BITCH BE WARNED

[BudSooner]

Dont ya mean the OP ?OP? Whut the **** is that?

[olevetonahill]

OP? Whut the **** is that?

Im my case Im referring to the Original poster;)

[soonerboomer93]

I hope your testicles are properly marked.

Brunhilda told me left is always positive. But that might only apply to nipples, I still can't recall much from that "experience"

[BudSooner]

Im my case Im referring to the Original poster;)
Yeah, her too, i'm not down with bitches who come with optional kick stand as an appendage.

[olevetonahill]

Yeah, her too, i'm not down with bitches who come with optional kick stand as an appendage.

:eek:

[stevo]

this place is haaaaaarsh





(not really)

[BudSooner]

this place is haaaaaarsh





(not really)
Gimme 5 minutes.

[Al Gore]

Damn.....I always miss the good stuff...

F'ing work....

[SoonerHoops]

i would like to fight you?


please name the time and place?


Dammitt! Who typed a question mark on the teleprompter!

[KantoSooner]

Any part of this thread that does not end in gently warmed olive oil, nudity and a Twister set is just not happening.

[crawfish]

in!

[Howzit]

in!

That's what DallasBabe said.

But it was more of a question.

[soonerchk]

Any part of this thread that does not end in gently warmed olive oil, nudity and a Twister set is just not happening.
When they find a cure for cancer, it will start with olive oil.

[The Profit]

When they find a cure for cancer, it will start with olive oil.



I like me some olive oil, but yesterday's news said the cure-all is coffee. You need to drink 4 or 5 cups a day of strong coffee. It is really good for the ole prostate, but I am relatively certain that it must be good for some female parts as well.

[soonerchk]

I like me some olive oil, but yesterday's news said the cure-all is coffee. You need to drink 4 or 5 cups a day of strong coffee. It is really good for the ole prostate, but I am relatively certain that it must be good for some female parts as well.

Me drinking coffee is good for everyone who has to talk to me.

[olevetonahill]

Me drinking coffee is good for everyone who has to talk to me.

Yup, Give me coffee and no one has to get hurt.;)

[Mjcpr]

Me drinking coffee is good for everyone who has to talk to me.

Except for the breaf part.

[The Profit]

On my 3rd cup as I type.

[KantoSooner]

When they find a cure for cancer, it will start with olive oil.

...and perhaps with nude Twister.



Bite! Damn you people! Bite!

[crawfish]

That's what DallasBabe said.

But it was more of a question.

Not my fault, you could fit a mini cooper up there.

[Dallasbabe]

I've got a place where you and Howzit can sword fight.

[Mjcpr]

I've got a place where you and Howzit can sword fight.

What if somebody gets poked?!

[stoops the eternal pimp]

i have seen that place..its dark, wet, and smells of moth balls

[Dallasbabe]

What if somebody gets poked?!

I hope somebody does! You could crawl right on in too.

[Romulus]

Dallasbabe, is that a picture of you in your avatar?

[Howzit]

Isn't she beautiful?

[Romulus]

just a peach

[Mjcpr]

just a peach

Don't mind that....she's just not anal about shaving.

But she is everything else.

[olevetonahill]

Id hit it.

Oh wait, No I wouldn't!:eek:

[The Profit]

Id hit it.

Oh wait, No I wouldn't!:eek:




Good decision. I think that target would hit back in three or four days.

[Howzit]

just a peach

Just wait until she gets that lap-band!

[The Profit]

Just wait until she gets that lap-band!





She will eat right through that thing. Even a big rubber band can only stretch so far.

[olevetonahill]

Good decision. I think that target would hit back in three or four days.

What Im sayin, Prolly get something Oral Roberts couldnt pray off.:eek:

[Penguin]

Don't mind that....she's just not anal about shaving.


Anal shaving? That definitely requires two or more people.

[soonerboomer93]

Damn.....I always miss the good stuff...

F'ing work....

damn, at least you're f'ing at work, that would be better then posting at work

[meoveryouxinfinity]

Am I too late?

[soonerboomer93]

four?

[crawfish]

Am I too late?

Of course not! Grease yourself up and jump on top of the pile.

[Boomer.....]

http://nsaney.com/pics/south-park-gay-orgy-pile.gif

[soonerboomer93]

Of course not! Grease yourself up and jump on top of the pile.

heh

[rs.soonerfans]

Stevo has reached level 12 on Call of Duty: Zombies. Don't F with her, ladies.

[StoopTroup]

http://nsaney.com/pics/south-park-gay-orgy-pile.gif

Is Stevo and Dallas Babe in that pile?

[StoopTroup]

Anal shaving? That definitely requires two or more people.

Especially if your a penguin

[The Profit]

Is Stevo and Dallas Babe in that pile?




Nope. I looked. You would be able to spot those pepperonis if she was there.

[JDMT]

Is it worth reading this entire thread?

[The Profit]

Is it worth reading this entire thread?




hardly

[Romulus]

Is it worth reading this entire thread?

Very underwhelming

[stevo]

a.) not pepperonis

b.) i don't do porker piles



(but rom does. pm him for more details)

[JDMT]

Very underwhelming


TOGTFO then ladies!

[The Profit]

a.) not pepperonis

b.) i don't do porker piles



(but rom does. pm him for more details)





You mean all of those pepperoni stories were viscous lies? Damn...

[stevo]

yep...terrible, vicious, slanderous lies

[stevo]

TOGTFO then ladies!


rom, i believe he wants to see your magnificent pectorals. don't deny him (or us)

[C&CDean]

Not so fast my friends, I've seen pics...

[The Profit]

yep...terrible, vicious, slanderous lies




I just don't know what to say. The image(s) in my mind have disappeared into a fog.

[Dallasbabe]

Not so fast my friends, I've seen pics...

Hey Deanie baby, I've got some pics with you that you might like.

[3rdgensooner]

You mean all of those pepperoni stories were viscous lies? Damn...


yep...terrible, vicious, slanderous liesI was pondering what, exactly, a viscous lie would be.

[Howzit]

Is it worth reading this entire thread?


hardly

Says the guy with 25 posts in the thread.

:rolleyes:

[stoops the eternal pimp]

Hey Deanie baby, I've got some pics with you that you might like.

Maybe we can swap some

[The Profit]

Says the guy with 25 posts in the thread.

:rolleyes:




I really wasn't part of the battle. My job was comedy relief. Besides, I am trying my best to improve my post count.

[The Profit]

I was pondering what, exactly, a viscous lie would be.




I simple lie would be telling your wife that you are loyal while you are screwing around.

A viscous lie would be telling your wife that you are loyal while you are screwing one of the hired help and then paying for your love child.

Does that help?

[WichitaSooner]

I was pondering what, exactly, a viscous lie would be.

That's the technical term for a man faking an orgasm...

[C&CDean]

That's the technical term for a man faking an orgasm...

wha?? Ain't possible. Is it?

[WichitaSooner]

wha?? Ain't possible. Is it?

No see... they misused the word VISCOUS, you know like VISCOSITY of a fluid, so I.... oh.... nevermind....

[StoopTroup]

wha?? Ain't possible. Is it?

Ummm....

If you are a real man....yes.

Give it a try tonight. Post about how things went. :D

[Boomer.....]

Why would any man want to give himself blue balls?

[C&CDean]

No see... they misused the word VISCOUS, you know like VISCOSITY of a fluid, so I.... oh.... nevermind....

Well then your previous post was all ****ed up then.

A viscous lie would be telling everyone your semen was 90-weight. See?

[WichitaSooner]

Well then your previous post was all ****ed up then.

A viscous lie would be telling everyone your semen was 90-weight. See?

Yeah, if you like the easy way out... pfffffttttt...

[C&CDean]

Yeah, if you like the easy way out... pfffffttttt...

So what is it? 5-20?

[DIB]

Stevo does not have pepperonis. She has extra long erasers.






*new rumor time*

[Dallasbabe]

So I guess they all left.

[rock on sooner]

I simple lie would be telling your wife that you are loyal while you are screwing around.

A viscous lie would be telling your wife that you are loyal while you are screwing one of the hired help and then paying for your love child.

Does that help?

You could also just say ..Ah-nold....

[Breadburner]

I faked that I did'nt have an orgasm many times.....!!!!

[SanJoaquinSooner]

So I guess they all left.

Si'

[One4OU]

Add Content

[3rdgensooner]

So I guess they were all banned.Possibly

[C&CDean]

Possibly

But probably not. Some of those kids were fun. Some were not.

[JohnnyMack]

Dallasbabe is a whore.

So is Dean.

[yermom]

But probably not. Some of those kids were fun. Some were not.

not fun is grounds for banes?

can i send you a list?

[SanJoaquinSooner]

Dean doesn't like lots of traffic. That's why he lives east of Purcell.

[DCSooner]

Bump

[stoops the eternal pimp]

That's what she said.

[StoopTroup]

I bet her snatch is like Carlsbad now.

[SoonerStormchaser]

Did I miss something? Apparently...

The things I miss when epic threads get started while I'm deployed!

[Soonerjeepman]

umm...not looking through ALL the posts...

BUT I suggest the womenz post pics and let us decide!!!

;-)

[Dallasbabe]

dc, howzit, 1tc, mongo,vet, and step have all the pictures you need. hope to take a picture soon with dean.

[StoopTroup]

That's hawt.

[8timechamps]

Bump

Quitter.

[8timechamps]

But probably not. Some of those kids were real. Some were not.

FIFY

[olevetonahill]

dc, howzit, 1tc, mongo,vet, and step have all the pictures you need. hope to take a picture soon with dean.

I aint sharing mine with No one .

[FirstandGoal]

How did I ever miss this thread?

[8timechamps]

How did I ever miss this thread?

Stay close to me, I'll make sure you stay in the loop...

[yermom]

Bump

some things don't wash off, eh?

[olevetonahill]

some things don't wash off, eh?

With DB ya get things Oral Roberts couldnt have Prayed off.

[Soonerjeepman]

I aint sharing mine with No one .

damn, c'mon old man~ ;-)

[olevetonahill]

damn, c'mon old man~ ;-)

I suggest you Peem DB and set up a date, You will have fun but ONE will prolly be all ya can take

Wild man Wild

[Soonerjeepman]

LOL..think the GF would not be happy...I'll trust ya.

[proud gonzo]

Still my proudest fark ever...

[proud gonzo]

Also, I think you have a lot of catching up to do with post counts.

[SoonerStormchaser]

Also, I think you have a lot of catching up to do with post counts.

postwhore ;)

[Dallasbabe]

no worries, crimson balls is the only dude interested in you anyway

Are you still here? I have something to show you.

[DCSooner]

Uh oh! I fell for that once!

[Dallasbabe]

i think we can cyber in the open here now