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Jammin'
4/22/2011, 08:12 AM
The traffic this morning was minimal due to everyone that is off today to play golf. We should celebrate the death of Jesus more often. (and other assorted fairly tales)


Oh, and Hoppy Easter.

mgsooner
4/22/2011, 08:15 AM
Agreed

KantoSooner
4/22/2011, 08:28 AM
I'm drooling thinking of 'Trickster Coyote Day' or 'Loki's Birthday'.

Jammin'
4/22/2011, 08:52 AM
I'm drooling thinking of 'Trickster Coyote Day' or 'Loki's Birthday'.

As long as it reduces my morning drive time, bring 'em on.


"Tebow Tuesdays" sounds relaxing.

SoCaliSooner
4/22/2011, 08:57 AM
As a guy who went to private Christian school, private Christian university, accepted into the seminary but gave it up to worship the sacred cow, or rather Bull...McCaffrey, I wish we had an Easter for those who celebrate mammon.

OutlandTrophy
4/22/2011, 09:00 AM
The traffic this morning was minimal due to everyone that is off today to play golf. We should celebrate the death of Jesus more often. (and other assorted fairly tales)


Oh, and Hoppy Easter.

God loves you.

3rdgensooner
4/22/2011, 09:27 AM
God Bless!

http://www.sportressofblogitude.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/TimTebowhaircut1.jpg

C&CDean
4/22/2011, 09:29 AM
I wonder if Teblow regrets that **** yet.

Jammin'
4/22/2011, 09:42 AM
God loves you.

I love her too.

Leroy Lizard
4/22/2011, 09:44 AM
As a guy who went to private Christian school, private Christian university, accepted into the seminary but gave it up to worship the sacred cow...

You're a Horn fan?

Leroy Lizard
4/22/2011, 09:46 AM
I love her too.

http://www.clipartheaven.com/clipart/kids_stuff/images_%28a_-_f%29/fishing.gif

Jammin'
4/22/2011, 10:01 AM
http://www.clipartheaven.com/clipart/kids_stuff/images_%28a_-_f%29/fishing.gif

Ha. yeah I was just kidding. there is no god.

Leroy Lizard
4/22/2011, 10:59 AM
Ha. yeah I was just kidding. there is no god.

http://www.clipartheaven.com/clipart/kids_stuff/images_%28a_-_f%29/fishing.gif

Jammin'
4/22/2011, 11:01 AM
http://www.clipartheaven.com/clipart/kids_stuff/images_%28a_-_f%29/fishing.gif

Ha. I was just kidding. I'm god.

StoopTroup
4/22/2011, 11:14 AM
Ha. I was just kidding. I'm god.

What's God smoking these days?

http://waiteswebworld.com/oldsite/burns1c.jpg

Jammin'
4/22/2011, 11:21 AM
Colorado Kush. You?

StoopTroup
4/22/2011, 11:38 AM
Colorado Kush. You?

Nothing.

Smoking causes Cancer

Jammin'
4/22/2011, 11:41 AM
Nothing.

Smoking causes Cancer

I'll tell jesus you said hello.

Leroy Lizard
4/22/2011, 11:44 AM
I'll tell jesus you said hello.

I love watching Jammin' trying to turn this thread into another religious cat fight. It's like Spliff Politics.

:pop:

StoopTroup
4/22/2011, 11:46 AM
I love watching Jammin' trying to turn this thread into another religious cat fight.

:pop:

Stoners do that. What else do they have to do?

Jammin'
4/22/2011, 11:47 AM
I love watching Jammin' trying to turn this thread into another religious cat fight. It's like Spliff Politics.

:pop:

IT's been fun. I'm most amused at the equal parts of red and green I received in this and the 2blacks1white thread. Sad my work day ends at noonish.

On Edit: Troop, whites eat watermelon too.

Leroy Lizard
4/22/2011, 11:52 AM
IT's been fun. I'm most amused at the equal parts of red and green I received in this and the 2blacks1white thread. Sad my work day ends at noonish.

Trollin' is your job?

If it was my mine, I would be a land baron.

Jammin'
4/22/2011, 11:54 AM
Trollin' is your job?

If it was my mine, I would be a land baron.

Sorta. My clients don't usually work on Friday's. I have two calls, one is already done and I have another in 5 mins. Then, puff!, I"m gone.

Leroy Lizard
4/22/2011, 11:55 AM
Sorta. My clients don't usually work on Friday's.

Clients? Hmmm, you left yourself wide open on that one. ;)

3rdgensooner
4/22/2011, 11:56 AM
Clients? Hmmm, you left yourself wide open on that one. ;)Good thing he bleaches.

Jammin'
4/22/2011, 12:01 PM
Good thing he bleaches.

And I do-sha back there too. I like to feel fresh.


Sidenote: who's getting chocolate easter bunnies this year?

3rdgensooner
4/22/2011, 12:24 PM
THIS is an Easter Miracle


Bless my cotton sock! Man finds face of Jesus in the laundry after spilling bleach (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1379519/Bless-cotton-sock-Man-finds-face-Jesus-sock-spilling-bleach.html#ixzz1KH20xvN0)

A man has discovered the face of Jesus on his sock - after spilling bleach on it.

James Henderson, 23, had accidentally splashed the liquid on the sock a few days before he went on holiday around Europe with friends.

He thought nothing more of it, packed the pair and only saw the image on the final day of his whistle-stop tour of 10 cities in 10 days.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/04/22/article-0-0BBB69F700000578-613_634x420.jpg
James Henderson, 23, had accidentally splashed the liquid on the sock a few days before he went on holiday around Europe with friends. He thought nothing more of it, packed the pair and only saw the image on the final day of his whistle-stop tour of 10 cities in 10 days.

He said: 'We'd literally just got to a hostel in Amsterdam and I sat on the bed to take off my shoe.

'I couldn't believe it really - I called over my pals and they were all as shocked as me.

'I've heard of people finding images in weird and wonderful places before but it was a surprise that I found one on a sock.'

James, from Oswestry, Shropshire said although he isn't religious - he still felt it would be disrespectful to throw it away.

He added: 'After I got back from holiday I didn't even wash it let alone wear it.

'I just don't want to ruin it so I'll have to pray it doesn't get smelly.'

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/04/22/article-0-0BBB6B9200000578-239_634x678.jpg
James, from Oswestry, Shropshire said although he isn't religious - he still felt it would be disrespectful to throw it away.

SoCaliSooner
4/22/2011, 12:26 PM
That means Jesus is really black. Oh the huge manatee...

Romulus
4/22/2011, 12:45 PM
I am eating at the Blue Dog Cafe in Lafayette, LA on Sunday. Its my favorite part of Easter anymore

SoCaliSooner
4/22/2011, 12:48 PM
I am eating at the Blue Dog Cafe in Lafayette, LA on Sunday. Its my favorite part of Easter anymore

The whole Thomas fisting arisen Jesus in disbelief makes me chuckle at what my wife deems an inappropriate time.