The state of Sobriety is strange

[olevetonahill]

I dont like it, I dont like it a dayum bit

[Curly Bill]

Well do something about it!

[olevetonahill]

Well do something about it!

I werkin on it Bro. I even made 2 threads so that should show how much I dont like it :cool:

[Curly Bill]

I've been in a constant state of sobriety going on two straight weeks tomorrow. My problem is I'm very much a social drinker and I haven't been very social lately. :D

[olevetonahill]

I've been in a constant state of sobriety going on two straight weeks tomorrow. My problem is I'm very much a social drinker and I haven't been very social lately. :D

Ima Anti social dranker, I hate it when peeps try to help me drank up my booze :mad:

[Curly Bill]

:D

[Soonerus]

Sobriety is cool ...

[SteelCitySooner]

I am cool.. ugh hate to admit it here on this board..

[Chuck Bao]

I don't like being social either. So, Olevet and I make the perfect drinking partners - we can get drunk and just ignore each other.

[StoopTroup]

Sobriety is cool ...

But does she like to do the nasty?

[Turd_Ferguson]

I drink alone, yeah
With nobody else
I drink alone, yeah
With nobody else
You know when I drink alone
I prefer to be by myself

Every morning just before breakfast
I don't want no coffee or tea
Just me and good buddy Wiser
That's all I ever need
'Cause I drink alone, yeah
With nobody else
Yeah, you know when I drink alone
I prefer to be by myself

The other night I laid sleeping
And I woke from a terrible dream
So I got up my pal Jack Daniel's
And his partner Jimmy Beam
And we drank alone, yeah
With nobody else
Yeah, you know when I drink alone
I prefer to be by myself

The other day I got invited to a party
But I stayed home instead
Just me and my pal Johnny Walker
And his brothers Black and Red
And we drank alone, yeah
With nobody else
Yeah, you know when I drink alone
I prefer to be by myself

My whole family done give up on me
And it makes me feel oh so bad
The only one who will hang out with me
Is my dear Old Grand-Dad
And we drink alone, yeah
With nobody else
Yeah, you know when I drink alone
I prefer to be by myself


Story of my life...

[olevetonahill]

Ya say that like its a BAD thing .

[StoopTroup]

Get a haircut....and get a real job....

Wait.

You already did that.....

let me get back to ya....

[olevetonahill]

Ill get a hair cut, Just as soon as You pick one out to cut.:P

[StoopTroup]

lol How about one of them that is growing out of yer ear lobe.....:D

[olevetonahill]

lol How about one of them that is growing out of yer ear lobe.....:D

Used to have one er 2 that grew out the top of my ear, Aint seen em in ferever

[AlboSooner]

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[Collier11]

im going to drink tonight, and it will be allsome

[sooner59]

I drank Tuesday, Wednesday....oh and Thursday and Friday. Tonight...I expect drinking as well. Knowing that I am about to graduate with yet another degree has me on cruise control. :D

[StoopTroup]

im going to drink tonight, and it will be allsome

So we all gettin' some....coo

[AlbqSooner]

Sobriety works for me. Took a while to get to where I agree with Rus that sobriety is cool, but I finally got there.

Having said that, I really do enjoy hangin with a bunch of drunks. Its better than cable tv.

[StoopTroup]

When you say it's cool.....do you mean it lowered the temperature of your urine?

[texaspokieokie]

I werkin on it Bro. I even made 2 threads so that should show how much I dont like it :cool:

i went to the horsey races & Lone Star Park, about 3 miles south of here.

i had 5 or 6 drinks with scrotch in them. i felt good.

didn't care if i won or lost.

i lost; but i'm very conservative. only about 30 bucks. very nice afternoon !!!!

[AlbqSooner]

When you say it's cool.....do you mean it lowered the temperature of your urine?

I am not sure what the temp of my urine is nowdays. I seldom pizz my pants since I quit drinking.:)