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SoonerHoops
5/16/2011, 08:04 AM
I keep having dreams about natural disasters. First, massive tornadoes, multiple vortex. At one point, there were like 300 tornadoes across Oklahoma and I got hit by 5-10 of them.


Now, the recurring dream is tidal waves. I'm on a small island in a floating restaurant off the pier. The first waves rock the restaurant, then massive waves come. I wake up just before they cover the entire island.


I really think this is a job for The. Thanks in advance.
Howzit
5/16/2011, 08:35 AM
It means you are masturbating too much.

Or not enough.
Cheez-It
5/16/2011, 08:37 AM
You smoke too much pot.

Or not enough.
TheBobbyTrain
5/16/2011, 08:40 AM
go talk to this guy...

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lk53lzRTQv1qg9qfro1_250.jpg
mgsooner
5/16/2011, 09:20 AM
Sounds like you've got a case of the Mondays.
KantoSooner
5/16/2011, 09:22 AM
Are you married? If so, there's a divorce in your immediate future.

Are you single? If so, then you'll be getting hitched soon.

Mom Nature is female and she's about to whack you silly.
The
5/16/2011, 09:25 AM
Good lord.

Water represents women, according to Freud, which was qalso backed up by Jungian archetypes as similarly symbolic. You are afraid of women.

Tornadoes are obvious phallic symbols. Howzit is right, you are feeling symptoms of anxiety because you are sexually frustrated, yet at the same time are terrified of women.

Thus, the reoccurring dream, and the resultant anxiety.
jk the sooner fan
5/16/2011, 09:26 AM
there is a website that analyzes dreams based on key words

do NOT use it - trust me on that :D
Mongo
5/16/2011, 09:27 AM
it means you are smoking too much pot whilst masturbating.

or not enough
SoonerHoops
5/16/2011, 09:33 AM
You are all to be commended for your helpful responses. I certainly came to the right place.
Howzit
5/16/2011, 09:33 AM
We're here to help.
Peach Fuzz
5/16/2011, 09:34 AM
So he's just paranoid from the pot, so he's frightened from chicks, but hes also scared of a phallus:confused: yet he needs to masturbate more.... damn, you guys pretty much nailed it
soonerchk
5/16/2011, 09:37 AM
It's time for you to come out of the closet.

NTTAWWT
C&CDean
5/16/2011, 09:38 AM
*also
SoonerHoops
5/16/2011, 09:39 AM
It's time for you to come out of the closet.

NTTAWWT


I feel like a Calculus teacher whose student just gave me an answer without showing me the step by step analysis in reaching that answer. F for you, chk.
Howzit
5/16/2011, 09:44 AM
Maybe the Tsunami is the colonoscopy you fantasize about.

You don't know.
saucysoonergal
5/16/2011, 09:45 AM
He needs to see Doc, STAT!!!
The
5/16/2011, 09:47 AM
*also

"qalso" is defined as having the exact meaning of "also", only more so.

Ask chk.
Soonerson1975
5/16/2011, 09:51 AM
What does your fingers smell like after you've woke up?
C&CDean
5/16/2011, 09:52 AM
"qalso" is defined as having the exact meaning of "also", only more so.

Ask chk.

Oh. So it's like the R rated version of also?
3rdgensooner
5/16/2011, 09:52 AM
Do you wet the bed?
SoonerHoops
5/16/2011, 09:54 AM
Do you wet the bed?


Not any more than the average middle aged adult male.
The
5/16/2011, 09:54 AM
Oh. So it's like the R rated version of also?

It depends on the intent. If used aggressively towards a female, it is most definitely R rated. X rated, actually.
soonerchk
5/16/2011, 10:02 AM
"qalso" is defined as having the exact meaning of "also", only more so.

Ask chk.

It might also involve cheese if done right.
OULenexaman
5/16/2011, 10:04 AM
Has Stevo appeared in any of these dreams??
The
5/16/2011, 10:18 AM
Has Stevo appeared in any of these dreams??
http://i.imgur.com/N0sLE.jpg