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stoops the eternal pimp
5/9/2011, 01:19 PM
I bet the kids would love it

http://www.thewheelfx.com/lane/GIFS/Barktapus.png
StoopTroup
5/9/2011, 01:21 PM
Can you get food for it at Sam's Club?
Mongo
5/9/2011, 01:21 PM
i vote alligator
stoops the eternal pimp
5/9/2011, 01:22 PM
yes troup, its in the barktapus section
StoopTroup
5/9/2011, 01:22 PM
I've got one. I think I'm gonna make a nice belt out of mine.
olevetonahill
5/9/2011, 01:22 PM
Naw dont get a gator, Some nOOb doosh will call the Wild life PoPos on ya.:eek:
Romulus
5/9/2011, 01:22 PM
Posse is going to take it
StoopTroup
5/9/2011, 01:23 PM
yes troup, its in the barktapus section

Did it mate with a male octopus?
olevetonahill
5/9/2011, 01:23 PM
Posse is going to take it

:rolleyes:
Tulsa_Fireman
5/9/2011, 01:23 PM
http://www.studentsoftheworld.info/sites/animals/img/17445_cute_baby_animals_T3509.jpg

Eskimos will totally hang out with you if you beat it with a stick.
My Opinion Matters
5/9/2011, 01:24 PM
Has Fraggle properly identified this as a barktapus yet?
Fraggle145
5/9/2011, 01:25 PM
I bet the kids would love it

http://www.thewheelfx.com/lane/GIFS/Barktapus.png

WANT.
delhalew
5/9/2011, 01:38 PM
That thing is gonna chew up all your shoes...and maybe your car.
Peach Fuzz
5/9/2011, 02:20 PM
According to some, it's more safe than a pit.
DIB
5/9/2011, 02:29 PM
According to some, it's more safe than a pit.

Most things are.
NormanPride
5/9/2011, 02:35 PM
That is not a barktapus. It is an Octobeark. The two get confused a lot, but you can tell from this one because the suckers are not uniformly shaped. These are mostly herbivores, and especially love popcorn.
JDMT
5/9/2011, 02:42 PM
Most things are.

I'm more scared of chihuahuas.
cccasooner2
5/9/2011, 02:43 PM
That is not a barktapus. It is an Octobeark. The two get confused a lot, but you can tell from this one because the suckers are not uniformly shaped. These are mostly herbivores, and especially love popcorn.

With butter dripping off the tentacles.
tator
5/9/2011, 02:43 PM
I bet the kids would love it

http://www.thewheelfx.com/lane/GIFS/Barktapus.png
Obviously a ratsnake....
DIB
5/9/2011, 02:52 PM
I'm more scared of chihuahuas.

Only albinos have reason to fear Loco.
StoopTroup
5/9/2011, 03:06 PM
I hope you aren't putting that in the back of your pickup and driving around with it in the back.
Jammin'
5/9/2011, 03:20 PM
And I hope you aren't putting that in the back of your pickup and driving around with it in the front.


cuz, that **** would be waaaay ****ed up.
NormanPride
5/9/2011, 03:21 PM
Not to mention physically impossible.
soonercruiser
5/9/2011, 03:32 PM
Safer?
Looks like it only needs enough water to stand in....like a kiddie pool!
:eek: