Watching Porn

[caseysooner]

is a lot like smoking weed, it's fun to do until it's time to grow up and have real responsibilities.

[Mongo]

I am NOT reading all of this.

I have to jack it

[sooner ngintunr]

ban it.

[StoopTroup]

is a lot like smoking weed, it's fun to do until it's time to grow up and have real responsibilities.

You mean like jumpin out of perfectly good airplanes kind of responsibility? :D

[sooner ngintunr]

You mean like jumpin out of perfectly good airplanes kind of responsibility? :D

They're only semi-perfect airplanes.;)

[caseysooner]

That's why it makes it an easy decision to get out of them.

[oumartin]

it's fun till you have to clean up the aftermath and then you just feel dirty and shameful.

[sooner59]

But its always fun to blow it in someone's face...

[Crucifax Autumn]

I get more exercise watching porn.

[KABOOKIE]

Once you grow up and have all sorts of real responsibilities is when the sex stops and the porn starts.

If you're continuously watching porn as a young lad with no real responsibilities then it's more likely you'll never stop watching it as you're a dork who lives in your mom's basement.

[Chuck Bao]

Ahem...it is instructional video. Apparently, some of you city folk need instructions to go with your kit.

[KABOOKIE]

I didn't become a sh&t hot pilot by watching top gun all day.

[KantoSooner]

I'm wondering about these real responsibilities that people are so quick to posit. I'm assuming things like jobs (and, oh yes, they have to be 'real' jobs. Jobs of authoritah, jobs that generate lots of money. Jobs that make 'the community' admire and fear you. yes?), family (something like 'Barbie, Skipper and Jr.'? Nice accoutrement to one's life. Looking good marching into the country club for Sunday brunch, following conspicous seating just off the aisle at an acceptably conservative protestant sect service?) possessions (proper mock Tudor or 'Country French' McMansion in the proper sub-division. Grass well mowed. European car parked out front) and social set (a couple of medical professionals, perhaps a softly shilling 'private banker' from the local third tier bank, maybe a car dealer).
Good gig if you can get it. Depending on what you have to give up. But it's clearly not the be-all and end-all of life.
But then, you'd have had to actually do the reading in those despised English courses to feel that way. And we all know that it's only the grades that count. And Cliff Notes is more than adequate for that.

[Mississippi Sooner]

I do most of my pron surfing at work.

[3rdgensooner]

This thread reminded me of an article I saw:

Porn company collecting 1-800 numbers (http://www.suntimes.com/news/nation/4912651-418/porn-company-collecting-1-800-numbers.html)


NEW YORK (AP) — For years, teenagers across the U.S. could call a toll-free hotline if they had embarrassing questions about AIDS and safe sex. Dial the same number now and you get a recording of giggling women offering to talk dirty to you.

“We both have big appetites for sex,” they purr. “Pinch us and poke us. Spank us and tease us. We love it all. ... Enter your credit card number now.”

Those naughty misdials, and countless others like them, appear to be no accident.

Records obtained by The Associated Press show that over the past 13 years, a little-known Philadelphia company called PrimeTel Communications has quietly gained control over nearly a quarter of all the 1-800 numbers in the U.S. and Canada, often by grabbing them the moment they are relinquished by previous users. As of March, it administered more 800 numbers that any other company, including Verizon and AT&T.

And many, if not most, of those 1.7 million numbers appear to be used for one thing: redirecting callers to a phone-sex service.

Dial 1-800-Chicago and instead of reaching a tourism hotline for the Windy City, you will hear a woman offering “one-on-one talk with a nasty girl” for $2.99 per minute. A similar thing happens if you punch in the initial digits of 1-800-Metallica, 1-800-Cadillac, 1-800-Minolta, 1-800-Cameras, 1-800-Worship or 1-800-Whirlpool.

All those numbers contain messages redirecting callers to erotic chat lines operated by National A-1 Advertising, a company that shares an office building with PrimeTel, has common ownership and lists many of the same people as executives or business contacts.

Many people who mistakenly dial a phone-sex line probably just get red-faced and hang up as quickly as possible. Others apparently respond to the come-on and supply their credit card number.

“I guess enough people go for it that it makes business sense,” said Aelea Christofferson, president of ATL Communications, another company that specializes in toll-free services. Capturing callers who have reached the wrong number — whether because they punched an incorrect digit or dialed a number without realizing it had changed hands — is a “big new industry,” she said.

[The]

This thread reminded me of an article I saw:

Porn company collecting 1-800 numbers (http://www.suntimes.com/news/nation/4912651-418/porn-company-collecting-1-800-numbers.html)

Nobody never didn't get rich for underestimating the stupidity of people.

[3rdgensooner]

Nobody never didn't get rich for underestimating the stupidity of people.Yes they didn't.

[Mississippi Sooner]

I guess it's like the spam emails. You'd think no one would be stupid enough to fall for it, but I guess enough are to make it profitable.

[The]

I guess it's like the spam emails. You'd think no one would be stupid enough to fall for it, but I guess enough are to make it profitable.

Here is the answer to that:

http://i.imgur.com/ojIhS.jpg

[Mississippi Sooner]

http://dogfort.wdfiles.com/local--files/red-lobster/redlobster2.jpg

[The]

http://dogfort.wdfiles.com/local--files/red-lobster/redlobster2.jpg


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