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Mongo
4/26/2011, 04:44 PM
I am totally a tranny. but I would never eat where black people eat

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My Opinion Matters
4/26/2011, 04:46 PM
That guy sounds like a total dooshrocket.

The
4/26/2011, 04:47 PM
I hope you die of canceraids you sick ****

My fave.

Ike
4/26/2011, 04:47 PM
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I hope Phil puts leroid in charge

Mjcpr
4/26/2011, 04:50 PM
.

Yup

My Opinion Matters
4/26/2011, 04:50 PM
Most of mine are the red ones of this variety:


adlfl;

mgsooner
4/26/2011, 04:56 PM
Kabookie is a giant dooshnozzle.

:)

Blue
4/26/2011, 04:58 PM
God I Hate Bill Paxton

:confused:

sooner59
4/26/2011, 04:59 PM
.


Best thing I've eaten there

Mjcpr
4/26/2011, 05:00 PM
.

I want to give you better spek, and my weener, which is odd, cause it is named better spek. srsly, pm me, Dean

Blue
4/26/2011, 05:01 PM
Good stuff. Is the old thread like this still around?

sooner_born_1960
4/26/2011, 05:10 PM
I do not know which vagina you are refering to, but mine is doing fine
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Sooner5030
4/26/2011, 05:39 PM
the negative tone of your post makes it difficult for me to masturbate to this thread

from zerohedge

AlboSooner
4/26/2011, 06:23 PM
You have horrible taste in women. You go for stupid and ugly, gotcha.

sarcasm of my post was missed by this one :D

oudavid1
4/26/2011, 06:44 PM
http://i53.tinypic.com/71o5td.jpg

stoops the eternal pimp
4/26/2011, 06:44 PM
My dong wants to swim upstream in your chocolate river, srsly pm me, mjcpr.

stoops the eternal pimp
4/26/2011, 06:47 PM
I want to take my tongue and use it like a paintbrush on your taint, srsly pm me, mongo.

StoopTroup
4/26/2011, 06:49 PM
Video at 11.

stoops the eternal pimp
4/26/2011, 06:51 PM
I want to dip my weener in peanut butter and make a peanut butter cup with your man tunnel, srsly pm me, johnny mack.

SoonerStormchaser
4/26/2011, 07:04 PM
Have you flunked out of any more AF schools lately?

:rolleyes:

DIB
4/26/2011, 08:15 PM
green spek is the best spek, unless albino spek is an option

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Romulus
4/26/2011, 09:11 PM
Thank you so much for you and your friends coming over to this board, you all have made it so much better
Olevet

ByrnHoustonsSweatyPalms
4/26/2011, 09:12 PM
olvetonahill spek is bestest. When you care enough, to send the very best spek, send olevetonahill spek!;)

Romulus
4/26/2011, 09:16 PM
olvetonahill spek is bestest. When you care enough, to send the very best spek, send olevetonahill spek!;)

Is there really any other kind?

ByrnHoustonsSweatyPalms
4/26/2011, 09:19 PM
Is there really any other kind?

Wouldn't hurt you to lay a little sugar on me.:cool:

Romulus
4/26/2011, 09:22 PM
On my IPhone, will do later. I promise sugarbritches

SoonerNate
4/26/2011, 09:40 PM
"You are right on nearly every one of your posts. I'm afraid to admit I hate him because I'm afraid of being called a racist."

Jammin'
4/26/2011, 09:46 PM
So many good ones, so little time.


I think button down collars look bad.-MamaMia

Jammin'
4/26/2011, 10:08 PM
I'm going post this one too:



racist....you should be ashamed...-Troop

CrimsonJim
4/26/2011, 10:21 PM
Your huge computer brains turn me on. Srsly, pm me, Collier.

sooner59
4/26/2011, 10:27 PM
Don't feel special Jim, he sent me that same spek comment as well.

Turd_Ferguson
4/26/2011, 10:30 PM
I sent you a picture of me in my new t-backs. Do you think they make my vagina look smaller? Srsly, pm me, The..

Crucifax Autumn
4/26/2011, 11:10 PM
Outlander! We have your woman!

From Sooner04

SoonerNate
4/26/2011, 11:38 PM
I see you posted my spek on the board. I thought we were friends, you're a jerk!

...

DIB
4/26/2011, 11:41 PM
Mods, please thank the above post.

SoonerNate
4/26/2011, 11:42 PM
Mods, please thank the above post.

it's a joke

DIB
4/26/2011, 11:43 PM
it's a joke

And I enjoyed it, which us why I wanted the mods to thank it.

Mongo
4/26/2011, 11:45 PM
it's a joke

if you havent noticed, spek here is srs bidness

srs

DIB
4/26/2011, 11:45 PM
Do you have any Dumbledore porn? Please pm me asap

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Crucifax Autumn
4/27/2011, 12:30 AM
HA! - RLIMC

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Billy Loomis
4/27/2011, 07:33 AM
NM

KuppiKunta
4/27/2011, 07:43 AM
turn green already!!!!

Anonymous

delhalew
4/27/2011, 08:36 AM
Quit being an *******, *******.

SoonerBread
4/27/2011, 08:38 AM
.

have some green smart arse.

SoCaliSooner
4/27/2011, 09:01 AM
When some threads were deleted yesterday, so were some awesome speks I received.

Mods, can you fix this glitch?

Mississippi Sooner
4/27/2011, 09:48 AM
Was that supposed to be funny?

I don't remember who gave me that one. But seriously, if you have to ask if it's funny, I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it must not be funny.

oudavid1
4/27/2011, 09:49 AM
I don't remember who gave me that one. But seriously, if you have to ask if it's funny, I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it must not be funny.

was this post meant to be funny?

Mississippi Sooner
4/27/2011, 09:51 AM
was this post meant to be funny?

:D

OutlandTrophy
4/27/2011, 10:50 AM
I wanna smear A1 steak sauce on your choad and devour it like a 12 ounce filet. Call me. I need meat. - Dean
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stoops the eternal pimp
4/27/2011, 10:56 AM
I want you to tap your weeny knuckle on by bottom teeth 16 times and see who gets dizzy first. srsly pm me, The.

Romulus
4/27/2011, 11:01 AM
When some threads were deleted yesterday, so were some awesome speks I received.

Mods, can you fix this glitch?

Same happened to me

C&CDean
4/27/2011, 11:05 AM
Sucks to be y'all.

C&CDean
4/27/2011, 11:05 AM
No, that wasn't a spek comment.

Jammin'
4/27/2011, 11:05 AM
I CAN FINALLY APPORVE YOU AGAIN! Now go suck a load of cancerous cocks for making this hilarious staetment.

You'd think you could guess this based upon spelling...but you'd be wrong.

Jammin'
4/27/2011, 11:06 AM
Sucks to be y'all.

post reported for general dickishness.

saucysoonergal
4/27/2011, 11:07 AM
Dang, I spek a lot!!!

C&CDean
4/27/2011, 11:07 AM
Noted.

stoops the eternal pimp
4/27/2011, 11:09 AM
some of these spek comments are completely disgusting

tator
4/27/2011, 11:09 AM
I want to pretend to be an M&M and you can fill me with peanut butter and devour me in sugary ecstasy. srsly, pm me, Mongo

Hey, this isn't slicks!!!
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stoops the eternal pimp
4/27/2011, 11:26 AM
right here, right now-dean

short and to the point in more ways than one

saucysoonergal
4/27/2011, 11:28 AM
I want you to smell my squishy bathroom goodness- STEP
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stoops the eternal pimp
4/27/2011, 11:32 AM
the other one I sent is better

saucysoonergal
4/27/2011, 11:32 AM
Yeah, but it smells like armpit. ;)

Mjcpr
4/27/2011, 11:38 AM
Dang, I spek a lot!!!

Yes you do.

OU_Sooners75
4/27/2011, 11:40 AM
I can go all day!


I Think this guy was talkin about suckin cack!

SoonerBread
4/27/2011, 11:43 AM
.

stfu noob

NormanPride
4/27/2011, 11:59 AM
heh

:mad:

saucysoonergal
4/27/2011, 12:04 PM
NP we are laughing at you. ;)

BYU Krueger
4/27/2011, 12:07 PM
Have some more Red, polygamist


Have a nice dose of Ed, syphilitic

Not sure who Ed is.

saucysoonergal
4/27/2011, 12:11 PM
Not sure who Ed is.

Who are you?

saucysoonergal
4/27/2011, 12:20 PM
TT_TT I just got this, what does it mean?

SoCaliSooner
4/27/2011, 12:21 PM
Those look like a pair of big TT's...

saucysoonergal
4/27/2011, 12:23 PM
Those look like a pair of big TT's...

Yeah, but what does the underscore mean?

SouthCarolinaSooner
4/27/2011, 12:23 PM
heh. deans wasted.
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SoCaliSooner
4/27/2011, 12:26 PM
Yeah, but what does the underscore mean?
To me it looks like the incision where the lung f***ing takes place....duh.

NormanPride
4/27/2011, 12:29 PM
I just got this, what does it mean?
it's a crying face...

saucysoonergal
4/27/2011, 12:30 PM
it's a crying face...

Well, that is much nicer than what SoCal dood said.

Breadburner
4/27/2011, 12:33 PM
dooood, that mental image is hilarious

SoCaliSooner
4/27/2011, 12:40 PM
Well, that is much nicer than what SoCal dood said.

Trust me when I say it's pleasurable. I wasn't trying to be anything but nice.

The
4/27/2011, 12:44 PM
Trust me when I say it's pleasurable. I wasn't trying to be anything but nice.


Check your spek before it's lost in the cavalcade.

JDMT
4/27/2011, 12:53 PM
I want you to smell my squishy bathroom goodness- STEP

Fuggin sig worthy!!

SoCaliSooner
4/27/2011, 12:57 PM
Check your spek before it's lost in the cavalcade.

Done and prophetic I must say.

jk the sooner fan
4/27/2011, 01:52 PM
Yeah, but what does the underscore mean?

cleavage

sanantoniosooner
4/27/2011, 01:57 PM
It's gone now, but "go fist yourself" brought a tear to my eye.

soonerboomer93
4/27/2011, 02:26 PM
thank you for having a sense of humor. there is a lot of sand up a lot of vaginas around here

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3rdgensooner
4/27/2011, 02:52 PM
braaaaaiiiinnss...
cool. over my head. but cool.

KuppiKunta
4/27/2011, 03:37 PM
GGG, those speks could have literally come from ANY member here!

3rdgensooner
4/27/2011, 03:37 PM
heh heh you said member

Cheez-It
4/27/2011, 03:50 PM
It's like they are twins only this guy may not have back hair.
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49r
4/27/2011, 04:09 PM
it's probably one of the ones dolomite gave me

BYU Krueger
4/28/2011, 08:41 AM
STFU Noob!


Welcome noob.

I am getting mixed signals.

Turd_Ferguson
4/28/2011, 12:26 PM
It'll never happen. Phil needs the board traffic, however scummy. - *******.

the_ouskull
4/28/2011, 10:28 PM
"You can't buttf*ck someone in the mouth. Duh."

Heh. Noobs.

the_ouskull

BYU Krueger
4/29/2011, 09:24 AM
4/28/2011 10:46 PM olevetonahill meh

What's with this guy?

stoops the eternal pimp
5/4/2011, 04:39 PM
I want to get a bag of flaming hot cheetohs and force you to eat them then watchyou masturbate with your unwashed hand and laugh atyou when the flaming hot cheese dust gets in your peehole. srsly, pm me, Dean.

My Opinion Matters
5/4/2011, 04:41 PM
nobody wants to see your anus

Well, we all know that's not true.

NormanPride
5/4/2011, 04:44 PM
most of my spek is just notes from baj telling me to pick up after the dogs and stop leaving underwear on the bed. :(

Boomer.....
5/4/2011, 04:45 PM
most of my spek is just notes from baj telling me to pick up after the dogs and stop leaving underwear on the bed. :(

That's abusing the system!

My Opinion Matters
5/4/2011, 04:45 PM
most of my spek is just notes from baj telling me to pick up after the dogs and stop leaving underwear on the bed. :(

I get the same notes from Johnny Mack.

NormanPride
5/4/2011, 04:46 PM
he's lying. Most of the underwear you leave on the bed he sells on ebay.

stoops the eternal pimp
5/4/2011, 04:46 PM
I'm just crossing my fingers and hoping you're into trannies..

My Opinion Matters
5/4/2011, 04:47 PM
he's lying. Most of the underwear you leave on the bed he sells on ebay.

Don't leave anything to chance, opt for the "buy it now". They're worth every penny.

My Opinion Matters
5/4/2011, 04:48 PM
.

Srsly, PM me.

2121Sooner
5/4/2011, 04:49 PM
Outside of the warnings/violations from Dean calling me a dick, I would have to say it is this one.

Screw you. Why do you always have to push buttons and cross lines?

The
5/4/2011, 04:50 PM
Outside of the warnings/violations from Dean calling me a dick, I would have to say it is this one.

Screw you. Why do you always have to push buttons and cross lines?


Why do you always have to push buttons and cross lines? Is it because you are freakishly tall?

My Opinion Matters
5/4/2011, 04:52 PM
I'm glad the thing I'm not most known for is "being tall". The thing I'm most known for is having a troll that was a retarded frog; and really, that's much better.

DIB
5/4/2011, 04:56 PM
****ING ANUSES EXPLODING WITH TOADS!

Seriously. PM me.

2121Sooner
5/4/2011, 05:57 PM
I stand corrected on my previous spek......

There is a new leader in the clubhouse and it is as follows....


Walking is claimed to be the most popular outdoor recreational activity in the United Kingdom.[1] The country has a comprehensive rights of way, which permit easy access to the countryside as well as wilderness areas such as the National Parks.

Mongo
5/4/2011, 06:26 PM
I stand corrected on my previous spek......

There is a new leader in the clubhouse and it is as follows....


Walking is claimed to be the most popular outdoor recreational activity in the United Kingdom.[1] The country has a comprehensive rights of way, which permit easy access to the countryside as well as wilderness areas such as the National Parks.

you have the most boring spekkers ever. congrats.

at least they care about your physical fitness

2121Sooner
5/4/2011, 06:43 PM
you have the most boring spekkers ever. congrats.

at least they care about your physical fitness

In retrospect it looked more impressive in spek form.

My Opinion Matters
5/4/2011, 07:39 PM
you have the most boring spekkers ever. congrats.

at least they care about your physical fitness

This guy (trannies are still legally guys, I think)


I am totally a tranny. but I would never eat where black people eat

and this guy (still waiting for health insurance to deem the surgery "medically necessary")


Walking is claimed to be the most popular outdoor recreational activity in the United Kingdom.[1] The country has a comprehensive rights of way, which permit easy access to the countryside as well as wilderness areas such as the National Parks.

are totally the same guy (he's definitely not trying to file his own junk off with an electric sander while typing this or anything).

My Opinion Matters
5/4/2011, 07:43 PM
Orcas (killer whales), when traveling in groups, breathe in unison

Glorious.

2121Sooner
5/4/2011, 07:47 PM
And how dumb does the person that has to put (killer whales) think the spek recipient is if they have to clarify what an orca is?


Just sayin

My Opinion Matters
5/4/2011, 07:49 PM
And how dumb does the person that has to put (killer whales) think the spek recipient is if they have to clarify what an orca is?


Just sayin

Just to be clear, I'm pretty frickin dumb (retarded, in fact).

sooneron
5/4/2011, 09:19 PM
I want you to poop in a ten gallon hat then smash it on my head while I play Boomer Sooner with a vuvuzela in my cornhole, then youtube the video and tweet about it. srsly, pm me, OUDavid
:eek:

Fish&Game
5/5/2011, 09:47 AM
PSA 5/5/2011 08:32 AM delhalew **** off trollshould I be proud?

Romulus
5/5/2011, 10:16 AM
^^^^
very proud
Sometimes people just don't understand

OUMallen
5/5/2011, 10:40 AM
"I wish someone would *** rape Ann Coulter with a sandpaper condom on."

sooneron
5/5/2011, 11:16 AM
Not so awesome-


5/5/2011 12:08 PM OutlandTrophy I want to lick honey off of your stomach while you sing amazing grace.. I got nuthing

jk the sooner fan
5/5/2011, 02:07 PM
scratching my head over this one


Throughout history, many foods, drinks, and behaviors have had a reputation for making sex more attainable and/or pleasurable. However, from a historical and scientific standpoint, the alleged results may have been mainly due to mere belief by thei

saucysoonergal
5/5/2011, 02:08 PM
scratching my head over this one

I rilly thought you would post one of mine...Woof!!! ;)

3rdgensooner
5/5/2011, 02:08 PM
Praise Jesuhammad I can give you my spekker again! Enjoy it. Savour it. Relish it with gusto.And believe me, I did.

soonerchk
5/5/2011, 02:09 PM
My spek is too allsome for you mortals.

purplecrayon
5/5/2011, 02:16 PM
"Get back in your pants"

~THE

saucysoonergal
5/5/2011, 02:17 PM
I just got this one...STRANGE!!!


The uterus (womb) is normally held in place by a hammock of muscles and ligaments. Prolapse happens when the ligaments supporting the uterus become so weak that the uterus cannot stay in place and slips down from its normal position. These ligaments

Mississippi Sooner
5/5/2011, 02:21 PM
I just got this one...STRANGE!!!

Wimmens gots a hammock up in there?

soonerchk
5/5/2011, 02:23 PM
My best spek keeps getting cut off just when it gets interesting.

Mississippi Sooner
5/5/2011, 02:24 PM
Must be some kind of virus. I got this one:


Throughout history, many foods, drinks, and behaviors have had a reputation for making sex more attainable and/or pleasurable. However, from a historical and scientific standpoint, the alleged results may have been mainly due to mere belief by their

saucysoonergal
5/5/2011, 02:27 PM
Wimmens gots a hammock up in there?

Its for the babies to nap.

My Opinion Matters
5/5/2011, 02:29 PM
Some real weirdos around here.

Fish&Game
5/5/2011, 02:31 PM
Turd Fergeson does not like me for some reason, he does not even know me. With a name like Turd, I figure you take any friend you can get.

The
5/5/2011, 02:32 PM
Turd Fergeson does not like me for some reason, he does not even know me. With a name like Turd, I figure you take any friend you can get.


I know where you can find a gator.

C&CDean
5/5/2011, 02:33 PM
Not clever. It might have been funny last week though.

The
5/5/2011, 02:34 PM
I only read threads from last week.

I don't like getting caught up in drama.

Fish&Game
5/5/2011, 02:39 PM
post your most awesome... 5/5/2011 01:34 PM Turd_Ferguson I know with a name like yours, you must be a ****** bagMy new mostest awesome spek!

...and dean, if it helps, I have seen most of the Harry Potter movies and my son has read all of the books.

C&CDean
5/5/2011, 02:43 PM
My new mostest awesome spek!

...and dean, if it helps, I have seen most of the Harry Potter movies and my son has read all of the books.

Yeah, but you negated all your goodness with a really ****-poor choice of a board handle. Your bad.

olevetonahill
5/5/2011, 02:44 PM
Not clever. It might have been funny last week though.

Yea Like he could find it now anyway.

Fish&Game
5/5/2011, 02:49 PM
boophuckinhoo....bad name, bad name


an' ole turd sure is a cantankerous ****.

jk the sooner fan
5/5/2011, 02:53 PM
gator steaks for dinner, yummm!!

wtf.....

C&CDean
5/5/2011, 02:56 PM
boophuckinhoo....bad name, bad name


an' ole turd sure is a cantankerous ****.

Wow. Just 15 posts into your illustrious career here. Impressive.

My Opinion Matters
5/5/2011, 03:00 PM
Dean is soooooo transparent

Someone thinks you should work on your tan, Dean.

CrimsonJim
5/5/2011, 03:36 PM
Wow.

That. is. all.

tator
5/5/2011, 03:45 PM
I feel left out, noone ever gets mad at me

CrimsonJim
5/5/2011, 03:46 PM
Who doesn't love a tator?

olevetonahill
5/5/2011, 03:47 PM
I feel left out, noone ever gets mad at me

Thats cause you got a Purty Mouf and a Great Avie.;)

Mongo
5/5/2011, 04:15 PM
if by season tickets you mean humongous tits, then yes

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C&CDean
5/5/2011, 04:20 PM
Someone thinks you should work on your tan, Dean.

Nah, Adrian knows I'm a darky.

NormanPride
5/5/2011, 04:59 PM
I don't think Dean even reads his spek. I bet he has thousands of love notes stacked up in there that are completely unread.

OutlandTrophy
5/10/2011, 11:34 AM
I will rape you to Bolivia.
.
:hot:

DIB
5/10/2011, 11:36 AM
Every three days a human stomach gets a new lining

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3rdgensooner
5/10/2011, 11:43 AM
Here are three quite different ones from the last few days:


I don't think I like your attitude missy.
Gawd I love you
At its most essential, the process of composting requires simply piling up waste outdoors and waiting a year or more.

DIB
5/10/2011, 02:21 PM
I want you to milk my prostate while singing "love lift us up where we belong" as loud as you can..srsly pm me, dean


Great song

C&CDean
5/10/2011, 02:27 PM
No, it's a ****ty song. I'd prefer you sing Brick House whilst milking my prostate.

KuppiKunta
5/10/2011, 03:04 PM
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I got your racist swinging.

saucysoonergal
5/10/2011, 03:11 PM
No, it's a ****ty song. I'd prefer you sing Brick House whilst milking my prostate.

Shes mighty mighty, just letting it all hang out...

KuppiKunta
5/11/2011, 08:09 AM
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man y'all are obnoxious.

rs.soonerfans
5/11/2011, 08:36 AM
yeah, he's serious.

Mongo
5/13/2011, 09:51 AM
IIRC, she is a bit of a horse face, but not bad....she might milk your udder, you never know.

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Jammin'
5/13/2011, 10:20 AM
This weeked the town of Prague celebrates the Kolache festival, as a tradition passed down to them by their Czvezchz ancestors. Is that how you spell Czech? what a dumb way to spell a country's name czech, how do you get check from that? beats me.

and of course:


STOP PEEING IN MY FACE!!!

KuppiKunta
5/13/2011, 10:29 AM
I want to smear nutella all over your face.

Not sure if that's good thing or bad thing.

And STEP....or maybe it was Troup (I get you old coots mixed up), yours got moved off the first page before I could include it. Please re-spek....it was major quality.

Mjcpr
5/13/2011, 11:40 AM
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I want to tuck my weener and make it look like I have a he-poocy then light up a nice cuban or dominican cigar and puff away with my newly formed toe. srsly, pm me, Boomer....

Mongo
5/13/2011, 11:43 AM
I want tattoo "Mongo" across the head of my panis so that when I butt plunge you it is like Mongo is butt plunging Mongo. srsly, pm me.

I dont get what you are wanting to do

AlboSooner
5/13/2011, 11:46 AM
It's easier to invite you to observe him casually for a while. He can be found at landtheives.com or his site stusgarage.com he is bat**** crazy personified. hahaha

as a reply to who this STU guys was

saucysoonergal
5/13/2011, 11:46 AM
I dont get what you are wanting to do

Just PM Pat and find out.

MR2-Sooner86
6/2/2011, 11:27 PM
See my sig.

Mongo
6/10/2011, 03:16 PM
I'd have to punch you in the face if you pulled a Dutch oven

I am turned on in so many ways

The
6/10/2011, 03:17 PM
Your avatar is much better than a retarded vagina

Tru dat.

Jammin'
6/10/2011, 03:18 PM
I approve this due to the menstration of jackals.


And I'll take it.

saucysoonergal
6/10/2011, 03:24 PM
Maybe your dad was Festus?

I have no idea what this means, Pat?

Mjcpr
6/10/2011, 03:25 PM
I don't either....you would have had to ask me within 5 minutes after posting it. Sorry.

saucysoonergal
6/10/2011, 03:27 PM
You old guys and your short memories! ;) Hey, you know what sounds good, that white sauce from Hamlins, YUM!!!

Mongo
6/10/2011, 03:28 PM
I want to play revelee from my bottom as I raise a flag up your pole. srsly, pm me, stevo

I prefer Dixie, but I wont argue

Mjcpr
6/10/2011, 03:30 PM
You old guys and your short memories! ;) Hey, you know what sounds good, that white sauce from Hamlins, YUM!!!

That is the ONLY thing worth having from Hamlin's, I agree. :D

Mjcpr
6/10/2011, 03:30 PM
I prefer Dixie, but I wont argue

What are the odds she and I would have both said that?! They would have to be asstroglideical.

DIB
6/10/2011, 03:31 PM
You hump goats

Don't make me newt punch you!

You lick poop nads.

Quality spec from a quality fellow

Mongo
6/10/2011, 03:34 PM
What are the odds she and I would have both said that?! They would have to be asstroglideical.

she told me she was a 500lb bleach blonde whale, so i think I will take your offer

My Opinion Matters
6/10/2011, 03:42 PM
I hate ambiguous gray spek.

RACHEL MADDOW is my clone
6/10/2011, 03:48 PM
soonercruiser Stay on subject!

I just don't understand this.

saucysoonergal
6/10/2011, 03:49 PM
That is the ONLY thing worth having from Hamlin's, I agree. :D

The cheese enchies aren't half bad! I haven't eaten in Muskogee in years, is Cowboys BBQ still open or do people go to Maylon's instead now? Is Chets still any good?

Mjcpr
6/10/2011, 03:50 PM
The cheese enchies aren't half bad! I haven't eaten in Muskogee in years, is Cowboys BBQ still open or do people go to Maylon's instead now? Is Chets still any good?

All 3 are still going strong, AFAIK. Even My Place has a new joint.

SoonerofAlabama
6/10/2011, 03:50 PM
.


Boo

Those are the worst and only ones I have gotten.

Mongo
6/10/2011, 03:53 PM
Those are the worst and only ones I have gotten.

you should ask more questions on the football board. I bet you can get more innersting speks there

C&CDean
6/10/2011, 03:55 PM
"You cannot imagine the level of my envy."

The
6/10/2011, 03:56 PM
soonercruiser suggests that I "get a Brain".

Gandalf_The_Grey
6/10/2011, 04:03 PM
I never thought I would agree with Soonercruiser on anything :P

The
6/10/2011, 04:03 PM
I never thought I would agree with Soonercruiser on anything :P

I know, right?

RACHEL MADDOW is my clone
6/10/2011, 04:05 PM
COULD SOONERCRISER BE sARAH pALIN IN DISGUISE?!?!?!?

Gandalf_The_Grey
6/10/2011, 04:06 PM
Well I am going to see the Wizard...maybe he will have a brain for you!

The
6/10/2011, 04:08 PM
Well I am going to see the Wizard...maybe he will have a brain for you!

Nah, ask him if he can turn Dean into a newt. I think that he'd enjoy retirement more as a newt.

C&CDean
6/10/2011, 04:16 PM
Nah, ask him if he can turn Dean into a newt. I think that he'd enjoy retirement more as a newt.

I'd prefer to be a eunich. Or perhaps a mountain troll.

DIB
6/13/2011, 03:48 PM
Anus fisting immediately occurs upon thinking about your moobs


.

Turd_Ferguson
6/13/2011, 10:08 PM
Anus fisting immediately occurs upon thinking about your moobs There is no way that came from Mongo...NO. WAY.

Sooner_Tuf
6/14/2011, 10:25 AM
Any spek comment from '75 where calls you "son" at least three times.

My Opinion Matters
6/15/2011, 08:30 AM
.


You can **** my sister. I'll allow it. She's been dead for 9 years, but I think her vagina will dethaw nicely in a microwave. Bravo, kind sir!

jk the sooner fan
6/15/2011, 08:34 AM
You like Dr. Melfi?

yes, yes i do - she provides sound psychiatric advice

saucysoonergal
6/15/2011, 10:21 AM
yes, yes i do - she provides sound psychiatric advice

What are her hourly rates like?

saucysoonergal
6/15/2011, 10:22 AM
you horrible person! You made me cry!

Sorry!

jk the sooner fan
6/15/2011, 10:22 AM
What are her hourly rates like?

i pay cash - its all under the table

Jammin'
6/15/2011, 11:06 AM
Sure, now that you know about them.

Now I know and knowing is half the battle


(porkchop sandwiches)

My Opinion Matters
6/15/2011, 03:23 PM
I want to jheri curl your pubes, then have my momma cook us some soul food while I give you some ofthis alabama black snake. srsly, pm me, jammin'

I've always said these new people are nice.

Mongo
6/15/2011, 03:27 PM
that is just good hospitality

soonerchk
6/15/2011, 03:37 PM
I recognize some of these, but I don't remember why.

Jammin'
6/15/2011, 03:44 PM
I recognize some of these, but I don't remember why.

I like 4Loco too chk.

soonerchk
6/15/2011, 03:53 PM
I like 4Loco too chk.

Oh yeah. Stupid purple crayon!

NormanPride
6/15/2011, 04:02 PM
I must not be attractive to gay men, because none of my spek is nearly that colorful.

Should I be sad?

Mongo
6/15/2011, 04:12 PM
I must not be attractive to gay men, because none of my spek is nearly that colorful.

Should I be sad?

yes. it is a sign of how attractive you are, no matter if you swing that way or not

soonerchk
6/15/2011, 04:16 PM
I must not be attractive to gay men, because none of my spek is nearly that colorful.

Should I be sad?

Ghey men love me, but I'm not posting their spek here because they might stop sending it. I believe we've already established that I am a spek whore.

NormanPride
6/15/2011, 04:17 PM
My gay neighbors think I'm swell. Does that count?

The
6/15/2011, 04:18 PM
My gay neighbors think I'm swell. Does that count?

I just assumed you were gay because of your username.

My Opinion Matters
6/15/2011, 04:19 PM
I just assumed you were gay because of your username.

He is gay. He and that Badger dude are married.

The
6/15/2011, 04:21 PM
He is gay. He and that Badger dude are married.

Ah. Makes sense now.

Mongo
6/15/2011, 04:21 PM
He is gay. He and that Badger dude are married.

they make Chuck Bao look like Wilt Chamberlain

NormanPride
6/15/2011, 04:22 PM
:les: AT LEAST BAJ THINKS I'M HOT!

soonerchk
6/15/2011, 04:27 PM
:les: AT LEAST BAJ THINKS I'M HOT!

I'm sure you're just precious.

Mongo
6/15/2011, 04:28 PM
I'm sure you're just precious.

that is woman speak for "we can be friends"

StoopTroup
6/15/2011, 04:28 PM
.

NormanPride
6/15/2011, 04:30 PM
I'm sure you're just precious.
You know you wanna have me go shopping with you.

StoopTroup
6/15/2011, 04:33 PM
they make Chuck Bao look like Wilt Chamberlain

They? They SPEKd you?

MR2-Sooner86
6/15/2011, 04:35 PM
they make Chuck Bao look like Wilt Chamberlain

Chuck has been with 20,000 women!? :eek:

StoopTroup
6/15/2011, 04:37 PM
Chuck has been with 20,000 women!? :eek:

What's the next logical step once you have disappointed 20,000 Women? :D ;)

soonerchk
6/15/2011, 05:21 PM
You know you wanna have me go shopping with you.

I do!! I need some cute black shoes for summer, I'm bored with my current ones.

Mongo
6/15/2011, 05:28 PM
I do!! I need some cute black shoes for summer, I'm bored with my current ones.

good jorb you two for fagging up this thread, which I thought was impossible to out fag

My Opinion Matters
6/15/2011, 05:29 PM
I should be allowed to vote, I let the computer guy grope me.

oudavid, our only underaged poster.

soonerchk
6/15/2011, 05:31 PM
I'm sure he sniffs them.


??? and :eek: :eek:

Jammin'
6/16/2011, 12:14 PM
We post on message boards, how cool can either of us really be?

the truthfullness in this spec should be observed by all here. sadly. the.

soonerchk
6/16/2011, 12:23 PM
the truthfullness in this spec should be observed by all here. sadly. the.

The author is probably the most astute person here.

Jammin'
6/16/2011, 12:27 PM
The author is probably the most astute person here.


a s s toot deNed.

3rdgensooner
6/16/2011, 12:28 PM
The author is probably the most astute person here.I didn't spek that, so no.

soonerchk
6/16/2011, 12:31 PM
I didn't spek that, so no.

Well nevermind then.

jk the sooner fan
6/16/2011, 12:35 PM
you are right, he is wrong


FINALLY!

NormanPride
6/16/2011, 12:45 PM
****, who inflated jk's ego?

Howzit
6/16/2011, 12:47 PM
Blind squirrel/nut.

My Opinion Matters
6/16/2011, 02:00 PM
I hate your avatar and you. I hope some woman you have hurt in,the past finds you and takes a cheese grater to the tip of your penis. srsly, pm me

I don't get it. My avatar is teh awesome.

soonerchk
6/23/2011, 02:52 PM
I got a good one earlier, but if I post it, he'll know how much it meant and will never spek me again.

OutlandTrophy
6/23/2011, 02:53 PM
http://www.gifbin.com/bin/082009/1250521573_today-is-the-day.gif

jk the sooner fan
6/23/2011, 03:02 PM
my god i hate you

:(

My Opinion Matters
6/23/2011, 03:26 PM
lmao

hahahahahahahhaha

ROFL

LOL!

funny

too funny

I don't know why everyone assumes that I'm joking. :mad:

SoonerofAlabama
6/23/2011, 03:38 PM
^ I might be the funny one, I think. ^

My Opinion Matters
6/23/2011, 03:39 PM
I might be the funny one, I think.

No one likes a braggart.

Mississippi Sooner
6/23/2011, 04:07 PM
youre user name offends me

WTF?

KABOOKIE
6/23/2011, 04:16 PM
And yet, you are some kind of ****** bag that likes sucking the peckers of the OUI posters. Never saw you around here until the OUI incident went done...so you started an account posted a while and left. came back b/c ur broke *** cant afford OUI.

:D

3rdgensooner
6/23/2011, 04:18 PM
^^ Yes, I've always known KABOOKIE to be quite the sycophant.

soonerchk
6/23/2011, 04:19 PM
I can honestly say that Kabookie has never sucked my pecker.

northspeter
6/23/2011, 04:20 PM
No one likes a faggart.

so true.... so true....

Howzit
6/23/2011, 04:31 PM
:D

n00b

PrideTrombone
6/23/2011, 05:07 PM
Stop with the neg speck already. If you disagree with someone, put it in a post, or leave it as a positive speck and then explain your complaint.

.

StoopTroup
6/23/2011, 06:44 PM
Some folks enjoy fag art though.

http://www.hilaryshepherd.com/rantsnraves/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/richard-hatch-arrested.jpg

GO ARMY ! ! ! :D;)

Mjcpr
6/30/2011, 03:08 PM
Sickie.



is spit a naturally occuring lube? srsly, pm me 87sooner

Mongo
6/30/2011, 03:13 PM
well..... did you pm him?

Mjcpr
6/30/2011, 03:17 PM
I did. Tecnically speaking, I think spit would have to be considred both natually occurring and a lube.....so, yes.