Should I sue?

[The]

Seriously, what are my legal options here?

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[Spring]

You have no case...you can't afford a Mercedes-Benz

[The]

You have no case...you can't afford a Mercedes-Benz

That's why I married money.

[pphilfran]

No...but I would take it back to the dealer and demand they put the seat back into it's proper position...or give ya a new vehicle...their choice...

[rekamrettuB]

You must have an old 'Bens if it doesn't have a memory seat.

[The]

You must have an old 'Bens if it doesn't have a memory seat.

It does. But I have to remember which setting is mine. AND push the ****ing button.

[AlboSooner]

I think there is a lawyer on facebook that deals with these cases.

[Mississippi Sooner]

The real question is, did they get any snow on your floor mats?

[JDMT]

How fkn petty are people to actually bitch about a seat being moved?

[oudavid1]

The just wants everyone to know he drives a Benz.

Should I make a thread about my Country Club or about having Bob's personal phone number?

Must be an OUI thing.

[Mississippi Sooner]

The just wants everyone to know he drives a Benz.

Should I make a thread about my Country Club or about having Bob's personal phone number?

Must be an OUI thing.

Just give up your source, and it'll all be good.

[3rdgensooner]

Yes, you should sue. Find the most expensive lawyer and go after the sumbitches.

[OutlandTrophy]

who takes a Gremlin to get worked on at the Benz place?

well played, The, well played.

[yermom]

I think there is a lawyer on facebook that deals with these cases.

he's more of a BMW guy, i hear

[AlboSooner]

The just wants everyone to know he drives a Benz.

Should I make a thread about my Country Club or about having Bob's personal phone number?

Must be an OUI thing.

The point The drives a Benz, while you don't have Stoops number and a country club to go to. If you do prove it.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

The just wants everyone to know he drives a Benz.

Should I make a thread about my Country Club or about having Bob's personal phone number?

Must be an OUI thing.



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[AlboSooner]

he's more of a BMW guy, i hear

I knew there was something good about him.

[oudavid1]

Just give up your source, and it'll all be good.

Nooooooo, its too risky.

Besides, most of you are just taking my word for it now. Which should be good enough, but apparently some people take message boards seriously. Cough The cough.

[OutlandTrophy]

your parents might be members somewhere but you are not.

you might have Bob's number but you know better than to ever call it.

[SoCaliSooner]

Seriously, what are my legal options here?

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I have seriously received that on the seat when I have had my wife's car serviced. It was written a bit differently, but the same kinda apology.

[oudavid1]

The point The drives a Benz, while you don't have Stoops number and a country club to go to. If you do prove it.

Dude, i dont care if you believe it or not.

[oudavid1]

your parents might be members somewhere but you are not.

you might have Bob's number but you know better than to ever call it.

Yep and yep. :D

[Oldnslo]

Let me guess: they moved the seat back, and now there's too much room for you to find your junk?

Keep looking!

[AlboSooner]

Nooooooo, its too risky.

Besides, most of you are just taking my word for it now. Which should be good enough, but apparently some people take message boards seriously. Cough The cough.

basically you're lying about Bob's number? And tehn you pulled the old, I was joking card?!!!1!

[Aldebaran]

Should I make a thread about my Country Club or about having Bob's personal phone number?

Have you tweeted any of these important informations?

[soonercruiser]

Seriously, what are my legal options here?

http://imageshack.us/m/198/3353/qucy4.jpg

What do you expect - belonging to MoveOn.org???
:D

[AlboSooner]

Have you tweeted any of these important informations?

No, he'd rather taunt us and lie to us about it.

[oudavid1]

basically you're lying about Bob's number? And tehn you pulled the old, I was joking card?!!!1!

No.
Im sorry, how do you want me to prove it? You want his number?
I cant give it to you. If you want to believe i dont have it....thats fine. I promise i dont care.

[The]

What do you expect - belonging to MoveOn.org???
:rolleyes:

Yes.

[oudavid1]

Have you tweeted any of these important informations?


No, he'd rather taunt us and lie to us about it.

Why should I, apparently AlboSooner knows everything :p

[AlboSooner]

No.
Im sorry, how do you want me to prove it? You want his number?
I cant give it to you. If you want to believe i dont have it....thats fine. I promise i dont care.

I thought it was suspicious you brought it up as a critique against Teh, and failed to bring any proof. Not even one screen capture of a tweet. But hey you don't care about the truth, you said so yourself. :(

[The]

No.
Im sorry, how do you want me to prove it? You want his number?
I cant give it to you. If you want to believe i dont have it....thats fine. I promise i dont care.


Why would a child brag about having a grown man's phone number?

True Story: One night at The Vista Uwe Von Schamann once gave me a number that he said was Bob Stoops. I called it as soon as he gave it to me around midnight. It turned out to be Jimbo Elrod, whom I had woken up. Laughs were had all around.

[Cheez-It]

I have an attorney that I am using for a personal injury case. It is a shame he is representing me because he is so incredibly sexy I would **** him in a heartbeat...

Well that and I love his wife!!

[oudavid1]

I thought it was suspicious you brought it up as a critique against Teh, and failed to bring any proof. Not even one screen capture of a tweet. But hey you don't care about the truth, you said so yourself. :(

Im glad you caught it. See, I dont like The because I think we are alike in a lot of ways. Seriously.
Proof? I cant prove it. Nor do i want to. I dont gain anything and to be honest, you dont really care if i have his number. I mean i do, but i dont need it. Only called it one time.

But anyway, The and LeRoy both get under my skin because they seem like intellectuals to me.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

This one time, Barry Switzer and I were at Wendy's chowing down on some baconators and he was all "Hey STEP(because everyone knows me by my innernet name), Here is Bob Stoops phone number."

So, I called it and it was D-Bo from the Friday movies...We all chuckled aloud.

[3rdgensooner]

oudavid1, you are precious.

[The]

This one time, Barry Switzer and I were at Wendy's chowing down on some baconators and he was all "Hey STEP(because everyone knows me by my innernet name), Here is Bob Stoops phone number."

So, I called it and it was D-Bo from the Friday movies...We all chuckled aloud.


Now THIS is how you internet.

[oudavid1]

Why would a child brag about having a grown man's phone number?

True Story: One night at The Vista Uwe Von Schamann once gave me a number that he said was Bob Stoops. I called it as soon as he gave it to me around midnight. It turned out to be Jimbo Elrod, whom I had woken up. Laughs were had all around.

Child? I can vote, drive, and purchase tobacco products. Why do you always bring up my age? Does it bother you? Just kidding. Im sure it does. Eveything bothers you. Im 19, I have a fake ID, deal with it.

[AlboSooner]

Im glad you caught it. See, I dont like The because I think we are alike in a lot of ways. Seriously.
Proof? I cant prove it. Nor do i want to. I dont gain anything and to be honest, you dont really care if i have his number. I mean i do, but i dont need it. Only called it one time.

But anyway, The and LeRoy both get under my skin because they seem like intellectuals to me.

So, your original post was just a form of self-flagellation? What did you say when you called it?

Did you know it was Stoops?

[oudavid1]

oudavid1, you are precious.

I should be banned.

[KuppiKunta]

I have an attorney that I am using for a personal injury case. It is a shame he is representing me because he is so incredibly sexy I would **** him in a heartbeat...

Well that and I love his wife!!


THREESOME!!!!!

[OutlandTrophy]

This one time, Barry Switzer and I were at Wendy's chowing down on some baconators and he was all "Hey STEP(because everyone knows me by my innernet name), Here is Bob Stoops phone number."

So, I called it and it was D-Bo from the Friday movies...We all chuckled aloud.

Oh yeah? I took a dump on Sheri Coale's porch and Brandon Everage was my getaway driver.

[Aldebaran]

This isn't going anywhere.

[My Opinion Matters]

David meltdown > Stooptroop meltdown.

[Cheez-It]

THREESOME!!!!!



:fingerscrossed:

[yermom]

I have a fake ID, deal with it.

i hope you and Vet don't share any enemies :D

[oudavid1]

So, your original post was just a form of self-flagellation? What did you say when you called it?

Did you know it was Stoops?

He didnt answer at first and I asked him for a favor. Yes i knew it was him. And he was able to help me out. Very nice guy.

[Aldebaran]

*snicker*

[Mississippi Sooner]

:pop:

[oudavid1]

This isn't going anywhere.


David meltdown > Stooptroop meltdown.

Oh lord.


i hope you and Vet don't share any enemies :D

The only gators ive ever mess around with were.....you know what nvm.

[AlboSooner]

He didnt answer at first

He picked up the phone and there was awkward silence? You said hello, but nothing was said back, but you knew HE was there listening to you?

[The]

He picked up the phone and there was awkward silence? You said hello, but nothing was said back, but you knew HE was there listening to you?


Dear Penthouse Forum, I never thought this would happen to me, but....

[stoops the eternal pimp]

Oh yeah? I took a dump on Stacy Coale's porch and Brandon Everage was my getaway driver.

One time, I was at Wal Mart with Malcolm Kelly and he started rappin bout twizzlers while we were standing in express checkout..and I then I noticed we had more than 20 items and I was like "****in Malcolm, you got us in the wrong ****in line...bitch." He gave me a high-five and giggled.

[oudavid1]

He picked up the phone and there was awkward silence? You said hello, but nothing was said back, but you knew HE was there listening to you?

No, like i called back right away because i thought he had answered and then i hung up on him. But yes, it was a little awkward.

[oudavid1]

One time, I was at Wal Mart with Malcolm Kelly and he started rappin bout twizzlers while we were standing in express checkout..and I then I noticed we had more than 20 items and I was like "****in Malcolm, you got us in the wrong ****in line...bitch." He gave me a high-five and giggled.

Wow. Post of the year.

[Oldnslo]

this one time, I got really, really drunk in Dallas. we were way up, so in the 4th quarter, i went to the mens' room. Really drunk. I could barely stand up, much less aim. So the King did my aiming for me.

Nice hands on the guy. 3 shakes.

True story.

[tator]

Wow. Post of the year.
Indeed

[The]

Indeed

DeNed.

[tator]

You watch your mouf

[The]

You watch your mouf

I can only see my upper lip. Is that good enough?

[tator]

Yes

[Sooner_Tuf]

Child? I can vote, drive, and purchase tobacco products. Why do you always bring up my age? Does it bother you? Just kidding. Im sure it does. Eveything bothers you. Im 19, I have a fake ID, deal with it.

David it's your turn to make a beer run.

[oudavid1]

David it's your turn to make a beer run.

Well what kind do you want?

[Jammin']

Well what kind do you want?

dogfishheads 90 min ipa

[oudavid1]

dogfishheads 90 min ipa

but its Miller Time™

[Jammin']

but its Miller Time™

The youth of today know nothing of the finer things.

(I do like the TM though)

[Fraggle145]

but its Miller Time™

I want to punch you.