View Full Version : Your kids are so ugly..
DCSooner
5/5/2011, 03:10 PM
You have to tie meat around their neck so the dog will play with them.
I'll still pay top dollar for them.
But only if they're white. And not Jewish.
crawfish
5/5/2011, 03:15 PM
What about white hispanic?
2121Sooner
5/5/2011, 03:16 PM
What if they are black and Jewish like Jammin?
He is too lazy to haggle......
saucysoonergal
5/5/2011, 03:17 PM
Yo kids so stupid she thinks taco bell is a mexican phone company
C&CDean
5/5/2011, 03:18 PM
Your kid's face looks like it caught on fire and somebody put it out with a track shoe.
C&CDean
5/5/2011, 03:19 PM
Wow, I really do have a huge spekker.
soonerchk
5/5/2011, 03:23 PM
White Protestant babies are still the best. You can cut em with a fork.
saucysoonergal
5/5/2011, 03:27 PM
White Protestant babies are still the best. You can cut em with a fork.
Their baby back ribs are the juciest.
White Protestant babies are still the best. You can cut em with a fork.
And you can taste the soul in them. Unlike those bland catholic babbys.
sanantoniosooner
5/5/2011, 03:33 PM
"when they get sick you have to take them to the vet"
CrimsonJim
5/5/2011, 03:50 PM
The one on the hill?
C&CDean
5/5/2011, 03:51 PM
The one on the hill?
That crazy ol' coot might feed em' to the gators.
saucysoonergal
5/5/2011, 03:51 PM
That crazy ol' coot might feed em' to the gators.
or his weenie.
soonerchk
5/5/2011, 03:54 PM
or his weenie.
I'm more afraid of the bird.
Boomer.....
5/5/2011, 04:03 PM
Yo kids are so ugly that cats keep burying them in the sandbox.
C&CDean
5/5/2011, 04:04 PM
I'm more afraid of the bird.
You should be. Them ****ers are the debbil.
mgsooner
5/5/2011, 04:06 PM
Your kids are so ugly they couldn't get into Neverland Ranch.
Sorry, not very timely
AlboSooner
5/5/2011, 04:13 PM
Your kids are so ugly they couldn't get into Neverland Ranch.
Sorry, not very timely
too soon
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