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Romulus
4/27/2011, 12:30 AM
What does this entail

Crucifax Autumn
4/27/2011, 12:37 AM
You get free ballwashing weekly.

SoCaliSooner
4/27/2011, 12:51 AM
I have considered it but I highly doubt the benefits outweigh $1000, especially if moderation of posts is based on who tailgates with admin at games.

DIB
4/27/2011, 12:57 AM
I have considered it but I highly doubt the benefits outweigh $1000, especially if moderation of posts is based on who tailgates with admin at games.

For a thousand dollars, I better get a Saigon whore and several grams of coke.

SoCaliSooner
4/27/2011, 12:59 AM
For a thousand dollars, I better get a Saigon whore and several grams of coke.

I would think that would cover somebody for a year or two.

Adrian
4/27/2011, 07:01 AM
I have considered it but I highly doubt the benefits outweigh $1000, especially if moderation of posts is based on who tailgates with admin at games.

Socali, he doesn't just tailgate with these people; they are all his friends...

jk the sooner fan
4/27/2011, 07:08 AM
a fool and his money....

JDMT
4/27/2011, 07:32 AM
Hey, let's split a sponsorship!

jk the sooner fan
4/27/2011, 07:33 AM
the tailgates are actually pretty nice - when i used to go - i always dumped a $20 in the jar whether i ate much/anything or not

however they arent quite the drunkfests that the IW tailgates used to be - or what I observed of the one I went too

JDMT
4/27/2011, 07:41 AM
the tailgates are actually pretty nice - when i used to go - i always dumped a $20 in the jar whether i ate much/anything or not

however they arent quite the drunkfests that the IW tailgates used to be - or what I observed of the one I went too

VI?

jk the sooner fan
4/27/2011, 07:44 AM
if by "VI" you mean most in attendance - then yes

Billy Loomis
4/27/2011, 08:16 AM
What does this entail


http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dtTiO_cqL9U/TSIIcpLINbI/AAAAAAAAFrA/jRNJ2lmmEbM/s1600/its+a+trap.jpg

The
4/27/2011, 08:18 AM
the tailgates are actually pretty nice - when i used to go - i always dumped a $20 in the jar whether i ate much/anything or not

however they arent quite the drunkfests that the IW tailgates used to be - or what I observed of the one I went too


JUST??????

SoCaliSooner
4/27/2011, 08:18 AM
Billy, I know a police chief in Oklahoma with the last name of Loomis. Are you of relation?

SoCaliSooner
4/27/2011, 08:20 AM
the tailgates are actually pretty nice - when i used to go - i always dumped a $20 in the jar whether i ate much/anything or not


Your generosity... It's making my eyes wet. Dang it.

Billy Loomis
4/27/2011, 08:22 AM
Billy, I know a police chief in Oklahoma with the last name of Loomis. Are you of relation?

Is this him?

http://spectrumculture.com/assets/cadewey.gif

jk the sooner fan
4/27/2011, 08:28 AM
Your generosity... It's making my eyes wet. Dang it.

a mere penance to the three bills you'd surely drop for a hot dog and hamburger....

The
4/27/2011, 08:29 AM
a mere penance to the three bills you'd surely drop for a hot dog and hamburger....


JUST????

jk the sooner fan
4/27/2011, 08:30 AM
just what? if you have a question - spit it out or you'll sound like a retard with a stuttering problem

SoCaliSooner
4/27/2011, 08:31 AM
a mere penance to the three bills you'd surely drop for a hot dog and hamburger....

Come on now. You know I'd eat before I got there and I eat like Michigan foodstamp people on game day.

JLEW1818
4/27/2011, 08:31 AM
i have hidden webcam access to all your computers

jk the sooner fan
4/27/2011, 08:32 AM
Come on now. You know I'd eat before I got there and I eat like Michigan foodstamp people on game day.

just because you gave me landscaping advice doesnt mean i know your eating habits

The
4/27/2011, 08:34 AM
just because you gave me landscaping advice doesnt mean i know your eating habits


You're no Just.

jk the sooner fan
4/27/2011, 08:35 AM
You're no Just.

ok.......i'm not sure what your'e saying exactly, but i'll take your word for it

C&CDean
4/27/2011, 08:36 AM
I have considered it but I highly doubt the benefits outweigh $1000, especially if moderation of posts is based on who tailgates with admin at games.

See? You do good for a couple days, then you flick the dick switch. WTF is wrong with you?

Moderation of posts is based on the level of dickness. At the end of the day, you are a dick, in a great way. Certainly, everybody knows that.

C&CDean
4/27/2011, 08:37 AM
Socali, he doesn't just tailgate with these people; they are all his friends...

Funny guy you aren't.

Aldebaran
4/27/2011, 08:38 AM
English: Speak it I can.

SoCaliSooner
4/27/2011, 08:39 AM
See? You do good for a couple days, then you flick the dick switch. WTF is wrong with you?

Moderation of posts is based on the level of dickness. At the end of the day, you are a dick, in a great way. Certainly, everybody knows that.

I am stating opinion based on observation of posting/moderation. Not everybody is banned for making dickish comments, just some or few.

JDMT
4/27/2011, 08:41 AM
One thing about SoCal is he speaks the truth, but hey i'm JK a stupid sheep humper.

OutlandTrophy
4/27/2011, 08:45 AM
the mob to gobble SoCali's dick is hilarious.

C&CDean
4/27/2011, 08:46 AM
I am stating opinion based on observation of posting/moderation. Not everybody is banned for making dickish comments, just some or few.

Well we all know how opinions are...

Some people can make dickish comments and some people can't. It's like some people can cuss and people go "gee, that's quaint" and another guy cusses and they go "revolting filthy-mouthed pig." It's pretty much based on the entire body of work.

Besides, you don't have a clue who gets banned/not banned outside of you little inner circle jerk. You just whine about it - which itself is a bannable offense (read the rules). It's simple to me, if you can't be a dick without getting banned, stop being a dick.

C&CDean
4/27/2011, 08:48 AM
One thing about SoCal is he speaks the truth, but hey i'm JK a stupid sheep humper.

If by "truth" you mean "stereotypical horse****" then yeah, I'm buying what you're selling. Otherwise, not so much. Also, clear something up for me. Is this a personal attack on jk? cause I'm an okie, and I'm kinda slow.

texaspokieokie
4/27/2011, 08:49 AM
But, a dick doesn't know how to not be a dick.

jk the sooner fan
4/27/2011, 08:49 AM
the mob to gobble SoCali's dick is hilarious.

this

JDMT
4/27/2011, 08:49 AM
the mob to gobble SoCali's dick is hilarious.

Is gobbling the same as swallowing? I need clarification?

Aldebaran
4/27/2011, 08:50 AM
It's jk a joke. he used to go by 'just' on another forum.

C&CDean
4/27/2011, 08:51 AM
It's jk a joke. he used to go by 'just' on another forum.

English: speak it, por favor.

JDMT
4/27/2011, 08:52 AM
If by "truth" you mean "stereotypical horse****" then yeah, I'm buying what you're selling. Otherwise, not so much. Also, clear something up for me. Is this a personal attack on jk? cause I'm an okie, and I'm kinda slow.

It's an old IDUB joke, nothing more.

Billy Loomis
4/27/2011, 08:53 AM
this

that's nothing compared to the membership numbers of the olevet lemon-party.

SoCaliSooner
4/27/2011, 08:53 AM
Besides, you don't have a clue who gets banned/not banned outside of you little inner circle jerk. You just whine about it - which itself is a bannable offense (read the rules). It's simple to me, if you can't be a dick without getting banned, stop being a dick.

I haven't been whining, just weighing the benefits of sponsorship and financial investment with benefits, or more importantly, getting the benefit of the doubt from time to time. You yourself stated I went "days" without being a dick. So I guess that means, contrary to opinion, that I am not here just being a dick all day every day.

jk the sooner fan
4/27/2011, 08:54 AM
If by "truth" you mean "stereotypical horse****" then yeah, I'm buying what you're selling. Otherwise, not so much. Also, clear something up for me. Is this a personal attack on jk? cause I'm an okie, and I'm kinda slow.

its their cute way of using "jk" rather than the word "just" - they find it amusing

it's kind of like a joke told by a 6 year old that was sort of cute and funny the first time told - but then it gets repeated to the point of stupidity - but they still think its cute and funny

JDMT
4/27/2011, 09:02 AM
its their cute way of using "jk" rather than the word "just" - they find it amusing

it's kind of like a joke told by a 6 year old that was sort of cute and funny the first time told - but then it gets repeated to the point of stupidity - but they still think its cute and funny

Never thought it was either, just seeing if you had any memories of the good ole days.

C&CDean
4/27/2011, 09:02 AM
Here's my advice to everybody:

Speak mother****ing English that everybody can understand. The cute little inside jokes do more harm than good. Nobody gets it, and all it does is create an atmosphere that ain't fun. The board is in transition - like it or not - and it's high time we started to get along and stop all the bull****. In fact, I recommend starting over.

Welcome to the board OUI refugees. I don't have a clue what "IW" is, but you too I guess, sorta? Post early, post often. Speak English that we can all understand, don't be a dick, and we're all gonna get along just fine.

My Opinion Matters
4/27/2011, 09:03 AM
Power trip.

olevetonahill
4/27/2011, 09:04 AM
I agree Dean, And Just cleared My iggy list
Welcome all.

jk the sooner fan
4/27/2011, 09:05 AM
Never thought it was either, just seeing if you had any memories of the good ole days.

i wouldnt necessarily call those good ole days- for me it was more like a masochistic period in my message board life

Aldebaran
4/27/2011, 09:06 AM
This is clearly better.

SoCaliSooner
4/27/2011, 09:08 AM
i wouldnt necessarily call those good ole days- for me it was more like a masochistic period in my message board life

I called you friend then. Perhaps love truly will keep us together...forever.

That was in a '70's song.

C&CDean
4/27/2011, 09:09 AM
Power trip.

See, our first victim of the new and improved board. Act like a dick, take a break for a couple days.

Seriously folks, I'm trying here.

The
4/27/2011, 09:10 AM
i wouldnt necessarily call those good ole days- for me it was more like a masochistic period in my message board life


IT IS YOU!!!!!!

Oh, how many lonely nights I worried about you... cast about in the internet hinterlands, lonely, hungry, pursued by Stu...

C&CDean
4/27/2011, 09:10 AM
This is clearly better.

What is.

JDMT
4/27/2011, 09:10 AM
I'm Jason. I hate eggs, and i'm a shift worker.

jk the sooner fan
4/27/2011, 09:10 AM
I called you friend then. Perhaps love truly will keep us together...forever.

That was in a '70's song.

maybe you actually really meant it and i just never got it - clearly my problem!

C&CDean
4/27/2011, 09:10 AM
IT IS YOU!!!!!!

Oh, how many lonely nights I worried about you... cast about in the internet hinterlands, lonely, hungry, pursued by Stu...

Dang, that jk guy must have really got around.

The
4/27/2011, 09:11 AM
I'm Jason. I hate eggs, and i'm a shift worker.


How can a person hate eggs?

C&CDean
4/27/2011, 09:11 AM
I'm Jason. I hate eggs, and i'm a shift worker.

Hi Jason. Welcome to SF.AA.

StoopTroup
4/27/2011, 09:11 AM
I haven't been whining, just weighing the benefits of sponsorship and financial investment with benefits, or more importantly, getting the benefit of the doubt from time to time. You yourself stated I went "days" without being a dick. So I guess that means, contrary to opinion, that I am not here just being a dick all day every day.

There's nothing to weigh. You sign on here as a poster and most sign on as a Sooner. Act like one. Don't....then get the **** out

jk the sooner fan
4/27/2011, 09:11 AM
Dang, that jk guy must have really got around.

i wasnt good for their board either ;)

The
4/27/2011, 09:12 AM
Dang, that jk guy must have really got around.


I humped his son at a tailgate.

He didn't come back. :(

C&CDean
4/27/2011, 09:12 AM
How can a person hate eggs?

I know, right?

Actually, the guy who I buy tractors and equipment from at the John Deere store is about 380 lbs and doesn't eat eggs. He goes to sonic and gets a half-dozen breakfast burritos - no eggs. WTF?

The
4/27/2011, 09:12 AM
There's nothing to weigh. You sign on here as a poster and most sign on as a Sooner. Act like one. Don't....then get the **** out

Aren't we supposed to be speaking English now?

stoops the eternal pimp
4/27/2011, 09:13 AM
jk ruins every board he posts on

jk the sooner fan
4/27/2011, 09:13 AM
jk ruins every board he posts on

true - i'm back here now because there are more people to run off

JDMT
4/27/2011, 09:13 AM
There's nothing to weigh. You sign on here as a poster and most sign on as a Sooner. Act like one. Don't....then get the **** out

Can i too? I'm not a sooner..Oh, and i own a pitbull.

Billy Loomis
4/27/2011, 09:13 AM
The board is in transition - like it or not -

transitioning from what to what exactly?

jk the sooner fan
4/27/2011, 09:14 AM
I humped his son at a tailgate.

He didn't come back. :(

he's still in counseling - can i finally send you the bill for the co-payments?

C&CDean
4/27/2011, 09:14 AM
transitioning from what to what exactly?

From this POS to a different POS? Help me out here.

stoops the eternal pimp
4/27/2011, 09:15 AM
true - i'm back here now because there are more people to run off

its like you play a game of tennis by yourself with posters...

StoopTroup
4/27/2011, 09:15 AM
Can i too? I'm not a sooner..Oh, and i own a pitbull.

So what?

olevetonahill
4/27/2011, 09:15 AM
transitioning from what to what exactly?

Welcome Billy, Whos troll are you?

The
4/27/2011, 09:15 AM
From this POS to a different POS? Help me out here.


Something Wonderful...

SoCaliSooner
4/27/2011, 09:15 AM
There's nothing to weigh. You sign on here as a poster and most sign on as a Sooner.
SoCaliSooner is confused by this statement, but still rises above it.

C&CDean
4/27/2011, 09:16 AM
Can i too? I'm not a sooner..Oh, and i own a pitbull.

If it ain't a fightin' dog then it don't count.

stoops the eternal pimp
4/27/2011, 09:16 AM
i have a fighting ****

JDMT
4/27/2011, 09:16 AM
So what?

Exactly!

StoopTroup
4/27/2011, 09:17 AM
Aren't we supposed to be speaking English now?


Some of it is censored

Billy Loomis
4/27/2011, 09:17 AM
Welcome Billy, Whos troll are you?

who's iggy?

Mongo
4/27/2011, 09:18 AM
i have a fighting ****

and it's buff

C&CDean
4/27/2011, 09:18 AM
who's iggy?

The guy with one leg shorter than the other. DOH.

olevetonahill
4/27/2011, 09:19 AM
who's iggy?

Must be a Lib, answering a question with a question.

StoopTroup
4/27/2011, 09:19 AM
If it ain't a fightin' dog then it don't count.

I bet this is it...

http://www.jonco48.com/blog/sexy_dog.jpg

Sooner in Tampa
4/27/2011, 09:20 AM
Power trip.
HAHAHAHAHA...how did that work out for your dumb ***?

Tools be warned!! I see some vacations in the future for some of our posters.

Billy Loomis
4/27/2011, 09:21 AM
HAHAHAHAHA...how did that work out for your dumb ***?

Tools be warned!! I see some vacations in the future for some of our posters.


knights in white satin........

The
4/27/2011, 09:22 AM
knights in white satin........


http://asianposes.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/salute-pose-seo-you-jin-01.jpg

jk the sooner fan
4/27/2011, 09:22 AM
knights in white satin........

definitely IDUB alumni......

C&CDean
4/27/2011, 09:22 AM
HAHAHAHAHA...how did that work out for your dumb ***?

Tools be warned!! I see some vacations in the future for some of our posters.

Dude, seriously. If you can't take the high road right now then get off the highway.

JDMT
4/27/2011, 09:23 AM
Sup Tampa!!!

Sooner in Tampa
4/27/2011, 09:23 AM
the mob to gobble SoCali's dick is hilarious.

BINGO!! Just wait...it will get better...or worse.

The
4/27/2011, 09:24 AM
Oh I see irony in the near future..

Sooner in Tampa
4/27/2011, 09:24 AM
definitely IDUB alumni......

Ya think?

Mongo
4/27/2011, 09:24 AM
it has been a while since I have had my dick gobbled.

SoCaliSooner
4/27/2011, 09:25 AM
Long time no sista Tampa. Today is a day of new beginnings.

C&CDean
4/27/2011, 09:26 AM
I said the high road people. Last warning.

JDMT
4/27/2011, 09:27 AM
Oh I see irony in the near future..

http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t267/jdmt37/funny-cow-1.gif

jk the sooner fan
4/27/2011, 09:28 AM
i think i'll go back to my other board for awhile rather than wait for the hammer to fall for saying something idiotic

:)

olevetonahill
4/27/2011, 09:29 AM
Long time posters 2
nOObs 0

I think the nOObs are winning this one.

StoopTroup
4/27/2011, 09:30 AM
Long time posters 2
nOObs 0

I think the nOObs are winning this one.

Morning Vet. :pop:

SoCaliSooner
4/27/2011, 09:31 AM
it has been a while since I have had my dick gobbled.

My wife has been providing me post knee op beejay even while I am in the knee bendy machine...

Aldebaran
4/27/2011, 09:31 AM
What is.

JK acts like the other board was his personal hell. But, I don't see him being carried around on the shoulders of indeginous SF folks. It's innersting is all.

Not surprising... but innersting. :pop:

The
4/27/2011, 09:31 AM
i think i'll go back to my other board for awhile rather than wait for the hammer to fall for saying something idiotic

:)


TAKE ME WITH YOU!

I want to check out your digs.

StoopTroup
4/27/2011, 09:31 AM
My wife has been providing me post knee op beejay even while I am in the knee bendy machine...

pics. Dean posted his...now it's your turn.

olevetonahill
4/27/2011, 09:32 AM
Morning Vet. :pop:

Merning bro
Low score wins this deal.;)

JDMT
4/27/2011, 09:33 AM
i think i'll go back to my other board for awhile rather than wait for the hammer to fall for saying something idiotic

:)

stusgarage.com?

Romulus
4/27/2011, 09:35 AM
I agree Dean, And Just cleared My iggy list
Welcome all.

I'm glad we are all friends. I cleared my iggy list too

olevetonahill
4/27/2011, 09:35 AM
TAKE ME WITH YOU!

I want to check out your digs.

http://slickdawg.com/

Mongo
4/27/2011, 09:36 AM
My wife has been providing me post knee op beejay even while I am in the knee bendy machine...

pics or it didnt happen

The
4/27/2011, 09:36 AM
http://slickdawg.com/


Bant.

JDMT
4/27/2011, 09:36 AM
Group hug!!!!

C&CDean
4/27/2011, 09:37 AM
stusgarage.com?

There ya go. Something we can all direct our vitriol towards and be safe.

Romulus
4/27/2011, 09:38 AM
Long time posters 2
nOObs 0

I think the nOObs are winning this one.

I don't think keeping score is the right thing to do at the new board

olevetonahill
4/27/2011, 09:38 AM
I'm glad we are all friends. I cleared my iggy list too

Best friends now.
http://i653.photobucket.com/albums/uu254/onetrackmyqe/retards.jpg

jk the sooner fan
4/27/2011, 09:39 AM
JK acts like the other board was his personal hell. But, I don't see him being carried around on the shoulders of indeginous SF folks. It's innersting is all.

Not surprising... but innersting. :pop:

they dont like me here either - innersting indeed

i'm well aware of that

Jammin'
4/27/2011, 09:39 AM
I think I'm falling in love again.

olevetonahill
4/27/2011, 09:40 AM
Bant.

The MAN, Said speak english

SoCaliSooner
4/27/2011, 09:40 AM
By the way, Dean in the spirit of Goodwill but not Salvation Army, could you put bars on my avatar the next time you ban me? I think Kevin Costner Elvis in a shootout behind bars would look cool.

Thank you in advance.

Aldebaran
4/27/2011, 09:40 AM
they dont like me here either - innersting indeed

i'm well aware of that

Well... we missed you. Whether you liked it or not.

C&CDean
4/27/2011, 09:42 AM
they dont like me here either - innersting indeed

i'm well aware of that

Dude, you're not gonna go there again. C'mon.

jk the sooner fan
4/27/2011, 09:42 AM
Well... we missed you. Whether you liked it or not.

i'm sure

The
4/27/2011, 09:42 AM
The MAN, Said speak english


Long time posters 2
nOObs 0

I think the nOObs are winning this one.

Your slang is also not English.

jk the sooner fan
4/27/2011, 09:43 AM
Dude, you're not gonna go there again. C'mon.

i'm kidding Dean

The
4/27/2011, 09:43 AM
LEAVE JUST ALONE.

Mongo
4/27/2011, 09:44 AM
i'm kidding Dean

go **** yourself jk


:D

StoopTroup
4/27/2011, 09:44 AM
NM

KuppiKunta
4/27/2011, 09:45 AM
I agree Dean, And Just cleared My iggy list
Welcome all.


Morning vet....I missed you!!

The
4/27/2011, 09:45 AM
NM

StoopTroup
4/27/2011, 09:46 AM
NM

The
4/27/2011, 09:46 AM
NM

StoopTroup
4/27/2011, 09:47 AM
NM

The
4/27/2011, 09:48 AM
NM

StoopTroup
4/27/2011, 09:48 AM
Example.

Good Morning.

olevetonahill
4/27/2011, 09:48 AM
Morning vet....I missed you!!

Good to have you back. Oh wait :D

Aldebaran
4/27/2011, 09:48 AM
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e118/Ald3baran/All/Untitled-1.gif

Partial Qualifier
4/27/2011, 09:48 AM
HAHAHAHAHA...how did that work out for your dumb ***?

Tools be warned!! I see some vacations in the future for some of our posters.

+


Oh I see irony in the near future..

+


http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/images/misc/cell.gif
=

http://www.deliveryshow.com/wp-content/uploads/Picard-Full-of-Win-250x206.jpg

Romulus
4/27/2011, 09:50 AM
Hey Tampa, can you get Sista over here?

SoCaliSooner
4/27/2011, 09:50 AM
If that's what you really want to do....man up.

Perhaps you can GIS "3000 Miles To Vegas" and post a picture or YouTube from it. That might work as well. I think he gets jailed and I don't have time to look. I am taking my daughter to school and plan to bask in Mom ILF sympathy for a while from other kids moms I talk to.

I'll check back in on this thread to see your work, g.

olevetonahill
4/27/2011, 09:50 AM
My Wish for SF
dfU17niXOG8

C&CDean
4/27/2011, 09:52 AM
Hey Tampa, can you get Sista over here?

Leave it alone.

StoopTroup
4/27/2011, 09:52 AM
NM

JDMT
4/27/2011, 09:53 AM
NM

The
4/27/2011, 09:53 AM
NM

StoopTroup
4/27/2011, 09:53 AM
Why so angry? I don't get it.

Good morning

The
4/27/2011, 09:54 AM
NM

Jammin'
4/27/2011, 09:55 AM
Is poko here yet?

SoCaliSooner
4/27/2011, 09:55 AM
Dean, in the past to help mods/admins I would post disclaimers at the bottom of some posts to explain I wasn't attacking a particular poster or to make sure nobody was offended. I can try that here if it might help. It keeps the instant reaction of jumping to a conclusion in the holster a bit.

jk the sooner fan
4/27/2011, 09:55 AM
go **** yourself jk


:D

memories......light the corners of my mind......

C&CDean
4/27/2011, 09:57 AM
memories......light the corners of my mind......

And all this time I thought it was "like the corners of my mind...."

jk the sooner fan
4/27/2011, 09:58 AM
it might be - i'm horrible with lyrics

SoCaliSooner
4/27/2011, 09:58 AM
Don't bother....not about my work....I mean to come back

Do you not want me to come back home, or come back and post here? I don't understand why you would want either, but maybe it's an inside joke.

The
4/27/2011, 09:59 AM
Now, more than ever, we could use BebeSeal's Tehsaurus. Somebody get Dyner on it.

SoonerBread
4/27/2011, 10:02 AM
I'm a Sagitaruis, I own a Pit Bull, I'm a real shift worker.

StoopTroup
4/27/2011, 10:04 AM
NM

StoopTroup
4/27/2011, 10:05 AM
NM

StoopTroup
4/27/2011, 10:06 AM
I shot a pit bull in Reno....

The
4/27/2011, 10:07 AM
NM

Mongo
4/27/2011, 10:07 AM
Thanks Sigmund

how do you know The likes blow?

The
4/27/2011, 10:07 AM
how do you know The likes blow?


I don't. I just like the way it smells.

JDMT
4/27/2011, 10:09 AM
I'm a Sagitaruis, I own a Pit Bull, I'm a real shift worker.

But, do you have the DIAAAAAABEEEETUUUUUSSSS?

Breadburner
4/27/2011, 10:09 AM
Im a vagitarias.....

StoopTroup
4/27/2011, 10:09 AM
NM

SoonerBread
4/27/2011, 10:10 AM
But, do you have the DIAAAAAABEEEETUUUUUSSSS?

Just gave 'em back.

The
4/27/2011, 10:11 AM
NM

dynersooner
4/27/2011, 10:32 AM
Now, more than ever, we could use BebeSeal's Tehsaurus. Somebody get Dyner on it.

the only thing im getting on, is how to sponsor this board.

you people have totally veered from the OP's inital question, and left is sooooo unresolved, its not even funny.

Dean, can you ban all who have replied "NM", except Teh?

The
4/27/2011, 10:34 AM
WTH is the NM stuff?

jk the sooner fan
4/27/2011, 10:35 AM
New Mexico?

C&CDean
4/27/2011, 10:35 AM
Think of it as salve on wounds.

JDMT
4/27/2011, 10:36 AM
WTH is the NM stuff?

I think it's short for you suck balls.

The
4/27/2011, 10:40 AM
I think it's short for you suck balls.


DAMMIT! Not again...

JDMT
4/27/2011, 10:41 AM
DAMMIT! Not again...

NM

The
4/27/2011, 10:42 AM
NM

Murgglewharfgurgle...

JDMT
4/27/2011, 10:45 AM
Murgglewharfgurgle...

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa288/Naik04/WHARRGARBL.jpg

dynersooner
4/27/2011, 10:48 AM
DOUBLE POSTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dynersooner
4/27/2011, 10:49 AM
i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa288/Naik04/WHARRGARBL.jpg

TEH! quick! hack jason's spanknbank. hes got pics like that one all over the place!!!

The
4/27/2011, 10:50 AM
TEH! quick! hack jason's spanknbank. hes got pics like that one all over the place!!!


I did then notified the authorities. Jason, you're going to jail.

JDMT
4/27/2011, 10:51 AM
crap!

dynersooner
4/27/2011, 11:06 AM
I did then notified the authorities. Jason, you're going to jail.

this reply has such a finality to it. i cannot stop laughing...

oudavid1
4/27/2011, 11:32 AM
Ok i skimmed this thread, forget the crap you guys are talking about,

ARE WE ALOUD TO ME MEAN TO THE MODS?


Suck it Dean!

That felt good. Holding it in for years.

Jammin'
4/27/2011, 11:33 AM
You've been holding in "Suck it Dean" for years?


Damn dude, that will only get you a few points and I think it takes 6 for a temp ban.

oudavid1
4/27/2011, 11:37 AM
You've been holding in "Suck it Dean" for years?


Damn dude, that will only get you a few points and I think it takes 6 for a temp ban.

haha i dont really dislike dean.

I just like revolting. Its a teenage thing.

SoCaliSooner
4/27/2011, 11:38 AM
Okay. I am back, what did I miss?

stoops the eternal pimp
4/27/2011, 11:44 AM
some girl just told dean to suck it and urrbody loves new mexico

NormanPride
4/27/2011, 11:46 AM
some girl just told dean to suck it and urrbody loves new mexico
+1

dynersooner
4/27/2011, 11:54 AM
david is a girel?

well this changes everything...

Mjcpr
4/27/2011, 12:00 PM
It will be the most fulfilling thing you've ever done.

NormanPride
4/27/2011, 12:02 PM
Sponsor Gift = game changing

The
4/27/2011, 12:04 PM
Sponsor Gift = game changing


Go on...

soonerchk
4/27/2011, 12:19 PM
Okay, first of all, I was told not to accept sponsor gifts unless my vaccinations were current.

B - I like everyone who isn't Stu. Okay, I like most everyone who isn't Stu. There's a couple of people on both sides of the boundaries that are ****weasels.

and iii, we need to recruit some texass fans so we all have a common enemy.

StoopTroup
4/27/2011, 12:19 PM
Okay. I am back, what did I miss?

We all cut ourselves and we are all Blood Brothers now. You missed out.

Adrian
4/27/2011, 02:07 PM
Leave it alone.

Dean, Sista has really big boobs. You might want to reconsider...

Romulus
4/27/2011, 02:08 PM
And some great couch stories

Dallasbabe
4/27/2011, 02:10 PM
If you become a sponsor, I have a special gift for you

JDMT
4/27/2011, 02:12 PM
Cool couch story!! That chick better be glad her head wasn't in my lap!

Romulus
4/27/2011, 02:30 PM
If you become a sponsor, I have a special gift for you

Go on

SoCaliSooner
4/27/2011, 02:34 PM
We all cut ourselves and we are all Blood Brothers now. You missed out.

I won't be joining your wolf pack of one today.

NormanPride
4/27/2011, 02:35 PM
Okay, first of all, I was told not to accept sponsor gifts unless my vaccinations were current.

B - I like everyone who isn't Stu. Okay, I like most everyone who isn't Stu. There's a couple of people on both sides of the boundaries that are ****weasels.

and iii, we need to recruit some texass fans so we all have a common enemy.
We had texas fans. Then they went 5-7 and we didn't see them anymore. Lid is a good guy, but he likes bowties and manicures a bit too much to be normal. Even for a texas fan.

SoCaliSooner
4/27/2011, 02:39 PM
We had texas fans. Then they went 5-7 and we didn't see them anymore. Lid is a good guy, but he likes bowties and manicures a bit too much to be normal. Even for a texas fan.

Those fellas on Nasty's at shaggy, are some funny mofos...

Dallasbabe
4/27/2011, 02:43 PM
Go on

Oh I do. Quite easily.

Romulus
4/27/2011, 02:52 PM
I have a feeling we are going to be friends

dynersooner
4/27/2011, 02:54 PM
I have a feeling we are going to be friends

Rom, you do like a good trannie...

Dallasbabe
4/27/2011, 02:54 PM
I have a feeling we are going to be friends



Good. I'm a great friend. The benefit package for being my friend is quite extensive.

Dallasbabe
4/27/2011, 02:56 PM
Rom, you do like a good trannie...

Trannie? No. Been involved in trains? Yes.

JDMT
4/27/2011, 03:07 PM
Good. I'm a great friend. The benefit package for being my friend is quite extensive.

Key word here is package.

Dallasbabe
4/27/2011, 03:09 PM
I sure the other person having a package is key for you in a hook up, but I am without.

oudavid1
4/27/2011, 03:14 PM
david is a girel?

well this changes everything...


some girl just told dean to suck it and urrbody loves new mexico

wtf really? fine.

whatever.

Eff you guys.

JDMT
4/27/2011, 03:15 PM
I sure the other person having a package is key for you in a hook up, but I am without.

No, one package is enough, and sugar tits that package is mine.

KuppiKunta
4/27/2011, 03:20 PM
Trannie? No. Been involved in trains? Yes.


This is excellent news, but more info is needed.

Romulus
4/27/2011, 03:26 PM
No, one package is enough, and sugar tits that package is mine.

So a package satisfies you?

JDMT
4/27/2011, 03:29 PM
So a package satisfies you?

Sometimes when i'm alone.

Romulus
4/27/2011, 03:34 PM
You must be quite flexible

JDMT
4/27/2011, 03:40 PM
I had some ribs removed.

JamesHale
4/27/2011, 03:53 PM
FOLKS! cant we all jk get along?

C&CDean
4/27/2011, 03:59 PM
FOLKS! cant we all jk get along?

That would have been really funny if you weren't being a dick about it.

C&CDean
4/27/2011, 03:59 PM
And you're about 6 pages late.

JDMT
4/27/2011, 04:02 PM
he was jjustk kidding.

DIB
4/27/2011, 09:39 PM
Sponsor Gift = game changing

Is it a Saigon whore and several grams of coke?

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ERdyIv8jDWY/TL9ZkkWW9QI/AAAAAAAALP0/3ro1H7_JJfA/s400/20090916_fingers_crossed.jpg

StoopTroup
4/27/2011, 11:42 PM
FOLKS! cant we all jk get along?

You closed out my OUI Account. What's up with that?

jk the sooner fan
4/28/2011, 07:13 AM
Is it a Saigon whore and several grams of coke?

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ERdyIv8jDWY/TL9ZkkWW9QI/AAAAAAAALP0/3ro1H7_JJfA/s400/20090916_fingers_crossed.jpg

so marijuana IS a gateway drug!!! ;)

Jammin'
4/28/2011, 08:22 AM
so marijuana IS a gateway drug!!! ;)

It's the gateway of becoming a mod here...sorta.

Sooner in Tampa
4/28/2011, 12:55 PM
Long time no sista Tampa. Today is a day of new beginnings.
http://www.xraymag.com/images/xray_v5n5_one_trick_ponies_banner.jpg

AlboSooner
5/13/2011, 11:26 AM
i guess OP decided not to become a sponsor