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stoops the eternal pimp
5/12/2011, 03:27 PM
http://sportige.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Patrick-Ewing.jpg
StoopTroup
5/12/2011, 03:28 PM
Dude was amazing in college.
Mississippi Sooner
5/12/2011, 03:31 PM
Only thing I have against him is that he started the t-shirt under the jersey thing. Next thing you knew, every fat kid in America that played basketball for their 1A high school was doing it, too.
C&CDean
5/12/2011, 03:32 PM
Dude. And I got all ragged out by a couple of the limp-wristers on here cause I think Oblama looks like Curious George.
C&CDean
5/12/2011, 03:33 PM
I sat next to him in 1st Class on a flight from DC to Dallas several years back. Dude is HUGE, and I swear my fist would fit up one of his nostrils. Them things were the size of manholes.
Howzit
5/12/2011, 03:35 PM
He makes a lot because he spends a lot, you know.
StoopTroup
5/12/2011, 03:37 PM
He's huge. LOL

Howzit....you know that Dean checked out "The Package" even though he won't admit it. :D
Mongo
5/12/2011, 03:39 PM
Dean and Ewing made the mile high club together
C&CDean
5/12/2011, 03:41 PM
Well in all honesty, by "next to him" I meant "across the aisle."

JC Watts was actually next to him.
sooneron
5/12/2011, 03:42 PM
:dean:'s weenis musta looked so small in them mitts. I'm sure johnny mack could verify.
C&CDean
5/12/2011, 03:43 PM
:dean:'s weenis musta looked so small in them mitts. I'm sure johnny mack could verify.

Dude, his ****ing hands would make my big head look small let alone ol gus.
Mongo
5/12/2011, 03:44 PM
Dude, his ****ing hands would make my big head look small let alone ol gus.

so he could palm 1TC's baby?
stoops the eternal pimp
5/12/2011, 03:44 PM
This is why I am an important poster on dis board
SunnySooner
5/12/2011, 03:45 PM
I saw Shaq in Hawaii once, Lakers were playing some exhibition games, he was sitting outside the Ruth's Chris that was on the ground floor of my office building. I'm about 5'6", and as I passed by, I noticed he was almost taller than me while he was SITTING DOWN. His head came to my shoulders. His planetary head.
C&CDean
5/12/2011, 03:49 PM
:rapidly googling planetary head...:
saucysoonergal
5/12/2011, 03:52 PM
:rapidly googling planetary head...:

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C&CDean
5/12/2011, 03:53 PM
I'm betting it's a damn good thing I can't see utoob at work right now...
saucysoonergal
5/12/2011, 03:54 PM
Nah, it is pg at best.