For my 1000th post..

[soonerinkaty]

I just want to say one thing..

I've got an old jar of mustard, and a poodle. We're gonna put some D's in some A's, and listen to talk radio all night long. Its gonna be a good time.

[reflector]

Congratulations! 1000 posts is a very big deal. You should feel proud.

[Mongo]

I just want to say one thing..

I've got an old jar of mustard, and a poodle. We're gonna put some D's in some A's, and listen to talk radio all night long. Its gonna be a good time.

here's what we are talking about, we are talking about a bunch of hobos with fingers in each others' poopers in a stranger's car with talk radio playing really loud. it's gong to e a nice evening

[AlbqSooner]

Careful what you post. Someone will determine your name and location and turn you in to the local gendarmes. Freakin losers!

[Mongo]

do you know what I did last night? I drank a lava lamp and ****ed a german shepherd. Is that aweful or disgusting? or is that love?

[soonerinkaty]

Goose it boys!

[Mongo]

we will have sex in your prius!!! it will happen!!

[soonerinkaty]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Mongo again.

[Mongo]

we classed up your 1000th post thread real nice

[DIB]

Gator's bitches better be using jimmies!

[delhalew]

I don't recall any other lines, but honk if that is from the Other Guys.

[Mongo]

Gator's bitches better be using jimmies!

HEY HEY HEY!!! IF I WANTED TO HEAR YOU TALK, I WOULD JAM MY ARM UP YOUR *** AND WORK YOUR MOUTH LIKE A PUPPET!!!

[DIB]

OK, first off: a lion, swimming in the ocean. Lions don't like water. If you placed it near a river or some sort of fresh water source, that make sense. But you find yourself in the ocean, 20 foot wave, I'm assuming off the coast of South Africa, coming up against a full grown 800 pound tuna with his 20 or 30 friends, you lose that battle, you lose that battle 9 times out of 10. And guess what, you've wandered into our school of tuna and we now have a taste of lion. We've talked to ourselves. We've communicated and said 'You know what, lion tastes good, let's go get some more lion'. We've developed a system to establish a beach-head and aggressively hunt you and your family and we will corner your pride, your children, your offspring.

[Mongo]

I am a peacock!!!! You gotta let me fly!!!

[soonerinkaty]

Desk pop!

[soonerinkaty]

Thank you to everyone for classing this mutha****a up. I love you :)

[olevetonahill]

Thank you to everyone for classing this mutha****a up. I love you :)

classing? Hell I tried to Azzing it up.:D