Favorite Movie Quote?

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[Howzit]

Don't pi$$ down my back and tell me it's rainin'.

[StoopTroup]

Don Rickles to Telly Savalas when the outhouse got blown up with a grenade in Kelly's Heroes....

"Kind of reminds you of Home huh?"

[C&CDean]

"Dry up Dursley, you great prune..."

[JDMT]

I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

[C&CDean]

"So, are you a virgin Claire?"

[KantoSooner]

Nuke it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure. - Aliens

[delhalew]

Ryan Phillipee in Way of the Gun.

"Shut that c*nts mouth before I come over there and f*ck start her head!"

[KantoSooner]

When you take the measure of a man, make sure you take the full measure.

[KantoSooner]

Sully, you know when I told you I'd kill you last?

I lied.

[C&CDean]

"We do not speak his name! The wand chooses the wizard, Mr. Potter. It's not always clear why. But I think it is clear that we can expect great things from you. After all, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named did great things. Terrible! Yes. But great."

[KantoSooner]

You've got to be asking yourself, Did he fire six shots? Or only five?
And then you've got to ask yourself, Do I feel lucky?

[StoopTroup]

James Coburn: Duck you sucker!

[KantoSooner]

Charlie don't surf.

[C&CDean]

You've got to be asking yourself, Did he fire six shots? Or only five?
And then you've got to ask yourself, Do I feel lucky?

Well do ya punk?

[StoopTroup]

Beam me up Scotty!

[KantoSooner]

One word, Benjamin.

Plastics.

[tator]

"Sometimes when life gives you lemons....you just have to say '**** the lemons' and bail"

[C&CDean]

"Read it, control it, unhinge it. In the past it was often the Dark Lord's pleasure to invade the minds of his victims, creating visions designed to torture them into madness. Only after extracting the last exquisite ounce of agony, only when he had them litterly begging for death would he finally... kill them. Used properly, the power of Occlumency will help shield you from access or influence. In these lessons I will attempt to penetrate your mind. You will attempt to resist. Prepare yourself! Legillimens!"

[KantoSooner]

What are you Capt. Willard?
Are you an assasin?
Are you a soldier?
.....
You are neither.
You are a messenger boy. Sent by grocery clerks. To collect a bill.

[KantoSooner]

Do now?
Now I'm gonna call some of my brothers. Have 'em come over here and bring some pliers and blow torches and ****. And then we're gonna go medieval on these ****s.

[C&CDean]

"Do I detect a flicker of fear? Ah, yes. The Dementor's Kiss. One can only imagine what that must be like to endure. It's said to be nearly unbearable to witness, but I'll do my best."

[OhU1]

"Private Pyle your *** looks like 150 pounds of chewed bubble gum."

[KantoSooner]

Don't pull on that. No telling what it's connected to. - Buckaroo Banzai to Jeff Goldblum while conducting brain surgery.

[KantoSooner]

"Captain, the dilithium crystals no can stand the strain! - Scotty

[KantoSooner]

"I'm just a simple country doctor, Jim!"

[KantoSooner]

Resistance is futile. Prepare to be assimilated.

[sooner ngintunr]

Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy, or are you gonna bite?

[StoopTroup]

Linda Lovelace: I'm running for President!

[OhU1]

"Must be Texans, lowest form of white man there is." Robert Duval, Geronimo

[Pogue Mahone]

"An ordinary person spend his life avoiding tense situations. Repo man spends his life getting into tense situations. Lets go get a drink."

[The Maestro]

We're adding a little something to this month's sales contest. As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anybody want to see second prize? [Holds up prize.]

Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired.

[StoopTroup]

I broke his F***ing Neck!

The Longest yard

RIP Richard....

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[Jacie]

Don Rickles to Telly Savalas when the outhouse got blown up with a grenade in Kelly's Heroes....

"Kind of reminds you of Home huh?"

Actually he was talking to Cowboy and one of the other soldiers at the time . . .

[Wishboned]

I broke his F***ing Neck!

The Longest yard

RIP Richard....

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Richard Kiel is still alive.

He'll be signing autographs at the Trek Expo in Tulsa in June.

[The Profit]

"I want a Diablo sandwich and a Dr. Pepper and make it snappy. I'm in a goddamn hurry." Jackie Gleason in Smokey and the Bandit.

[StoopTroup]

Richard Kiel is still alive.

He'll be signing autographs at the Trek Expo in Tulsa in June.

Really?

It's a miracle !!!!

You saw it folks!

Right here on SoonerFans!

A dadgum miracle!

See! All of you non-believers....What do you have to say now?

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[StoopTroup]

I might have been thinking of another guy...

I know Harold Sakata is passed though right?

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[JohnnyMack]

Ryan Phillipee in Way of the Gun.

"Shut that c*nts mouth before I come over there and f*ck start her head!"

This sandwich is good.

It's from a gas station.

It's still good.

[ouwino]

FILL YOUR HANDS YOU SON OF A B***H!

john wayne... TRUE GRIT

[GDC]

Wendell: [referring to the dead bodies in the desert] How come you reckon the coyotes ain't been at them?
Ed Tom Bell: I don't know. Supposedly, a coyote won't eat a Mexican.

[XingTheRubicon]

Picture a warm, soft, safe place...now imagine it's opposite

[XingTheRubicon]

Utah?

Yeah Utah. It's wedged in between Nevada and Wyoming, you seen pictures.

[XingTheRubicon]

Noah Cross: You may think you know what you're dealing with, but, believe me, you don't.

[Gittes grins]

Noah Cross: Why is that funny?

[XingTheRubicon]

Sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherf*cker.

[XingTheRubicon]

Don Corleone: So, Barzini will move against you first. He'll set up a meeting with someone that you absolutely trust, guaranteeing your safety, and at that meeting you'll be assassinated. [pause] I like to drink wine more than I used to. Anyway, I'm drinking more.

Michael: It's good for you, Pop.

Don Corleone: Ah, I don't know. Your wife and your children, are you happy with them?

Michael: Very happy.

Don Corleone: That's good. I hope you don't mind the way I keep going over this Barzini business.

Michael: No, not at all.

Don Corleone: It's an old habit. I spent my life trying not to be careless. Women and children can be careless, but not men. How's your boy?

[cccasooner2]

Don't worry, you'll be back on your knees in no time at all. ---Jack N.

[GDC]

Ever noticed how you come across somebody once in a while that you shouldn't have ****ed with? That's me.

[ouwasp]

"This is not a boating accident..."

Hooper in Jaws

[ouwasp]

"Your fault, my fault, nobody's fault, I'm gonna blow your head off..."

John Wayne to Richard Boone in Big Jake.

[StoopTroup]

“Everybody loves you when they are about to cum.” - Madonna

[StoopTroup]

James Dean (Right before the car crash ;) ) - “I want to be a Texan 24 hours a day,”

[soonerinabilene]

8 year olds, Dude.

[delhalew]

Maybe self-improvement isn't the answer, maybe self-destruction is the answer.

[MR2-Sooner86]

"Did you know that bald eagles are known to engage in a bizarre mating ritual where two eagles fly upwards, lock talons, and fall towards the earth while rotating, separating almost before they crash into the ground, if and only if they consummate their bird ****. If they don't, they are willing to accept their death by hard ground. It's the ultimate race against the clock."

"Okay. You people sit tight, hold the fort and keep the home fires burning. And if we're not back by dawn... call the president."

"All that hate's gonna burn you up kid."
"Keeps me warm."

"Hey babe, I negotiate million dollar deals for breakfast. I think I can handle this Eurotrash."

"Hey everybody, I found one! The government actually found someone we're looking for! YEAH, BABY, YEAH!"

"Hello, I'm Tom Hanks. The U.S. Government has lost it's credibility so it's borrowing some of mine."

[SCOUT]

- A lot of people go to college for 7 years...

- I know, they're called doctors.

[Wishboned]

I might have been thinking of another guy...

I know Harold Sakata is passed though right?

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Sadly Oddjob is dead.

[Xunil]

Kay: A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it. Fifteen hundred years ago everybody knew the Earth was the center of the universe. Five hundred years ago, everybody knew the Earth was flat, and fifteen minutes ago, you knew that humans were alone on this planet. Imagine what you'll know tomorrow.

[crawfish]

If I didn't have puke breath, I'd kiss you.

[KantoSooner]

Tommy Lee Jones surveying Steven Seagal's artistically killed three dudes in a kitchen:

"This is not the work of a cook."

[KantoSooner]

"Well, it was warm and wet, so I stuck my dick in it."

[Caboose]

"Well ee should've armed himself."

[OhU1]

"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life son."

"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?"