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DCSooner
5/5/2011, 03:10 PM
You have to tie meat around their neck so the dog will play with them.

The
5/5/2011, 03:11 PM
I'll still pay top dollar for them.


But only if they're white. And not Jewish.

crawfish
5/5/2011, 03:15 PM
What about white hispanic?

2121Sooner
5/5/2011, 03:16 PM
What if they are black and Jewish like Jammin?

He is too lazy to haggle......

saucysoonergal
5/5/2011, 03:17 PM
Yo kids so stupid she thinks taco bell is a mexican phone company

C&CDean
5/5/2011, 03:18 PM
Your kid's face looks like it caught on fire and somebody put it out with a track shoe.

C&CDean
5/5/2011, 03:19 PM
Wow, I really do have a huge spekker.

soonerchk
5/5/2011, 03:23 PM
White Protestant babies are still the best. You can cut em with a fork.

saucysoonergal
5/5/2011, 03:27 PM
White Protestant babies are still the best. You can cut em with a fork.

Their baby back ribs are the juciest.

The
5/5/2011, 03:33 PM
White Protestant babies are still the best. You can cut em with a fork.


And you can taste the soul in them. Unlike those bland catholic babbys.

sanantoniosooner
5/5/2011, 03:33 PM
"when they get sick you have to take them to the vet"

CrimsonJim
5/5/2011, 03:50 PM
The one on the hill?

C&CDean
5/5/2011, 03:51 PM
The one on the hill?

That crazy ol' coot might feed em' to the gators.

saucysoonergal
5/5/2011, 03:51 PM
That crazy ol' coot might feed em' to the gators.

or his weenie.

soonerchk
5/5/2011, 03:54 PM
or his weenie.

I'm more afraid of the bird.

Boomer.....
5/5/2011, 04:03 PM
Yo kids are so ugly that cats keep burying them in the sandbox.

C&CDean
5/5/2011, 04:04 PM
I'm more afraid of the bird.

You should be. Them ****ers are the debbil.

mgsooner
5/5/2011, 04:06 PM
Your kids are so ugly they couldn't get into Neverland Ranch.

Sorry, not very timely

AlboSooner
5/5/2011, 04:13 PM
Your kids are so ugly they couldn't get into Neverland Ranch.

Sorry, not very timely

too soon