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JLEW1818
5/2/2011, 10:53 PM
Texas Defensive Coordinator

I will poop on your face, and pee in your toilet and not flush


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SoonerPr8r
5/2/2011, 11:20 PM
But when? Boomer knows.....


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SoonerofAlabama
5/2/2011, 11:26 PM
Fingers crossed. And everything else.

Mike Stoops
5/3/2011, 12:26 AM
Think he'll be better than Akina and Greg Robinson were but nowhere near as good as Muschamp and even he could never stop our offense except for the Year of Hell.

yankee
5/3/2011, 01:33 AM
Hehehe

NOVSooner
5/3/2011, 07:00 AM
We do have a little connection on our side just in case our coaches wanted to explore his D further. Chris Wilson leaving OU to go to MS State, worked under Manny on D, now is the D coordinator at State since Diaz left for whornville and Wilson isn't planning on changing the D up too much from Manny's style....but this is all just in case the coaches wanted to make a call :)

gaylordfan1
5/3/2011, 09:37 AM
But when? Boomer knows.....


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nicely done sir.

85sooners
5/3/2011, 09:45 AM
lets hang 50 boys!!!

texaspokieokie
5/3/2011, 10:11 AM
lets hang 50 boys!!!

which 50 boys do you want to hang ???

MyT Oklahoma
5/3/2011, 12:19 PM
which 50 boys do you want to hang ???

Whomever is wearing burnt orange. ;)

NormanPride
5/3/2011, 12:44 PM
Will they have enough to field a team after that? 'Cause... y'know... I like watching the game.

KantoSooner
5/3/2011, 02:15 PM
Well, we could always drag 50 random Horns out of the stands and force them to don uniforms while they listened to R. Lewis softly baying on the opposite side line.

We're about due a nice animal-sacrifice type of victory over them. This year would be good.

boomersooner28
5/3/2011, 09:45 PM
Heh, met him a week ago. He came to the workplace. He has no idea.

UTgradOUfan
5/4/2011, 07:21 PM
The inside word is now having seen what he has to work w/ Manny is doing a full-court press to lower the whorn faithful's expectations. I keep hearing about "work in progress", "long-term process", "rebuilding" etc. etc.
He may turn out to be a great coach but he may not be in Austin long enough to make a big impact. The whorn defense was pathetic last year, espicially at home, but has been spared excessive criticism b/c the O was putrid bad. If they lose half as many homes games this year as last he will be the next Greg Davis. As in Mack will tearfully let him go in order to hide his own culpability.
Thats what CEO's do.

XingTheRubicon
5/14/2011, 10:13 AM
Jlew is famous

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MamaMia
7/9/2011, 05:29 PM
Texas Defensive Coordinator

I will poop on your face, and pee in your toilet and not flush


http://i55.tinypic.com/2j5avrn.jpgLovely. :confused:


















:O

OU_Sooners75
7/9/2011, 05:39 PM
The inside word is now having seen what he has to work w/ Manny is doing a full-court press to lower the whorn faithful's expectations. I keep hearing about "work in progress", "long-term process", "rebuilding" etc. etc.
He may turn out to be a great coach but he may not be in Austin long enough to make a big impact. The whorn defense was pathetic last year, espicially at home, but has been spared excessive criticism b/c the O was putrid bad. If they lose half as many homes games this year as last he will be the next Greg Davis. As in Mack will tearfully let him go in order to hide his own culpability.
Thats what CEO's do.

What? Really? But do you even know what you are talking about?

Now, I hate sticking up or trying to make Texas look good in any fashion, but lets get some things straight and factual about their defense from 2010, shall we?

Rushing Defense: #44 nationally, #3 Big 12.
Passing Defense: #6 nationally, #2 Big 12.
Total Defense: #6 nationally, #1 Big 12.
Scoring Defense: #49 nationally, #5 big 12.
Pass Eff. Defense: #36 nationally, #5 big 12.

Their defense was not the cause of their 5-7 season. It was their inept offense!

Jacie
7/9/2011, 06:31 PM
The rankings for yardage they yielded to Big XII opponents (#3 rushing, #2 passing, #1 overall) seems out of whack when posted next to the scoring yielded to those same opponents (#5).

They gave up on short-field drives?

SoCaliSooner
7/9/2011, 06:43 PM
What? Really? But do you even know what you are talking about?

Now, I hate sticking up or trying to make Texas look good in any fashion, but lets get some things straight and factual about their defense from 2010, shall we?

Rushing Defense: #44 nationally, #3 Big 12.
Passing Defense: #6 nationally, #2 Big 12.
Total Defense: #6 nationally, #1 Big 12.
Scoring Defense: #49 nationally, #5 big 12.
Pass Eff. Defense: #36 nationally, #5 big 12.

Their defense was not the cause of their 5-7 season. It was their inept offense!

Sticking up For texas is unforgivable Regardless of facts. We are Sooners Here and don't Tolerate this.

OU_Sooners75
7/9/2011, 08:20 PM
Sticking up For texas is unforgivable Regardless of facts. We are Sooners Here and don't Tolerate this.


Yeah, because unlike Texas, We Sooner Fans like to make sure the facts are straight and not made up or * are added to things.

OU_Sooners75
7/9/2011, 08:25 PM
The rankings for yardage they yielded to Big XII opponents (#3 rushing, #2 passing, #1 overall) seems out of whack when posted next to the scoring yielded to those same opponents (#5).

They gave up on short-field drives?

I dont know if they gave up, but we all should know and should understand when turning the ball over, it gives your opponents short fields and easier scores. Texas had a ton of turnovers lost.

In fact, Texas was 116 in turnovers lost with 30 or 2.5 per game.


God, I am going to go give myself 30 lashes and take an 8 pound sledge hammer to my toes for providing facts for Texas.

Ruf/Nek7
7/9/2011, 08:26 PM
Going to make you cry huh? He must be talking to shorthorn fans across the state

MamaMia
7/9/2011, 08:28 PM
Yeah, because unlike Texas, We Sooner Fans like to make sure the facts are straight and not made up or * are added to things.

Some things are just better left unsaid, like compliments to the horns. :P

OU_Sooners75
7/9/2011, 08:33 PM
Some things are just better left unsaid, like compliments to the horns. :P


No, just clarifying what I was doing. The Texass fans like to make things up...we shouldnt follow suit, which is why I was trying to get the facts cleared up. Texas' defense was not their cause or problem. It was their offense, and Mack Brown in general!

MamaMia
7/9/2011, 08:50 PM
No, just clarifying what I was doing. The Texass fans like to make things up...we shouldnt follow suit, which is why I was trying to get the facts cleared up. Texas' defense was not their cause or problem. It was their offense, and Mack Brown in general! Its way better not to clasrify anything if you have to compliment Texas to do so.

JLEW1818
7/9/2011, 08:53 PM
I'm still gonna poop on his face

MamaMia
7/9/2011, 09:10 PM
I'm still gonna poop on his face Just blow him a kiss JLEW. It would have the same result, but with less effort. :P

OU_Sooners75
7/9/2011, 09:49 PM
Its way better not to clasrify anything if you have to compliment Texas to do so.

I know...but mama, you should know me and stats by now. :O

OU_Sooners75
7/9/2011, 09:49 PM
I'm still gonna poop on his face

So you're cheating on STEP?:eek:

MamaMia
7/9/2011, 10:03 PM
I know...but mama, you should know me and stats by now. :O

In your defense...yes, I do, however stat reciting is a learned behavior that when done well, can include the correct complementation without an actual compliment of anything horn. ;)

OU_Sooners75
7/9/2011, 10:16 PM
In your defense...yes, I do, however stat reciting is a learned behavior that when done well, can include the correct complementation without an actual compliment of anything horn. ;)

Can I blame it on the beer then?

AlboSooner
7/9/2011, 10:32 PM
I think more internet crassness should be directed towards their OC, who was hired from Boise State. His gloating over those trick plays, is still not over.

soonerboy_odanorth
7/9/2011, 10:51 PM
Before everyone gets too comfortable: 1996.

Get it?

Don't ever take Texas for granted.

Salt City Sooner
7/10/2011, 01:28 AM
Before everyone gets too comfortable: 1996.

Get it?

Don't ever take Texas for granted.
True enough, but things seem to pretty much play to form lately. 2008 is the only time in the Stoops v. Brown era that the consensus higher ranked team lost.

MamaMia
7/10/2011, 05:36 AM
Can I blame it on the beer then? Sure. Why not? :P

SoonerofAlabama
10/8/2011, 05:20 PM
Bump.

I say this thread title speaks the truth.

MyT Oklahoma
10/8/2011, 05:26 PM
It is what it is. * sucks!

JLEW1818
10/13/2012, 09:23 PM
Bump

StoopTroup
10/13/2012, 09:25 PM
Can I blame it on the beer then?

I always give you slack because of it. I'm giving you some right now. Enjoy the win. We all deserve it.