View Full Version : Your Schtick
StoopTroup
4/27/2011, 02:40 PM
Post a pic of your schtick. Remember though....this is a Family Board.
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c333/stooptroup/schtick.jpg
KuppiKunta
4/27/2011, 03:22 PM
I'm a dick, I'm a dick, I'm a dick.
Romulus
4/27/2011, 03:24 PM
I'm a dick like kunta.
soonerchk
4/27/2011, 03:38 PM
I have no schtick. :sad panda
mgsooner
4/27/2011, 03:41 PM
What's the deal with airplane peanuts?
C&CDean
4/27/2011, 03:54 PM
So your schtick is stupid?
I guess you missed out on the announcement. We're trying to get along here. You're being a dick. More timeout.
soonerchk
4/27/2011, 03:59 PM
I still don't understand why you can say dick but not p iss. What is up with that?
C&CDean
4/27/2011, 04:00 PM
You can say tit but you can't say *****. Weird, I know.
soonerchk
4/27/2011, 04:01 PM
but boobs are okay?
This is a strange strange filter you've got here.
3rdgensooner
4/27/2011, 04:02 PM
What is "stupid stained steel"?
C&CDean
4/27/2011, 04:02 PM
Don't look at me. I'm just the janitor. Take it up with management.
Don't look at me. I'm just the janitor. Take it up with management.
Who the hell is that?
As far as I know, you're the only mod here. Who exactly runs this place, My Opinion Matters? I hope so, I like that kid.
royalfan5
4/27/2011, 04:06 PM
My schtick is second rate Husker fan.
Cheez-It
4/27/2011, 04:07 PM
What is "stupid stained steel"?
I think it is a slain term.
That bitch is crazy. She was stupid drunk yo.
Or some such...
Jammin'
4/27/2011, 04:07 PM
I have a black schtick.
RIP: Kunta and Rom.
C&CDean
4/27/2011, 04:08 PM
Who the hell is that?
As far as I know, you're the only mod here. Who exactly runs this place, My Opinion Matters? I hope so, I like that kid.
You're acting like this place is, like real or something. You will awaken from your dream soon.
You're acting like this place is, like real or something. You will awaken from your dream soon.
God I hope so. No one told me acid lasted this long.
C&CDean
4/27/2011, 04:10 PM
trippin...
As far as I know, you're the only mod here. Who exactly runs this place
There are others. But things got weird a while back.
We don't see the others 'round these parts much any more.
Also, we don't talk much about events that caused the changes 'round here.
3rdgensooner
4/27/2011, 04:21 PM
So it's like Stepford message board?
So it's like Stepford message board?
It's best not to talk about it...
There are others. But things got weird a while back.
We don't see the others 'round these parts much any more.
Also, we don't talk much about events that caused the changes 'round here.
There are legends? Forbidden stories?? Secret Societies???
http://content8.flixster.com/photo/11/10/78/11107882_gal.jpg
Tell us of Tomorrow Tomorrow Land, C'pn...
C&CDean
4/27/2011, 04:25 PM
Peter Pan has tits.
Peter Pan has tits.
Everything is better with tits.
dynersooner
4/27/2011, 04:26 PM
Peter Pan has tits.
Mods, Does Tinker Bell have tits?
soonerchk
4/27/2011, 04:27 PM
Mods, Does Tinker Bell have tits?
They aren't very big if she does. She'd never get off the ground.
C&CDean
4/27/2011, 04:27 PM
Mods, Does Tinker Bell have tits?
No, she's a fairy ya dumas.
It's best not to talk about it...
STORY TIME!!!!
Board History is Important.
"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it"
-Don Cheadle.
There are legends? Forbidden stories?? Secret Societies???
http://content8.flixster.com/photo/11/10/78/11107882_gal.jpg
Tell us of Tomorrow Tomorrow Land, C'pn...
The legend of the South Oval is filled with wonderment. Wonderment and delight! With time, many stories will reveal themselves to you, and you will be amazed!!!
But never talk about them, else ye be banished forever!!!!
dynersooner
4/27/2011, 04:32 PM
No, she's a fairy ya dumas.
"The Count of Monte Cristo by Alexander Dumbass???"
"oh, Dean, thats a good one. you'll like it."
Aldebaran
4/27/2011, 04:32 PM
We want peace and harmony = OUI OW IW folks better shut the hell up while the house get's cleansed. Slobodan would be proud.
C&CDean
4/27/2011, 04:33 PM
"The Count of Monte Cristo by Alexander Dumbass???"
"oh, Dean, thats a good one. you'll like it."
Well it ain't no Harry Potter but it's a damn fine sammich.
C&CDean
4/27/2011, 04:33 PM
We want peace and harmony = OUI OW IW folks better shut the hell up while the house get's cleansed. Slobodan would be proud.
So, you gonna dick it all up too huh?
CrimsonJim
4/27/2011, 04:33 PM
http://www.olevetpossehideout.com/forums/images/smilies/woboobs.gif
Aldebaran
4/27/2011, 04:34 PM
So, you gonna dick it all up too huh?
Just following your lead, sir.
C&CDean
4/27/2011, 04:35 PM
Just following your lead, sir.
No, you're not. You're following the lead of the other dicks who are currently holding hands in timeout. Maybe we could make it a 3 person circle jerk over there?
dynersooner
4/27/2011, 04:37 PM
We want peace and harmony = OUI OW IW folks better shut the hell up while the house get's cleansed. Slobodan would be proud.
slob your own don, you autofellater!!!
C&CDean
4/27/2011, 04:38 PM
slob your own don, you autofellater!!!
You'd do it too if'n you could. Don't lie.
Actually, Alde does have a point. This thread is TROUP being a dick. Kuppi called him on it, and gets banned.
Which, it is generally good policy to ban Kup whenever possible. I support that wholeheartedly.
C&CDean
4/27/2011, 04:40 PM
Actually, Alde does have a point. This thread is TROUP being a dick. Kuppi called him on it, and gets banned.
Which, it is generally good policy to ban Kup whenever possible. I support that wholeheartedly.
Well that's just like your opinion man.
Actually, ST was trying to lighten it up and then Kunta made a dick move.
CrimsonJim
4/27/2011, 04:42 PM
http://apprising.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/Get-Along.jpg
Well that's just like your opinion man.
Actually, ST was trying to lighten it up and then Kunta made a dick move.
Of course he did. He's a dick. What else is a dick going to do?
C&CDean
4/27/2011, 04:43 PM
Of course he did. He's a dick. What else is a dick going to do?
Well there is that...
Now that we got that settled, tell us the story of the Lost Mods....
Now that we got that settled, tell us the story of the Lost Mods....
Tread lightly young man. You're venturing into a world of darkness and...EEEEEE-villl.
C&CDean
4/27/2011, 04:47 PM
Now that we got that settled, tell us the story of the Lost Mods....
Someday when I have more time I will tell that tale, but for now, nah.
Jammin'
4/27/2011, 04:47 PM
Now that we got that settled, tell us the story of the Lost Mods....
I'm also interested in this story. (blacks like to look back in history you know)
Aldebaran
4/27/2011, 04:48 PM
I'd rather wait until there are softer hands in the circlejerk. But, I do think it's interesting that you aren't managing perceptions a little more diplomatically for someone who has indicated they are interested in trying to make a transition work out. Take that as dickish. Challenging. or you don't GAS what I think.
C&CDean
4/27/2011, 04:50 PM
I'm also interested in this story. (blacks like to look at big booty you know)
That's racist.
Cheez-It
4/27/2011, 04:52 PM
Good to see some things never change!!
Jammin'
4/27/2011, 04:52 PM
That's racist.
You really dont like black people do you? Other than laughing at them.
C&CDean
4/27/2011, 04:54 PM
I'd rather wait until there are softer hands in the circlejerk. But, I do think it's interesting that you aren't managing perceptions a little more diplomatically for someone who has indicated they are interested in trying to make a transition work out. Take that as dickish. Challenging. or you don't GAS what I think.
I'll take it as you intended it - however that may be.
Unless you're a blind, deaf retard you can see what's been going on over here. How I "manage perceptions" (whatever the hell that means), isn't the point. We've got SFers and OUIers going at each other all ****ing day. I'm sick of it. SFers have seen the ban hammer today as well. Quit acting like it's all you guys. Unless we can all learn to find a way to coexist then it's not going to be pretty around here. And by that I mean uglier than it already is.
C&CDean
4/27/2011, 04:55 PM
You really dont like black people do you? Other than laughing at them.
Pretty much. Yeah, pretty much.
OU_Sooners75
4/27/2011, 04:56 PM
Good to see some things never change!!
Laaaaa Laaaaa Laaa, cant hear you. Laaaaal Laaaaa Laaa, cant hear you.
:pop:
Unless we can all learn to find a way to coexist then it's not going to be pretty around here. And by that I mean uglier than it already is.
My suggestion: MOD ME.
CrimsonJim
4/27/2011, 04:59 PM
My suggestion: MOD ME.
Now that's funny right thar, I don't care who ya are! :D
OU_Sooners75
4/27/2011, 04:59 PM
My suggestion: MOD ME.
Those that continuously beg for powers usually do not make good moderators.
Keep beggin though, it is funny!
C&CDean
4/27/2011, 04:59 PM
My suggestion: MOD ME.
Riiiiight. I'll get right on it sparky.
Those that continuously beg for powers usually do not make good moderators.
Keep beggin though, it is funny!
Not begging. Offering the most obvious solution.
OU_Sooners75
4/27/2011, 05:00 PM
My suggestion: MOUNT ME.
FIFY:eek:
Jammin'
4/27/2011, 05:00 PM
Unless we can all learn to find a way to coexist then it's not going to be pretty around here. And by that I mean uglier than it already is.
Dean, seriously, let the race stuff go.
As an olive branch you should mod me and I'll bring soul to the non-dancers.
OU_Sooners75
4/27/2011, 05:01 PM
Not begging. Offering the most obvious solution.
Which is what? Give some noob the keys to wreckin the place even worse than what it was before he/she got here?
Yeah, that sounds like good advice.
C&CDean
4/27/2011, 05:01 PM
Dean, seriously, let the race stuff go.
You first.
OU_Sooners75
4/27/2011, 05:02 PM
nm
SoCaliSooner
4/27/2011, 05:03 PM
What. Did. You. Do. Dean?
CrimsonJim
4/27/2011, 05:03 PM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_0HQw_6YxW9g/S1ENmgjaavI/AAAAAAAABKo/fbe4rGw9CSs/s400/SchtickHappens.jpg
OU_Sooners75
4/27/2011, 05:08 PM
What. Did. You. Do. Dean?
He. Allowed. You. To. Stay. A. Member. Of. SF.com.
:texan:
Jammin'
4/27/2011, 05:09 PM
nm
Thank you for editing your first remark.
SoCaliSooner
4/27/2011, 05:15 PM
He. Allowed. You. To. Stay. A. Member. Of. SF.com.
:texan:
I am cool though and like everybody.
OU_Sooners75
4/27/2011, 05:35 PM
Thank you for editing your first remark.
I didnt do it for you.
delhalew
4/27/2011, 06:31 PM
Peter Pan has tits.
Now that you mention it, I once ****ed an actress from NYC who played a foul mouthed Peter Pan on the show Arli$$. Anybody remember that show?
C&CDean
4/27/2011, 06:40 PM
Now that you mention it, I once ****ed an actress from NYC who played a foul mouthed Peter Pan on the show Arli$$. Anybody remember that show?
No, but I'm old enough to remember the 1960 release of Peter Pan and her name wasn't Peter. It was Mary. ****ing trannies even back then...
delhalew
4/27/2011, 06:43 PM
As someone who has been here for years, but not nearly as long as some, this thread is ****ing surreal.
C&CDean
4/27/2011, 06:44 PM
No doubt.
delhalew
4/27/2011, 06:47 PM
No, but I'm old enough to remember the 1960 release of Peter Pan and her name wasn't Peter. It was Mary. ****ing trannies even back then...Come on, Dean. Don't say trannies in that tone. Trannies are to be treasured.
C&CDean
4/27/2011, 07:00 PM
Come on, Dean. Don't say trannies in that tone. Trannies are to be treasured.
Sure. But only if it's a turbo 350 in an El Camino...
delhalew
4/27/2011, 07:17 PM
Sure. But only if it's a turbo 350 in an El Camino...
Talk American frijole ****er:D
No, you're not. You're following the lead of the other dicks who are currently holding hands in timeout. Maybe we could make it a 3 person circle jerk over there?
It's a message board dude relax. Seriously what do you do for a living??
C&CDean
4/27/2011, 07:22 PM
It's a message board dude relax. Seriously what do you do for a living??
Hit man. Mexican mafia. joo got a problem wit tat?
I said seriously. No joke intended.
I also would like my title "sooner rookie" to read OSU studmuffin. I'm out for the night fellers, have a good one guys!!!!!
StoopTroup
4/27/2011, 07:30 PM
Of course he did. He's a dick. What else is a dick going to do?
Dean....
Is this what you call getting along?
C&CDean
4/27/2011, 07:31 PM
Dean....
Is this what you call getting along?
He wasn't talking about you Greg.
StoopTroup
4/27/2011, 07:33 PM
He wasn't talking about you Greg.
It's hard to tell.
One minute he's upset about his buddy getting banned and the next he's telling you it should be OK for him to be a dick to me.
Spring
4/27/2011, 08:19 PM
http://cdn0.knowyourmeme.com/i/9987/original/internet_serious_business_framed.jpg?1250726872
StoopTroup
4/27/2011, 08:24 PM
http://cdn0.knowyourmeme.com/i/9987/original/internet_serious_business_framed.jpg?1250726872
What's your point?
Back to posting pictures without expressing how you feel? I guess that's a Schtick.
picasso
4/27/2011, 08:29 PM
It's hard to tell.
One minute he's upset about his buddy getting banned and the next he's telling you it should be OK for him to be a dick to me.
Please be more specific. I'm finding it hard to pick just one pecker out of the bunch.
Jammin'
4/27/2011, 08:32 PM
I didnt do it for you.
Dishwashers everywhere salute you. Blacks too.
SoCaliSooner
4/27/2011, 08:33 PM
This is counterproductive.
jk the sooner fan
4/27/2011, 08:35 PM
i've got a vibe....there's mocking and insincerity afoot
SoCaliSooner
4/27/2011, 08:43 PM
i've got a vibe....there's mocking and insincerity afoot
Not on my end. This place is either going to be great or implode. It's one of the few sites left with traffic and it would be a shame for it to go to pot due to hurt feelings, inability to leave things on the net, and people just pushing buttons.
Use ignore and take a break.
jk the sooner fan
4/27/2011, 08:47 PM
where is that sarcasm font....
SoCaliSooner
4/27/2011, 08:52 PM
where is that sarcasm font....
Hey, you don't want to help, p*ss off. You've stated many tines you have other places to go.
StoopTroup
4/27/2011, 08:54 PM
Not on my end. This place is either going to be great or implode. It's one of the few sites left with traffic and it would be a shame for it to go to pot due to hurt feelings, inability to leave things on the net, and people just pushing buttons.
Use ignore and take a break.
It's always been great. I'm trying to figure out why it would implode.
jk the sooner fan
4/27/2011, 08:57 PM
Hey, you don't want to help, p*ss off. You've stated many tines you have other places to go.
i know you better than that!
:)
SoCaliSooner
4/27/2011, 08:57 PM
It's always been great. I'm trying to figure out why it would implode.
Turmoil on boards ruins them.
SoCaliSooner
4/27/2011, 09:09 PM
i know you better than that!
:)
I am sorry your friends in Kansas filed for bankruptcy. That wasn't my fault either. Holding grudges in order to keep friction going isn't going to make things better.
StoopTroup
4/27/2011, 09:10 PM
Turmoil on boards ruins them.
Who creates turmoil?
jk the sooner fan
4/27/2011, 09:10 PM
i have friends in Kansas?
Jammin'
4/27/2011, 09:15 PM
I have friends in Kansas.
But they're not poor.
jk the sooner fan
4/27/2011, 09:16 PM
do i need to find friends in Kansas? is this necessary?
Jammin'
4/27/2011, 09:32 PM
I'm originally from Missouri, so my take on kansas is more than a little biased.
But then again, my wife is from Kansas.
And finally, so are my in-laws.
Color me confused.
SoCaliSooner
4/27/2011, 09:32 PM
Who creates turmoil?
Anybody and everybody. Me as well as you. You're no more innocent than me.
AlboSooner
4/27/2011, 09:34 PM
Stop bad-mouthing my shtick
OULenexaman
4/28/2011, 10:10 AM
I'm originally from Missouri, so my take on kansas is more than a little biased.
But then again, my wife is from Kansas.
And finally, so are my in-laws.
Color me confused.
I thought you were already colored??
Jammin'
4/28/2011, 10:15 AM
I thought you were already colored??
Wanna see my purple crayon?
OULenexaman
4/28/2011, 10:17 AM
sounds small...
OULenexaman
4/28/2011, 10:19 AM
nah....a birth certificate will do...
Jammin'
4/28/2011, 10:20 AM
sounds small...
But I weild it with the precision of man who's done hard time.
Spring
4/28/2011, 10:31 AM
Wanna see my purple crayon?
You cannay say Purple Crayon on the internets.
You cannay say Purple Crayon on the internets.
That's already been determined.
soonerchk
4/28/2011, 10:32 AM
I see this is going exceedingly well.
I see this is going exceedingly well.
Pipe down, toots.
OULenexaman
4/28/2011, 10:33 AM
But I weild it with the precision of man who's done hard time. I thought so....saw you in the soap thread.
Jammin'
4/28/2011, 10:55 AM
You cannay say Purple Crayon on the internets.
nobody's modding this place, we can say all kinds of things we usually can't:
buffalo gap!
see!
I thought so....saw you in the soap thread.
I know hoods.
soonerchk
4/28/2011, 11:03 AM
Pipe down, toots.
Shut it barefoot Keebler boy.
Shut it barefoot Keebler boy.
I'm fun sized.
soonerchk
4/28/2011, 11:07 AM
I'm fun sized.
Tis true. It's fun to toss you. And your hands are much bigger than socali's.
*translation - The and Socali are not the tallest of men, therefore we get to toss them for distance at tailgates. Probably a true story*
3rdgensooner
4/28/2011, 11:09 AM
*translation - The and Socali are not the tallest of men, therefore we get to toss them for distance at tailgates. Probably a true story*
Speak for yourself, I ain't tossing anyone.
Speak for yourself, I ain't tossing anyone.
TOSS ME TOSS ME!!!
SoCaliSooner
4/28/2011, 11:38 AM
Tis true. It's fun to toss you. And your hands are much bigger than socali's.
*translation - The and Socali are not the tallest of men, therefore we get to toss them for distance at tailgates. Probably a true story*
Posters who have met me remarked I am taller than they thought. You people don't understand your mean word powers and how they make perception seem all real.
I am palming an NBA basketball right now just to ease your hate speech.
OULenexaman
4/28/2011, 12:06 PM
Shut it barefoot Keebler boy. yummmm.....Keebler makes the best crackers...
StoopTroup
4/28/2011, 12:17 PM
Anybody and everybody. Me as well as you. You're no more innocent than me.
So....if I post a thread and you post in it....It's Turmoil?
If you post a thread and I don't post in it....it's not turmoil?
I'm really trying to understand you here....
Turd_Ferguson
4/28/2011, 12:23 PM
So....if I post a thread and you post in it....It's Turmoil?
If you post a thread and I don't post in it....it's not turmoil?
I'm really trying to understand you here....ST, arguing with these dip****'s is like wrassl'n with a pig in the mud...sooner or later, your gonna realize the pig enjoys it...
StoopTroup
4/28/2011, 12:25 PM
ST, arguing with these dip****'s is like wrassl'n with a pig in the mud...sooner or later, your gonna realize the pig enjoys it...
I'm not arguing...
I'm trying to get along. I think a real effort on folks should take place.
If the Ignore feature on the board has been turned off....that would suck as then you wouldn't be able to ignore someone and that might really mess this place up.
Aldebaran
4/28/2011, 12:26 PM
ST, arguing with these dip****'s is like wrassl'n with a pig in the mud...sooner or later, your gonna realize the pig enjoys it...
Tell us more about your experience "wrestling pigs" and how you came to realize that the pig enjoys it. :pop:
Pervert.
Turd_Ferguson
4/28/2011, 12:27 PM
I'm not arguing...
I'm trying to get along.Good luck in your endeavors...
SoCaliSooner
4/28/2011, 12:34 PM
So....if I post a thread and you post in it....It's Turmoil?
If you post a thread and I don't post in it....it's not turmoil?
I'm really trying to understand you here....
Being antagonizing isn't limited to one person or group, Greg. If people want to crap on other people or their threads or posts they're going to do it. You can play dumb but it seems the hammer is going to fall regardless.
ST, arguing with these dip****'s is like wrassl'n with a pig in the mud...sooner or later, your gonna realize the pig enjoys it...
Who peed in your Cheerios?
soonerchk
4/28/2011, 01:06 PM
ST, arguing with these dip****'s is like wrassl'n with a pig in the mud...sooner or later, your gonna realize the pig enjoys it...
I find myself quite delightsome.
Chuck Bao
4/28/2011, 01:16 PM
I guess everyone is just revealing their "schtick" in this here thread, just as the OP asked.
With so many dicks...well being dicks...we could call it what it is - a gay pride parade. Everyone watching may not enjoy it or approve, but it is fun to participate.
And, you girl posters...you get to be dicks or honorary dicks for the day. You got it down, girlfriend.
At least this thread is 100x more entertaining than those cut-and-paste political jobbies and then some peeps getting all butt hurt over someone daring to disagree with them.
And that, dear folks, proves the old adage that it is better to be a dick than an *******.
Good thread, StoopTroup!!!
I guess everyone is just revealing their "schtick" in this here thread, just as the OP asked.
With so many dicks...well being dicks...we could call it what it is - a gay pride parade. Everyone watching may not enjoy it or approve, but it is fun to participate.
And, you girl posters...you get to be dicks or honorary dicks for the day. You got it down, girlfriend.
At least this thread is 100x more entertaining than those cut-and-paste political jobbies and then some peeps getting all butt hurt over someone daring to disagree with them.
And that, dear folks, proves the old adage that it is better to be a dick than an *******.
Good thread, StoopTroup!!!
Do I make you horny?
soonerchk
4/28/2011, 01:17 PM
And, you girl posters...you get to be dicks or honorary dicks for the day.
Is that a new name for strap on?
Chuck Bao
4/28/2011, 01:26 PM
Do I make you horny?
Not really. Okay, not at all. Please don't take offense or anything.
Oh no! I don't want to get ban hammered by Dean.
Not really. Okay, not at all.
Why not?
Spring
4/28/2011, 01:31 PM
Why not?
Give him some AGWA... then you will make his horny.
Give him some AGWA... then you will make his horny.
AGWA solves all.
Chuck Bao
4/28/2011, 01:37 PM
Is that a new name for strap on?
I think, by definition, a girl has got to accessorize. How a girl or a guy accessorizes their online persona is up to them, as it should be.
Frankly speaking, I like it when you mix it up with the guys. It makes it all seem a little more real and I am talking metaphorically, of course.
Jammin'
4/28/2011, 01:39 PM
Not really. Okay, not at all. Please don't take offense or anything.
Oh no! I don't want to get ban hammered by Dean.
offending The is not a bannable offense...that I've seen at least.
Then again, I'm not sure I've seen anyone offend The?
offending The is not a bannable offense...that I've seen at least.
Then again, I'm not sure I've seen anyone offend The?
Amy did. Offended my eyes.
**Edit: Inside Joke. Amy was a poster on the IW that posted a picture of a whale in a bathtub.
3rdgensooner
4/28/2011, 01:42 PM
And, you girl posters...you get to be dicks or honorary dicks for the day. No thank you.
soonerchk
4/28/2011, 01:44 PM
I think, by definition, a girl has got to accessorize. How a girl or a guy accessorizes their online persona is up to them, as it should be.
Frankly speaking, I like it when you mix it up with the guys. It makes it all seem a little more real and I am talking metaphorically, of course.
They don't skeer me!
Except twiltron and that's because he stalks me.
*inside joke - he prolly doesn't actually stalk me, at least not that I've seen. He does however follow me from board to board and monitor my FB*
Chuck Bao
4/28/2011, 01:48 PM
Why not?
Well, your sweet looking avatar for one. I somehow don't think you look nearly that neat. And, it certainly doesn't fit your devil-may-care posting style.
Secondly, I need at least 3 dinner dates before I officially get horny. Unofficially, we'd probably need to keep it on the sly.
Well, your sweet looking avatar for one. I somehow don't think you look nearly that neat. And, it certainly doesn't fit your devil-may-care posting style.
Secondly, I need at least 3 dinner dates before I officially get horny. Unofficially, we'd probably need to keep it on the sly.
You want me. Face it.
Chuck Bao
4/28/2011, 01:53 PM
You want me. Face it.
I punched the last person who said that to me in the face.
Alright, we may have potential.
OutlandTrophy
4/28/2011, 01:54 PM
I punched the last person who said that to me in the face.
with your weiner or fist?
Jammin'
4/28/2011, 01:57 PM
They don't skeer me!
Except twiltron and that's because he stalks me.
*inside joke - he prolly doesn't actually stalk me, at least not that I've seen. He does however follow me from board to board and monitor my FB*
I've only really stalked you once....and that was because I thought the guy by the creek had weed. So I guess that really wasn't stalking YOU exactly, just using you to get my needs taken care of. <lob>
And that, dear folks, proves the old adage that it is better to be a dick than an *******.
We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an *******. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get ****ed by dicks. But dicks also **** *******s: *******s that just want to **** on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with *******s their way. But the only thing that can **** an ******* is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they **** too much or **** when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a ***** to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of **** that they become *******s themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from *** holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us **** this *******, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in ****!
It's interesting to see which words get past the naughty filter. Heh...
soonerchk
4/28/2011, 04:28 PM
This filter is fubared when I can call someone a dick but say I'm p issed off.
I think it's funny how ***** gets filtered out, but pussies doesn't.
OULenexaman
4/28/2011, 05:36 PM
so 2 pussies are greater and beat out 1 *****....weird
C&CDean
4/28/2011, 07:57 PM
Nice thread. Rock on.
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