. I haven't PMd any of them back Darlin'. I just wanna be straight with ya.

Are we OK?

[Howzit]

He has now been officially peed on, and marked, by me.



:texan:

I was going to post something about promising a Hot Carl, but that would be gross.

[DCSooner]

Hey Dallas....

I'm not gonna Hide nuthin' from you Baby. These bitches have all been PMing me. I haven't PMd any of them back Darlin'. I just wanna be straight with ya.

Are we OK?

Uh oh Stoop. Don't mistake her silence for forgiveness!

[stoops the eternal pimp]

I can only imagine what she is doing now...and I'm finding less room in my pants.

[tator]

this thread doesn't deliver

[Dallasbabe]

Hey Dallas....

I'm not gonna Hide nuthin' from you Baby. These bitches have all been PMing me. I haven't PMd any of them back Darlin'. I just wanna be straight with ya.

Are we OK?

Whatever. I only like the crooked ones.

[StoopTroup]

This thread has all the ladies riled up!

Ladies? Get real. The only lady round here is my girl Dallas. All the others are just wannabes.

Dallas! I love you Baby!

[Dallasbabe]

this thread doesn't deliver

I can deliver something to you. Hope you don't mind a little hair.

[Howzit]

Whatever. I only like the crooked ones.Mine takes three left turns.

[tator]

I can deliver something to you. Hope you don't mind a little hair.
depends on what it's attached to

[Dallasbabe]

I was going to post something about promising a Hot Carl, but that would be gross.

I can drop it like it's hot if you need me to.

[olevetonahill]

Ladies? Get real. The only lady round here is my girl Dallas. All the others are just wannabes.

Dallas! I love you Baby!

Yall can have the Bitch, Ill take the other lovelies :hot:

[Howzit]

I can deliver something to you. Hope you don't mind a little hair.

A little? I thought you were Pakistani!

[Dallasbabe]

Yall can have the Bitch, Ill take the other lovelies :hot:

You can have them, Uncle Jesse. I want the real men.

[StoopTroup]

Whatever. I only like the crooked ones.

I know you like to treat me bad in front of others Baby. It's OK. I know our love is for reals baby.

You go gurl. You show em all what it's all about.

I love you for realz....

Peace out DB!

[Dallasbabe]

A little? I thought you were Pakistani!

NO!! I said I tried to pack Stanley in there.

[Dallasbabe]

Mine takes three left turns.

I can make one right turn in it. And you tell chick she doesn't want to mess with me.

[olevetonahill]

You can have them, Uncle Jesse. I want the real men.

You couldnt handle me, Bitch.:pop:

[StoopTroup]

Yall can have the Bitch, Ill take the other lovelies :hot:

Whatever Vet. You broke my gurls heart. The others deserve you. I've got my D-Babe now and that's all that matters to me.

[Dallasbabe]

Where did those bitches go? Just like normal, I'm surrounded by a bunch of dick.

[3rdgensooner]

So when does the cyber-foreplay start? I want to steer clear.

[Dallasbabe]

You couldnt handle me, Bitch.:pop:

****. You've been messin with the posse so long you couldn't handle this *****.

[The Profit]

Where did those bitches go? Just like normal, I'm surrounded by a bunch of dick.



I am relatively certain that you are used to that.

[The Profit]

****. You've been messin with the posse so long you couldn't handle this *****.




Why would you say that when so many man already have.

[Dallasbabe]

I am relatively certain that you are used to that.

Yes. So?

[Howzit]

Well that's kind of random.

[ChickSoonerFan]

I can make one right turn in it. And you tell chick she doesn't want to mess with me.


I am not scared of you.

[DCSooner]

Ok guys. Let's take easy on the nice lady. She's had a rough life.

[The Profit]

Yes. So?




Just stating the obvious...that's all.

[Dallasbabe]

Well that's kind of random.



Not as random as that time I showed up at your house wearing nothing but my insulin pump

[Howzit]

:les: SCHWINNNNG!!

[The Profit]

Not as random as that time I showed up at your house wearing nothing but my insulin pump




You can't even take it off for that???

[DCSooner]

Not as random as that time I showed up at your house wearing nothing but my insulin pump

That must have been before the colostomy bag.

[Dallasbabe]

I am not scared of you.

You should be. One naked photo is all it would take for me to get him back.

[soonerchk]

This is way less interesting than I'd hoped. I'll be over on the Lost thread or watching Jammin get peed on.

[Howzit]

I will say, no one can make a colostomy bag look as sexy as Babe.

[Howzit]

That must have been before the colostomy bag.

DAMMIT!

[Dallasbabe]

This is way less interesting than I'd hoped. I'll be over on the Lost thread or watching Jammin get peed on.

Yeah, move on. This thread is for hot bitches.

[Howzit]

Can Cathunter be far away?

[CatHunter]

Hey Babe, I am am Lewisville. Wanna meet at BJ's for lunch sometime?

[Mjcpr]

I will say, no one can make a colostomy bag look as sexy as Babe.

Dallas, move that catheter over just a little....

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-3ymzdieSVEI/TaPTc-oizfI/AAAAAAAADIc/eohKVy5isoI/s1600/002b01cbf66c%25240ae2aec0%2524051EA916.jpeg

[CatHunter]

Can Cathunter be far away?Ok, that is just weird.

[Howzit]

:les: BWAHAHAHAHAHA

[Dallasbabe]

Oh I was getting excited. I thought that said meet for a BJ. SURE!!

[olevetonahill]

****. You've been messin with the posse so long you couldn't handle this *****.

Prolly get the Clap er the HIV if i tried.:pop:

[CowboySooner]

Oh I was getting excited. I thought that said meet for a BJ. SURE!!

Thanks for the PEEM DB. I like your loins.

[The Profit]

Dallas, move that catheter over just a little....

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-3ymzdieSVEI/TaPTc-oizfI/AAAAAAAADIc/eohKVy5isoI/s1600/002b01cbf66c%25240ae2aec0%2524051EA916.jpeg




Okay, I am gonna vomit just a little...

[StoopTroup]

I don't care what any of you think about my gurl. She knows my love is deep. That's all that counts as far as I'm concerned.

Dallas....my Wife still has that restraining order so let me know where to meat you.

[Dallasbabe]

Prolly get the Clap er the HIV if i tried.:pop:

That's probably about all you can do these days is try.

[saucysoonergal]

Yeah, BORING, you guys keep your pump and us classy ladies will give you some Penicillin, and thats all. ;)

[Dallasbabe]

What i got is worth getting a little infection for.

[stevo]

this had potential. not as epic as i had expected



(where's major-cpr now?? i need him to pass judgement with me!!)

[DCSooner]

I think it is winding down. Right Howzit?

[stoops the eternal pimp]

wow...nastiness

[olevetonahill]

That's probably about all you can do these days is try.

Heh, When i get to old to cut the mustard I can always lick the jar. Just aint gonna lick one thats been left open out at the dump.:rolleyes:

[Mjcpr]

this had potential. not as epic as i had expected

(where's major-cpr now?? i need him to pass judgement with me!!)

I'd take a stout Dallasbabe over a Guinness any day!

[soonerchk]

this had potential. not as epic as i had expected



(where's major-cpr now?? i need him to pass judgement with me!!)

I passed judgement a page or so ago, so it's official.

[stevo]

olevet, we're cool...but why are you licking mustard jars? i can think of a lot more condiments i would rather lick than mustard

[Dallasbabe]

Heh, When i get to old to cut the mustard I can always lick the jar. Just aint gonna lick one thats been left open out at the dump.:rolleyes:

You sure? You could savor the smell in that nasty beard of yours for days!

[saucysoonergal]

olevet, we're cool...but why are you licking mustard jars? i can think of a lot more condiments i would rather lick than mustard

Maybe honey mustard.

[DCSooner]

Funny how when soonerchk is on, Dallasbabe is off.

[soonerchk]

Funny how when soonerchk is on, Dallasbabe is off.

Ew. That's not nice!

[stevo]

boy, this really escalated quickly. i mean, it really got out of hand

[CatHunter]

Maybe honey mustard.


It's more like eating a nice bowl of cottage cheese. I love cottage cheese.

[The Profit]

olevet, we're cool...but why are you licking mustard jars? i can think of a lot more condiments i would rather lick than mustard



Condiments?? Is that what you are calling them now?

[DCSooner]

boy, this really escalated quickly. i mean, it really got out of hand
definitely more than a handful.

[sappstuf]

boy, this really escalated quickly. i mean, it really got out of hand

http://www.profilebrand.com/funny-pictures/category/animated/178_achievment-unlocked.gif

[Mjcpr]

I'd take a stout Dallasbabe over a Guinness any day!

Stupid autocorrect....that should say stank.

[olevetonahill]

olevet, we're cool...but why are you licking mustard jars? i can think of a lot more condiments i would rather lick than mustard

Ya never heard that before?:D

[stevo]

Stupid autocorrect....that should say stank.


haha oh snap, capt. rib crusher!

[sappstuf]

Stupid autocorrect....that should say stank.

It works either way!

[stevo]

Ya never heard that before?:D


negs



pea ess, why is the casino named after you? do you have a gambling problem? allow me to introduce...myself

[jk the sooner fan]

olevet, we're cool...but why are you licking mustard jars? i can think of a lot more condiments i would rather lick than mustard

i relish the thought

[Dallasbabe]

i relish the thought

Speaking of relish, I just donned some...come and get it.

And bring your nightstick.

[CatHunter]

i relish the thought Of course Beano's troll shows up.

[olevetonahill]

negs



pea ess, why is the casino named after you? do you have a gambling problem? allow me to introduce...myself

Hell if i know. according to some Im the most hated poster here cept fer Leroid and hes gone now.;)

[DCSooner]

Of course Beano's troll shows up.
heh

[soonerchk]

What happened to Leroy?

[olevetonahill]

What happened to Leroy?

He got a ONE day ban, decided no one liked him and aint been back.Course he was mostly right.:D

[DCSooner]

He got a ONE day ban, decided no one liked him and aint been back.Course he was mostly right.:D

He started the Posse I heard.

[Dallasbabe]

What happened to Leroy?


He got a ONE day ban, decided no one liked him and aint been back.Course he was mostly right.:D

This thread is about my hoo hoo. Back on topic or I will cut you both.

[soonerchk]

He got a ONE day ban, decided no one liked him and aint been back.Course he was mostly right.:D

I liked him, but I'm a n00b so what do I know?

[CowboySooner]

Dallasbabe, you set my pecker on fire.

[olevetonahill]

I liked him, but I'm a n00b so what do I know?

Why i said "Mostly"
Pay Tention :D

[DCSooner]

Dallasbabe, you set my pecker on fire.


You got her Christmas card too?

Merry Christmas, I have chlamydia.

[Dallasbabe]

Dallasbabe, you set my pecker on fire.

Stay away from the penicillin and it'll get even better.

[Mjcpr]

This thread is about my hoo hoo. Back on topic or I will cut you both.

This thread is making me hungry.

http://cozywallet.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/arbys-roast-beef-sandwich.bmp

[stevo]

Dallasbabe, you set my pecker on fire.

you really shouldn't advertise that you have gonnorhea. kind of frowned upon




damn it! joke rule!

[Dallasbabe]

You got her Christmas card too?

Merry Christmas, I have chlamydia.


Happy Chriskwanzukah!!

[DCSooner]

This thread is making me hungry.

http://cozywallet.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/arbys-roast-beef-sandwich.bmp
mjcpr shaved?

[The Profit]

This thread is about my hoo hoo. Back on topic or I will cut you both.




When they get that size, you have to give up the cute names like hoo hoo. More like a moo moo, I imagine.

[Dallasbabe]

This thread is making me hungry.

http://cozywallet.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/arbys-roast-beef-sandwich.bmp


You like that meat and cheese? You like how the flap opens to get it?

[CowboySooner]

you really shouldn't advertise that you have gonnorhea. kind of frowned upon




damn it! joke rule!

stevo, you wish you was half the woman she is.

[Dallasbabe]

When they get that size, you have to give up the cute names like hoo hoo. More like a moo moo, I imagine.

Potato tomato.

[stevo]

major -monkeypush, do you have meat curtains?



(oh yes i did!!)

[stevo]

stevo, you wish you was half the woman she is.

i wish you knew how to conjugate a verb to past tense

[CowboySooner]

Potato tomato.

Don't let them hurt your feelers. The thought of you right now is making my totem pole rise.

[OutlandTrophy]

This thread is making me hungry.

http://cozywallet.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/arbys-roast-beef-sandwich.bmp

that looks like something a Coast Guard cook would make for dinner.

[Dallasbabe]

major -monkeypush, do you have meat curtains?



(oh yes i did!!)

:les: BACK OFF STEVE-A-RINO!!1 HE'S ONE OF MY BOY TOYS, TOO!

[CowboySooner]

i wish you knew how to conjugate a verb to past tense

I only conjugate with DB

[DCSooner]

that looks like something a Coast Guard cook would make for dinner.

I resemble that remark.

[Mjcpr]

I got your meat curtains swingin', lady.

[The Profit]

i wish you knew how to conjugate a verb to past tense




Stevo, please allow me to say how much I have missed you.

[Dallasbabe]

that looks like something a Coast Guard cook would make for dinner.

I remember when I scrambled your eggs.

[stevo]

I got your meat curtains swingin', lady.

*perplexed*

[CowboySooner]

This thread is confusing me. I don't know who i want to **** anymore

[OutlandTrophy]

I remember when I scrambled your eggs.

or was it the other way around?

[3rdgensooner]

i wish you knew how to conjugate a verb to past tenseI wish you knew how to capitalize the first word of a sentence.







*booyah*

[stevo]

I wish you knew how to capitalize the first word of a sentence.







*booyah*


BAM!!

[The Profit]

major -monkeypush, do you have meat curtains?



(oh yes i did!!)




Just imagine Carnegie Hall. I huge proscenium stage (big enough for a herd of elephants) surrounded by magnificent flowing curtains.

[stevo]

Stevo, please allow me to say how much I have missed you.


*fist to chest*


same here, profit...same here

[CowboySooner]

you ladies are givin me sinly desires with your correcting me..ive got an idea..involves you ladies, me, an ice machine, and 2 quarts of 5w30 oil

[The Profit]

This thread is confusing me. I don't know who i want to **** anymore




Just do what you normally do and .... yourself.

[stevo]

you lost me with the ice machine. that's just too much...out of my comfort zone

[Dallasbabe]

you ladies are givin me sinly desires with your correcting me..ive got an idea..involves you ladies, me, an ice machine, and 2 quarts of 5w30 oil

You said you wouldn't do that one with anyone else. Slut.

[Mjcpr]

*fist*

You are going to find yourself on Dallasbabe's list in a minute.

[DCSooner]

Wait, is oil safe for the goon-ya?

[soonerchk]

you ladies are givin me sinly desires with your correcting me..ive got an idea..involves you ladies, me, an ice machine, and 2 quarts of 5w30 oil

Switch out the ice machine and oil and go with ice cream and chocolate syrup, and we can negotiate.

[Dallasbabe]

Just do what you normally do and .... yourself.


You have earned the right to join my clan. I can be to Edmond in 3 hours.

[CowboySooner]

I'm sure their goon yas are big and wide enough to suck it all up so there isn't an oil spill.

[The Profit]

Wait, is oil safe for the goon-ya?




As dried up as that thing is, it will never know the difference.

[CowboySooner]

Switch out the ice machine and oil and go with ice cream and chocolate syrup, and we can negotiate.

hmmmmmm.....can Dallasbabe be involved?

[Mjcpr]

You have earned the right to join my clan. I can be to Edmond in 3 hours.

Do you still have the bearded clan?

[soonerchk]

Boys have penises, girls have virginias.



hmmmmmm.....can Dallasbabe be involved?

And just like that, negotiations have ended.

[The Profit]

You have earned the right to join my clan. I can be to Edmond in 3 hours.




Quick...Someone hide me. I will even go to Tulsa to escape that fate. Hell, I would even hide in SoonerCruiser's car.

Second thought....No, I would not hide in SoonerCruiser's car.

[Tulsa_Fireman]

Boys have penises, girls have virginias.




And just like that, negotiations have ended.

This is false. I read it on the internet.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

Quick...Someone hide me. I will even go to Tulsa to escape that fate. Hell, I would even hide in SoonerCruiser's car.

Second thought....No, I would not hide in SoonerCruiser's car.


That would be a fail proof way to make sure no vaginas approach you.

[The Profit]

Boys have penises, girls have virginias.




And just like that, negotiations have ended.




I thought they were called condiments.

[3rdgensooner]

Do you still have the bearded clan?It ain't a brazilian.

[Dallasbabe]

Quick...Someone hide me. I will even go to Tulsa to escape that fate. Hell, I would even hide in SoonerCruiser's car.

Second thought....No, I would not hide in SoonerCruiser's car.

It's not that bad. I will shave my armpits for you.

[Tulsa_Fireman]

They are.

Vet likes it when they taste like mustard.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

It's not that bad. I will shave my armpits for you.

I wish you would have done that before the spring game.

[Mjcpr]

They are.

Vet likes it when they taste like mustard.

He's going to love it because this one tastes like gray poopon!

[Tulsa_Fireman]

He's going to love it because this one tastes like gray poopon!

See, what makes that funny is that it makes one think of someone eating a vagina with poop on it.

A tip of the cap to you, sir. Well played.

[olevetonahill]

They are.

Vet likes it when they taste like mustard.

Dont every one Like a lil mustard on their hot dog?:confused:

[CatHunter]

Dont every one Like a lil mustard on their hot dog?:confused:

Sometimes a little ketchup too!

[CowboySooner]

You have earned the right to join my clan. I can be to Edmond in 3 hours.

you aint leavin much room for the rest of us.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

This thread is not bad for a Tuesday afternoon.

[Tulsa_Fireman]

Dont every one Like a lil mustard on their hot dog?:confused:

The secret word is... Discharge. Discharge.

[Mongo]

I missed the fighting!!! I am not reading all of this, but tell me, did any titties pop out during the fighting?

[Tulsa_Fireman]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-5SiVyCSUv0Q/TWVGyvJQopI/AAAAAAAAAnk/ie7zoVYqjLs/s400/edward_norton_meat_loaf_fight_club_001.jpg

[DCSooner]

This thread is not bad for a Tuesday afternoon.


No doubt!

[Boomer.....]

I think I saw a nipple

[DCSooner]

I think I saw a nippleIt's a shadow.

[The Profit]

I think I saw a nipple




No, that was just a piece of pepperoni from a slice of pizza that was thrown by one of the combatants.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

Hopefully, all of you other guys got yours while this was going on.

[Tulsa_Fireman]

Yeah, watch out for that sticky spot.

[The Profit]

My message box was quickly filled with photos as the back-and-forth insults were thrown.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

I think a nice swap is the next order of business then.

[soonerchk]

My message box was quickly filled with photos as the back-and-forth insults were thrown.

You can send mine back now, sorry I got carried away there.:O

[stoops the eternal pimp]

You can send mine back now, sorry I got carried away there.:O

I asked the others to send back their copies also.

[WichitaSooner]

No, that was just a piece of pepperoni from a slice of pizza that was thrown by one of the combatants.

http://deanperry.co.uk/gallery/albums/userpics/10001/normal_pencil-eraser.jpg

[The Profit]

You can send mine back now, sorry I got carried away there.:O




Hell no...Not until I have had the chance to use it.

[soonerchk]

http://deanperry.co.uk/gallery/albums/userpics/10001/normal_pencil-eraser.jpg

New jokes, try them!

[The Profit]

Would someone please let me know who the clearinghouse is for all of these photos. I would like to begin sending them back, but I have no idea where some of them came from. Hell, I have them from Tulsa, Dallas and even an old one from Ada.

[WichitaSooner]

New jokes, try them!

Suddenly we can't use old jokes?????? When did that happen?

[soonerchk]

Comedy rule.

[WichitaSooner]

Comedy rule.

But I haven't seen stevo since that joke was new.... so there....

[soonerchk]

But I haven't seen stevo since that joke was new.... so there....

Doesn't make it more current.

[StoopTroup]

I think I saw a nipple

Everyone knows there are onions in a meatloaf

[Sooner_Tuf]

Doesn't anybody **** anymore?

[WichitaSooner]

Doesn't make it more current.

Are you going to get on everyone for using old jokes? If so, you better clear your schedule... lol

[DCSooner]

Doesn't anybody **** anymore?
Twice today. One after my coffee, and one on accident.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

Do sharts count?

[soonerchk]

Are you going to get on everyone for using old jokes? If so, you better clear your schedule... lol

No, just the ones I find tiresome. It's purely a whim.

[Howzit]

Twice today. One after my coffee, and one on accident.

Lucky bastard. I wish this metamucil would kick in.

[DCSooner]

Lucky bastard. I wish this metamucil would kick in.
Maybe after Matlock.

[Howzit]

:les: GET OFF OF MY LAWN!!!

[reflector]

But I haven't seen stevo since that joke was new.... so there....

Did she leave?

[WichitaSooner]

No, just the ones I find tiresome. It's purely a whim.

Yeah, well telling me something bothers you is a SURE way to make it stop...

[Romulus]

I know who I belong to

[tator]

So is this over now?

[stoops the eternal pimp]

I don't think so...I think the orgy started and they can't post and centipede at the same time

[tator]

I missed my invite :(

[AlboSooner]

this thread needs socali and his dolls

[Dallasbabe]

Lucky bastard. I wish this metamucil would kick in.


I like it when we pretend we're Angela Lansbury and Andy Griffith.

[soonerboomer93]

Switch out the ice machine and oil and go with ice cream and chocolate syrup, and we can negotiate.

Then you'd be doing it wrong

[crawfish]

Outstanding entertainment.

[Peach Fuzz]

Indeed sir.. in-****in-deed

[olevetonahill]

Then you'd be doing it wrong

I like peach preserves and jumper cables myself.

[crawfish]

I hope your testicles are properly marked.

[olevetonahill]

I hope your testicles are properly marked.

:eek: :D

[Tin Cup]

This is weird! Got my $$$$ on Chk and her hammer.

[BudSooner]

This thread blows.

[olevetonahill]

This thread blows.

Dont ya mean the OP ?