The hatred that gets directed toward

[sanantoniosooner]

jorts is uncalled for.

Especially the carpenter type.

[SoCaliSooner]

I keep forgetting about the kilt (http://www.utilikilts.com/company/products/kilts/survival/) I want to rock. I start to order it, then get distracted ordering rum. Will it go with an OU jersey?

[The Maestro]

I don't hate them.

I chuckle.

[Lott's Bandana]

jorts is uncalled for.

Especially the carpenter type.



They compliment a pair of dangling trailer-hitch testicles so perfectly.

[sanantoniosooner]

They compliment a pair of dangling trailer-hitch testicles so perfectly.

never in a million years would I own those.

No mullet mullet either.

I do like my side pocket for my phone though. No butt dialing or dorky holster.

[Mongo]

I keep forgetting about the kilt (http://www.utilikilts.com/company/products/kilts/survival/) I want to rock. I start to order it, then get distracted ordering rum. Will it go with an OU jersey?

I would wear one all the time if it were socially acceptable

[NormanPride]

I would wear one all the time if it were socially acceptable
What if I told you it was, and that everyone else was lying to you?

[Mongo]

nuh uh, I remember all the **** Lid took for his kilt wearing

[3rdgensooner]

http://www.kiltsrock.com/

[C&CDean]

You know what cracks me up? All the jort/jersey haters. You know what they wear? Gelled hair, torn up khaki shorts, too-small polo shirt with a popped collar, pooka shells, a couple bracelets of some sort, and shower shoes.

These ****ing dweebs have no business berating anything anybody wears.

[sanantoniosooner]

Lid is a horn and a lawyer. Making fun of the kilt was just a bonus.

[C&CDean]

And no, I don't own a pair of jorts, but if I did, I'd wear the mother****ers.

[sanantoniosooner]

No croc wearing pansies are going to tell me what to wear.

[sooner_born_1960]

Oh yeah? Well, if I owned me some crocks, and was gay, I'd wear them mother****ers, and wouldn't care what you thought of it.

[sanantoniosooner]

Oh yeah? Well, if I owned me some crocks, and was gay, I'd wear them mother****ers, and wouldn't care what you thought of it.

As long as they matched your VW beetle.

[silverwheels]

You know what cracks me up? All the jort/jersey haters. You know what they wear? Gelled hair, torn up khaki shorts, too-small polo shirt with a popped collar, pooka shells, a couple bracelets of some sort, and shower shoes.

These ****ing dweebs have no business berating anything anybody wears.

I don't wear any of that and I never have and I still think jorts/jerseys are ridiculous.

[sooner_born_1960]

If I had one.

[saucysoonergal]

Are my denim capri pants okay?

[sanantoniosooner]

It's denim......it's shorts........what's to hate?

[saucysoonergal]

That reminds me, where is that granny kicking scumbag Lid? ;)

[Mongo]

Are my denim capri pants okay?

are they carpenter denim capris?

[C&CDean]

I don't wear any of that and I never have and I still think jorts/jerseys are ridiculous.

Then you must be one odd, out-of-style mofo. Tell me, what do you wear?

[NormanPride]

I wear khaki shorts and a t-shirt with sandals. Am I a ******?

[C&CDean]

I wear khaki shorts and a t-shirt with sandals. Am I a ******?

No, dude, you're a band geek. You guys get a free pass on what you wear.

[Mongo]

I wear jeans, t shirts, and red wing steel toes. Am I a *****?

[silverwheels]

Just regular jeans, usually my black PF Flyers, and some sort of obscure (but not obnoxious) t-shirt that I never see anyone else wearing. I don't gel my hair because I always keep it cropped pretty short. I occasionally wear my $40 Timex IronMan digital watch, but not always. No bracelets or necklaces. I don't wear cologne, either. Just deodorant.

[saucysoonergal]

are they carpenter denim capris?

No, they aren't.

[saucysoonergal]

I wear jeans, t shirts, and red wing steel toes. Am I a *****?

Well, of course, that goes without saying. ;)

[C&CDean]

Just regular jeans, usually my black PF Flyers, and some sort of obscure (but not obnoxious) t-shirt that I never see anyone else wearing. I don't gel my hair because I always keep it cropped pretty short. I occasionally wear my $40 Timex IronMan digital watch, but not always. No bracelets or necklaces. I don't wear cologne, either. Just deodorant.

You ain't one of them semi-emo kids I see over at Abner's are you? Those ain't skinny jeans you're wearing are they? Your t-shirt isn't some lame political statement or some obscure beer that nobody's heard of is it?

[Mississippi Sooner]

http://www.animalshirts.net/wolfshirts/wolfshirt-moon.jpg

[silverwheels]

You ain't one of them semi-emo kids I see over at Abner's are you? Those ain't skinny jeans you're wearing are they? Your t-shirt isn't some lame political statement or some obscure beer that nobody's heard of is it?

I hate skinny jeans. And I care so little about politics that I wouldn't wear a political shirt. And I'd rather drink that obscure beer than wear a shirt with it on there.

[saucysoonergal]

http://www.animalshirts.net/wolfshirts/wolfshirt-moon.jpg

Greatest shirt ever.

[Mongo]

not enough wolf for my taste

[silverwheels]

Needs an American flag, too.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

dean wears skinny jeans with his curly toed boots

[NormanPride]

http://store.valvesoftware.com/product_images/main_images/CP201main2.png

[3rdgensooner]

This is a rather girlie thread.

[C&CDean]

http://store.valvesoftware.com/product_images/main_images/CP201main2.png

JohnnyMack just blew his load.

[NormanPride]

If JM is any kind of nerd he already knew about it. :D

[stoops the eternal pimp]

im wearing a cardinals shirt today..that's almost as bad as skinny jeans

[silverwheels]

This is a rather girlie thread.

You're a rather girlie thread.

[3rdgensooner]

You're a rather girlie thread.Your face is.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

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[NormanPride]

http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h130/lupin_bebop/PhotoShop%20Pictures/NoU.jpg

[silverwheels]

Snap!

[soonerchk]

http://www.animalshirts.net/wolfshirts/wolfshirt-moon.jpg

My gracious, it's suddenly very warm in here!

[NormanPride]

Feel anything after looking at the shirt I posted?

[soonerchk]

Feel anything after looking at the shirt I posted?

Not yet, but I'll let you know if that changes.

[NormanPride]

This is good. It is a nerd shirt and thus should only make nerds hot.

[soonerchk]

This is good. It is a nerd shirt and thus should only make nerds hot.

Yeah, I'm more of a geek fan myself.