View Full Version : Sounds like a crappy movie...but maybe true?
SoonerLVZ
5/5/2011, 08:32 AM
So Marlon Brando, Liz Taylor and Michael Jackson took a road trip to Ohio, on September 11th, 2001 to flee NYC, according to Vanity Fair.
Fearing a follow-up attack, the trio first sought refuge in New Jersey, according to one of Jackson’s former personal assistants.
From there they undertook a 500-mile odyssey across America – with Brando and Jackson behind the wheel and stopping only to fuel up on Burger King and KFC takeaways – until they finally reached a mystery destination in the state of Ohio.
http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/244798/
I could totally see this being made into a buddy comedy movie.
jk the sooner fan
5/5/2011, 08:33 AM
talk about a bag of mixed nuts..
Soonerson1975
5/5/2011, 08:34 AM
All 3 wasn't only fleeing 911, they was all trying to run from their gayness.
lexsooner
5/5/2011, 09:11 AM
So Marlon Brando, Liz Taylor and Michael Jackson took a road trip to Ohio, on September 11th, 2001 to flee NYC, according to Vanity Fair.
http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/244798/
I could totally see this being made into a buddy comedy movie.
That's quite a story. I could also see it becoming a stage play. Brando was given a one-way ticket to Palookaville, Ohio.
jk the sooner fan
5/5/2011, 09:16 AM
oh to be a fly on the wall in that car - imagine the absolute paranoia exhibited by all 3......the conversations would make great copy
sappstuf
5/5/2011, 09:18 AM
Marlon Brando, Liz Taylor and Michael Jackson walk into a bar....
OULenexaman
5/5/2011, 09:23 AM
a gay bar.....go on.
jk the sooner fan
5/5/2011, 09:23 AM
and the bartender says "hey, what the heck, are we being attacked or something?"
sappstuf
5/5/2011, 09:25 AM
Bubbles the Monkey is sitting at the end of the bar...
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_LY1FgGg19YQ/TJxdJY-IMVI/AAAAAAAAAYM/HxRdDAgs7Uc/s1600/mjbubbles.jpg
cccasooner2
5/5/2011, 09:32 AM
"Vanity Fair also reveals that the Oscar-winner loved listening to Britain’s Got Talent singing sensation Susan Boyle while driving her Cadillac Escalade car."
There's my girl again. :D
(Forgot my thread "Free Suff" wound up on the Football forum, one of those alien abductions.)
lexsooner
5/5/2011, 09:34 AM
And the bartender says "What is this, the Wizard of Oz? What characters are you playing?" And Brando, Jackson, and Taylor all say at the same time: "I'm Dorothy!"
cantwait48
5/5/2011, 09:35 AM
an odyssey across America? all the way from Jersey to Ohio.:confused:
jk the sooner fan
5/5/2011, 09:38 AM
an odyssey across America? all the way from Jersey to Ohio.:confused:
they werent entirely familiar with Lewis & Clark and our Western expansion
KantoSooner
5/5/2011, 10:08 AM
I wonder if they took their passports so that they could, like, cross the border out of New York. I mean, who knows what's out there, beyond the Hudson...?
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