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2121Sooner
5/17/2011, 01:15 PM
Find Rachel Ray completely annoying and wish she would DIAF and just shut the F up?


Yeah me too. ;)

Cheez-It
5/17/2011, 01:16 PM
Find Rachel Ray completely annoying and wish she would DIAF and just shut the F up?


Yeah me too. ;)

You could always change the channel?!?!?!?!?!

delhalew
5/17/2011, 01:17 PM
You could always change the channel?!?!?!?!?!

Just knowing she is out there...[shivers]

jk the sooner fan
5/17/2011, 01:17 PM
she doesnt bother me.....but i dont get those that think she's attractive

she isnt


at all

2121Sooner
5/17/2011, 01:19 PM
Now Andrew Zimmern.......that fat F'er is HILARIOUS!!!

3rdgensooner
5/17/2011, 01:20 PM
You're such a girl

mgsooner
5/17/2011, 01:21 PM
How has Rachel Ray had bronchitis for 15 straight years?

KantoSooner
5/17/2011, 01:22 PM
It's not bronchitus, it's 'cause she's so hot she's smokin'

2121Sooner
5/17/2011, 01:23 PM
You're such a girl

You're just jealous cause I met Anthony Bourdain at Tom Douglas's restaurant when he was in Seattle.

Don't hate

RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
5/17/2011, 01:24 PM
She's a cookin' genius, and a phenominal success story. Plus, when she's not heavy, she's kinda cute.

The
5/17/2011, 01:25 PM
She's no Giada.

http://www.popcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/John-Mayer-Giada-De-Laurentiis-Cheating.jpg

3rdgensooner
5/17/2011, 01:26 PM
You're just jealous cause I met Anthony Bourdain at Tom Douglas's restaurant when he was in Seattle.

Don't hate
I don't hate girls; you should just go ahead and let your freak flag fly.

2121Sooner
5/17/2011, 01:28 PM
If there is anyone that know you don't hate girls it me......I was there, I saw it

That was hot

SoCaliSooner
5/17/2011, 01:28 PM
Find Rachel Ray completely annoying and wish she would DIAF

Do It Al Fresco?

2121Sooner
5/17/2011, 01:29 PM
She's no Giada.

http://www.popcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/John-Mayer-Giada-De-Laurentiis-Cheating.jpg

Doesn't someone we know own a Picasso that looks very similar to this?

jk the sooner fan
5/17/2011, 01:29 PM
mmmmmmm Paula Dean ftw........

The
5/17/2011, 01:30 PM
Doesn't someone we know own a Picasso that looks very similar to this?

This would be something I think is going to far....I'm glad I never went there

2121Sooner
5/17/2011, 01:31 PM
You can never go too far

The
5/17/2011, 01:31 PM
You can never go too far

I'm glad.

3rdgensooner
5/17/2011, 01:32 PM
She's no Giada.

http://www.popcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/John-Mayer-Giada-De-Laurentiis-Cheating.jpg

I think Giada is hottie, but the airbrushing in that pic makes her skull look huge, like a bobblehead.

The
5/17/2011, 01:33 PM
I think Giada is hottie, but the airbrushing in that pic makes her skull look huge, like a bobblehead.


Her skull IS huge.

2121Sooner
5/17/2011, 01:33 PM
Actually I should give credit for who told me that line.

You can never go too far ~ Stevo's anus

The
5/17/2011, 01:34 PM
Stevo's anus

Has this been resolved yet?

mgsooner
5/17/2011, 01:34 PM
http://www.jennqpublic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/barefoot-contessa-ina-garten.jpg

JDMT
5/17/2011, 01:34 PM
I think she's hotter than hell!

delhalew
5/17/2011, 01:37 PM
http://foodnetworkhumor.com/wp-content/uploads//giada-bikini-boobs-porn.jpg

delhalew
5/17/2011, 01:38 PM
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_m6_Wztviefg/R0iuGM10jLI/AAAAAAAAADM/-NSI97nTMuE/s400/nigella_2.jpg

mgsooner
5/17/2011, 01:39 PM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ky1bf81QrMw/S834mgu2pUI/AAAAAAAAAfw/NUZfGTGFP8k/s1600/rachael+ray.jpg

delhalew
5/17/2011, 01:40 PM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ky1bf81QrMw/S834mgu2pUI/AAAAAAAAAfw/NUZfGTGFP8k/s1600/rachael+ray.jpg

touche.

2121Sooner
5/17/2011, 01:41 PM
http://hidensneek.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/rachel-ray-elvis.jpg

jk the sooner fan
5/17/2011, 01:42 PM
http://leisureblogs.chicagotribune.com/thestew/images/2007/11/21/nigellalaw_4.jpg

Turd_Ferguson
5/17/2011, 01:53 PM
Now Andrew Zimmern.......that fat F'er is HILARIOUS!!!If by HILARIOUS you mean, comes across as a peni munching manboy, then yes I agree...

2121Sooner
5/17/2011, 02:01 PM
If by HILARIOUS you mean, comes across as a peni munching manboy, then yes I agree...

I bet you picture most men that way.

And I am not judging you. God made you that way.

delhalew
5/17/2011, 02:09 PM
It's all fun and games until this Jersey whore opens mouth...ohhh, I'm channeling Andrew Dice Clay!
http://secure.campaigner.com/accountsmedia/58180/Nadia%20G.jpg

Turd_Ferguson
5/17/2011, 02:11 PM
I bet you picture most men that way.

And I am not judging you. God made you that way.Your a funny little man...your like a blend of KC and CK with a splash of Stu

The
5/17/2011, 02:12 PM
Your a funny little man...your like a blend of KC and CK with a splash of Stu


*you're.

2121Sooner
5/17/2011, 02:12 PM
Who is that?

2121Sooner
5/17/2011, 02:14 PM
Your a funny little man...your like a blend of KC and CK with a splash of Stu

Why thank you. You're a real sweetheart too.

Turd_Ferguson
5/17/2011, 02:16 PM
Why thank you. You're a real sweetheart too.No problem Honey...

2121Sooner
5/17/2011, 02:21 PM
*you're.

"You're" used as the contraction of "you are" = high school diploma

"Your" used as the contraction of "you are" = GED

Turd_Ferguson
5/17/2011, 02:26 PM
"You're" used as the contraction of "you are" = high school diploma

"Your" used as the contraction of "you are" = GEDThanks for the info sweetie pie...

delhalew
5/17/2011, 02:26 PM
Who is that?

This chick...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D45umnmrn8Y&feature=relmfu

JDMT
5/17/2011, 02:30 PM
Your a funny little man...your like a blend of KC and CK with a splash of Stu

Uh, he's 6'8".

The
5/17/2011, 02:31 PM
Uh, he's 6'8".


Yet, we've yet to see him palm an NBA Regulation basketball.


Yet.

3rdgensooner
5/17/2011, 02:31 PM
Yeah he's more like a blend of Lurch and Longar Longar.

JDMT
5/17/2011, 02:31 PM
Yet, we've yet to see him palm an NBA Regulation basketball.


Yet.

Why did you kill the IDUB again The?

The
5/17/2011, 02:31 PM
Yeah he's more like a blend of Lurch and Longar Longar.

Lurch Lurch.

NormanPride
5/17/2011, 02:32 PM
Is he hairy? Did he get a hole in one?

The
5/17/2011, 02:32 PM
Why did you kill the IDUB again The?

Ald said mean things to me, and JamminStwiltronborn took credit for my ideas.

2121Sooner
5/17/2011, 02:33 PM
This chick...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D45umnmrn8Y&feature=relmfu

Wow. I kept hoping she would slit her throat with that good knife and see how well that worked.


For the record, ther is a little English lesson in there for Turd.

Turd_Ferguson
5/17/2011, 02:34 PM
Uh, he's 6'8".Yeah, and I'm 7'0 and shoot bolt's of lightening from my ***...

The
5/17/2011, 02:35 PM
Yeah, and I'm 7'0 and shoot bolt's of lightening from my ***...

No, you're not, and no, you don't.

JDMT
5/17/2011, 02:35 PM
Wow. I kept hoping she would slit her throat with that good knife and see how well that worked.


For the record, ther is a little English lesson in there for Turd.

She is kinda hot in a i want to fuk you while i choke the chit out of ya way.

Turd_Ferguson
5/17/2011, 02:36 PM
No, you're not, and no, you don't.Ok, ok...I'm 5'10...but the lightning bolt thing is true...

3rdgensooner
5/17/2011, 02:36 PM
Yeah, and I'm 7'0 and shoot bolt's of lightening from my ***...I've met 2121, and while he never shot bolts of lightning from any of his orifices, he is indeed 6'8" and has a hot-a$$ wife.

So he's got that going for him, which is nice.

Jammin'
5/17/2011, 02:37 PM
These threads are confusing me. The other one is the good one, yet I keep clicking this one by accident.

and I see it the complete opposite but am intelligent enough to not click on the other one.

The
5/17/2011, 02:37 PM
She is kinda hot in a i want to fuk you while i choke the chit out of ya way.

Have I ever told you the story about the girl I used to date that was a choker (or I guess "chokee" would be more apt)?

The
5/17/2011, 02:38 PM
and I see it the complete opposite but am intelligent enough to not click on the other one.


You sonofa.....

JDMT
5/17/2011, 02:38 PM
Have I ever told you the story about the girl I used to date that was a choker (or I guess "chokee" would be more apt)?

Gotta hear this brother. :pop:

Turd_Ferguson
5/17/2011, 02:40 PM
I've met 2121, and while he never shot bolts of lightning from any of his orifices, he is indeed 6'8" and has a hot-a$$ wife.

So he's got that going for him, which is nice.Somebody must have put out the OUI signal...again.

2121Sooner
5/17/2011, 02:41 PM
Have I ever told you the story about the girl I used to date that was a choker (or I guess "chokee" would be more apt)?

Be honest. You had to use both hands and still couldn't wrap all the way around her throat. It's ok, We all can't be like SoCali

2121Sooner
5/17/2011, 02:44 PM
Somebody must have put out the OUI signal...again.

Not at all slappy. We have no make-believe cliques but I bet I could get a few of us together for a neg jihad and then circle back to our super special hideout.

That sounds cute

Turd_Ferguson
5/17/2011, 02:45 PM
Not at all slappy. We have no make-believe cliques but I bet I could get a few of us together for a neg jihad and then circle back to our super special hideout.

That sounds cuteGet after it Clownpants...

KuppiKunta
5/17/2011, 02:47 PM
I've met 2121, and while he never shot bolts of lightning from any of his orifices, he is indeed 6'8" and has a hot-a$$ wife.

So he's got that going for him, which is nice.

You mean you peoples are friends in real life and hang out together?

JDMT
5/17/2011, 02:51 PM
Get after it Clownpants...

Be nice.

3rdgensooner
5/17/2011, 02:53 PM
Somebody must have put out the OUI signal...again.
I'm not sure what you're implying.

You mean you peoples are friends in real life and hang out together?I don't like any of you.

The
5/17/2011, 02:56 PM
Be honest. You had to use both hands and still couldn't wrap all the way around her throat. It's ok, We all can't be like SoCali

It actually was a lot more difficult than one would imagine. I had to put my thumbs in just a certain place, and at first, to be totally honest, was a tad trepidatious about the whole affair.

But after awhile, I got into it and choked the **** out of that chick. Her eyes would bug out, and she'd gurgle and thrash around....

Good times.

Tulsa_Fireman
5/17/2011, 03:18 PM
http://www.moonbattery.com/rachael-ray.jpg

Cut some slack. She's not the slimmy she once was.

And yes, I'd hit it like the fist of an angry god.

I'd lick her mustard jar, too.

2121Sooner
5/17/2011, 03:19 PM
It actually was a lot more difficult than one would imagine. I had to put my thumbs in just a certain place, and at first, to be totally honest, was a tad trepidatious about the whole affair.

But after awhile, I got into it and choked the **** out of that chick. Her eyes would bug out, and she'd gurgle and thrash around....

Good times.

The?
http://www.nndb.com/people/840/000022774/david-carradine-1.jpg

The
5/17/2011, 03:22 PM
The?
http://www.nndb.com/people/840/000022774/david-carradine-1.jpg


I tried autoerotic asphyxiation once, but was prolly doing it wrong as I got nothing out of it. Except alive, that is.

Tulsa_Fireman
5/17/2011, 03:24 PM
http://taylorshocks.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/rachel-ray-pinup.png

Jammin'
5/17/2011, 03:25 PM
http://taylorshocks.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/rachel-ray-pinup.png

MODS! please merge this thread with my "pissed on" thread. TIAFMTT

2121Sooner
5/17/2011, 03:26 PM
Used to be much hotter. I will give that point to you. But now she looks like she ATE the hot chick in the pictures you posted

2121Sooner
5/17/2011, 03:27 PM
I tried autoerotic asphyxiation once, but was prolly doing it wrong as I got nothing out of it. Except alive, that is.

Choking your chicken doesn't count

The
5/17/2011, 03:27 PM
Used to be much hotter. I will give that point to you. But now she looks like she ATE the hot chick in the pictures you posted

Actually, I think she ate this chick:

http://i.imgur.com/XVTyd.jpg

Tulsa_Fireman
5/17/2011, 03:27 PM
Used to be much hotter. I will give that point to you. But now she looks like she ATE the hot chick in the pictures you posted

You're thinking about it backwards.

That gal is trapped in that other stumpy fat chick.

It's up to YOU to get her out.

The
5/17/2011, 03:27 PM
Choking your chicken doesn't count


Hence the "auto" in "autoerotic"

2121Sooner
5/17/2011, 03:29 PM
You're thinking about it backwards.

That gal is trapped in that other stumpy fat chick.

It's up to YOU to get her out.


Gonna take more than 30 minutes TF