Mothers day Gift Ideas

[olevetonahill]

Fer yer Mother er Wife er GF er what the hell ever Ya got.
Ima share my wisdom with Yall

Pots and Pans, they can always use more cookin utensils.
Broom and a Mop set ( Make sure they match).
A nice set of Dish towels.
Some Dish washin gloves, Ya want their hands soft when they ???? dont ya?
A pair of comfy shoes fer when their in the Kitchen cookin all day.
A set of knee pads for when they got to get down and scrub the floor. Plus they can use em when they doing other duties to.
If ya really want to splurge get em a Good vacuum
One of them Sammich makers so they can make ya a great sammich all the time.

Ill study on it and come up with some more later

[SoCaliSooner]

Some ice for that fat lip when she pops off with her "opinion" and the back of my sinewy left hand violently jolts her back to reality.

[olevetonahill]

Some ice for that fat lip when she pops off with her "opinion" and the back of my sinewy left hand violently jolts her back to reality.

Naw, Ya got to be nice to em on Mamas day.

[yankee]

I see why you're twice divorced. :D

[olevetonahill]

I see why you're thrice divorced. :D

FIFY:D

[yankee]

Holy...

[olevetonahill]

Holy...

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[royalfan5]

I bought my Mom a Harry Potter book.

[jk the sooner fan]

i dont have a relationship with my mother

it's just sunday for me

[olevetonahill]

i dont have a relationship with my mother

it's just sunday for me

I dont either, Mines passed on.:(

[jk the sooner fan]

mine is still alive

[Mjcpr]

i dont have a relationship with my mother

it's just sunday for me


I dont either, Mines passed on.:(


mine is still alive

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[stoops the eternal pimp]

I'll buy my grandma something and focus on the wife having a good day..and try not to think about anything else

[stoops the eternal pimp]

And I'll put out for the wife on Mother's Day

[olevetonahill]

And I'll put out for the wife on Mother's Day

So will I .

[Aldebaran]

And I'll put out for the wife on Mother's Day

If you really cared about her, you'd invite some friends (no gender specified) over to help.

[The]

i dont have a relationship with my mother

it's just sunday for me

Why not?

[jk the sooner fan]

it's a long Dr. Phil episode - lets just leave it at that

i didnt meet her until I was 19.....you can use your imagination to fill in the rest

[The]

you can use your imagination to fill in the rest


You sure about that? I feel a story coming on...

[jk the sooner fan]

knock yourself out!

[DIB]

DIB takes care of his bitches on Mother's Day. We're straight brunchin' in the morning. Then they getting flowers and chocolates and ****. Then we goin' to a nice mutha****in' dinner. To top that **** off, they gettin' a sick *** spa package.

[jk the sooner fan]

DIB takes care of his bitches on Mother's Day. We're straight brunchin' in the morning. Then they getting flowers and chocolates and ****. Then we goin' to a nice mutha****in' dinner. To top that **** off, they gettin' a sick *** spa package.

be sure and wear your pants all saggy whilst you're doing all this

and buy a new hat - but leave all the tags and stickers on it

[saucysoonergal]

and buy a new hat - but leave all the tags and stickers on it
Keep the brim FLAT!!!

[Tailwind]

Glad I got good kids. Some a y'all sound like mean mutha's. Anyone buys me pots and pans gonna get hit over the head with em. I got all mine broke in just how I want 'em.

[olevetonahill]

Glad I got good kids. Some a y'all sound like mean mutha's. Anyone buys me pots and pans gonna get hit over the head with em. I got all mine broke in just how I want 'em.

Well then , How about an Iron then ?Or a Nice set of bath room scales :D

[saucysoonergal]

Howard, I really would like some 409 and a new sponge. ;)

[Tailwind]

Well then , How about an Iron then ?Or a Nice set of bath room scales :D
Nope, I got both already.

[3rdgensooner]

Boys are funny

[olevetonahill]

Howard, I really would like some 409 and a new sponge. ;)

By gawd, My kinda woman, Ill make sure and get ya some of those Gloves too. Got to protect yer hands.


I quit worrying about this crap after my 1st ex got POed at me and threw the flowers away that I had spent 2 hours gathering for her. **** her.

[olevetonahill]

Nope, I got both already.

Well then Its gonna have to be one of those sammich makers then,

[soonercruiser]

Fer yer Mother er Wife er GF er what the hell ever Ya got.
Ima share my wisdom with Yall

Pots and Pans, they can always use more cookin utensils.
Broom and a Mop set ( Make sure they match).
A nice set of Dish towels.
Some Dish washin gloves, Ya want their hands soft when they ???? dont ya?
A pair of comfy shoes fer when their in the Kitchen cookin all day.
A set of knee pads for when they got to get down and scrub the floor. Plus they can use em when they doing other duties to.
If ya really want to splurge get em a Good vacuum
One of them Sammich makers so they can make ya a great sammich all the time.

Ill study on it and come up with some more later

Vet,
You forgot the ball & chain!

[olevetonahill]

Vet,
You forgot the ball & chain!

Naw, If they wanta leave kick em to the curb and be done with it.;)

[GDC]

Girl's night and spa package at the Mayo in Tulsa for the mothers I know.

[Rowdyroady]

If ya really want to splurge

Seems kinda inappropriate with your mom, but OK...I'm game.

[olevetonahill]

Seems kinda inappropriate with your mom, but OK...I'm game.

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