post your most awesome spek

[SoonerofAlabama]

Why are mine always so boring:


yup


:D


heh


truth


haha

[StoopTroup]

What's SPEK

[MR2-Sooner86]

only MY opinion matters dip****!


Why haven't you called? I thought what we had was special... :(


i got your text...you call that a penis? :rolleyes:


Yeah...come down to Fraggle Rock where I can beat the **** out of you!


SERIOUSLY! I will NOT go out with you! I see you driving by my house again and I swear to god I'm calling the ****ing cops!


there's no doubt in my mind you're still a virgin


only reason you're alive is because it's illegal to shoot you


Have you ever heard of an Alabama Hotpocket? Cause if you're not busy this weekend... :O


I almost wish there was a hell just so you would burn in it


I think I hate you more than liberals.


. <--- how much love this world has for you


no woman could ever love a sexist jerk like you and you will die alone and miserable


you = fail


my god you have got to be the dumbest son of a bitch I've ever come across and I've met Vince Young


abortion, you should have been one


you're so ugly I think a Thai ladyboy prostitute might be out of your reach


:rolleyes:


**** off you little hippie **** sucker. TIA

:pop:

[3rdgensooner]

^^ Bull****

[DIB]

too much truth for the rednecks to handle


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[Turd_Ferguson]

Dude, I been eating cheese for the last four day's. I'm in the McD's bathroom, handicap stall in Muskogee. Can you perform an episiotomy? Srsly, call me. - STEP 772-257-4498

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[SoCaliSooner]

What's SPEK

It's when somebody gets their poor little Internet feelings hurt and spends about 30 minutes straight negging "." on about 90 of somebody's posts in a row.

[The]

It's when somebody gets their poor little Internet feelings hurt and spends about 30 minutes straight negging "." on about 90 of somebody's posts in a row.

Wait, that's happened to you too?

I thought I was alone....

[delhalew]

That's happened to everyone. You ain't special.

[SoCaliSooner]

Wait, that's happened to you too?

I thought I was alone....

Whatever it is that has happened to you or things that you've done, I assure you, it had happened to me...or my lawyer kept them from pressing charges.

[SoCaliSooner]

^^ Yes, I've always known KABOOKIE to be quite the sycophant.

I consider myself the phantless syco...

[Jammin']

Do gay porn videos count as non-hollywood? - StoopTroup

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[My Opinion Matters]

what does your sig say?

Indeed.

[SoonerofAlabama]

Some new dull ones:


nice


I approve


shut up


No

[The Profit]

That's happened to everyone. You ain't special.




You're right. Some weiner biter does it to me from time-to-time. At first, the idiot kept calling me Kansas City or something like that.

[SoonerofAlabama]

No longer plain. :D


That's one pi$$ed off pu$$y

Oh and there are some things from My Opinion Matters that I probably shouldn't repeat.

[Mongo]

No longer plain. :D



Oh and there are some things from My Opinion Matters that I probably shouldn't repeat.

you are totally ruining this thread

[SoonerofAlabama]

you are totally ruining this thread

This thread is ruining me.

[My Opinion Matters]

No longer plain. :D



Oh and there are some things from My Opinion Matters that I probably shouldn't repeat.

Don't you know what eponymous means?! Or am I thinking of unanimous...?

[My Opinion Matters]

you are totally ruining this thread

Let's neg him to Bratislava, boys!!

[Mongo]

Let's neg him to Bratislava, boys!!

yeehawwww!!!!

[My Opinion Matters]

yeehawwww!!!!

Where the hell is ST the one time we need him?

[My Opinion Matters]

I am young and inexperienced. would you please show me the proper way of squatting over your chest with a colon full of mentos and diet coke, and how to control the expanding gas/foam into a managable stream? srsly, pm me, SoonerofAlabama

PM me once you're legal, kid.

[Mongo]

looks like she is getting the hang of it

[SoonerofAlabama]

Am I supposed to expect these kind of posts often in the South Oval? jw

[My Opinion Matters]

Am I supposed to expect these kind of posts often in the South Oval? jw

Stop playing games with me, Sooner Bama!


I am playing coy, but as I spek, I have a two litre bottle shoved up my anus while a road flare is dripping on my nipples. srsly, pm me, Soonerof Alabama

[Mongo]

Am I supposed to expect these kind of posts often in the South Oval? jw

with that hefty of a post count......are you new here?

[SoonerofAlabama]

I will take that as a yes. A very strange yes that will haunt my dreams. I don't think mentos, road flares, or bottles were designed for the purposes described, but thanks for the enlightenment. :D

[SoonerofAlabama]

with that hefty of a post count......are you new here?

Have seen some weird things. Just thought that was a bit weirder.

[tommieharris91]

Have the American... 6/28/2011 10:39 AM My Opinion Matters. :)
:(

[SoonerofAlabama]

spek is cool. Second-hand spek is dangerous though.

[SoonerofAlabama]

I want to glue feathers all over you and call you finger lickin good--delhalew

Boring is an unincorporated community located in Clackamas County, Oregon, United States, on Oregon Route 212. It is approximately eight miles south of Gresham and about the same distance from Clackamas, both suburbs of Portland. The town is roughly

No longer complaining about boring spek. My Opinion Matters, you are an odd fellow.

[Mongo]

you are ruining this spek thread

[My Opinion Matters]

No longer complaining about boring spek. My Opinion Matters, you are an odd fellow.

Go play ninja turtles with david.

[SoonerofAlabama]

Go play ninja turtles with david.

How do i play ninja turtles?

[SoonerofAlabama]

you are ruining this spek thread

How do I un-ruin it?

[Mongo]

stop posting

[My Opinion Matters]

How do I un-ruin it?

Going to play with david.

[SoonerofAlabama]

stop posting


Going to play with david.

What if I keep posting, but about turtles? Fair trade?

[Mongo]

What if I keep posting, but about turtles? Fair trade?

SHUT THE **** UP DONNY!!

[SoonerofAlabama]

Big Lebowski

[Peach Fuzz]

Don't say david and Ninja Turtles in the same sentence plz... ****in with my childhood

[SoonerofAlabama]

Can I post in this thread yet?

[soonerchk]

Can I post in this thread yet?

Not until you give better spek.

[3rdgensooner]

TOO coherent. TRY AGAIN!
I'm all high on oxy and Diet Mountain Dew! Let's get hetero!...

[DIB]

Your boogers taste like gold. GODDAMN GOLD.

...

[soonerchk]

I am so in love with you right now.




IT'S TOO TOUGH NOT TO NOTICE THAT DIP****. I am sorry for typing that in all caps. I did not notice until I had already finished typing that. I was not shouting at you, but I am lazy and not going back to edit it


Just a couple of samples of what you people need to do to get my attention.

[The]

Don't be a dick.

Nobody gives good spek anymores.

[SoonerofAlabama]

When I was a kid, spek meant something. Now with the corporate agenda, spek is just a tool the talibans use to get me to buy their overpriced gas and sand.

[My Opinion Matters]

I never understand these stupid Twilight references:


Bazillion points to Gryffindor!

[SoonerofAlabama]

I lose interest easily, I need something exciting.


Thanks for post


Thanks!!


Thanks man!


awesome

[My Opinion Matters]

I want ot blow raspberries on your taint as you jerk it to Little House on the Prairie. srsly, pm me SoA

You mispelled some words.

[SoonerofAlabama]

You mispelled some words.

I am one sick puppy. Haven't learned all my letters yet either.

[tommieharris91]

When you and The jerk it to hermaphrodite monkey porn, I always want to join you. Let me party with you two. Srsly, My Opinion Matters
I like your style, dude.

[soonerchk]

Someone stepped up their game today!


Be careful. The internwebs add ten pounds.

[The]

I like your style, dude.


Wanna 'bate?

no homo

[tommieharris91]

Wanna 'bate?

Nah. Let's do this instead:


The word bukkake is often used in Japanese to describe pouring out water with sufficient momentum to cause splashing or spilling

[SoonerofAlabama]

Someone stepped up their game today!

Oh yay, I'm published. <sarcastic>

[SoonerofAlabama]

Did you know there is an Ardmore, TN; Ardmore, AL; and Ardmore, OK. Whoa.

[My Opinion Matters]

Every day I have a bran muffin and two cups of joe at Panera and by midday when I'm thinking about making a break for it and getting my drink on i have to first jetson some serious ballast. My customary stall on the fourth floor in the South wing is covered, at least in that cambrian band of the wall thats assesible to those in a seated position, with a suprising amount of Homoerotic graphiti as if its not just ten percent of the country thats gay but a full 100 percent. i know all the "hey I suck a good dick" and "Meet me here at 4:30 on Hump Day and I'll blow You away" crap is just a bunch of heteros, and not gays, talking ingest and letting off some of there homo steam. And that must be what's going on with these sad *** spex (etc. " I seek your anus" so funny!).

I always feel a bit sorry for those people who feel so compelled to root around there bags for a pin just so they can let off some of that homoerotic ten chin that must come to the fore while they are wiping their butts in that cloystered area. Oh no I'm sub coming to my inner demons while thinking about all the hot hairy *** thats been sitting on this seat since teh last time the janetar was here last weakened! But no I'm not gay! I'm just being ironic! Right! Right? To feel so compelled to do that and find it so worth wild must mean something and that something isnt good. LOL. Thats why speks R 4 phags.

[SoonerofAlabama]

I understood maybe 5% of that. Are you saying people who receive green speks are phags or people who give them are phags or what? :confused:

[SoonerofAlabama]

you wise about gay. you make gay sex? pm me, Nope

What?

[tommieharris91]

I want you to pour milk into my cornhole, then have my cat lick it out. Don't worry, my cat thinks it's normal. pm me. SoA

That actually doesn't sound like the good time I'm looking for.

[Mongo]

bitch pleeeeeeease...I'm classier than that......I would pay someone else to do it.

can chicks call dudes bitches? arent there rules against it?

[stevo]

I'll call you what I want

[Mongo]

your *****'s a close second

whatever musky boy

[Thaumaturge]

You know which slaves Lincoln didn't free? His little boy sex slaves.

Yes yes, but he was still very forward-thinking for his time.

[Partial Qualifier]

whatever musky boy


okay... but no less than third :D

[My Opinion Matters]

I wanna pump you full of my man gravy like your *** was mashed potatoes. PM for details. - Mongo.

[Mjcpr]

I will not tell who posted this.



touche, my mouf is watering

[diegosooner]

Do you know which silly mod keeps locking these McCain threads?.

[diegosooner]

I know she is dip****. It was a joke. I have seen other pics of her, and she is no Steven Tyler. Now, if you would be so kind as to blow me.....

[My Opinion Matters]

nie

I do not speak equine!

[DIB]

I wanna roll you up into a little ball and shove you up my vagina.

yes please

[soonerchk]

I'm making sweet, sweet love to the goo inside your head.

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[stevo]

yes please



rom is so duuuurty!

[SoonerHoops]

Now, this is the story all about how My life got flipped-turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute Just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air In west Philadelphia born and raised On the playground was


Jammin??

[Jammin']

Jammin??

Close, i was bjorn in Missouri.

[stevo]

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hey!

[Mississippi Sooner]

can i cut it like Shawn White with a head full of blow?

No.

[The]

Do not want. Not clicking that.

Johnny Mack and I were trading spek until I sent him swap.avi.

Now he never calls anymores....

[stevo]

Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me. I'm looking good, got a luscious v of hair going through my chest pubes down to my ball fro. She takes one look at me and goes " Oh my god, I've had the old bull now I want

yep

[The]

BTW, I've been getting absolute **** for spek comments lately.

You unfunny mother****ers need to step your game up.

[Theskipster]

swap.avi.



It truly is amazing what $500 can inflict on the world.

[The]

It truly is amazing what $500 can inflict on the world.

True dat.

[soonerchk]

BTW, I've been getting absolute **** for spek comments lately.

You unfunny mother****ers need to step your game up.

Inspire me, bitch.

[The]

Inspire me, bitch.

I'm too busy with your goo.

[soonerchk]

Is that why I keep twitching?

[The]

Is that why I keep twitching?

That's just the love seeping through.

[soonerchk]

That's just the love seeping through.

No wonder my ear is all stuffy.

[stevo]

That's just the love seeping through.

i had a friend who got that in her eye one time (and by "friend" i mean mongo) and it can cause a serious infection..

[SoonerHoops]

i had a friend who got that in her eye one time (and by "friend" i mean mongo) and it can cause a serious infection..


How did it affect your permanent vision?

[stevo]

How did it affect your permanent vision?

huuuuzzzZZZAH!

[Thaumaturge]

Reagan should never be in the same sentence as Obama.

Agreed... if that were to ever happ... oh... oh god no! IT'S HAPPENED AGAIN!

[Mongo]

looks-wise you are probably right.But I need 'em dumb as hell. and NOT looking to score something besides a **** in their mouth

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[stevo]

you are a giant *******


i don't know about the giant part

[dynersooner]

i don't know about the giant part

One can always hope...

[Mongo]

One can always hope...

I am sure the HD fisting has paid off

[soonerboomer93]

When doesn't it

[DIB]

but only the old enjoy the sodomizing. The young tolerate it for the candy.

Lot of truthiness in this spek

[The]

your taste in music makes me want a fellatio from a weed-eater

Yay!

[Breadburner]

It's all relative.....

[My Opinion Matters]

because the watermelon wont keep overnight?

.

[SouthCarolinaSooner]

If this post were made of chocolate, I would melt it down and pour it all over my nude body..