View Full Version : Have you ever been punched in the back of the throat?
OutlandTrophy
5/5/2011, 12:45 PM
By someone else's penis?
Dean, don't be shy, tell your story.:texan:
soonerchk
5/5/2011, 12:46 PM
Well it's always someone else's penis since I don't have one of my own.
2121Sooner
5/5/2011, 12:47 PM
I have painted the back of 3G's throat with my mushroom brush
Does that count? And I know 3G so I can say that.
10! You can't say Mushroom Brush on the Internet!
OutlandTrophy
5/5/2011, 12:49 PM
Well it's always someone else's penis since I don't have one of my own.
I have to clarify because JohnnyMack is very bendy
2121Sooner
5/5/2011, 12:49 PM
Well it's always someone else's penis since I don't have one of my own.
Wait!!!!!! You have punched someone in the back of their throat with someone ELSE'S penis!?!?!?
I wanna hear this story.:pop:
OutlandTrophy
5/5/2011, 12:49 PM
I can say that because I know JohnnyMack's kids.
soonerchk
5/5/2011, 12:51 PM
Wait!!!!!! You have punched someone in the back of their throat with someone ELSE'S penis!?!?!?
I wanna hear this story.:pop:
I have to clarify because JohnnyMack is very bendy
And there you have the rest of the story.
2121Sooner
5/5/2011, 12:52 PM
TTIWWOP?????
I was hoping to do some punching last night, but my host didnt give me the green light
And there you have the rest of the story.
.....Good Day.
soonerchk
5/5/2011, 12:54 PM
I was hoping to do some punching last night, but my host didnt give me the green light
I heard Dean was pretty cranky last night.
purplecrayon
5/5/2011, 12:56 PM
nope, but the purple crayon loves him some female esophagus
Mississippi Sooner
5/5/2011, 12:56 PM
I heard Dean was pretty cranky last night.
Someone said he had a meltdown.
I heard Dean was pretty cranky last night.
he's always on the rag
soonerbrat
5/5/2011, 01:01 PM
I was hoping to do some punching last night, but my host didnt give me the green light
or it just wouldn't reach that far.
or it just wouldn't reach that far.
speaking of always being on the rag......
<runs away>
Phantasm
5/5/2011, 01:10 PM
That's not how to ask a nice lady out for a date, Mongo.
2121Sooner
5/5/2011, 01:11 PM
.....Good Day.
GOOD DAY SIR!!!!!!
http://faxmentis.org/html/jpg/willy.jpg
soonerchk
5/5/2011, 01:14 PM
Someone said he had a meltdown.
I heard that, but I did not see it. I was busy doing real life stuff like watching Survivor.
Mississippi Sooner
5/5/2011, 01:16 PM
I heard that, but I did not see it. I was busy doing real life stuff like watching Survivor.
I hear ya. Pretty sure I was playing video games.
That's not how to ask a nice lady out for a date, Mongo.
she made fun of my tiny weener. my feelers are hurt
Phantasm
5/5/2011, 01:44 PM
You have already shown her your weener? You are not supposed to do that until the 3rd date.
it falls out sometimes. I cant help it
Phantasm
5/5/2011, 01:46 PM
Send her a PM asking her out on Saturday night. Take her out to dinner.
KantoSooner
5/5/2011, 01:47 PM
I must say, I'm shocked at this thread. Shocked!
Send her a PM asking her out on Saturday night. Take her out to dinner.
you are not the boss of me
Phantasm
5/5/2011, 02:03 PM
Yes, I am. I am that voice that tells you to do good stuff.
Yes, I am. I am that voice that tells you to do good stuff.
Mongo killed that voice long ago.
Mongo killed that voice long ago.
this.
KuppiKunta
5/5/2011, 02:33 PM
I heard that, but I did not see it. I was busy doing real life stuff like watching Survivor.
So...is Phil crazy or genius?
soonerchk
5/5/2011, 02:36 PM
Wackadoodle. And Rob is a friggin beast
please dont talk Survivor in outland's penis throat punch thread
soonerchk
5/5/2011, 02:39 PM
Especially since we're already discussing it in the Amazing Race thread.
soonerbrat
5/5/2011, 03:56 PM
Yes, I am. I am that voice that tells you to do good stuff.
it's probably not a good thing for mongo to ask me out on a date. that's bad. you're the devil on his shoulder.
C&CDean
5/5/2011, 03:58 PM
Mongo, I think she just axed you out.
wait!!! does brat still have those season tickets?
soonerbrat
5/5/2011, 04:06 PM
no, i sold them. i would only keep them if someone i wanted to sit next to would buy one of them.
3rdgensooner
5/5/2011, 04:08 PM
no, i sold them. i would only keep them if someone i wanted to sit next to would buy one of them.I sometimes like going alone--I get the extra seat space to be in my zone of concentration.
C&CDean
5/5/2011, 04:09 PM
I sometimes like going alone--I get the extra seat space to be in my zone of concentration.
too...easy...ain't...going...there...
too...easy...ain't...going...there...
must....not....make...huge....***.....joke
soonerbrat
5/5/2011, 04:16 PM
I sometimes like going alone--I get the extra seat space to be in my zone of concentration.
yah, but i don't want to pay for 2 season tickets so I can be in the zone.
3rdgensooner
5/5/2011, 04:17 PM
yah, but i don't want to pay for 2 season tickets so I can be in the zone.
It certainly isn't chump change.
C&CDean
5/5/2011, 04:21 PM
It certainly isn't chump change.
Well it is for socali and Bruce.
soonerbrat
5/5/2011, 04:33 PM
i not bruce. not at all.
Are you going just pick up some tickets outside the stadium when you go to a game?
soonerbrat
5/5/2011, 04:39 PM
Are you going just pick up some tickets outside the stadium when you go to a game?
jes. that's what I did last year. for a lot cheaper.
Plus, you get the variety of being in different locations in the stadium.
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