Sounds like a crappy movie...but maybe true?

[SoonerLVZ]

So Marlon Brando, Liz Taylor and Michael Jackson took a road trip to Ohio, on September 11th, 2001 to flee NYC, according to Vanity Fair.



Fearing a follow-up attack, the trio first sought refuge in New Jersey, according to one of Jackson’s former personal assistants.

From there they undertook a 500-mile odyssey across America – with Brando and Jackson behind the wheel and stopping only to fuel up on Burger King and KFC takeaways – until they finally reached a mystery destination in the state of Ohio.


http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/244798/
I could totally see this being made into a buddy comedy movie.

[jk the sooner fan]

talk about a bag of mixed nuts..

[Soonerson1975]

All 3 wasn't only fleeing 911, they was all trying to run from their gayness.

[lexsooner]

So Marlon Brando, Liz Taylor and Michael Jackson took a road trip to Ohio, on September 11th, 2001 to flee NYC, according to Vanity Fair.




http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/244798/
I could totally see this being made into a buddy comedy movie.

That's quite a story. I could also see it becoming a stage play. Brando was given a one-way ticket to Palookaville, Ohio.

[jk the sooner fan]

oh to be a fly on the wall in that car - imagine the absolute paranoia exhibited by all 3......the conversations would make great copy

[sappstuf]

Marlon Brando, Liz Taylor and Michael Jackson walk into a bar....

[OULenexaman]

a gay bar.....go on.

[jk the sooner fan]

and the bartender says "hey, what the heck, are we being attacked or something?"

[sappstuf]

Bubbles the Monkey is sitting at the end of the bar...

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_LY1FgGg19YQ/TJxdJY-IMVI/AAAAAAAAAYM/HxRdDAgs7Uc/s1600/mjbubbles.jpg

[cccasooner2]

"Vanity Fair also reveals that the Oscar-winner loved listening to Britain’s Got Talent singing sensation Susan Boyle while driving her Cadillac Escalade car."

There's my girl again. :D

(Forgot my thread "Free Suff" wound up on the Football forum, one of those alien abductions.)

[lexsooner]

And the bartender says "What is this, the Wizard of Oz? What characters are you playing?" And Brando, Jackson, and Taylor all say at the same time: "I'm Dorothy!"

[cantwait48]

an odyssey across America? all the way from Jersey to Ohio.:confused:

[jk the sooner fan]

an odyssey across America? all the way from Jersey to Ohio.:confused:

they werent entirely familiar with Lewis & Clark and our Western expansion

[KantoSooner]

I wonder if they took their passports so that they could, like, cross the border out of New York. I mean, who knows what's out there, beyond the Hudson...?