This thread is about beards and moustaches. [Archive]

The

5/16/2011, 10:08 AM

World Beard and Moustache Championships - in pictures (http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/gallery/2011/may/15/beards-moustaches-world-championship-trondheim)

The contest, which took place this year in Trondheim in Norway, began in 1990 and has been running regularly since 1995. Entrants compete in an array of moustache, partial beard and full beard categories

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2011/5/15/1305494228572/The-Beards-and-Moustaches-012.jpg

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2011/5/15/1305494227450/The-Beards-and-Moustaches-011.jpg

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2011/5/15/1305494223403/The-Beards-and-Moustaches-007.jpg

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2011/5/15/1305494226504/The-Beards-and-Moustaches-010.jpg

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2011/5/15/1305494218284/The-Beards-and-Moustaches-002.jpg

Moar in link.

saucysoonergal

5/16/2011, 10:10 AM

We need to take up a collection and send Howard over. Maybe we could groom his into an OU or something.

SoonerHoops

5/16/2011, 10:11 AM

Is James Harden entering?

soonerchk

5/16/2011, 02:03 PM

Did Thaum enter? If there's also a talent portion to the competition, he's a shoo in.

Mongo

5/16/2011, 02:07 PM

ladies are flocking to the competition for the epic free mustache rides

stevo

5/16/2011, 02:55 PM

tom selleck's moustache could save the world

Jammin'

5/16/2011, 02:57 PM

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_li3sl9Qzux1qh9wcto1_500.jpg

That is all.

stevo

5/16/2011, 02:58 PM

mike schmidt's is a close second..

Chuck Bao

5/16/2011, 03:04 PM

Welcome stevo and will you be my beard?

stevo

5/16/2011, 03:06 PM

wouldn't be the first time!

p.s. kudos for being a semi-openly gay male

dynersooner

5/16/2011, 03:09 PM

wouldn't be the first time!

p.s. kudos for being a semi-openly gay male

can a trannie be a beard?

rom???

C&CDean

5/16/2011, 03:12 PM

Guess which one doesn't fit this thread?

http://img715.imageshack.us/img715/2668/dsc0082kn.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/715/dsc0082kn.jpg/)

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3rdgensooner

5/16/2011, 03:12 PM

She's a beard:

http://images.christianpost.com/middle/44355/ted-haggard.jpg

stevo

5/16/2011, 03:12 PM

my virginia is insulted

but in all seriousness...rom?

Mjcpr

5/16/2011, 03:12 PM

Semi?

stevo

5/16/2011, 03:14 PM

well if he's asking for a beard, he's not openly gay.

duh ,captain chest-compression (i was reaching with that one..)

StoopTroup

5/16/2011, 03:16 PM

Chuck Bao

5/16/2011, 03:23 PM

Stevo, you got me there. And, I'm sure that you are gonna fit in very well here.

I don't really need a beard but I do appreciate the pretty ladies with style, grace and a bit of sass.

Again, welcome.

stevo

5/16/2011, 03:25 PM

why thank you, chuck

*curtsies*

soonerboomer93

5/16/2011, 04:23 PM

reflector

5/16/2011, 05:54 PM

I can honestly say that I do not have a beard.

olevetonahill

5/16/2011, 06:34 PM

I can honestly say that I do.

Chuck Bao

5/16/2011, 07:50 PM

I can honestly say that I do.

And, you are saying that because...

You do know that a beard is a gay guy getting a wife/gf/date for show, right?

Sorry, Stevo, I will have to leave you and marry Olevet instead. I just hope that I don't have to drop down on my knees and propose too many times.

But, you are all witness to the "I do" part in the above quote. He is a mean ole guy, but I love him.

stevo

5/16/2011, 08:14 PM

if he keeps you your knees too much he isn't worth your time, sugar

(shizZZAMM!)

soonerchk

5/16/2011, 08:32 PM

And, you are saying that because...

You do know that a beard is a gay guy getting a wife/gf/date for show, right?

Sorry, Stevo, I will have to leave you and marry Olevet instead. I just hope that I don't have to drop down on my knees and propose too many times.

But, you are all witness to the "I do" part in the above quote. He is a mean ole guy, but I love him.

She's only been here a few hours and already I'm old news? Fine, be that way.

if he keeps you your knees too much he isn't worth your time, sugar

(shizZZAMM!)

And close thread, we're done.

Chuck Bao

5/16/2011, 08:45 PM

if he keeps you your knees too much he isn't worth your time, sugar

(shizZZAMM!)

Ya preaching to the choir, girlfriend. A gay marriage isn't consummated without the buttsecks thingy. I think that is written somewhere in the official queer handbook.

And what is up with this "shizZZAMM!" ****? Okay, it'll do for you if you can do that finger snap, snap, snap, while ya say it.

Olevet gets away with the "shizZZAMM!", well because he is a vet and Gomer Pile was too. Of course, Gomer was a flaming gay. So, we just have to give some allowances there before "Don't ask, don't tell".

stevo

5/16/2011, 08:52 PM

hey, olevet, are you gay? because i know i would loooove to be part of this wedding

ex-bartender + expert bridesmaid = knows how to light up a party

Chuck Bao

5/16/2011, 09:00 PM

She's only been here a few hours and already I'm old news? Fine, be that way.

And close thread, we're done.

Sweetie, We are not done just yet or that is unless Dean closes the thread.

I will still love you like a girlfriend. Please don't leave me that way.

Sniff, sniff, okay stiff upper stiff lip for the Okie peeps of the British gene pool. A lot of good seed was wasted there, but never mind that.

I have found it impossible to carry the heavy burden of responsibility and to discharge my duties as king as I would wish to do without the help and support of the woman I love.

If that isn't a love note, what is?

StoopTroup

5/16/2011, 09:03 PM

Sweetie, We are not done just yet or that is unless Dean closes the thread.

I will still love you like a girlfriend. Please don't leave me that way.

Sniff, sniff, okay stiff upper stiff lip for the Okie peeps of the British gene pool. A lot of good seed was wasted there, but never mind that.

If that isn't a love note, what is?

Chuck....what are you doing over here? Looking for mustache rides? :D ;)

Chuck Bao

5/16/2011, 09:10 PM

hey, olevet, are you gay? because i know i would loooove to be part of this wedding

ex-bartender + expert bridesmaid = knows how to light up a party

Girlfriend, Olevet definitely is not. We did things together. We went to the final Big XII championship in Jerryworld together. We went out drinking with a few other posters afterwards together. The worst I could do was fall down a flight of steps and just laying there for 10-20 minutes until another Sooner fan came by to pick me up.

And, he is still a poopy head about THAT! So yeah, he is a gay as a...a...a...flaming queer!

Mongo

5/16/2011, 09:19 PM

this thread is gay.

real gay, not ghey:D

Chuck Bao

5/16/2011, 09:20 PM

Chuck....what are you doing over here? Looking for mustache rides? :D ;)

Buddy, ya got something really, really wrong on the concept here. I love ya very much too, but nooooo! Here is a hint: the man people have like external genitalia and they really like playing with it.

Chuck Bao

5/16/2011, 09:24 PM

this thread is gay.

real gay, not ghey:D

And you have a very pretty mouth. I want to go out on a date with you. Are you in a relationship or just playing the field? Pitcher, catcher, home run specialist, it don't matter. I want to be on your team.

Mongo

5/16/2011, 09:31 PM

it was the shower pic that did it, wasnt it?

Chuck Bao

5/16/2011, 09:46 PM

it was the shower pic that did it, wasnt it?

Nooo, Noooo, Nooo. It is your pretty mouth. You got a knack for saying the funniest of things.

I think that humor is so sexy.

That is except the bedroom. Ahem, the bedroom should be for serious business.

I remember one time that my partner and I were really drunk and we were trying our best to get in the some leather straps (okay, ya know the kind that you grab a hold of and raise one hand in the air as you ride the bull to win the prize?). We couldn't because we were laughing too hard.

Now, Dean, before you start in on me: We didn't smoke pot or take any illegal drugs. We were just wasted.

Anyway. Humor is sexy up until the bedroom and then ya got put your game face on.

StoopTroup

5/16/2011, 09:52 PM

lol....

I am aroused....I better fix this by the 21st....

BRB....

Mongo

5/16/2011, 09:56 PM

this is the most flattered I have ever been

Sooner_Tuf

5/16/2011, 10:41 PM

The room is starting to spin real fast cuz a....cuz a gayness (http://www.hark.com/clips/rwssqrqhnz-the-room-is-starting-to-spin)

olevetonahill

5/16/2011, 11:18 PM

I aint gots the Ghey, But I do like to PIITB ;)

stoops the eternal pimp

5/17/2011, 08:24 AM

This thread is no longer about beards and mustaches.

The

5/17/2011, 08:26 AM

This thread is no longer about beards and mustaches.
DeNed.

The

5/17/2011, 09:00 AM

Let's get it back on track, shall we?

http://i.imgur.com/FLZPw.jpg

CrimsonJim

5/17/2011, 09:23 AM

Yes, lets.

http://www.methodsofhealing.com/files/2010/11/Monster-Mo.jpg

Jammin'

5/17/2011, 09:32 AM

Let's get it back on track, shall we?

http://i.imgur.com/FLZPw.jpg

I"d hit it.

soonerchk

5/17/2011, 09:39 AM

StoopTroup

5/17/2011, 12:16 PM

I"d hit it.

Yeah....but would you make out with it in the middle of the midway come Fair Time this year? Would you give her one of those huge smackaroos they do at Sporting events when they put the heart on the teleprompter and ask that lovers KISS during timeouts and breaks at halftime?

We ain't talkin a peck on the lips either. We are talking....you are gonna have a red face from her beard and maybe even have to spit out a few of her beard hairs after tongue ramming her face on camera for 10 seconds.

That kind of public affection? :pop: :hot:

saucysoonergal

5/17/2011, 12:19 PM

Salma Hayek does not have a beard, I think someone has been photoshopping.

TUSooner

5/17/2011, 12:40 PM

Salma Hayek does not have a beard, I think someone has been photoshopping.

And so what if she does?!

saucysoonergal

5/17/2011, 12:41 PM

laser hair removal, duh! ;)

soonerboomer93

5/17/2011, 01:38 PM

And so what if she does?!

like a drum set

Jammin'

5/17/2011, 02:55 PM

Yeah....but would you make out with it in the middle of the midway come Fair Time this year? Would you give her one of those huge smackaroos they do at Sporting events when they put the heart on the teleprompter and ask that lovers KISS during timeouts and breaks at halftime?

We ain't talkin a peck on the lips either. We are talking....you are gonna have a red face from her beard and maybe even have to spit out a few of her beard hairs after tongue ramming her face on camera for 10 seconds.

That kind of public affection? :pop: :hot:

Not at all. Why do you ask? (its eerie how much thought you put into this)