So, a deer walks into a bar...

[The]

http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/184097-1/Deer_tramples_bar.gif

[saucysoonergal]

I've never seen a deer break dance before. It was beautiful.

[IndySooner]

These things happen more than you'd think where there are large populations of deer. I remember a few years back when a deer ran through the sliding doors at a hospital in the small town my parents live in.

[soonerchk]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to The again..
I was not prepared for the snort/laugh that escaped when I saw this.

[dynersooner]

taht was SAUCY!!!

[3rdgensooner]

The, that deer opted for the dark hallway.

[cccasooner2]

I hope they served him a brew.

[The]

The, that deer opted for the dark hallway.

Is it wrong that I understand the deer?


I hope they served him a brew.

There is a bar in my hometown where they have a problem with people coming in on horseback. Instead of fighting it, they now charge a cover for horses.

http://i.imgur.com/BlFNS.png

[jk the sooner fan]

did the bartender say "hey, why the long face?"

[saucysoonergal]

did the bartender say "hey, why the long face?"
Why, was Sarah Jessica Parker in the bar?











;)

[3rdgensooner]

Is it wrong that I understand the deer?

I knew that you would.

[NormanPride]

I love the guy at the bar. He's probably thinking "Hey buddy, chill out. They ain't run out of beer..."

[Jammin']

I love the guy at the bar. He's probably thinking "Hey buddy, chill out. They ain't run out of beer..."

You can clearly see the 2nd guy at the bar yelling at the bartender, "I said beer, beer!"

[Tin Cup]

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I was not prepared for the snort/sharted that escaped when I saw this.

Gross!

[Wishboned]

They didn't show the guy at the end of the bar who was thinking, "She's just about drunk enough."

[soonerchk]

Gross!

I looked for you earlier. True story.

[Tin Cup]

I looked for you earlier. True story.

Where? Don't know how you missed me.

[Tin Cup]

I looked for you earlier. True story.

Sorry was on a mission in Pakistan

[soonerchk]

Sorry was on a mission in Pakistan

one shot, one kill?

[Tin Cup]

one shot, one kill?


“There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter.”

[cantwait48]

must have been looking for the stag party

[stoopified]

He must have thought it was last call.

[XingTheRubicon]

misleading title