Do you have fat fingers?

[dynersooner]

like these?

http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/2011/images/05/10/t1larg.adele.jpg

[Cheez-It]

Nope

[Boomer.....]

http://www.nothingrelevant.com/wp-content/uploads/jillian-man-hands-from-seinfeld.jpg

[3rdgensooner]

I am more interested in thumb dimensions of the male posters.





amiryte cheez-it and chuck bao?

[NormanPride]

My left thumb is double jointed.

[Fish&Game]

Only on one hand.

[Cheez-It]

I am more interested in thumb dimensions of the male posters.





amiryte cheez-it and chuck bao?

u r ryte!!!!

[purplecrayon]

I have big thumbs. No fat fingers though.

[Cheez-It]

I have big thumbs. No fat fingers though.

Oh my sexy! Let's see um...

[rs.soonerfans]

like these?

http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/2011/images/05/10/t1larg.adele.jpg

great voice, but let's face it, she lives down wind from a KFC.

[Sooner_Tuf]

My thumbs? Long, powerful, purple and all veiny.

I think that is what you are reaching for. Does this story have a happy ending?

[dynersooner]

great voice, but let's face it, she lives down wind from a KFC.

well said.

[The Profit]

I am more interested in thumb dimensions of the male posters.





amiryte cheez-it and chuck bao?





Hmmm...So you follow the thumb theory?

[Chuck Bao]

I am more interested in thumb dimensions of the male posters.





amiryte cheez-it and chuck bao?

No, that is not true. People come in all different shapes, sizes and varieties.

I was once told by a bar maid in Pattaya that she knew that I had a big dick.

I asked her why she thought that as I quickly stuffed my stubby, fat fingers into my pockets.

She said it was because I had a big butt.

Well, I can't deny THAT.

She apparently was a very smart woman who knew how to get a big tip from the "less endowed" male customers.

[proud gonzo]

Riiiight, make fun of one of the most talented singers on the planet for being overweight. How about you post a photo of yourself so we can point out YOUR physical flaws?

[Aldebaran]

So she wasn't just using her epic sausage fingers to hold those trophies for someone else? Innersting.

[thecynic]

does she hold those things up to her ears so she can hear? does having fat fingers make you deef?

[texaspokieokie]

does she hold those things up to her ears so she can hear? does having fat fingers make you deef?

i have short, fat fingers, but i think it's old age that causes me to be "deeef".

[Aldebaran]

I think she's implicitly offering to trade them in for a dozen krispy kremes.

[Chuck Bao]

Riiiight, make fun of one of the most talented singers on the planet for being overweight. How about you post a photo of yourself so we can point out YOUR physical flaws?

You now got me worried. Who is she?

[The]

Riiiight, make fun of one of the most talented singers on the planet for being overweight. How about you post a photo of yourself so we can point out YOUR physical flaws?


Kelly Osbourne is NOT that talented.

[proud gonzo]

You now got me worried. Who is she?
Adele. She's the highest selling singer of this century, I've heard. Amazing voice, and she's only 22.


Kelly Osbourne is NOT that talented.
:rolleyes:

[texaspokieokie]

Adele ???
never heard of her.

[jk the sooner fan]

Adele. She's the highest selling singer of this century, I've heard. Amazing voice, and she's only 22.


:rolleyes:

highest of this century? the one that's 11 years old?

give me a source to back that up.....

[proud gonzo]

highest of this century? the one that's 11 years old?

give me a source to back that up.....
eh, they said it on TV the other day. Don't know the source. But if nothing else, her latest album, 21, is the highest selling album in UK this year and tied some sales record with The Beatles.

[jk the sooner fan]

can we expand her greatness to the universe? i'm not sure "planet" is worthy enough of her

i do like her song thats a hit right now

[StoopTroup]

highest of this century? the one that's 11 years old?

give me a source to back that up.....
Things like this aren't really all that hard to look up. Doing it yourself would help improve your image a bit around here IMO

Just saying....



The Official Charts Company announced that Adele is the first living artist to achieve the feat of two top five hits in both the Official Singles Chart and the Official Albums Chart simultaneously since The Beatles in 1964. 21 has spent eleven consecutive weeks at number one in the UK, the longest ever by a female solo artist on the UK Albums Chart, surpassing Madonna's nine weeks at number one back in 1990 with her greatest hits compilation The Immaculate Collection. In the US the album has spent a total of six weeks at the top of the Billboard 200 to date. The album has also broken the record for the most UK digital downloads. As of May 2011 the singer was worth £6million tying her with Lily Allen and Duffy for 9th place on the list of the richest British and Irish music stars under age 30.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adele_%28singer%29

[SoCaliSooner]

Somebody needs to show her how to use those sausage fingers to make herself puke up the food she binges on. The world only needs one Wynona.

[soonerchk]

I'm reading that as she's the highest selling artist in the UK, not the world.

And I've heard of her, but I don't think I've heard her, so I have no opinion on her excellence. I also don't particularly care if she has fat fingers. Not like I'm going to be touching them...

[reflector]

I can honestly say that I do not have fat fingers.

[Chuck Bao]

I can honestly say that I do not have fat fingers.

You may have to show pics or sing for us. Either one is okay with me.

[jk the sooner fan]

Things like this aren't really all that hard to look up. Doing it yourself would help improve your image a bit around here IMO

Just saying....




http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adele_%28singer%29

oh YES obi wan - can you give me some other ideas on how to improve my message board image?

it's crucial to me....teach me master

[jk the sooner fan]

oh YES obi wan - can you give me some other ideas on how to improve my message board image?

it's crucial to me....teach me master

and in case you were wondering ST , that was me telling you nicely to STFU and go **** yourself

[StoopTroup]

oh YES obi wan - can you give me some other ideas on how to improve my message board image?

it's crucial to me....teach me master

I'm just gonna point them out every now and then....

I don't think you take it well.

Adjustments like these are best done in small doses and over a long period of time.

[StoopTroup]

and in case you were wondering ST , that was me telling you nicely to STFU and go **** yourself

Oh....I didn't notice.

Ummm....btw....I can take those. If you want to throw those my way say every 5 minutes for the rest of your life.....I'm OK with it. Whatever helps you.

I am praying that one day you and I can even sit together at an OU Game and watch our boys kick some ***. I might buy you some Sooner Nachos and a $5 coke in the collectors glass too. You'll have to buy your own program though. I think those are a waste of money and bad for the environment.

[StoopTroup]

I went to confession. I've been absolved of all my sins.

I am now ready to help others free themselves of the evil one.

It looks like JK is ready.

[jk the sooner fan]

i'd rather sit elsewhere

[C&CDean]

i'd rather sit elsewhere

god you're a grumpy mother f....

[jk the sooner fan]

god you're a grumpy mother f....

i know! i'm working on my image though - gimme time - baby steps

[DIB]

http://www.funnycorner.net/funny-pictures/5591/Sexual-tension.png

[rs.soonerfans]

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/5/7/129176957635590698.jpg

[C&CDean]

**** off noob.

[rs.soonerfans]

**** off noob.

i've heard a lot about you, nice to meet you sir.

[BudSooner]

i've heard a lot about you, nice to meet you sir.Buttkisser.

[Aldebaran]

I'm just gonna point them out every now and then....

I don't think you take it well.

Adjustments like these are best done in small doses and over a long period of time.

I am a dildo who thinks he's smart. I'm gonna write this 500 times on the board over the next 30 days.

[Aldebaran]

Qalso....


http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e118/Ald3baran/A_Originals/tribble.jpg

[C&CDean]

I'm just being a cerebral dumbass here. Pay no attention.

How about you let people fight their own battles there Einstine.

[rs.soonerfans]

http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/star-trek-gay.png

[Aldebaran]

It's not a battle, it's a comment. This is a message board.

[C&CDean]

It's not a battle, it's a comment. This is a message board.

That's nice genius. How about a month in the hole to think of much smarter ways to be a dumbass? OK. Works for me.

[C&CDean]

Wow, two with one bullet.

Anyhow, who has fat fingers?

[BudSooner]

Not me, i've got a fat ***.

[Jammin']

It's not a battle, it's a comment. This is a message board.


That's nice genius. How about a month in the hole to think of much smarter ways to be a dumbass? OK. Works for me.

Need clarification: when one poster is engaged in heated discussion with another, no one is to interfere? Just trying to keep my nose clean. Tia.

And I'd say I could be a hand model. Lady's want my fingers inside them. True story.

[Spring]

How about you let people fight their own battles there Einstine.

Not to quibble the point, but it's Einstein.

[Thaumaturge]

What's that I hear? Echoes of Stu?

[Spring]

What's that I hear? Echoes of Stu?

Are you comparing Dean to Stu?

[AlboSooner]

What's that I hear? Echoes of Stu?

Stu lives in our hearts. <3

[Thaumaturge]

Are you comparing Dean to Stu?

Keep your words and your fat fingers out of my mouth! I don't know where they've been!

[Jammin']

Not to quibble the point, but it's Einstein.


What's that I hear? Echoes of Stu?


Stu lives in our hearts. <3

Don't forget to tell us about your fingers.

[AlboSooner]

Don't forget to tell us about your fingers.

Nobody has yet to complain about them.

[Thaumaturge]

Don't forget to tell us about your fingers.

My fingers are double-jointed, bony and withered, like those of a shriveled, emaciated (and presumably nude) wizard.

[AlboSooner]

was it Valmar? or valinor?

[Spring]

My fingers are double-jointed, bony and withered, like those of a shriveled, emaciated (and presumably nude) wizard.

Pics of said wizard,,, I just don't believe you.

[AlboSooner]

Pics of said wizard,,, I just don't believe you.

motion seconded.

[C&CDean]

Not to quibble the point, but it's Einstein.

No ****?

[Spring]

No ****?

No ****, Sherlock.

[Thaumaturge]

First of all, where the hell would one even go to procure a picture of a nude wizard?

Secondly, a public forum would hardly be the place to share such illustrations or photographs. You would only want to share them with the closest of friends, like tailgate buddies. I would imagine one would tuck them inside one's jacket until the time was apt to pull your buddy aside from the crowd and say, "Have a gander at this, my nude-wizard-enthusiast friend! Does that tickle your fancy?!"

[C&CDean]

First of all, where the hell would one even go to procure a picture of a nude wizard?

Secondly, a public forum would hardly be the place to share such illustrations or photographs. You would only want to share them with the closest of friends, like tailgate buddies. I would imagine one would tuck them inside one's jacket until the time was apt to pull your buddy aside from the crowd and say, "Have a gander at this, my nude-wizard-enthusiast friend! Does that tickle your fancy?!"

I'm sensing a hidden agenda in your otherwise mundane post.

[sanantoniosooner]

I take off my robe and wizard hat.

[AlboSooner]

I take off my robe and wizard hat.

I think you keep your hat on, and the wizard staff.

[My Opinion Matters]

Amusing thread is amusing.

[Thaumaturge]

Amusing thread is amusing.

Describe your fingers.

Also, how do you prefer your wizard staff? With the wizard hat draped over the top, or not?

[Spring]

I like to drape my hat over my wizard staff.

[My Opinion Matters]

Describe your fingers.

Also, how do you prefer your wizard staff? With the wizard hat draped over the top, or not?

My wizard staff is not very potent anymore, and secretly I know it. However, I'm still struggling to come to grips with this so I spend most days hunting for younger, more virile wizards to engage in wizard warcraft with. I do this under the pretense of doing what's best for the wizard community; but really, I just want to check out these other dude's staffs.

[Thaumaturge]

I like to drape my hat over my wizard staff.

Some wizards don't even wear hats.

[Spring]

Some wizards don't even wear hats.

Well then, how do they know what house they belong to?

[BudSooner]

Well then, how do they know what house they belong to?
Duh, the "Clapper" like fer sure man. Oh, and yer like welcome and stuff.

[jk the sooner fan]

a month? wow

[texaspokieokie]

Nobody has yet to complain about them.

does this mean that everybody has complained about them ???

[jk the sooner fan]

a month? wow

and by "a month? wow" , i mean "only a month? wow"

:D

[Jammin']

Need clarification: when one poster is engaged in heated discussion with another, no one is to interfere? Just trying to keep my nose clean. Tia.

And I'd say I could be a hand model. Lady's want my fingers inside them. True story.

I don't believe this has been resolved, and it could definitely effect my posting if every time two posters are having a discussion, no one else can post. What is the rule here...today? Will this new rule be applied to just the new posters or across the board? Is the new rule for just the SO or all the boards on SF? Are there examples of when we can post replies and when we can't? Does the answer revolve around not ever disagreeing with Troup in anyway?

Sorry for the amount of questions but as I thought about this more it just doesn't make any sense to me yet. Just trying not to get banned again. TIA.

[C&CDean]

I don't believe this has been resolved, and it could definitely effect my posting if every time two posters are having a discussion, no one else can post. What is the rule here...today? Will this new rule be applied to just the new posters or across the board? Is the new rule for just the SO or all the boards on SF? Are there examples of when we can post replies and when we can't? Does the answer revolve around not ever disagreeing with Troup in anyway?

Sorry for the amount of questions but as I thought about this more it just doesn't make any sense to me yet. Just trying not to get banned again. TIA.

Dude, seriously, STFU. Now you've acted stupid twice in this thread.

[Jammin']

Dude, seriously, STFU. Now you've acted stupid twice in this thread.

We'll call it even then.

[C&CDean]

yeah, cause 3 times would be the charm.

[KuppiKunta]

Dude, seriously, STFU. Now you've acted stupid twice in this thread.


UWPA reported....that's no act!!!

[CrimsonJim]

yeah, cause 3 times would be the charm.

My money is on Jammin'. I think he's got at least one more in him. Cummon, Jammin'! Show us whatcha got. ;)

[Jammin']

My money is on Jammin'. I think he's got at least one more in him. Cummon, Jammin'! Show us whatcha got. ;)

Crimson and Kuppi, this conversation was between Dean and I.

[Spring]

I am still waiting on the ****ing wizard pics.

[JDMT]

I have a Blunderbuss and you people don't.

[dynersooner]

Dean LOVESLOVESLOVES moderating.

that is all.

[dynersooner]

I have a Blunderbuss and you people don't.

you also have Diabeetus.

advantage: Push.

[sooner_born_1960]

My fingers aren't fat, but are every bit as ugly.

[JDMT]

you also have Diabeetus.

advantage: Push.

And a Picasso.

Blunderbuss/Picasso > Teh diaaabeeeetuuus

Advantage: House wins.

[C&CDean]

Dean LOVESLOVESLOVES moderating.

that is all.

Your spelling is so much better when you're being a tool. Kudos.

[jk the sooner fan]

i like to think of my fingers as "big boned"

[KuppiKunta]

Crimson and Kuppi, this conversation was between Dean and I.


Why did Crimson get quoted and I didn't? You hurt my internet feelers!!

[dynersooner]

Your spelling is so much better when you're being a tool. Kudos.

did you edit my post?

thats weird...

[Jammin']

Why did Crimson get quoted and I didn't? You hurt my internet feelers!!

Nothing meant by it KK, I'm just a lazy ******.

[Romulus]

and by "a month? wow" , i mean "only a month? wow"

:D

srsly a month?!?