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DCSooner
5/4/2011, 02:49 PM
The password to one of my troll accounts. How do I reset it if I don't have that email anymore? TIA.

C&CDean
5/4/2011, 02:50 PM
Perform fellatio on the mod of your choice?

saucysoonergal
5/4/2011, 02:51 PM
I think Dean is hinting. ;)

stoops the eternal pimp
5/4/2011, 02:51 PM
dean said he could help you recover

edit: whoa....

soonerchk
5/4/2011, 02:52 PM
Try "password"

NormanPride
5/4/2011, 02:58 PM
aaaaa
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.... etc.

YWIA

Fugue
5/4/2011, 03:01 PM
try "mango"

3rdgensooner
5/4/2011, 03:02 PM
chijioke

saucysoonergal
5/4/2011, 03:03 PM
Try 'Howzithoneypants".

My Opinion Matters
5/4/2011, 03:05 PM
While we're at it, can we discuss why the following accounts no longer have posting priveliges?

Houston Krueger
Oregon Chucky
Texas Tech Darth Raider
Texas Football Massacre
Huge Ackman
Shampoo the Retarded Frog

These accounts all belong to...uh...brothers of mine. I'm sure I have more brothers I'm forgetting about.

Fugue
5/4/2011, 03:06 PM
where is Shamu?

NormanPride
5/4/2011, 03:06 PM
Shampoo the Retarded Frog? Really?

The
5/4/2011, 03:06 PM
Shampoo the Retarded Frog


I'm reading that as a command statement, and it's cracking me up for some retarded reason.

(FOLKS! Don't worry, Smothra isn't here to get offended)

Mongo
5/4/2011, 03:07 PM
get my troll account, 1stTimeCaller, fixed please

My Opinion Matters
5/4/2011, 03:08 PM
Shampoo the Retarded Frog? Really?

When there's as much inbreeding as there has been in my family, you're bound to end up with at least one retarded brother. It's the law of averages.

soonerchk
5/4/2011, 03:11 PM
I'm reading that as a command statement, and it's cracking me up for some retarded reason.

(FOLKS! Don't worry, Smothra isn't here to get offended)

Well if the frog is retarded, he obviously can't shampoo himself!

saucysoonergal
5/4/2011, 03:12 PM
Why would a frog need shampoo, they dont gots no hairs?

crawfish
5/4/2011, 03:12 PM
1....
2....
3....
4....

My Opinion Matters
5/4/2011, 03:12 PM
I had glorious things planned for that mentally-challenged amphibian.

soonerchk
5/4/2011, 03:13 PM
I guess you could use soap, but shampoo will get rid of any flakes?

NormanPride
5/4/2011, 03:13 PM
Why would a frog need shampoo, they dont gots no hairs?

They're just tiny, is all.

Little wee folliclets.

stoops the eternal pimp
5/4/2011, 03:13 PM
Why would a frog need shampoo, they dont gots no hairs?

obviously, you have never seen a retarded one

saucysoonergal
5/4/2011, 03:14 PM
prolly need to warsh it in salicylic acid to kill the warts.

3rdgensooner
5/4/2011, 03:14 PM
http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/memes-get-caught-in-rain-counts-as-shower.jpg

The
5/4/2011, 03:15 PM
http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/12/13/128736859646500358.jpg

soonerchk
5/4/2011, 03:17 PM
Can I delete my last spek to The, and give it to him for the retarded frog?

stoops the eternal pimp
5/4/2011, 03:17 PM
you don't have to...I gave him one and addressed it from you

NormanPride
5/4/2011, 03:17 PM
http://img.anongallery.org/img/6/2/foul_bachelor_frog_cant_hear_tv.jpg

My Opinion Matters
5/4/2011, 03:18 PM
On the same day I post pictures of my wife and children, the most memorable thing I contributed to the board today was a dimwitted, passionately fastidious frog.

3rdgensooner
5/4/2011, 03:19 PM
passionately fastidious
go on...

stoops the eternal pimp
5/4/2011, 03:20 PM
http://www.thewheelfx.com/lane/GIFS/FrogAlmost.gif

My Opinion Matters
5/4/2011, 03:20 PM
go on...

His name was Shampoo, for god's sake!

soonerchk
5/4/2011, 03:22 PM
His name was Shampoo, for god's sake!

The hell you say. I thought it was a command and he had a normal name like Fred.

saucysoonergal
5/4/2011, 03:23 PM
Shampoo is fine, but if you want real poo, see STEP.

My Opinion Matters
5/4/2011, 03:24 PM
The hell you say. I thought it was a command and he had a normal name like Fred.

His name was Shampoo. May you never speak it in vain again, harlot.

3rdgensooner
5/4/2011, 03:25 PM
Shamwow

stoops the eternal pimp
5/4/2011, 03:25 PM
Shampoo is fine, but if you want real poo, see STEP.

I should tell you about my afternoon...Willy Wonka up in dis bish

soonerchk
5/4/2011, 03:25 PM
Harlot the Slutty Gerbil would also be a good name for a band.

My Opinion Matters
5/4/2011, 03:32 PM
Harlot the Slutty Gerbil would also be a good name for a band.

Post reported.

DCSooner
5/4/2011, 03:38 PM
So I just got back from Deans ranch. Lets just say he lied, and drop the subject.

Dallasbabe
5/4/2011, 03:39 PM
I could have helped.

TOTPB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111!!!!

DCSooner
5/4/2011, 03:42 PM
People don't do TOTPB anymore. FWIW. NTTATWWT.

stoops the eternal pimp
5/4/2011, 03:42 PM
I could have helped.

TOTPB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111!!!!



That's not all you've been on top of

My Opinion Matters
5/4/2011, 03:42 PM
Is it weird that I have a boner?

Dallasbabe
5/4/2011, 03:43 PM
Do you need somewhere to put it?

stoops the eternal pimp
5/4/2011, 03:44 PM
Didn't you see the pic? He already has somewhere

My Opinion Matters
5/4/2011, 03:44 PM
Do you need somewhere to put it?

Directions to Dean's ranch, plz.

stoops the eternal pimp
5/4/2011, 03:47 PM
Go to the prison, turn left

My Opinion Matters
5/4/2011, 03:48 PM
Go to the prison, turn left

Prison? Oh, I don't think I'll ever make it past the prison with this hot fire in my pants.

C&CDean
5/4/2011, 03:48 PM
Turn right you directionally challenged cretin. Sheez.

stoops the eternal pimp
5/4/2011, 03:49 PM
sorry, Im a civilized tribe member...we gps ****

BYU Krueger
5/4/2011, 03:53 PM
Hey guys, what's going on in this thread?

stoops the eternal pimp
5/4/2011, 03:54 PM
retarded frogs are getting boners at dean's ranch

Mongo
5/4/2011, 03:55 PM
I would love to meat dallasbabe

C&CDean
5/4/2011, 03:57 PM
I would love to meat dallasbabe

Uh, no? Trust me. Her honey hole is so nasty it'll melt your man meat on contact.

NormanPride
5/4/2011, 04:16 PM
So speaks a man of experience.

Dallasbabe
5/4/2011, 04:18 PM
Oh Dean has plenty of experience and hopefully Mongo will soon.

C&CDean
5/4/2011, 04:20 PM
Oh Dean has plenty of experience and hopefully Mongo will soon.

only ITB though. That cottage cheese spewing thing you got on the other side of your taint would puke a dog off a gut wagon.

Mongo
5/4/2011, 04:20 PM
Oh Dean has plenty of experience and hopefully Mongo will soon.

YES!!!

stoops the eternal pimp
5/4/2011, 04:21 PM
*hawt*

DIB
5/4/2011, 04:24 PM
I don't know what you people posted, but page 3 of this thread is RESTRICTED!

The
5/4/2011, 04:24 PM
I don't know what you people posted, but page 3 of this thread is RESTRICTED!

Hey DIB, have you ever been to pokerstars.net?

Or do you prefer Fulltiltpoker.com?

Mississippi Sooner
5/4/2011, 04:25 PM
Maybe it was the hairy cottage cheese taint.

DIB
5/4/2011, 04:26 PM
Hey DIB, have you ever been to pokerstars.net?

Or do you prefer Fulltiltpoker.com?

Didn't work. Try harder

Mongo
5/4/2011, 04:26 PM
I don't know what you people posted, but page 3 of this thread is RESTRICTED!



feeling left out? I am sure dallasbabe will accomodate us both... at the same time

DIB
5/4/2011, 04:28 PM
feeling left out? I am sure dallasbabe will accomodate us both... at the same time

http://media.weirdworm.com/img/life/how-to-sell-the-eiffel-tower/eiffel-tower03.jpg?

Dallasbabe
5/4/2011, 04:28 PM
Only if he has a beard. I like to use it like a brillo pad to work my klingons out.

DCSooner
5/4/2011, 04:29 PM
I don't know what you people posted, but page 3 of this thread is RESTRICTED!

You have to middle click to get to page 3.

DIB
5/4/2011, 04:30 PM
You have to middle click to get to page 3.



THE PAGE YOU REQUESTED HAS BEEN BLOCKED DUE TO POLICY OR POTENTIAL SECURITY RISKS

D'OH!

DCSooner
5/4/2011, 04:46 PM
D'OH!


Sorry Do In Butt. Maybe next time.

NormanPride
5/4/2011, 04:48 PM
That's what DIB means? Weird.

soonerchk
5/4/2011, 05:07 PM
I don't know what you people posted, but page 3 of this thread is RESTRICTED!

Retarded frog boners. True story.:eek:

My Opinion Matters
5/4/2011, 05:09 PM
Retarded frog boners. True story.:eek:

Pics coming tomorrow.

soonerchk
5/4/2011, 05:13 PM
That's what DIB means? Weird.

Not so weird if you know him.

DIB
5/4/2011, 05:16 PM
Not so weird if you know him.

I like to make poop noodles

soonerchk
5/5/2011, 12:45 PM
Was this resolved?

Adrian
5/5/2011, 01:03 PM
I don't know what you people posted, but page 3 of this thread is RESTRICTED!

Try the Extreme Elvis website-FBI restricted...

soonerchk
5/5/2011, 01:05 PM
Pics coming tomorrow.

ahem

Phantasm
5/5/2011, 01:05 PM
you are you people?

NormanPride
5/5/2011, 01:12 PM
No, YOU are you people.

My Opinion Matters
5/5/2011, 01:19 PM
ahem

http://i55.tinypic.com/11sjper.jpg

My Opinion Matters
5/5/2011, 01:21 PM
http://i53.tinypic.com/5wxgya.jpg

Mississippi Sooner
5/5/2011, 01:22 PM
http://i53.tinypic.com/5wxgya.jpg

Shampoo the retarded frog?

My Opinion Matters
5/5/2011, 01:23 PM
Shampoo the retarded frog?

Bingo!

NormanPride
5/5/2011, 01:24 PM
So it IS a command statement!

My Opinion Matters
5/5/2011, 01:27 PM
So it IS a command statement!
http://i54.tinypic.com/1zwgps6.jpg

soonerchk
5/5/2011, 01:27 PM
http://i53.tinypic.com/5wxgya.jpg

He doesn't even look a little off. I think you should just Shampoo the Yoda Frog.

NormanPride
5/5/2011, 01:29 PM
Seeing these things makes me think of the frog ref who does all the big SEC games. That dude's eyes are freaky.

My Opinion Matters
5/5/2011, 01:31 PM
He doesn't even look a little off. I think you should just Shampoo the Yoda Frog.
http://i51.tinypic.com/1zclusm.jpg

3rdgensooner
5/5/2011, 01:36 PM
http://www.texasescapes.com/FEATURES/Believe_It/Ol%27_Rip/ImAHornedFrogFromTexas1910.jpg

Mjcpr
5/5/2011, 01:39 PM
These are not as good as the lolcats, I'm sorry.

My Opinion Matters
5/5/2011, 01:41 PM
These are not as good as the lolcats, I'm sorry.
http://i51.tinypic.com/e88jtt.jpg

soonerchk
5/5/2011, 01:42 PM
http://i51.tinypic.com/1zclusm.jpg

I thought you were supposed to lick the frogs????

My Opinion Matters
5/5/2011, 02:06 PM
I thought you were supposed to lick the frogs????
http://i55.tinypic.com/10mquso.jpg

3rdgensooner
5/5/2011, 02:07 PM
http://i55.tinypic.com/10mquso.jpg

How many wolf shirts do you own MyOp?

My Opinion Matters
5/5/2011, 02:09 PM
How many wolf shirts do you own MyOp?

I don't own shirts with wolves on them, wolves on shirts with me on them!

Or whatever.

proud gonzo
5/12/2011, 10:18 PM
People don't do TOTPB anymore. FWIW. NTTATWWT.
and it's a damn shame.

My Opinion Matters
5/13/2011, 07:25 AM
I dredge up two old threads, they're locked and I'm (paraphrasing here): some kind of a ****-covered dildo licking attention whoring dweeb. Somehow, I doubt pg will get the same treatment. Interesting.

Oh wait, I'm not supposed to say things are interesting. Nevermind, it's definitely not interesting.