What's the grossest thing you've ever drank?

[The]

I pulled one of these out of an ice chest at the lake out by accident, and was too drunk to know the difference until I took a sip:
http://i.imgur.com/nTA13.jpg

[Mississippi Sooner]

But it has "certified color."

[mgsooner]

http://www.artzberger.com/BeerCans/newcans/canpics/Schlitz_Bull_Ice.jpg

[NormanPride]

I pulled one of these out of an ice chest at the lake out by accident, and was too drunk to know the difference until I took a sip:
http://i.imgur.com/nTA13.jpg
Be prepared for 20+ tomatobeer lovers to tell you how wrong you are. :D

[Cheez-It]

http://www.drinkhacker.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/agwa-de-bolivia-coca-leaf-liqueur.jpg

[Mongo]

Be prepared for 20+ tomatobeer lovers to tell you how wrong you are. :D

Pat's going to rip him a new one

[The]

http://www.drinkhacker.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/agwa-de-bolivia-coca-leaf-liqueur.jpg

Incorrect. This is de.lici.ou.s.

[KABOOKIE]

Chelada is nasty but the most disgusting thing I ever drank was the OVJ.

[Cheez-It]

Incorrect. This is de.lici.ou.s.

Nope. Could not get past the taste so I didn't get all ****ed like the rest of you.

[The]

Be prepared for 20+ tomatobeer lovers to tell you how wrong you are. :D


Only 16 year old girls have to cut their beer.

[The]

Nope. Could not get past the taste so I didn't get all ****ed like the rest of you.


Wuss.

[JDMT]

50/50 Chelada mixed with regular BL with a little salt and tabasco is really good.

[Cheez-It]

Wuss.

Thankfully...yes!

[DIB]

Nope. Could not get past the taste so I didn't get all ****ed like the rest of you.

Chase it with a lemon wedge. You will not be sorry

[The]

Thankfully...yes!

It was wonderful. I rode around in a rickshaw all night.

[StoopTroup]

It was in this and I needed it to take my lithium

http://images.footballfanatics.com/FFImage/thumb.aspx?i=/productImages/_151000/FF_151535_xl.jpg&w=180

[Mississippi Sooner]

Know what's really gross? Finding a pubic hair in your bloody mary.

[Cheez-It]

It was wonderful. I rode around in a rickshaw all night.

I'm surprised you remember!

[DIB]

http://images.nitrosell.com/product_images/7/1746/bartle%20and%20james%20mojito%204pk.jpg

It was all stev's fault

[The]

I'm surprised you remember!

I have a mind like a steel panther.

[The]

http://images.nitrosell.com/product_images/7/1746/bartle%20and%20james%20mojito%204pk.jpg

It was all stev's fault


I once saw Stev make oatmeal with Keystone Light. True Story.

[StoopTroup]

Know what's really gross? Finding a pubic hair in your bloody mary.

It depends on the waitress IMO.

[C&CDean]

It depends on the waitress IMO.

What if it's a waiter?

[JDMT]

I have a mind like a steel panther.

And a face like a bastard rat.

[NormanPride]

I once saw Stev make oatmeal with Keystone Light. True Story.
I am fascinated by your knowledge and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

[DIB]

I once saw Stev make oatmeal with Keystone Light. True Story.

You can take the girl out of Ada, but you can't take the Ada out of the girl.

[StoopTroup]

What if it's a waiter?

I think it depends on the poster.....lol

[KantoSooner]

Bai Jou.

Hands down.

This Chinese white lightening has the taste of kerosine and the pungent aroma of day old, but still wet, vomit.

At around 150 proof, however, it'll get you where you're going. In a hurry.

close second: Mekhong Whisky. This Thai potion is brown and contains alcohol. Other than that no one even vaguely associated with the British Isles has had anything to do with its manufacture.

In point of fact, I think it's more of a really bad rum. Still, it gets the job done.

[C&CDean]

I picked up a Coke can while on guard duty in the Army in 1974 and took a big ol' swig of my own Skoal juice.

[purplecrayon]

Incorrect. This is de.lici.ou.s.

the rickshaw was a different night (the night the waitress threatened to stab you). as for the day you all drank the agwa, i have never seen so many people get so effed up so quickly (except for the recent drug party in Konowa I guess). seriously, there was time-travel drunkeness going on.

[The]

I picked up a Coke can while on guard duty in the Army in 1974 and took a big ol' swig of my own Skoal juice.


Your own > someone else's

[Mississippi Sooner]

I picked up a Coke can while on guard duty in the Army in 1974 and took a big ol' swig of my own Skoal juice.

Been thar, done that.

Fortunately, I can say that I never took a swig of anyone else's.

[StoopTroup]

I picked up a Coke can while on guard duty in the Army in 1974 and took a big ol' swig of my own Skoal juice.

Winner....unless someone has drank someone else's spit like that.

[The]

the rickshaw was a different night (the night the waitress threatened to stab you). as for the day you all drank the agwa, i have never seen so many people get so effed up so quickly (except for the recent drug party in Konowa I guess). seriously, there was time-travel drunkeness going on.


Wasn't someone crying at one point?

[C&CDean]

I have also picked up a Coke can and took a swig of somebody elses cigarette ashes and butt. You can't get that flavor outta your mouth for hours.

[Mississippi Sooner]

I did see this girl pick up a Coors Light bottle and take a swig of someone else's tobacco spit at a bar in Ada one night. She then proceeded to hurl into her own purse. It was epic.

[soonerbub]

I'll see your Chinese cocktail & raise you to absinthe (the REAL stuff) without sugar. That was a TRIP now--I still retch from the taste of green tea sometimes as it brings back distorted memories

[The]

I'll see your Chinese cocktail & raise you to absinthe (the REAL stuff) without sugar. That was a TRIP now--I still retch from the taste of green tea sometimes as it brings back distorted memories

That stuff is really bad. Really bad. Even with the ****ing sugar.

[KuppiKunta]

I have a mind like a steel panther.


Death to all but metal!!!!!

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f33/reklawsr/imagesqtbnANd9GcSYqIFbDuk3LUXgo4FgbseSK3pHzDKxKrLj i1cfR6C3FNvV2vjT.jpg

[Fraggle145]

Be prepared for 20+ tomatobeer lovers to tell you how wrong you are. :D

I'm a red beer lover and that Chelada **** tastes like what I would imagine juan's nuts would taste like.

[Spring]

the rickshaw was a different night (the night the waitress threatened to stab you). as for the day you all drank the agwa, i have never seen so many people get so effed up so quickly (except for the recent drug party in Konowa I guess). seriously, there was time-travel drunkeness going on.

I am still looking for some of my clothing from that afternoon...

[NormanPride]

You imagine tasting juan's nuts?

[Boomer.....]

Nope. Could not get past the taste so I didn't get all ****ed like the rest of you.

We have a winner!

[StoopTroup]

As far as a bad drink....I had a Friend of mine (Lt. in the Navy) make me what was called a "Gaddafi *** Kicker". I think they found out about this in his trips ashore in the Mediterranean.

You take Bacardi 151 and put it in a shot glass. You put some brown sugar in a spoon. You light the Bacardi and melt the sugar in the spoon with the flame. Then you blowout the flame and pour the liquid brown sugar into the the Bacardi and then shoot it down.

The Navy Record was 7 he said.

I had two. Three would have been a huge mistake.

[Fraggle145]

I have also picked up a Coke can and took a swig of somebody elses cigarette ashes and butt. You can't get that flavor outta your mouth for hours.

Ya this is slightly worse than the dip juice. I've done both.

Ya know what grinds my gears? when some smoker ashes in my spitter like it isnt a big deal. DO NOT DO THIS. It ****ing ruins the whole spitter. I usually try to then spit on them "by accident."

[Fraggle145]

You imagine tasting juan's nuts?

I was trying to avoid that. dammit. :mad:

At least I didnt make it so that you could say "you've tasted juan's nuts?"
:mad:

[Mongo]

Ya this is slightly worse than the dip juice. I've done both.

Ya know what grinds my gears? when some smoker ashes in my spitter like it isnt a big deal. DO NOT DO THIS. It ****ing ruins the whole spitter. I usually try to then spit on them "by accident."

or when some fairy with wintergreen spits in it. that is disgusting

[C&CDean]

Not a nasty drink, but I heard today there's a new drink at the bar. It's called the bin Laden. Two shots and a splash of water...

[NormanPride]

I was trying to avoid that. dammit. :mad:

At least I didnt make it so that you could say "you've tasted juan's nuts?"
:mad:
True. It's the actual act of tasting another man's gonads that is so much worse than fantasizing about it.

[The]

I was trying to avoid that. dammit. :mad:

At least I didnt make it so that you could say "you've tasted juan's nuts?"
:mad:


Who is Juan and what is wrong with his nuts?

[soonerbub]

That stuff is really bad. Really bad. Even with the ****ing sugar.

All I know is I woke up after a 24 hr coma on the floor with one shoe on & one pant leg on--I thought I had had a stroke

[C&CDean]

Who is Juan and what is wrong with his nuts?

He's a migrant farm worker in California, and his nuts look like saladitos. Some even say they taste like them.

[The]

All I know is I woke up after a 24 hr coma on the floor with one shoe on & one pant leg on--I thought I had had a stroke

I call that "Tuesday".

[C&CDean]

I call that "Tuesday".

So you're a Jager girl too huh? Cool.

[KantoSooner]

Well, okay, I thought the rule was that it sort of should be a beverage. I suppose I could concoct something including bong water and snot.....

...or another dude's sweat getting in my mouth while high school wrestling...


Nah, I'll just let that idea hang, though.

[The]

So you're a Jager girl too huh? Cool.


I'll drink Jager anytime, anywhere. Including funerals.

[StoopTroup]

So you're a Jager girl too huh? Cool.

You can't consider a person a Jager girl unless they have one of these in their house IMO.

http://cn1.kaboodle.com/hi/img/2/0/0/10c/8/AAAAAu_Mwq4AAAAAAQyJ3g.jpg?v=1213066856000

[SoonerAtKU]

Ya this is slightly worse than the dip juice. I've done both.

Ya know what grinds my gears? when some smoker ashes in my spitter like it isnt a big deal. DO NOT DO THIS. It ****ing ruins the whole spitter. I usually try to then spit on them "by accident."

An old roommate once emptied his bong water and ashes into my coke can. Immediate vomit, barely contained it to get to the bathroom.

Jerk.

[soonerchk]

I once saw Stev make oatmeal with Keystone Light. True Story.

I saw it too. She really should be posting here


the rickshaw was a different night (the night the waitress threatened to stab you). as for the day you all drank the agwa, i have never seen so many people get so effed up so quickly (except for the recent drug party in Konowa I guess). seriously, there was time-travel drunkeness going on.

I still have nightmares


I'll drink Jager anytime, anywhere. Including funerals.

I saw this as well.



Worst thing I ever drank that was meant to be an actual drink was some Georgia moonshine. I don't think my eyes uncrossed until the second half.

[C&CDean]

Chelada is nasty but the most disgusting thing I ever drank was the OVJ.

That's cause you're a giant pooner. All things considered, the OVJ is pretty dang smoove...
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[WichitaSooner]

the rickshaw was a different night (the night the waitress threatened to stab you). as for the day you all drank the agwa, i have never seen so many people get so effed up so quickly (except for the recent drug party in Konowa I guess). seriously, there was time-travel drunkeness going on.


Hey The... Now I want you to take a step back... and literally **** your own face! ****ing agwa.... I will never get that day of my life back.

[GKeeper316]

i had never felt like i wasted money on alcohol until i bought a bottle of mead wine. not mead. not wine. mead wine.

it was even grosser than mushrooms, and mushrooms are the butt nastiest things anybody ever thought of eating.

[C&CDean]

i had never felt like i wasted money on alcohol until i bought a bottle of mead wine. not mead. not wine. mead wine.

it was even grosser than mushrooms, and mushrooms are the butt nastiest things anybody ever thought of eating.

The more you type, the more I realize you ain't got a clue. Mushrooms are one of God's most creative creations. Raw, sauteed in butter/garlic, on a pizza, portabello, magic, you name it. Shrooms are the food of the gods. No, not the princesses, the gods.

[proud gonzo]

That's cause you're a giant pooner. All things considered, the OVJ is pretty dang smoove...
http://img546.imageshack.us/img546/1792/dsc0182m.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/546/dsc0182m.jpg/)

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Definitely not the worst thing I've ever imbibed. No sir. OVJ is at the other end of the scale.

To me, the worst drink I've ever tasted is a dirty martini. I hate hate hate martinis.

[mgsooner]

The more you type, the more I realize you ain't got a clue. Mushrooms are one of God's most creative creations. Raw, sauteed in butter/garlic, on a pizza, portabello, magic, you name it. Shrooms are the food of the gods. No, not the princesses, the gods.

approve

[SoonerBread]

or when some fairy with wintergreen spits in it. that is disgusting

Anything other than "natural" or "straight" is ghey. Or feminine.

[afs]

Bai Jou.

Hands down.

This Chinese white lightening has the taste of kerosine and the pungent aroma of day old, but still wet, vomit.

At around 150 proof, however, it'll get you where you're going. In a hurry.



I'll agree with Bai Jou. In close second, Crete Raki (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rakı).

[sooner59]

I had a Bud energy drink that tasted like cough syrup. I about threw up mid first drink. Then I remembered Montezuma tequila and it wasn't that bad anymore.

[sooneron]

http://www.myhousecallmd.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/Sparks.jpg

[OutlandTrophy]

[Mongo/]semen