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The
5/6/2011, 08:17 AM
http://i.imgur.com/kQTFI.jpg

http://agabus.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Family-Radio-Judgment-Day-May-21.jpg

jk the sooner fan
5/6/2011, 08:17 AM
is the guy on the billboard pooping?

sanantoniosooner
5/6/2011, 08:27 AM
Some people think they have inside information.
They are wrong.

XingTheRubicon
5/6/2011, 08:36 AM
a small group of people that use religion to channel insanity? no way

KuppiKunta
5/6/2011, 08:37 AM
Don't be screwin' up my Memorial Weekend plans!!

OULenexaman
5/6/2011, 08:42 AM
California plate....that explains it.

OUDoc
5/6/2011, 08:42 AM
Kiiuc0M4L40

3rdgensooner
5/6/2011, 09:29 AM
That is awesome news!

Pricetag
5/6/2011, 09:31 AM
Bill Maher was having quite a bit of fun with these folks on last week's show.

The
5/6/2011, 09:34 AM
That is awesome news!
http://i.imgur.com/VZOiv.jpg

oudavid1
5/6/2011, 09:35 AM
Some people think they have inside information.
They are wrong.

http://rohanmanoharlovetobe.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/taxi-driver-you-talkin-to-me-5000052.jpg

The
5/6/2011, 09:36 AM
http://rohanmanoharlovetobe.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/taxi-driver-you-talkin-to-me-5000052.jpg


Quiet. Adults are talking. Go play with your pokemons.

oudavid1
5/6/2011, 09:38 AM
Quiet. Adults are talking. Go play with your pokemons.

NEVER! I hate you!

Eat me.

3rdgensooner
5/6/2011, 09:39 AM
Quiet. Adults are talking. Go play with your pokemons.I read that as pokemoms. And I was all lulz.

AlboSooner
5/6/2011, 09:41 AM
<insert random mildly funny comment>

JohnnyMack
5/6/2011, 09:41 AM
Quiet. Adults are talking. Go play with your pokemons.

http://k3rnel.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/pokeman.jpg

saucysoonergal
5/6/2011, 09:42 AM
This will help you with David's twitter posts:


http://www.smogon.com/dp/articles/pokemon_dictionary



;)

Adrian
5/6/2011, 09:54 AM
<insert random mildly funny comment>

<insert comment on how much better the board used to be before the furreigners arrived>

AlboSooner
5/6/2011, 09:56 AM
<insert comment on how much better the board used to be before the furreigners arrived>

<insert pseudo-funny misspelled words yar, yer, fur, dem>

The
5/6/2011, 09:56 AM
<insert comment on how much better the board used to be before the furreigners arrived>
The Circle of (Message Board) Life

http://i.imgur.com/WRejE.gif

tator
5/6/2011, 10:02 AM
I guess I have some things to get in order over the next few weeks.

3rdgensooner
5/6/2011, 10:03 AM
The Circle of (Message Board) Life

http://i.imgur.com/WRejE.gif
Brings back bad bad memories of the playground back in the day.

tator
5/6/2011, 10:10 AM
_OySl4D7S4U

Adrian
5/6/2011, 10:11 AM
_OySl4D7S4U

I've got to get that for my cats.

The
5/6/2011, 12:58 PM
http://i.imgur.com/cgMKD.jpg

http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/6025/be1rw.jpg

dynersooner
5/6/2011, 01:06 PM
did you see the one they has last year? they just changed the 0 to a 1, and moved states...

3rdgensooner
5/11/2011, 10:05 AM
I'm here to help you, The.

Is The End Nigh? We'll Know Soon Enough (http://www.npr.org/2011/05/07/136053462/is-the-end-nigh-well-know-soon-enough)
Brian Haubert grabs some pamphlets and marches toward the flea market in Palmyra, N.J. Armed with a poster that trumpets Judgment Day on May 21, 2011, he braces for rejection. Announcing God's wrath is not always a popular message.

"I've been called a heretic," says Haubert, a 33-year-old actuary. "I've been told I read the wrong Bible. And then there's the occasional person who seems to be genuinely interested," he says.

His friend and fellow believer, Kevin Brown, uses a gentler approach, not confronting people or engaging in conversation, just politely handing out Judgment Day pamphlets.

Brown, who owns his own nutrition and wellness business, is soft-spoken and polished, not someone you'd imagine giving away doomsday tracts. But he says the clock is ticking.

"People need to know," Brown says, "and God commands us to share the Gospel about the end of the world. He says if we do not share the Gospel then their blood will be on our hands, whether they believe or not. God's been moving me to do this."

Spreading The Word

Haubert and Brown are two of a small — or not so small, who knows? — army of Christians sounding the alarm. They drive caravans and put up billboards, hand out tracts and try to convince friends and family that Judgment Day is upon us. Brown says this message is laced throughout the Bible, but only some can decode it. It will happen this way:

http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/1333/judgementdaykevinbrianc.jpg

Barbara Bradley Hagerty/NPR Brian Haubert (right) and Kevin Brown
hand out Judgment Day pamphlets in Palmyra, N.J.

On May 21, "starting in the Pacific Rim at around the 6 p.m. local time hour, in each time zone, there will be a great earthquake, such as has never been in the history of the Earth," he says. The true Christian believers — he hopes he's one of them — will be "raptured": They'll fly upward to heaven. And for the rest?

"It's just the horror of horror stories," he says, "and on top of all that, there's no more salvation at that point. And then the Bible says it will be 153 days later that the entire universe and planet Earth will be destroyed forever."

Most Bible scholars note that even Jesus said he had no idea when Judgment Day would come. But May 21 believers like Haubert are unfazed.
"I've crunched the numbers, and it's going to happen," he says.

Haubert says the Bible contains coded "proofs" that reveal the timing. For example, he says, from the time of Noah's flood to May 21, 2011, is exactly 7,000 years. Revelations like this have changed his life.

"I no longer think about 401(k)s and retirement," he says. "I'm not stressed about losing my job, which a lot of other people are in this economy. I'm just a lot less stressed, and in a way I'm more carefree."

He's tried to warn his friends and family — they think he's crazy. And that saddens him.

"Oh, it's very hard," he says. "I worry about friends and family and loved ones. But I guess more recently, I'm just really looking forward to it."

Haubert is 33 and single. Brown is married with several young children, and none of them shares his beliefs. It's caused a rift with his wife — but he says that, too, was predicted in the Bible.

"God says, 'Do you love husband or wife over me? Do you love son or daughter over me?' There is a test. There is a trial here that the believers are going through. It's a fiery trial."

As May 21 nears, Brown says he feels as if he's on a "roller coaster." What if he is raptured but his family is left behind?

"I'm crying over my loved ones one minute; I'm elated the next minute," he says. "It's all over the place."

The
5/11/2011, 10:05 AM
I'm here to help you, The.

Is The End Nigh? We'll Know Soon Enough (http://www.npr.org/2011/05/07/136053462/is-the-end-nigh-well-know-soon-enough)


See? this is what I was after. all you other people suck.

Oldnslo
5/11/2011, 10:10 AM
Once all you bastards are gone, I'm gonna get me a Ferrari!

3rdgensooner
5/11/2011, 10:11 AM
This means I don't have to concern myself with my sister's birthday.

SUHWEET!

Aldebaran
5/11/2011, 10:15 AM
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e118/Ald3baran/gifs/HAAHAA.gif

Jammin'
5/11/2011, 10:17 AM
This doesn't need explaining Teh, it needs to happen.


Or maybe I just need a nap.

Bourbon St Sooner
5/11/2011, 11:46 AM
An earthquake in each time zone? I didn't know God divided the Earth into time zones.

Pricetag
5/11/2011, 11:54 AM
He wants to give the folks on the west coast a couple of hours to really **** their pants.

Caboose
5/11/2011, 11:55 AM
Is it the oudavid of religious nuts?

KantoSooner
5/11/2011, 11:55 AM
I so, so wish the rapture would happen, combined with a similar thing for the orthodox jews, serious muslims, hard core hindus and holier-than-thou buddhists.
What a cool world that would be.

saucysoonergal
5/11/2011, 11:57 AM
QHFK1yKfiGo

AlboSooner
5/11/2011, 12:01 PM
I so, so wish the rapture would happen, combined with a similar thing for the orthodox jews, serious muslims, hard core hindus and holier-than-thou buddhists.
What a cool world that would be.

Idk, who would you make fun of if that happened.

The
5/11/2011, 12:02 PM
Idk, who would you make fun of if that happened.

Scientologists.

AlboSooner
5/11/2011, 12:04 PM
Scientologists.

I thought they believed in Xenu-rapture, or rapeture <tom cruise>

Mississippi Sooner
5/11/2011, 12:32 PM
hard core hindus and holier-than-thou buddhists.


I really don't know which is worse.

KantoSooner
5/11/2011, 01:06 PM
Idk, who would you make fun of if that happened.

Clocksmiths.

No real reason, but they've always ticked me off.

stoopified
5/11/2011, 03:29 PM
California plate....that explains it.:D
My guess is that legal California mary jane is also involved