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mikee likee
4/25/2011, 08:11 PM
the rumors will start so I got it out.

Whet
4/25/2011, 08:30 PM
Think Mike will leave Arizona?

bixby28
4/25/2011, 08:30 PM
Why do these threads still remain cool to some posters?

mikee likee
4/25/2011, 08:43 PM
That's right I did not specify which Stoops...:)

Octavian
4/25/2011, 08:44 PM
No way -- not enough beaches.


Bob loves beaches.

olevetonahill
4/25/2011, 08:51 PM
Guess thats why yer RED
This is not even mildly amusing :rolleyes:

SoonerStormchaser
4/25/2011, 08:58 PM
Herbie just reported that Stoops's wife HATES it in Norman, and wants to move anywhere with a pulse...even North Dakota.

StoopTroup
4/25/2011, 09:03 PM
I heard Herbie's Wife was running off with Jenny.

tfoolry
4/25/2011, 09:05 PM
Stoops is holding out for Iowa. A big drug scandal is going on there and Ferentz will be fired mid season.

salth2o
4/25/2011, 09:37 PM
No way -- not enough beaches.


Bob loves beaches.



I love teh beeches too!

SoonerNate
4/25/2011, 09:40 PM
Guess thats why yer RED
This is not even mildly amusing :rolleyes:

This ^

Soonermagik
4/25/2011, 10:04 PM
Maybe Mark Stoops.. and no, I'm not kidding.

SoonerNate
4/25/2011, 10:11 PM
Not a chance. He's set for now with Jimbo

BoomerSooner, esq.
4/25/2011, 10:29 PM
It was really only a matter of time until someone said it......

RedstickSooner
4/25/2011, 10:34 PM
"Stoops to wherever" used to bother me back when I had a nagging suspicion that his leaving was possible. They don't bug me now. But I understand if some of my fellow Sooners ain't as laid back as I am.

...but I *did* find this thread at least *mildly* amusing... No offense, brethren :)

SoonerKnight
4/25/2011, 10:42 PM
NOT AMUSING!

agoo758
4/25/2011, 11:03 PM
At least you didn't post one of these like that OTHER guy.

http://www.wildbirds.com/Portals/0/images/new%20bird.jpg

JLEW1818
4/25/2011, 11:16 PM
I always thought that Ohio St would be the school he went to, if he ever left OU.

Now I think Iowa would be the only school he would Coach at.

StoopTroup
4/25/2011, 11:52 PM
He who?

gaylordfan1
4/26/2011, 12:10 AM
Blah

olevetonahill
4/26/2011, 12:15 AM
Kiss my dick.:rolleyes:

OK2U
4/26/2011, 12:20 AM
http://www.tulsaworld.com/blogs/sportspost.aspx?/Stoops_to_Ohio_State/12-11276

Stoops to Ohio State...
4/25/2011 10:59:20 PM

... Mark Stoops, that is. The little brother who Bob, Mike and Ron once used as their personal toy in the Youngstown bedroom they all shared.

Mark Stoops is a possibility to replace Jim Tressel, assuming Tressel resigns in the wake of NCAA sanctions surely headed Ohio State's way. So says Bryan Fischer of CBSSports.com. He tweeted it Monday morning, around the time the NCAA's notice of allegations against Tressel and Ohio State went public thanks to the Columbus Dispatch.

Why not Bob Stoops, the Oklahoma coach who Yahoo! college football columnist Tom Dienhart connected to the Buckeyes job during a chat Monday morning? (Actually, Dienhart connected Urban Meyer to the job first, then threw in Stoops, Bo Pelini, Gary Pinkel and Brian Kelly.)

Why not Pelini? San Jose Mercury News college writer Jon Wilner tweeted the Nebraska coach would replace Tressel. Called it "an educated guess."

Fischer countered that Pelini "wouldn't take it with sanctions." Seems reasonable that if Pelini "wouldn't take it with sanctions," neither would his old chum from Youngstown.

Here's another reason Bob is the wrong Stoops for Ohio State: Last July, several months before the spit hit the fan, Big Ten blogger Adam Rittenberg hosted a chat on ESPN.com. Someone from Columbus asked about Tressel's successor. Rittenberg mentioned Pelini, Stoops and Meyer.

Then someone who identified himself as "Bob Stoops in Norman, Ok" joined the chat with: "Adam, simply stated, a move from OU to OSU is a lateral move at best."

Was it really Stoops, with nothing better to do on a summer afternoon than lurk in a Big Ten chat room? Was it really Stoops right there with HawkeyePapyrus from Schenectady, G. Mason from Hoping to move soon and Billy Goat from Chicago?

Sure. Course it was. Scoffing at the notion of making "a lateral move at best."

Rittenberg, to his credit, played along. Here was his zinger of a reply to "Bob Stoops in Norman Ok": "At Ohio State, unlike Oklahoma, you can actually make moves independent of what your archrival does. It was comical to me how Oklahoma was willing to follow Texas (during the realignment frenzy) no matter what, as if it couldn't survive without UT. Imagine Ohio State doing that."

Now imagine Ohio State introducing a Stoops after firing Tressel. Not Bob, Mike or Ron. Their plaything, Mark.

Mark Stoops, 20 years a football coach but never in charge of his own program? Suddenly in charge of The Ohio State University?

He'd take it with sanctions.

-- Guerin Emig

agoo758
4/26/2011, 12:37 AM
Even ol' Jim finds this thread absurd!

http://nbccollegefootballtalk.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/jim-tressel1.jpg

OK2U
4/26/2011, 12:43 AM
http://www.thesportsbank.net/core/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/south-park-jim-tressel.jpg

FirstAndGoalOU
4/26/2011, 12:45 AM
http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/9/20/128979458990656882.jpg

Gandalf_The_Grey
4/26/2011, 03:01 AM
I hear Urban Meyer planned this with Bo Stoops. Urban and Bob as Co-head coaches

badger
4/26/2011, 07:40 AM
I like that the thread title just says "stoops" because i could see one of his brothers (even older brother ronnie) going to tOSU. Just not Bob. Bob just built his castle. Hail, King Stoops.

JLEW1818
4/26/2011, 08:17 AM
He who?

Stoops, not that he is leaving anytime soon.

Soonermagik
4/26/2011, 08:19 AM
Not a chance. He's set for now with Jimbo

Set with Jimbo?? Dude, if he could take over as HC at Ohio State he would make close to 10 times the money. Being an assistant at FSU is nothing to being the HC at a major program. Plus, he would go from making $400k to over $3 million. Mark has had lots of success and he's calmer than Mike and would honestly make a better HC, IMHO.

SoonerLB
4/26/2011, 02:15 PM
Bob Stoops isn't going anywhere, he already has the absolute best job in college football, PERIOD! :)

CBUS_SOONER
4/26/2011, 06:27 PM
Stoops to Cardinal Mooney

oudavid1
4/26/2011, 06:38 PM
Stoops to Cardinal Mooney

LETS GO!!!!

Ron Jr and Bob together would kill anything and everything!

ouwasp
4/26/2011, 08:20 PM
This thread is just mildly amusing, with an undercurrent of disdain... can you imagine how those ohio dipsh!ts would act if Bob did go to tosu? They act crappy 'nuff as is.

At least some of the usual retard suspects aren't on this thread...

JRAM
4/27/2011, 07:00 PM
Wasp, pull your head out of your infected , rotten ***.

CBUS_SOONER
4/27/2011, 08:31 PM
LETS GO!!!!

Ron Jr and Bob together would kill anything and everything!

Except the Delphos St John's Blue Jays

Mad Dog Madsen
4/28/2011, 08:48 AM
Kiss my dick.:rolleyes:

WHOA!

Bishop3000
4/28/2011, 07:01 PM
"Mark Stoops, that is. The little brother who Bob, Mike and Ron once used as their personal toy in the Youngstown bedroom they all shared."


I knew them boys was from arkysaw