It's looking evil outside

[The]

Are we all going to perish from Sky Death Clouds soon?

[Aldebaran]

Yes.

[JDMT]

It's thundering like hell here.

[The]

It's thundering like hell here.


THUNDER UP!

[Cheez-It]

http://agabus.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Family-Radio-Judgment-Day-May-21.jpg

Not for another 10 days...

[Jammin']

The, you on 'shrooms too? Niiice.

[3rdgensooner]

http://img851.imageshack.us/img851/4079/14659409zm7249143.jpg

[Fish&Game]

OHNOES!

[The]

HOLY DOG PENIS!

I just realized I don't have a Weather Radio!!!!

I'ma gonna die.

[saucysoonergal]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_aqGwKLWZ0xs/SVr4_3x5iLI/AAAAAAAAAcs/YuDnAScfTIE/s320/DarkMark.jpg

[Jammin']

HOLY DOG PENIS!

I just realized I don't have a Weather Radio!!!!

I'ma gonna die.

If you listen hard enough you can probably hear Gary Englands alerts from my computer every half second.

[rs.soonerfans]

HOLY DOG PENIS!

I just realized I don't have a Weather Radio!!!!

I'ma gonna die.


http://www.ridewithkirk.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/cloud.jpg

[The]

http://www.ridewithkirk.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/cloud.jpg


Terrific Work!

[purplecrayon]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uSDr9yIx44&playnext=1&list=PL83363BB48D11A49A

[Aldebaran]

0uSDr9yIx44


"Mobile home, mobile home let me in."

Pure poetry.

[Blue]

http://www.davetheguitarplayer.com/WeatherManPenis.jpg

[Blue]

http://randomfunnypicture.com/wp2/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/weather-man-penis.jpg

It's headed your way.

[C&CDean]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_aqGwKLWZ0xs/SVr4_3x5iLI/AAAAAAAAAcs/YuDnAScfTIE/s320/DarkMark.jpg

This would be the only acceptable pic in this entire thread.

[WichitaSooner]

This would be the only acceptable pic in this entire thread.

Don't be a dick... that's not what this thread is about.

[Adrian]

Tulsa Weather wept....

[C&CDean]

Don't be a dick... that's not what this thread is about.

Who the **** axed you, and why should anybody GAS about what some dillweed in Wichita has to say?

[WichitaSooner]

Who the **** axed you, and why should anybody GAS about what some dillweed in Wichita has to say?


Dillweed????? That term was still popular back when I DID live in Wichita... But, that was a long time ago...

[C&CDean]

Dillweed????? That term was still popular back when I DID live in Wichita... But, that was a long time ago...

I'm old. Sue me.

[WichitaSooner]

I'm old. Sue me.

I wouldn't sue you for that... I'm old too... Sometimes, just for fun, I call some noob at work a dickWEED, just to hit it old school... you know what I'm sayin'

[The Profit]

I wouldn't sue you for that... I'm old too... Sometimes, just for fun, I call some noob at work a dickWEED, just to hit it old school... you know what I'm sayin'




I thought it was "dickwad." I guess I am older than both of you.

[C&CDean]

I never used any of those terms inna day. It was ****face, *******, and by high school it was dick breath.

[The]

This thread is now fascinating.

[C&CDean]

Well it was.

[WichitaSooner]

You ever call someone a dickhole just to see their reaction? If not, you should... it's pretty rewarding.

[3rdgensooner]

You ever call someone a dickhole just to see their reaction? If not, you should... it's pretty rewarding.dickhole

[tator]

So, what did his reaction look like?

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

The first thing you need to do is talk to God.
Then man up and tell your wife about the storm.
Then man up and tell her husband about the storm.
Then man up for your kids sake.

But honestly, the storm is too stupid to fix reasonably.

[The]

The first thing you need to do is talk to God.
Then man up and tell your wife about the storm.
Then man up and tell her husband about the storm.
Then man up for your kids sake.

But honestly, what you did was too stupid to fix reasonably.


http://shirtshovel.com/products/movies/jurassicpark/clevergirl-434.jpg

[Spring]

is penis wrinkle allowed?

[The]

is penis wrinkle allowed?


Depends. Circumcised or club?

[stoopified]

It's thundering like hell here.Once again proving GOD is a Thunder fan.

[stoopified]

It just started pouring here in Moore.

[WichitaSooner]

dickhole

http://www.edwardsvacuum.com/uploadedImages/reward.jpg

[Jammin']

Is it supposed to rain up? And is it now nighttime where you are too?

[Spring]

Depends. Circumcised or club?

http://www.affordablegeeks.com/anteater.jpg

[C&CDean]

Heh. photobucketpwned.

[C&CDean]

And it better not be nasty whenever you get it figured out.

[Spring]

And it better not be nasty whenever you get it figured out.

Pipe down Toots.

[C&CDean]

Sure thing sugartits.

[Mrs. Step]

Hey dean!

[C&CDean]

Hey dean!

Hey sugartits..er I mean hello beautiful. Did you send the Neanderthal out to act as a lightning rod?

[Mrs. Step]

lol. He is probably in a bathroom stinking it up.

[C&CDean]

lol. He is probably in a bathroom stinking it up.

And you wanna take a cruise with that cretin?

[proud gonzo]

Who the **** axed you, and why should anybody GAS about what some dillweed in Wichita has to say? :les: HEY! :mad:

[WichitaSooner]

:les: HEY! :mad:

Yeah, I know... he used "dillweed." Can you believe it?

[proud gonzo]

oh wait, I'm sorry. he said IN Wichita, not FROM Wichita. Nevermind, Dean.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

lol. He is probably in a bathroom stinking it up.

My poop scent attracts womens

[Chuck Bao]

I, for one, am getting a vocab lesson here. Please do not lock until everyone exhausts their colorful language. Ha! And dillweed makes me laugh because in the Cantonese dialect of Chinese dill means ****.

[Jammin']

My poop scent attracts womens

gag me with a spoon.

[soonerchk]

I, for one, am getting a vocab lesson here. Please do not lock until everyone exhausts their colorful language. Ha! And dillweed makes me laugh because in the Cantonese dialect of Chinese dill means ****.

Smegma breath.

[Chuck Bao]

Smegma breath.

Now, that's a really nice one. It really has that epic feeling to it like a Scandinavian viking tale or a Tolkien character in Lord of the Rings or the monster who ate Tokyo.

Anyway, Gandalf is gay, gay, gay, gay. If you are that powerful of a wizard and you aren't in it for the chicks, you're gay.

[soonerchk]

Now, that's a really nice one. It really has that epic feeling to it like a Scandinavian viking tale or a Tolkien character in Lord of the Rings or the monster who ate Tokyo.



Possibly the most useful word I learned in high school. True story.

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

Now, that's a really nice one. It really has that epic feeling to it like a Scandinavian viking tale or a Tolkien character in Lord of the Rings or the monster who ate Tokyo.

Anyway, Gandalf is gay, gay, gay, gay. If you are that powerful of a wizard and you aren't in it for the chicks, you're gay.


Excuse Me!!!

[Chuck Bao]

Possibly the most useful word I learned in high school. True story.


Well, a mixture of ****, ****, cum and spit will do that to...ewwww...I mean a consenting adult. High school kids need to close their ears and not hear about any of that stuff. That is what the universities of higher learning are for.

I am sorry that you learned that word too early, soonerchk.

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

**** burglar is my favorite

[Chuck Bao]

Excuse Me!!!

Sorry, no offense meant. NTTIAWWT. Gandalf is one of my favorite literary characters ever. But, you can't deny that he does seem to spend a lot of time hanging out with the hobbits and the elves.

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

Tolkien didn't get around to writing Gandalf's torrid sex scenes with lady elfs!!

[Chuck Bao]

**** burglar is my favorite

This thread has de-evolved into something not safe for work and not safe for anyone under the age of 18.

I can't read the asstricks on that one, Mr. The Grey.

[Chuck Bao]

Tolkien didn't get around to writing Gandalf's torrid sex scenes with lady elfs!!

I believe you. Some of them lady elfs were hot. And they could have sex with you in the future and have kids and you didn't even know about it. Evil lady elfens!

No wonder Gandalf is gay.