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My Opinion Matters
5/2/2011, 11:40 AM
April 27th, 10:51 AM-Banned from Soonerfans for trolling and other assorted faggotry; plot revenge on Dean.

April 27th, 10:52 AM- Google Maps yields no relevant results for “Dean’s stupid ranch for jerks.” Give up.

My Opinion Matters
5/2/2011, 11:41 AM
April 27th, 11:04 AM- Touch balls.

April 27th, 11:05 AM- Secretly smell fingers.

The
5/2/2011, 11:41 AM
April 27th, 10:51 AM-Banned from Soonerfans for trolling and other assorted faggotry; plot revenge on Dean.

April 27th, 10:52 AM- Google Maps yields no relevant results for “Dean’s stupid ranch for jerks.” Give up.


Less than a minute? Revenge is a cantaloupe best served al fresco, yo.

3rdgensooner
5/2/2011, 11:41 AM
And then you found 5 dollars?

My Opinion Matters
5/2/2011, 11:42 AM
April 28th, 7:03 AM- Take a number 2.

April 28th, 7:03 AM- Make entire family watch.

soonerchk
5/2/2011, 11:42 AM
Way to celebrate my birthday...

Mongo
5/2/2011, 11:43 AM
April 27th, 10:51 AM-Banned from Soonerfans for trolling and other assorted faggotry; plot revenge on Dean.

April 27th, 10:52 AM- Google Maps yields no relevant results for “Dean’s stupid ranch for jerks.” Give up.

you googled the wrong thing. google "dude ranch"

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e5/Gay_cowboys.jpg

My Opinion Matters
5/2/2011, 11:43 AM
April 28th, 11:43 AM- Black person cuts in line at KFC.

April 28th, 11:44 AM- Kill him for spreading AIDS.

yermom
5/2/2011, 11:44 AM
"faggotry" is a word not utilized near enough

My Opinion Matters
5/2/2011, 11:44 AM
April 28th , 11:59 AM- Smoke PCP in KFC parking lot.

April 28th, 12:01 PM- Fight cops.

My Opinion Matters
5/2/2011, 11:45 AM
April 28th, 3:45 PM- Boss walks in while masturbating.

April 28th, 3:46 PM- Finish anyway.

My Opinion Matters
5/2/2011, 11:46 AM
April 29th 6:16 AM- Accidentally glance at old man’s nutsack in the locker room.

April 29th, 6:20 AM- Still looking.

My Opinion Matters
5/2/2011, 11:48 AM
April 29th, 10:11 AM- Eat entire bag of Cheetos.

April 29th, 10:12 AM- Pretend to give attractive co-worker a hug, wipe hands on shirt.

My Opinion Matters
5/2/2011, 11:49 AM
April 30th- Vow to spend more time with family.

April 30th- Wife leaves, takes kids.

My Opinion Matters
5/2/2011, 11:50 AM
April 31st-Feeling pretty good.

April 31st- Look for a receipt so I can return this ****ing calendar.

The
5/2/2011, 11:50 AM
http://michaelprescott.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451574c69e20134858a87a2970c-800wi

When's teh funny?

My Opinion Matters
5/2/2011, 11:51 AM
May 1st- Plan epic Soonerfans.com return, decide to wait for Monday (posting on the weekend is for homos); Osama Bin Laden announced dead.

May 1st- FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

My Opinion Matters
5/2/2011, 11:52 AM
http://michaelprescott.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451574c69e20134858a87a2970c-800wi

When's teh funny?

Eat baby; blame dingos.

The
5/2/2011, 11:54 AM
Eat baby; blame dingos.


That's generally a good plan. Nay, the BEST plan.

Howzit
5/2/2011, 12:10 PM
you googled the wrong thing. google "dude ranch"

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e5/Gay_cowboys.jpg

Eww, those guys should just go to a gay place or something.

My Opinion Matters
5/2/2011, 12:13 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e5/Gay_cowboys.jpg

Just wanted to bump this pic one more time. :hot:

soonerchk
5/2/2011, 12:18 PM
Eat baby; blame dingos.

Protestant babies taste like chicken.

Howzit
5/2/2011, 12:20 PM
Protestant babies taste like chicken.

The secret is in the batter.

My Opinion Matters
5/2/2011, 12:22 PM
If you have baby-cooking tips, now is the time and place.

DIB
5/2/2011, 12:25 PM
Let them marinate in breast milk for 24 hours. Lightly season. Then smoke on low heat until baby meat falls off the bone.

Jammin'
5/2/2011, 12:26 PM
Let them marinate in breast milk for 24 hours. Lightly season. Then smoke on low heat until baby meat falls off the bone.

If someone could figure out how to bottle the smell of properly smoked baby bits, Id wear it as cologne.

My Opinion Matters
5/2/2011, 12:29 PM
Let them marinate in breast milk for 24 hours. Lightly season. Then smoke on low heat until baby meat falls off the bone.

The bones make nice souveneir jewelry.

DIB
5/2/2011, 12:30 PM
The bones make nice souveneir jewelry.

I like to hollow them out and turn them into a pan flute.

Howzit
5/2/2011, 12:33 PM
If you skin them first you can deep fry it and have baby rinds for a snack.

My Opinion Matters
5/2/2011, 12:35 PM
This is precisely why I remain anonymous on the internet. This thread will be used against all of you in a deposition someday.

Mjcpr
5/2/2011, 12:36 PM
The secret is in the batter.

I don't care about the batter, maybe you and I could just play a little pitch and catch?

soonerchk
5/2/2011, 12:36 PM
Chicken fried with biscuits and gravy. The perfect post Mass Easter meal.

3rdgensooner
5/2/2011, 12:38 PM
This is precisely why I remain anonymous on the internet. This thread will be used against all of you in a deposition someday.
btdt

DIB
5/2/2011, 12:57 PM
btdt

Big Tittied Dick Taker?

3rdgensooner
5/2/2011, 12:58 PM
Big Tittied Dick Taker?
Yes, I mean no.

The
5/2/2011, 12:58 PM
Yes, I mean no.


Well, which is it?

3rdgensooner
5/2/2011, 01:01 PM
Exactly

The
5/2/2011, 01:04 PM
Exactly


That's what she said.

49r
5/2/2011, 01:31 PM
The secret is in the batter.

What do you put in your baby batter?

dynersooner
5/2/2011, 01:46 PM
April 31st-Feeling pretty good.

April 31st- Look for a receipt so I can return this ****ing calendar.

^fing genius!