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The
5/9/2011, 10:14 AM
ITT: Things that are useful. Posting useless things will result in banening and possibly a visit from 2121.

http://i.imgur.com/znCd6.jpg

GO!
mgsooner
5/9/2011, 10:16 AM
Does anyone know the phone number for 1-800-SAFE-AUTO? TIA
Adrian
5/9/2011, 10:18 AM
Oh no! Not a visit from 2121!
The
5/9/2011, 10:19 AM
Oh no! Not a visit from 2121!
http://www.city-data.com/forum/attachments/san-francisco/66655d1281556823-safe-jog-walk-around-lake-merriett-you-gonna-get-raped.jpg
2121Sooner
5/9/2011, 10:26 AM
Rape has such an ugly connotation to it. I prefer to call it surprise sex
SoonerHoops
5/9/2011, 10:28 AM
Your mom is useful.
The
5/9/2011, 10:28 AM
Your mom is useful.


Shut up, Sam.
Adrian
5/9/2011, 10:31 AM
Rape has such an ugly connotation to it. I prefer to call it surprise sex

If I ever see a gangly, 6'8" white guy at my front door, I am running out the back...
Fish&Game
5/9/2011, 10:45 AM
At this time, I only have useless information for useless threads. I may have something useful later, at which point in time I will get back to this thread.
The
5/9/2011, 10:46 AM
At this time, I only have useless information for useless threads. I may have something useful later, at which point in time I will get back to this thread.


http://api.ning.com/files/waQODqzLZqOmP36kPep7IajDz4CBlD3LznLTQLdp3WFveIZVYJ dSPocKD6wkheY4/BearWaitingPatientlyForPicnic.jpg
Jammin'
5/9/2011, 10:49 AM
http://www.amazon.com/Prison-Etiquette-Convicts-Compendium-Information/dp/0809323753
3rdgensooner
5/9/2011, 10:53 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v424/gen3sooner/MiscPictures/pic-1.jpg
StoopTroup
5/9/2011, 10:53 AM
Your mom is useful.

Like Sam Kinison Useful?

NSFW

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Adrian
5/9/2011, 10:55 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v424/gen3sooner/MiscPictures/pic-1.jpg

C'mon now! A cricket bat? Who in Oklahoma has a cricket bat?
The
5/9/2011, 10:58 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v424/gen3sooner/MiscPictures/pic-1.jpg
http://abstractnonsense.files.wordpress.com/2007/01/flamethrower-754684.JPG
StoopTroup
5/9/2011, 11:09 AM
This is useful....

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3rdgensooner
5/9/2011, 11:16 AM
C'mon now! A cricket bat? Who in Oklahoma has a cricket bat?It said: "like this cricket bat". Thus, the cricket bat is merely an example of the type of recommended implement.
The
5/9/2011, 11:17 AM
It said: "like this cricket bat". Thus, the cricket bat is merely an example of the type of recommended implement.


Similies are the bastard step children of the English language.
Adrian
5/9/2011, 11:19 AM
It said: "like this cricket bat". Thus, the cricket bat is merely an example of the type of recommended implement.

In the time it would take me to figure out that advice, the zombie would already be munching on me. No thanks, I'll stick to my flame thrower...
3rdgensooner
5/9/2011, 11:20 AM
Try this then:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v424/gen3sooner/MiscPictures/Clipboard02.jpg
The
5/9/2011, 11:22 AM
Try this then:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v424/gen3sooner/MiscPictures/Clipboard02.jpg


My fortification:
http://i.imgur.com/1WdXY.jpg

This way I can masturbate on zombies and people begging for help below.
Adrian
5/9/2011, 11:29 AM
Try this then:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v424/gen3sooner/MiscPictures/Clipboard02.jpg

Yeah, I already figured out the shopping mall trick; besides, mall security will confiscate any flame throwers they see.
3rdgensooner
5/9/2011, 04:14 PM
My fortification:
http://i.imgur.com/1WdXY.jpg

This way I can masturbate on zombies and people begging for help below.


The First Zombie-Proof House (http://all-that-is-interesting.com/post/4956385434/the-first-zombie-proof-house)