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OutlandTrophy
5/5/2011, 12:45 PM
By someone else's penis?

Dean, don't be shy, tell your story.:texan:

soonerchk
5/5/2011, 12:46 PM
Well it's always someone else's penis since I don't have one of my own.

2121Sooner
5/5/2011, 12:47 PM
I have painted the back of 3G's throat with my mushroom brush


Does that count? And I know 3G so I can say that.

The
5/5/2011, 12:49 PM
10! You can't say Mushroom Brush on the Internet!

OutlandTrophy
5/5/2011, 12:49 PM
Well it's always someone else's penis since I don't have one of my own.

I have to clarify because JohnnyMack is very bendy

2121Sooner
5/5/2011, 12:49 PM
Well it's always someone else's penis since I don't have one of my own.

Wait!!!!!! You have punched someone in the back of their throat with someone ELSE'S penis!?!?!?

I wanna hear this story.:pop:

OutlandTrophy
5/5/2011, 12:49 PM
I can say that because I know JohnnyMack's kids.

soonerchk
5/5/2011, 12:51 PM
Wait!!!!!! You have punched someone in the back of their throat with someone ELSE'S penis!?!?!?

I wanna hear this story.:pop:


I have to clarify because JohnnyMack is very bendy

And there you have the rest of the story.

2121Sooner
5/5/2011, 12:52 PM
TTIWWOP?????

Mongo
5/5/2011, 12:53 PM
I was hoping to do some punching last night, but my host didnt give me the green light

The
5/5/2011, 12:53 PM
And there you have the rest of the story.


.....Good Day.

soonerchk
5/5/2011, 12:54 PM
I was hoping to do some punching last night, but my host didnt give me the green light

I heard Dean was pretty cranky last night.

purplecrayon
5/5/2011, 12:56 PM
nope, but the purple crayon loves him some female esophagus

Mississippi Sooner
5/5/2011, 12:56 PM
I heard Dean was pretty cranky last night.

Someone said he had a meltdown.

Mongo
5/5/2011, 12:58 PM
I heard Dean was pretty cranky last night.

he's always on the rag

soonerbrat
5/5/2011, 01:01 PM
I was hoping to do some punching last night, but my host didnt give me the green light

or it just wouldn't reach that far.

Mongo
5/5/2011, 01:06 PM
or it just wouldn't reach that far.

speaking of always being on the rag......





<runs away>

Phantasm
5/5/2011, 01:10 PM
That's not how to ask a nice lady out for a date, Mongo.

2121Sooner
5/5/2011, 01:11 PM
.....Good Day.

GOOD DAY SIR!!!!!!

http://faxmentis.org/html/jpg/willy.jpg

soonerchk
5/5/2011, 01:14 PM
Someone said he had a meltdown.

I heard that, but I did not see it. I was busy doing real life stuff like watching Survivor.

Mississippi Sooner
5/5/2011, 01:16 PM
I heard that, but I did not see it. I was busy doing real life stuff like watching Survivor.

I hear ya. Pretty sure I was playing video games.

Mongo
5/5/2011, 01:40 PM
That's not how to ask a nice lady out for a date, Mongo.

she made fun of my tiny weener. my feelers are hurt

Phantasm
5/5/2011, 01:44 PM
You have already shown her your weener? You are not supposed to do that until the 3rd date.

Mongo
5/5/2011, 01:46 PM
it falls out sometimes. I cant help it

Phantasm
5/5/2011, 01:46 PM
Send her a PM asking her out on Saturday night. Take her out to dinner.

KantoSooner
5/5/2011, 01:47 PM
I must say, I'm shocked at this thread. Shocked!

Mongo
5/5/2011, 01:51 PM
Send her a PM asking her out on Saturday night. Take her out to dinner.

you are not the boss of me

Phantasm
5/5/2011, 02:03 PM
Yes, I am. I am that voice that tells you to do good stuff.

OUDoc
5/5/2011, 02:16 PM
Yes, I am. I am that voice that tells you to do good stuff.

Mongo killed that voice long ago.

Mongo
5/5/2011, 02:18 PM
Mongo killed that voice long ago.

this.

KuppiKunta
5/5/2011, 02:33 PM
I heard that, but I did not see it. I was busy doing real life stuff like watching Survivor.

So...is Phil crazy or genius?

soonerchk
5/5/2011, 02:36 PM
Wackadoodle. And Rob is a friggin beast

Mongo
5/5/2011, 02:38 PM
please dont talk Survivor in outland's penis throat punch thread

soonerchk
5/5/2011, 02:39 PM
Especially since we're already discussing it in the Amazing Race thread.

soonerbrat
5/5/2011, 03:56 PM
Yes, I am. I am that voice that tells you to do good stuff.

it's probably not a good thing for mongo to ask me out on a date. that's bad. you're the devil on his shoulder.

C&CDean
5/5/2011, 03:58 PM
Mongo, I think she just axed you out.

Mongo
5/5/2011, 04:02 PM
nuh uh

Mongo
5/5/2011, 04:05 PM
wait!!! does brat still have those season tickets?

soonerbrat
5/5/2011, 04:06 PM
no, i sold them. i would only keep them if someone i wanted to sit next to would buy one of them.

3rdgensooner
5/5/2011, 04:08 PM
no, i sold them. i would only keep them if someone i wanted to sit next to would buy one of them.I sometimes like going alone--I get the extra seat space to be in my zone of concentration.

C&CDean
5/5/2011, 04:09 PM
I sometimes like going alone--I get the extra seat space to be in my zone of concentration.

too...easy...ain't...going...there...

Mongo
5/5/2011, 04:13 PM
too...easy...ain't...going...there...

must....not....make...huge....***.....joke

soonerbrat
5/5/2011, 04:16 PM
I sometimes like going alone--I get the extra seat space to be in my zone of concentration.

yah, but i don't want to pay for 2 season tickets so I can be in the zone.

3rdgensooner
5/5/2011, 04:17 PM
yah, but i don't want to pay for 2 season tickets so I can be in the zone.
It certainly isn't chump change.

C&CDean
5/5/2011, 04:21 PM
It certainly isn't chump change.

Well it is for socali and Bruce.

soonerbrat
5/5/2011, 04:33 PM
i not bruce. not at all.

Whet
5/5/2011, 04:36 PM
Are you going just pick up some tickets outside the stadium when you go to a game?

soonerbrat
5/5/2011, 04:39 PM
Are you going just pick up some tickets outside the stadium when you go to a game?

jes. that's what I did last year. for a lot cheaper.

Whet
5/5/2011, 04:42 PM
Plus, you get the variety of being in different locations in the stadium.