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oudavid1
4/20/2011, 01:11 PM
is a lot like skateboarding. Its fun to do until its time to grow up and have real responsibilities.

Mongo
4/20/2011, 01:13 PM
but it does make one less judgemental. and hungry.


mmmm, nacho cheese doritos

thecynic
4/20/2011, 01:14 PM
is a lot like skateboarding. Its fun to do until its time to grow up and have real responsibilities.


not really, I know plenty of successful people that smoke weed.

oudavid1
4/20/2011, 01:15 PM
but it does make one less judgemental. and hungry.


mmmm, nacho cheese doritos

To use a control substance to mask true feelings and inhibit thought is a cowardly excuse used by people who dont like themselves. There are exceptions. Very few though.

olevetonahill
4/20/2011, 01:15 PM
is a lot like skateboarding. Its fun to do until its time to grow up and have real responsibilities.

Unless ya have already fulfilled said responsibilities ;)

oudavid1
4/20/2011, 01:16 PM
not really, I know plenty of successful people that smoke weed.

I dont. They wouldnt be successful if they were reprimanded by the law.

olevetonahill
4/20/2011, 01:16 PM
To use a control substance to mask true feelings and inhibit thought is a cowardly excuse used by people who dont like themselves. There are exceptions. Very few though.

:confused: :rolleyes: :P

The
4/20/2011, 01:16 PM
To use religion to mask true feelings and inhibit thought is a cowardly excuse used by people who dont like themselves. There are exceptions. Very few though.

Fix'd.

oudavid1
4/20/2011, 01:17 PM
:confused: :rolleyes: :P

you crazy ole bastage


Fix'd.

My religious opinions are mine alone. So i like to separate them from public forums as best i can.

Mongo
4/20/2011, 01:18 PM
To use a control substance to mask true feelings and inhibit thought is a cowardly excuse used by people who dont like themselves. There are exceptions. Very few though.

pffft, I hated myself before I sampled weed.

JohnnyMack
4/20/2011, 01:18 PM
Who the **** cares what you think about weed? Mind your own business little skipper.

The
4/20/2011, 01:18 PM
you crazy ole bastage



My religious opinions are mine alone. So i like to separate them from public forums as best i can.


Still applies. You are allowing another person to control your thoughts, and "mask your true feelings".

Unless you're occult, then we're cool.

olevetonahill
4/20/2011, 01:19 PM
you crazy ole bastage
.

That dont make me a BAD person.:P

oudavid1
4/20/2011, 01:20 PM
pffft, I hated myself before I sampled weed.

In my opinion, you probably just hated work. You hated effort. You hated anything that had a resistant force. But i dont know you.

I dont think im on some moral high horse. I just believe that there is a time and place for everything. Weed, never. It dosnt help except to make you forget your problems. My father taught me to deal with them.

MR2-Sooner86
4/20/2011, 01:21 PM
Somebody needs to light up and get laid...and not necessarily in that order.

oudavid1
4/20/2011, 01:22 PM
Who the **** cares what you think about weed? Mind your own business little skipper.

Awe, did i offend you? Did i waste your time?
Im sorry.


Still applies. You are allowing another person to control your thoughts, and "mask your true feelings".

Unless you're occult, then we're cool.

Person? thats funny. Its called faith for reason. And let me put it to you this way, everything you believe in can be destroyed. My faith can never be taken from me.


That dont make me a BAD person.:P

Not one dam bit! :D

olevetonahill
4/20/2011, 01:22 PM
In my opinion, you probably just hated work. You hated effort. You hated anything that had a resistant force. But i dont know you.

I dont think im on some moral high horse. I just believe that there is a time and place for everything. Weed, never. It dosnt help except to make you forget your problems. My father taught me to deal with them.

I smoke to get High
I drank to get durnk
Dont judge me :P

dynersooner
4/20/2011, 01:22 PM
is a lot like skateboarding. Its fun to do until its time to grow up and have real responsibilities.

david, that was insensitive. i still skateboard. sure, its not as sexy or glamorous as following hundreds of people in twitter, then posting those tweets on an internet message board, but its a way to exercise and bond with my son.

please take back what you said about skateboarding.

oudavid1
4/20/2011, 01:22 PM
Somebody needs to light up and get laid...and not necessarily in that order.

ha :D

royalfan5
4/20/2011, 01:22 PM
This why you should only use vicodin lollipops.

The
4/20/2011, 01:23 PM
Person? thats funny. Its called faith for reason. And let me put it to you this way, everything you believe in can be destroyed. My faith can never be taken from me.





What if God came down from heaven and said "You are WRONG, OUDAVID! The only way to me is by smoking this delightful herb I left here on earth for you..."

What do?

Mongo
4/20/2011, 01:24 PM
http://arch.413chan.net/not_sure_if_person_serious-(n1298348232637).jpg

royalfan5
4/20/2011, 01:24 PM
I think it is also clear that OuDavid isn't friends with any English Majors.

oudavid1
4/20/2011, 01:25 PM
I smoke to get High
I drank to get durnk
Dont judge me :P

oh lord


david, that was insensitive. i still skateboard. sure, its not as sexy or glamorous as following hundreds of people in twitter, then posting those tweets on an internet message board, but its a way to exercise and bond with my son.

please take back what you said about skateboarding.

My point was that skateboarding is for young kids. Just like weed it. I know adults use it but its primarily a kid thing. What you do is not relative to my analogy. It would be more directed at your son. I didnt mean to offend you. I want to offend everyone eventually though.

OUDoc
4/20/2011, 01:25 PM
David's just trying to make sure he stays welcome in my house.
Nice job. ;)

Don't listen to Mongo. He only wants to get you drunk.

oudavid1
4/20/2011, 01:26 PM
What if God came down from heaven and said "You are WRONG, OUDAVID! The only way to me is by smoking this delightful herb I left here on earth for you..."

What do?

He would have to do it first.


I think it is also clear that OuDavid isn't friends with any English Majors.

Im getting better. But i go to fast. Gotta keep my tweets up.

Mongo
4/20/2011, 01:26 PM
David's just trying to make sure he stays welcome in my house.
Nice job. ;)

Don't listen to Mongo. He only wants to get you drunk.

and get the pants off

pphilfran
4/20/2011, 01:27 PM
In tribute to this thread I am going to roll a big fat one....

oudavid1
4/20/2011, 01:27 PM
David's just trying to make sure he stays welcome in my house.
Nice job. ;)

Don't listen to Mongo. He only wants to get you drunk.

Ha it is a beautiful house and i love being there!

And dont let him meet JJ then. :rolleyes:

oudavid1
4/20/2011, 01:27 PM
In tribute to this thread I am going to roll a big fat one....

:D :D :D :D

royalfan5
4/20/2011, 01:28 PM
He would have to do it first.



Im getting better. But i go to fast. Gotta keep my tweets up.

The joke is that English majors drink and do lots of drugs. Not that your writing is bad.

The
4/20/2011, 01:28 PM
He would have to do it first.



Trick question, nerdboy. THERE IS NO GOD....

JohnnyMack
4/20/2011, 01:30 PM
Trick question, nerdboy. THERE IS NO GOD....

Balrogs however......those are real.

oudavid1
4/20/2011, 01:31 PM
The joke is that English majors drink and do lots of drugs. Not that your writing is bad.

haha actually all my friends drink(i mean most of them a lot) cause we are all in college. My gf dosnt drink that much(about as much as i do). And a lot of them used to smoke a lot, some still rarely do. I just am not attracted to it is all. I understand why they do it. I just dont like it.


Trick question, nerdboy. THERE IS NO GOD....

Prove it.




You know what, nvm. I dont wanna hear your crap anyway. ill just pray for you tonight.

The
4/20/2011, 01:32 PM
Prove it.




You know what, nvm. I dont wanna hear your crap anyway. ill just pray for you tonight.


http://www.logosapologia.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/epicurus_quote1.jpg

royalfan5
4/20/2011, 01:33 PM
haha actually all my friends drink(i mean most of them a lot) cause we are all in college. My gf dosnt drink that much(about as much as i do). And a lot of them used to smoke a lot, some still rarely do. I just am not attracted to it is all. I understand why they do it. I just dont like it.



Prove it.




You know what, nvm. I dont wanna hear your crap anyway. ill just pray for you tonight.

I think the main issue here is that you aren't cool enough for them to share their drugs with you.

oudavid1
4/20/2011, 01:35 PM
http://www.logosapologia.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/epicurus_quote1.jpg

Am i to believe in man created science? That there is only one floating rock in this entire universe that supports life so perfectly. It is divine. Man is not. Im sorry you think God has turned his back on you. But you turned yours on Him. You cant change my mind, i cant change yours. So dont bother anyone by trying.

Mongo
4/20/2011, 01:35 PM
someone blow some bong rips in david's ear

oudavid1
4/20/2011, 01:35 PM
I think the main issue here is that you aren't cool enough for them to share their drugs with you.

ha if you really knew me.

SoonerNate
4/20/2011, 01:35 PM
Weed is for lightweights that can't handle mass quantities of beer.

oudavid1
4/20/2011, 01:36 PM
someone blow some bong rips in david's ear

i can say i have never used a bong.

The
4/20/2011, 01:36 PM
Am i to believe in man created science? That there is only one floating rock in this entire universe that supports life so perfectly. It is divine. Man is not. Im sorry you think God has turned his back on you. But you turned yours on Him. You cant change my mind, i cant change yours. So dont bother anyone by trying.


Fairy Tales are for children.

Just like you think weed and skateboarding are for children.

Mongo
4/20/2011, 01:36 PM
i can say i have never used a bong.

I will bet money you have never used a vagina either

royalfan5
4/20/2011, 01:36 PM
Weed is for lightweights that can't handle mass quantities of beer.

and beer is for people who haven't figured out they can put benadryl in their beer.

mgsooner
4/20/2011, 01:38 PM
Isn't OUdavid about 19 years old? Forgive me if I don't feel like taking life lessons from a child.

MR2-Sooner86
4/20/2011, 01:38 PM
Perhaps I didn't make myself clear, somebody needs to take some hits with his girlfriend and nail her...not necessarily in that order.

If you think just wild drunk sex is good...you haven't been living.

Bourbon St Sooner
4/20/2011, 01:38 PM
ah, life lessons from a 20 year old.

oudavid1
4/20/2011, 01:38 PM
Fairy Tales are for children.

Just like you think weed and skateboarding are for children.

Ha one mans opinion is just that.


I will bet money you have never used a vagina either

Why?


and beer is for people who haven't figured out they can put benadryl in their beer.

oh wow lol

thecynic
4/20/2011, 01:39 PM
in college there was a cat in the apt. we had a traveling bag for him. we would stick him in it, blow pot smoke in there, swing it around and let him out. I'm not sure what the cat felt about it, but watching a stoned dizzy cat flail around the apartment was really funny.

oh I'm sorry, I'm combining threads.

Mongo
4/20/2011, 01:42 PM
in college there was a cat in the apt. we had a traveling bag for him. we would stick him in it, blow pot smoke in there, swing it around and let him out. I'm not sure what the cat felt about it, but watching a stoned dizzy cat flail around the apartment was really funny.

oh I'm sorry, I'm combining threads.

my buddy's cocker spaniel would follow the item being passed, wanting the shotgun exhales.

coolest dog ever

MR2-Sooner86
4/20/2011, 01:47 PM
Getting the family pet high is always a good time.

Speaking of high stories I remember my friends and I somehow got the e-mail addresses to all of the Disney Board of Directors and we sent them an e-mail that night requesting that they make Fantasia in 3D. You're welcome.

The
4/20/2011, 01:48 PM
Speaking of high stories I remember my friends and I somehow got the e-mail addresses to all of the Disney Board of Directors and we sent them an e-mail that night requesting that they make Fantasia in 3D. You're welcome.


Drop acid.

KantoSooner
4/20/2011, 02:16 PM
Drop acid.

Thank You! It had to come along...

David, you're entitled to your opinions on God, drugs or whatever. Forgive me if I believe many that you have enunciated on this thread are relatively poorly thought out.
What I think you should consider, however, is the categorical nature of your assertions. How can you be so sure of your positions? Either on the basis of your trust in the sources from whom you received them or on the basis of 20 years or so of life experience?
I'm 50 and let me assure you that the next 30 years of your life will cause you to accept as absolute truth some things you regard as total falsehood now....and probably on bases that you could absolutely not imagine today.
Believe in yourself, but doubt your opinions...and most especially, doubt the opinions of those who seem most sure of themselves.
I'd also suggest a brief perusal of research surrounding The Pure Food and Drug Act of 1904 (1905?). The 'science' that forms the basis of many of our sumptuary laws today is not terribly inspiring.

NormanPride
4/20/2011, 02:30 PM
I'm trying to decide who is getting trolled harder, The or oudavid. It's tough.

The
4/20/2011, 02:33 PM
I'm trying to decide who is getting trolled harder, The or oudavid. It's tough.
http://i.imgur.com/UTr1b.png

ByrnHoustonsSweatyPalms
4/20/2011, 02:33 PM
in college there was a cat in the apt. we had a traveling bag for him. we would stick him in it, blow pot smoke in there, swing it around and let him out. I'm not sure what the cat felt about it, but watching a stoned dizzy cat flail around the apartment was really funny.

oh I'm sorry, I'm combining threads.

Did they let Socalisooner back on the board?:confused:

Jammin'
4/20/2011, 02:39 PM
Bring me champagne when I'm thirsty.
Bring me reefer when I wanna get high.

3rdgensooner
4/20/2011, 02:40 PM
is a lot like skateboarding. Its fun to do until its time to grow up and have real responsibilities.


Isn't OUdavid about 19 years old?

http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/4415563/2/istockphoto_4415563-baby-genius.jpg

StoopTroup
4/20/2011, 02:43 PM
I just want to see the list of the successful people who smoke weed.

sappstuf
4/20/2011, 02:45 PM
I just want to see the list of the successful people who smoke weed.

http://www.celebritynewsbuzz.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/charlie-sheen-one-million.jpg

3rdgensooner
4/20/2011, 02:52 PM
I just want to see the list of the successful people who smoke weed.Narc!

MR2-Sooner86
4/20/2011, 02:54 PM
I just want to see the list of the successful people who smoke weed.

1. Barack Obama. El Presidente de Los Estados Unidos!
2. Bill Clinton “…but I didn’t inhale.” Fomer U.S. President!
3. Bill Murray. Yep, everyone’s favorite actor was arrested for possession.
4. Paris Hilton. Socialite. Night Vision Porn-Star.
5. Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, Basketball star
6. George W Bush Politician and professional hypocrite.
7. John F Kennedy. Politician.
8. Steve Jobs, co-creator of the Apple computer.
9. Queen Victoria.
10. Bruce Lee.
11. Aaron Sorkin, creator of ”The West Wing”.
12. Art Garfunkel , singer, Simon and Garfunkel.
13. Abbie Hoffman, Activist.
14. Al and Tipper Gore Politicians
15. Aleister Crowley, Author and Famous Satanist.
16. Alexander Dumas, Author - “The Three Musketeers”
17. Ali Campbell, Singer with UB40
18. Alice B. Toklas. Famous Cook - Wrote recipe for Hash Fudge Filmed as. ‘I Love You Alice B. Toklas’
19. Allen Ginsberg, Poet. Andrea Corr, musician, “The Corrs”. Anjelica Huston, Actress. Arnold Schwarzenegger. Actor. “I did smoke a joint and I did inhale.”
20. Art Garfunkel. Singer of, “Simon and Garfunkel” fame.
21. Arthur Rimbaud.
22. Balzac.
23. Beatles.
24. Bill Gates. Not confirmed, just very strongly hinted at in his Playboy interview.
25. Bing Crosby. Famous crooner of “I’m dreaming of a White Christmas”. Now the Film “High Society” makes sense!
26. Bix Beiderbecke Jazz musician.
27. Black Crowes, musicians
28. Bob Denver, Star of “Gilligan’s Island”.
29. Bob Dylan, musician.
30. Bob Marley, musician
31. Burt Reynolds, actor. He left his first wife because of her drug use. But he has been seen in Cannabis Cafes.
32. Cab Calloway, Jazz musician. Claimed he only used it once.
33. Carl Sagan, Scientist - SiFi writer - film “Contact” More info here.
34. Carlos Santana musician.
35. Carrie Fischer, Actress
36. Charlie Sheen, actor.
37. Charlize Theron, Actress.
38. Charles Beaudelaire, Author.
39. Cheech Marin, Actor
40. Chris Conrad, Author and expert on Cannabis Hemp
41. Chris Farley. Comedian.
42. Chrissie Hynde, musician.
43. Chris Rock, Actor, Comedian, Producer, Screenwriter.
44. Chubby Checker, Musician. Sang; “Lets Twist Again”.
45. Cilla Black, Musician and presenter.
46. Claire Rayner, Agony Aunt.
47. Cody Kasch Actor. TV series Desperate Housewives
48. Conan O’Brian TV Host
49. Count Basie, Jazz Ban Leader
50. Dame Margot Fonteyn, Prima ballerina.
51. David Bailey, Photographer .
52. Dan Quayle . Politician.
53. David Hockney, Artist.
54. Diego Rivera Mexican Artist
55. Dion Fortune Welsh occultist.
56. Dionne Warwick, Famous singer of “Walk on by”.
57. Dioscorides Pedanius, 1 st cent. AD. Greek physician. Wrote ‘De Materia Medica’, used for 1,500 years.
58. Dizzy Gillespie, Jazz musician
59. Dr Francis Crick. Nobel Prize winner.
60. Dr Lester Grinspoon.
61. Dr R.D.Laing
62. Dr W.B. O’Shaugnessy Re-introduced cannabis to European medicine.
63. Drew Barrymore, actress.
64. Duke Ellington, Jazz Band Leader.
65. Elliott Gould. Actor.
66. Eminem, musician.
67. Emperor Liu Chi-nu, made medical recomendation for its use.
68. Emperor Shen-Nung, made first known medical recommendation for its use.
69. Errol Flynn, Actor
70. Evelyn Waugh. Author.
71. Francis Ford Coppella, Film Director.
72. Frances McDormand , Actress
73. Fats Waller, musician.
74. Fitz Hugh Ludlow - wrote ‘The Hasheesh Eater’.
75. Francois Rabelais. 16 th French author
76. Friedrich Nietzsche, Used it as a medicine.
77. Gary Johnson. Governor of New Mexico - Reformer.
78. Gene Krupa, Jazz musician.
79. George Gurdjieff , Russian Mystic.
80. George Melly, Jazz musician.
81. George Soros, Financier and reformer.
82. George Washington , grew it and there is evidence that he prepared it for smoking.
83. Gerard de Nerval French writer
84. Graham Greene, Author.
85. Grateful Dead musicians.
86. Harrison Ford, Actor.
87. Howard Marks. Ex-smuggler and Raconteur.
88. H R H Prince Harry, Third in line to the British throne.
89. H R H Princess Margaret, sister to Her Majesty the Queen.
90. Howard Stern
91. Hua T’o Medical use as anaesthetic .
92. Hunter S. Thompson, Author
93. Isabel Allende, Chilean author. Mentioned in her book “Paula”.
94. Jack Kerouac, Author
95. Jack Nicholson, actor.
96. Jackie Gleason, actor. Another whom the DEA kept on their pot files.
97. James Brown, musician
98. Janis Joplin, musician.
99. Jane Fonda, Actress.
100. Jennifer Aniston, actress.
101. Jennifer Capriati, Tennis champ.
102. Jesse Ventura, Governor of Minnesota.
103. Jim Morrison, musician.
104. Jimmy Dorsey, Jazz musician,
105. Jimmy Hendrix, musician
106. Joan of Arc, was accused of using witch herbs (another name cannabis).
107. John Belushi, actor.
108. John Denver, musician. He recorded a song about it.
109. John Kerry . Politician. US Senator
110. John Lennon. musician.
111. John Le Mesurier. Actor.
112. John Wayne, Actor, “I tried it once but it didn’t do anything to me.”
113. Jonathan Miller, Theatre Director.
114. Johnny Cash, musician.
115. Jon Snow, Channel 4 News presenter. (UK)
116. Julia Roberts, Actress,
117. Kary Mullis, Nobel Laurate, Biology.
118. Ken Kesey, Author
119. Kenneth Tynan, Playwright.
120. Kurt Cobain, musician.
121. Larry Hagman, actor, of “JR” fame.
122. Led Zeppelin, musicians.
123. Lenny Bruce, Comedian.
124. Lewis Carroll, Author
125. Lewis Wolpert, biologist.
126. Little Richard, musician.
127. Louis Armstrong, Jazz musician.
128. Luke Perry, actor.
129. Louis Hebert, French Botanist
130. Macaulay Culkin. Actor, Home Alone.
131. Mark Stepnoski. two-time Super Bowl champ, Dallas Cowboy.
132. Mick Jagger, musician
133. Mike Bloomberg. New York City Mayor.
134. Mike Tyson, Boxer.
135. Miles Davis, Jazz musician.
136. Milton Berle, Actor
137. Mo Mowlam, Minister
138. Modigliani. Sculptor.
139. Montel Williams Chat show host.
140. Montgomery Clift, actor
141. Neil Diamond, musician.
142. Neil Young, Musician.
143. Newt Gingrich Speaker of the US Senate.
144. Norman Mailer, Author.
145. Oasis, Noel Gallagher
146. Oliver Stone, Film Director.
147. Oscar Wilde, Author.
148. Pablo Picasso, Artist.
149. Pancho Villa, Revolutionary Leader.
150. Peregrine Worthstone, former editor of the Sunday Telegraph.
151. Peter Fonda, actor.
152. Peter Sellers, actor.
153. Peter Tosh, Poet.
154. Pierre Elliot Trudeau, Former Prime Minister of Canada.
155. Pink. Musician. Mentioned in Playboy interview (11/02).
156. Pink Floyd, Musicians.
157. P. J. O’Rouke. Author.
158. Ram Dass, Philosopher.
159. Ray Charles, musician.
160. Richard Feynman, Nobel Prize Laureate physicist.
161. Richard Pryor, actor.
162. Robert Anton Wilson. Philosopher .
163. Robert Mitchum, Actor, was jailed in the 40s for possession of marijuana.
164. Rolling Stones, musicians.
165. Ross Rebagliati, first ever snowboarding Gold Medallist, 1998 Winter Olympics.
166. Rudolf Nureyev, Ballet dancer. Also see entry for Margot Fonteyn.
167. Rudyard Kipling . Author.
168. Ryan Farrell, Australian Sprint Car champion.
169. Salvador Dali, Artist.
170. Samuel Beckett, Author.
171. Samuel Taylor Coleridge, Author.
172. Sinead O’Connor, musician.
173. Sir Paul McCartney, Musician.
174. Sir Mick Jagger, Musician.
175. Snoop Dogg, musician.
176. Steve Martin , Actor.
177. Stephen King. Author.
178. Steven Soderbergh, Film director.
179. Stephen Sondheim. Broadway composer and lyricist.
180. Sting / Gordon Sumners, musician.
181. Ted Turner, of CNN fame.
182. Terence McKenna.
183. Terry Pratchett. Author of the “Diskworld” books.
184. The Who, musicians.
185. Thelonious Monk, Jazz musician.
186. Timothy Leary
187. Tomas Enge, Formula 3000 World Champion.
188. Tommy Chong. Actor
189. Tommy Lee, Musician.
190. Tony Booth, the father-in-law of Britain’s Prime Minister.
191. UB40, Band.
192. Victor Hugo. Author ‘Les Misérables’
193. Walter ‘Stumpy’ Brennan actor.
194. Walter Benjamin, Philosopher.
195. Wesley Snipes, actor. Has been seen in Cannabis Cafes.
196. Whitney Houston, musician. William Butler Yeats. Famous Irish Poet and Occultist.
197. William S. Burroughs, Author.
198. William Shakespeare. Dramatist. More here.
199. Willie Nelson, musician.
200. Woody Harrelson, Actor and reformer.

StoopTroup
4/20/2011, 02:58 PM
Now take out the ones that just did it in college or when they were younger and denounce it now.

soonerchk
4/20/2011, 03:01 PM
I'd smoke it daily if I wouldn't lose my license if I got caught.

The
4/20/2011, 03:03 PM
I wish I could still smoke. One really bad decision with a ten strip in college, and BAM! Stuff makes me just paranoid and sleepy now.

Jammin'
4/20/2011, 03:22 PM
Now take out the ones that just did it in college or when they were younger and denounce it now.

You'd be shocked at how many people still smoke weed well beyond college. There isn't a work place I've ever been to that didn't have multiple potheads working successfully. Schools, law offices, hospitals, dental offices, retail...****'s everywhere and just because you don't think someone smokes really doesn't mean a damn thing.

KantoSooner
4/20/2011, 03:23 PM
Add Steve Jobs. Inventor of the personal computer, ipod, ipad and iphone. Essentially inventor of computer graphics.
Worth what? $20 bill or so (but hey, after your first bill, who's really counting?)
Mega stoner.
Yep, total fail there.

Also toss in Ben Franklin and Robert Oppenheimer (father o the nuclear bomb)

3rdgensooner
4/20/2011, 03:25 PM
I'm parched.

MR2-Sooner86
4/20/2011, 03:27 PM
Now take out the ones that just did it in college or when they were younger and denounce it now.

Kary Mullis 1993 Nobel Prize winner
Sigmund Freud
Richard Feynman Nobel Prize winner
Carl Sagan
Stephen King
Sir Richard Branson 236th richest person in the world
Rick Steves host of TV show and author
Michael Phelps

That's right off the top of my head.

Even if most of these people stop, it shows many people tried it, didn't get addicted, and went on to live nice successful lives.

So to the anti-marijuana legalization crowd, checkmate.

StoopTroup
4/20/2011, 03:47 PM
Ummmmmmmmmmmm....not really. I want to know if my surgeon or pilot smoked a doobie with 20% potency 8 hours ago that they are cool to make life or death decisions. Get that study Bro and we are good to go!

C&CDean
4/20/2011, 03:55 PM
Wow, this thread has devolved into a "legalize/don't legalize" the reefer thread? How many of these ****ing things do we really need?

There's really only two types of people who defend regular use of weed. Stoners, and those who've never smoked it but think it's groovy to be on the bitchen kids' side of the aisle.

Anyhow, I ain't jumping back into this cesspool with our current crop of OUI Spicoli wannabes. You can't talk sense to people who have cotton mouth, are craving a pepperoni pizza, and think they're enlightened, well-read, and oh so much more clever than everyone else.

StoopTroup
4/20/2011, 03:55 PM
Not much of a quickie comeback after that one. Wonder why?

Mississippi Sooner
4/20/2011, 03:57 PM
What?

StoopTroup
4/20/2011, 03:58 PM
I wish cocaine was legal and that crack and freebasing carried a life sentence.

OUDoc
4/20/2011, 04:00 PM
You guys are high if you think anything beyond a minority of the population get high on a regular basis.

Jammin'
4/20/2011, 04:00 PM
Troop I typed a response and then realized it was not worth the time. The short of it: despite what Dean believes, successful people are intelligent enough not to get ripped when they know something is coming up that is important.Just like someone who holds life in their hand (doc/pilot/etc) wouldn't get drunk before blah, blah, blah. It's really not a hard concept is it?

StoopTroup
4/20/2011, 04:01 PM
And what's so bad about LSD. I mean....if you dose a guy or gal and put them in a low sensory tank and monitor their heart rate and oxygen levels....what's so wrong with that?

StoopTroup
4/20/2011, 04:05 PM
Troop I typed a response and then realized it was not worth the time. The short of it: despite what Dean believes, successful people are intelligent enough not to get ripped when they know something is coming up that is important.Just like someone who holds life in their hand (doc/pilot/etc) wouldn't get drunk before blah, blah, blah. It's really not a hard concept is it?

Who are these successful people getting their drugs from? A pharmacist? Who controls the potency and what's used to grow it?

The
4/20/2011, 04:05 PM
You guys are high if you think anything beyond a minority of the population get high on a regular basis.


Riiiight..... That's why drugs are close to a trillion dollar a year business here.

There is no rational or logical argument for prohibition. None. Nada. Nunca. You either believe in freedom, or you have unresolved daddy and/or childhood peer issues that manifest as a need to be told and for others to be told what they can and can't do.

Or you work in the prison industry.

SpankyNek
4/20/2011, 04:06 PM
I wish that we had the freedom to do any activity that doesn't infringe on anyone else in the privacy of our own home.

I find it funny that those that deride government regulation on: education, corporate ethics, and the free market so freely submit to the government's regulation of personal choice.

3rdgensooner
4/20/2011, 04:07 PM
There's really only two types of people who defend regular use of weed. Stoners, and those who've never smoked it but think it's groovy to be on the bitchen kids' side of the aisle.
Uh, no.

OUDoc
4/20/2011, 04:08 PM
Riiiight..... That's why drugs are close to a trillion dollar a year business here.


So you are saying the majority of people get high on a regular basis?

Mississippi Sooner
4/20/2011, 04:08 PM
I saw a new product when I was in Oklahoma last week. Zig Zag cigarillos. Riiiiiight.

The
4/20/2011, 04:08 PM
I wish that we had the freedom to do any activity that doesn't infringe on anyone else in the privacy of our own home.

I find it funny that those that deride government regulation on: education, corporate ethics, and the free market so freely submit to the government's regulation of personal choice.

And you can throw the "GUVAMENT SPENDING OUT OF CONTROL GARBYL" crowd in there as well, considering the billions of tax dollars wasted locking people up whose only crime was wanting to get high.

The
4/20/2011, 04:09 PM
So you are saying the majority of people get high on a regular basis?

Absolutely. With both legal and illegal substances.

Jammin'
4/20/2011, 04:09 PM
Who are these successful people getting their drugs from? A pharmacist? Who controls the potency and what's used to grow it?

I'm an intelligent man Troop, but I can't speak on where other people score their weed. Mine typically comes from Denver these days. For over a decade I was supporting the mexicans and SE OK though.

I have to go as the boss just called us all in for a happy hour full of drinking here at the office since we landed several large accounts today.

Might wanna clear the road for me around 5. (but hey, it's not smoking weed amiryte?)

C&CDean
4/20/2011, 04:10 PM
Troop I typed a response and then realized it was not worth the time. The short of it: despite what Dean believes, successful people are intelligent enough not to get ripped when they know something is coming up that is important.Just like someone who holds life in their hand (doc/pilot/etc) wouldn't get drunk before blah, blah, blah. It's really not a hard concept is it?

I said I wasn't gonna jump back into the cesspool, but there's a major difference you ain't considering. Alcohol ****s you up right now. You're drunk, you're hungover, then it's over until the next time. Weed? Not so much. You're high, you're not hungover, but your in a fog for the next several hours/days.

I challenge anyone to show me a very successful person that started smoking the weed say, oh, in high school or so and then continued regular use (multiple times per week) for the rest of their life and are now the CEO of some large, successful operation.

I can show you tens of thousands of folks who started drinking alcohol in high school, continue to this day multiple times a week, and are now CEOs/Owners/ of very large, successful operations.

Comparing weed to alcohol is dumb. Alcohol ****s you up, makes you stupid, makes you say **** to your old lady you wish you wouldn't, makes you get into fights, and makes you crash your car. Tonight. Then you're back in the saddle making the big $$ tomorrow.

Weed ****s you up, makes you stupid, makes you not even care enough to pop off to the old lady, makes you not care enough to get into a fight, and makes you drive your car too slow to get into an accident. Tonight. Then you're still thinking about putting in a resume for that great job you've always wanted...3 years from now.

Aldebaran
4/20/2011, 04:11 PM
Ummmmmmmmmmmm....not really. I want to know if my surgeon or pilot smoked a doobie with 20% potency 8 hours ago that they are cool to make life or death decisions. Get that study Bro and we are good to go!

Yet another innernets debate devolves into navin the weight guesser specifying the criteria of victory.

aUQkbXWwJhQ

C&CDean
4/20/2011, 04:11 PM
Uh, no.

So, which one are you?

The
4/20/2011, 04:12 PM
I said I wasn't gonna jump back into the cesspool, but there's a major difference you ain't considering. Alcohol ****s you up right now. You're drunk, you're hungover, then it's over until the next time. Weed? Not so much. You're high, you're not hungover, but your in a fog for the next several hours/days.

I challenge anyone to show me a very successful person that started smoking the weed say, oh, in high school or so and then continued regular use (multiple times per week) for the rest of their life and are now the CEO of some large, successful operation.

I can show you tens of thousands of folks who started drinking alcohol in high school, continue to this day multiple times a week, and are now CEOs/Owners/ of very large, successful operations.

Comparing weed to alcohol is dumb. Alcohol ****s you up, makes you stupid, makes you say **** to your old lady you wish you wouldn't, makes you get into fights, and makes you crash your car. Tonight. Then you're back in the saddle making the big $$ tomorrow.

Weed ****s you up, makes you stupid, makes you not even care enough to pop off to the old lady, makes you not care enough to get into a fight, and makes you drive your car too slow to get into an accident. Tonight. Then you're still thinking about putting in a resume for that great job you've always wanted...3 years from now.

1. Wat?
2. Mark Zuckerberg
3. wat?

Aldebaran
4/20/2011, 04:13 PM
No... it has to be someone over 40.

Mississippi Sooner
4/20/2011, 04:13 PM
Ah, crap. I think I left the baby on the bus.

C&CDean
4/20/2011, 04:13 PM
1. Wat?
2. Mark Zuckerberg
3. wat?

Acting stupid doesn't become you.

Aldebaran
4/20/2011, 04:13 PM
With a slight limp...

Aldebaran
4/20/2011, 04:14 PM
And they can only smoke weed on thursdays after 7 p.m. CDT.

The
4/20/2011, 04:14 PM
No... it has to be someone over 40.

Steve Jobs?
Dino de Laurentis?

3rdgensooner
4/20/2011, 04:15 PM
So, which one are you?Neither. And there are very few topics about which you can correctly state: "There are only two types of people"

Aldebaran
4/20/2011, 04:15 PM
And they must be excellent unicycle riders.

OUDoc
4/20/2011, 04:16 PM
Absolutely. With both legal and illegal substances.

Not talking legal use of legal substances. I'm talking "visit your drug dealer to buy marijuana/grow your own" or make your own meth/whatever?
A majority of the population does this?

I'd love to know what you do for a living.

BillyBall
4/20/2011, 04:16 PM
Isn't OUdavid about 19 years old? Forgive me if I don't feel like taking life lessons from a child.

This.

Aldebaran
4/20/2011, 04:16 PM
And prefer proper button down collars & put their hands over their heart while the ode to American awesome plays.

C&CDean
4/20/2011, 04:17 PM
Steve Jobs?
Dino de Laurentis?

Have you ever read Jobs biography/autobiography (I can't remember which). Got all wasted into coke and crap. Anyhow, do you know these guys smoked dope regularly their entire life? How do you know that? Also, that's two. For every two, I can give you two thousand. But it doesn't matter. Stoners gonna stone, yo.

OutlandTrophy
4/20/2011, 04:18 PM
and 23 freckles

C&CDean
4/20/2011, 04:18 PM
On their sack.

soonerbub
4/20/2011, 04:18 PM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51PSbBwvl0L.jpg

Aldebaran
4/20/2011, 04:18 PM
Stoners could be type A ***-holes too (if it didn't suck so much).

BillyBall
4/20/2011, 04:19 PM
I challenge anyone to show me a very successful person that started smoking the weed say, oh, in high school or so and then continued regular use (multiple times per week) for the rest of their life and are now the CEO of some large, successful operation.

I have 2 good friends that are extremely successful and smoke a ton of weed. One is a COO at a mortgage company and the other is an investment banker at Goldman Sachs. Just throwing that out there...

MR2-Sooner86
4/20/2011, 04:19 PM
:pop:

The
4/20/2011, 04:19 PM
Acting stupid doesn't become you.

You're describing a stereotype. There are countless people you interact with on a daily basis that are stoned, and you would have absolutely no idea.

I knew a girl that was an elementary school teacher. She was also a junkie. Daily heroin injector. No one ever knew beyond a small circle. Still teaches.

OutlandTrophy
4/20/2011, 04:20 PM
I have 2 good friends that are extremely successful and smoke a ton of weed. One is a COO at a mortgage company and the other is an investment banker at Goldman Sachs. Just throwing that out there...

but do they live in Ninnekah?

47straight
4/20/2011, 04:20 PM
Trick question, nerdboy. THERE IS NO GOD....

If only there was no The.

Aldebaran
4/20/2011, 04:20 PM
Do they vacation in a van down by the river?

MR2-Sooner86
4/20/2011, 04:21 PM
Hey it's 4:20!

DAMN! Was a minute too late :(

47straight
4/20/2011, 04:22 PM
but it does make one less judgemental.

Then what's The's excuse?

The
4/20/2011, 04:23 PM
Not talking legal use of legal substances. I'm talking "visit your drug dealer to buy marijuana/grow your own" or make your own meth/whatever?
A majority of the population does this?

I'd love to know what you do for a living.


See, there is no real difference. Ask someone coming off of Effexor if it's any worse than a heroin withdrawal. Look at longtime LEGAL xanax users and compare them to people that have been taking meth for the same period.

The point is, people will always look for a chemical enhancement in their life. By saying "This stuff is fine, this stuff is bad" is arbitrary and makes no sense whatsoever. The majority of americans are stoned on a daily basis. To punish people based on their drug of choice is absolutely insane.

Aldebaran
4/20/2011, 04:23 PM
The Almighty always judges.

StoopTroup
4/20/2011, 04:24 PM
Just legalize it. Make sure it's potency and quality is tested like any other drug and then get rid of all the rules that tell people they can't smoke it, ingest it or cram it up their butts.

I am all for making it accessible legally for everyone up to and including growing it in your garden.

I don't even care if the POTUS and his cabinet sat around last night bonging until 3am and playing quarters off the nuke button. It's cool. It's just weed.

The
4/20/2011, 04:24 PM
The Almighty always judges.

****ing A.

Peach Fuzz
4/20/2011, 04:25 PM
I love when people know everything, even when they have never tried it.

MR2-Sooner86
4/20/2011, 04:25 PM
God made marijuana.
Man made beer.

Who are you going to trust?

C&CDean
4/20/2011, 04:27 PM
You're describing a stereotype. There are countless people you interact with on a daily basis that are stoned, and you would have absolutely no idea.

I knew a girl that was an elementary school teacher. She was also a junkie. Daily heroin injector. No one ever knew beyond a small circle. Still teaches.

Oh ****ing spare me. Judas H Priest smoking a hookah full of hash, I lived the ****ing lifestyle for damn near 20 years. Did it all. Lots of it all. Trust me, I know if somebody is stoned after about 5 seconds of conversation. I know if they're tweaking. I know if they're coked out. I know when they'ved slammed heroin. I can even tell the difference between someone who's done ludes or percodan.

Absolutely no idea my ***. Sheez, go back to posting gifs and ****.

StoopTroup
4/20/2011, 04:27 PM
BTW does Richard Branson allow all his pilots on Virgin to get gassed the night before they fly or does he hold them to the EU rules that require them to not smoke weed for 15 weeks before flying again?

If he's so damn successful why can't all of his employees live like he does?

The
4/20/2011, 04:29 PM
Oh ****ing spare me. Judas H Priest smoking a hookah full of hash, I lived the ****ing lifestyle for damn near 20 years. Did it all. Lots of it all. Trust me, I know if somebody is stoned after about 5 seconds of conversation. I know if they're tweaking. I know if they're coked out. I know when they'ved slammed heroin. I can even tell the difference between someone who's done ludes or percodan.

Absolutely no idea my ***. Sheez, go back to posting gifs and ****.

Nobody does ludes anymore, man.

StoopTroup
4/20/2011, 04:30 PM
I love when people know everything, even when they have never tried it.

What's the longest pot can be detected in your body?

NormanPride
4/20/2011, 04:31 PM
:pop:

StoopTroup
4/20/2011, 04:31 PM
Nobody does ludes anymore, man.

Wrong. They just are allowed in the US.

The
4/20/2011, 04:33 PM
Wrong. They just are allowed in the US.

LUDES, MAN. ****ING LEEEEEWWWWWWWDDDDSSSS.

Aldebaran
4/20/2011, 04:33 PM
Oh ****ing spare me. Judas H Priest smoking a hookah full of hash, I lived the ****ing lifestyle for damn near 20 years. Did it all. Lots of it all. Trust me, I know if somebody is stoned after about 5 seconds of conversation. I know if they're tweaking. I know if they're coked out. I know when they'ved slammed heroin. I can even tell the difference between someone who's done ludes or percodan.

Absolutely no idea my ***. Sheez, go back to posting gifs and ****.


That's just like I know if someone is full of ****. I know every... single.. time. I have the most perfect BS meter evar.

Mississippi Sooner
4/20/2011, 04:34 PM
This thread is really chafing my buzz.

KantoSooner
4/20/2011, 04:35 PM
Depends on the testing sensitivity. It's lipid soluble (THC) so theoretically, a looooooooooooong time. (but they'd probably have to test core body fat or you'd have to have really long hair or something of that nature.

I dunno, really. I could ask me next door neighbor, two towns ago. He was a diabetes doc at Mayo in Rochester, MN. Visting. From Belgium (or was it Switzerland....or maybe Luxembourg, I forget). My wife triumphantly asked him for his medical opinion hoping to silence me. His words were, "Medically? About the same as drinking beer in front of a wood burning fireplace."

pphilfran
4/20/2011, 04:35 PM
What's the longest pot can be detected in your body?

It can be as long as a couple of months, or longer, for a pizz test...

Hair, a long f'n time...

Peach Fuzz
4/20/2011, 04:35 PM
What's the longest pot can be detected in your body?
7 years but some cases life??

NormanPride
4/20/2011, 04:36 PM
There is so much legal **** out there that is worse than pot it's stupid. I took one freaking pain pill after my knee surgery and I was in a haze for 36 hours.

The
4/20/2011, 04:37 PM
There is so much legal **** out there that is worse than pot it's stupid. I took one freaking pain pill after my knee surgery and I was in a haze for 36 hours.

Same boat. I don't react well to opiates.

NormanPride
4/20/2011, 04:39 PM
See?

It's just that the sample group for pot right now is 90% idiots since they're the only ones stupid enough to risk jail for something that's essentially calorie-free beer.

.....****, I would totally go to jail for awesome calorie-free beer. :eek:

SouthCarolinaSooner
4/20/2011, 04:41 PM
God made marijuana.
Man made beer.

Who are you going to trust?
:nod:

Mississippi Sooner
4/20/2011, 04:42 PM
Same boat. I don't react well to opiates.

I react too well to opiates. I guess. For some reason, whether it's hydrocodone, oxycodone, morphene or whatever, it wires me up like I'm on speed. Whenever I get a pulmonary embolis and have to stay in the hospital for several days, I always know I'm gonna be tweaked out of my mind by the time I get out. It's weird.

The
4/20/2011, 04:42 PM
See?

It's just that the sample group for pot right now is 90% idiots since they're the only ones stupid enough to risk jail for something that's essentially calorie-free beer.

.....****, I would totally go to jail for awesome calorie-free beer. :eek:

I'd blow away if all there was available was calorie free beer.

Paulaner Salvator is the only thing helping gravity keep me on the earth.

The
4/20/2011, 04:43 PM
I react too well to opiates. I guess. For some reason, whether it's hydrocodone, oxycodone, morphene or whatever, it wires me up like I'm on speed. Whenever I get a pulmonary embolis and have to stay in the hospital for several days, I always know I'm gonna be tweaked out of my mind by the time I get out. It's weird.

It's random for me. Which makes planning a real bitch.

NormanPride
4/20/2011, 04:45 PM
I'd blow away if all there was available was calorie free beer.

Paulaner Salvator is the only thing helping gravity keep me on the earth.
I'll trade you some of my mass for some sweet gifs.

pphilfran
4/20/2011, 04:45 PM
See?

It's just that the sample group for pot right now is 90% idiots since they're the only ones stupid enough to risk jail for something that's essentially calorie-free beer.

.....****, I would totally go to jail for awesome calorie-free beer. :eek:

I've minimized that risk...I buy a bale at a time...that way I only have to buy every two or three weeks...

StoopTroup
4/20/2011, 04:45 PM
Some folks don't do well with pot either. Again....legalize it and be done with all these rules and tests or start testing everybody.

In a **** test on a 5 panel spectro test, 15 ng or more can be detected as long as 15 weeks. Of course it all depends on body type frequency of use, potency. The thing is...all of you who consider yourselves smart well educated folks look like whacked out dope heads when you get caught on a drug screen. I've seen it happen quite a few times. "Dude...I only took a couple of puffs at a party last weekend". LMAO. ****ing liars.

NormanPride
4/20/2011, 04:48 PM
It comes in bales?

pphilfran
4/20/2011, 04:51 PM
I used to get bricks but they only lasted a couple of days...

Now I just buy those big round bales...

Stupid police think I have hay on the back of my pickup....

NormanPride
4/20/2011, 04:53 PM
"awfully green hay there, son."

"It's sprayed with fertilizer, sir."

"move along"

BRILLIANT

Mississippi Sooner
4/20/2011, 04:56 PM
I wonder if anyone ever thought of making a van out of weed? :pop:

StoopTroup
4/20/2011, 05:08 PM
Btw. When they go to hair sampling it's only around $80 for the stuff that you need to wash your hair with. Save up.

starclassic tama
4/20/2011, 05:12 PM
In my opinion, you probably just hated work. You hated effort. You hated anything that had a resistant force. But i dont know you.

I dont think im on some moral high horse. I just believe that there is a time and place for everything. Weed, never. It dosnt help except to make you forget your problems. My father taught me to deal with them.

some people smoke weed solely because they enjoy it. doesn't always have to be some coping mechanism or cowardice, dr. phil. and as for you not knowing anyone successful that does it, do you consider NBA, NFL, or college football players successful? i know first hand A LOT of successful OU football players do it regularly.

Al Gore
4/20/2011, 05:38 PM
I said I wasn't gonna jump back into the cesspool, but there's a major difference you ain't considering. Alcohol ****s you up right now. You're drunk, you're hungover, then it's over until the next time. Weed? Not so much. You're high, you're not hungover, but your in a fog for the next several hours/days.

I challenge anyone to show me a very successful person that started smoking the weed say, oh, in high school or so and then continued regular use (multiple times per week) for the rest of their life and are now the CEO of some large, successful operation.

I can show you tens of thousands of folks who started drinking alcohol in high school, continue to this day multiple times a week, and are now CEOs/Owners/ of very large, successful operations.

Comparing weed to alcohol is dumb. Alcohol ****s you up, makes you stupid, makes you say **** to your old lady you wish you wouldn't, makes you get into fights, and makes you crash your car. Tonight. Then you're back in the saddle making the big $$ tomorrow.

Weed ****s you up, makes you stupid, makes you not even care enough to pop off to the old lady, makes you not care enough to get into a fight, and makes you drive your car too slow to get into an accident. Tonight. Then you're still thinking about putting in a resume for that great job you've always wanted...3 years from now.

Well said.....

As a part owner of a large company, I don't know any other owners, CEO's, Presidents or VP's (and I know many across the country) that smoke weed. My company and many others I know, do random drug tests and I haven't heard of any getting caught.

SouthCarolinaSooner
4/20/2011, 05:38 PM
some people smoke weed solely because they enjoy it. doesn't always have to be some coping mechanism or cowardice, dr. phil. and as for you not knowing anyone successful that does it, do you consider NBA, NFL, or college football players successful? i know first hand A LOT of successful OU football players do it regularly.
David should check his sources for that last one

StoopTroup
4/20/2011, 05:47 PM
some people smoke weed solely because they enjoy it. doesn't always have to be some coping mechanism or cowardice, dr. phil. and as for you not knowing anyone successful that does it, do you consider NBA, NFL, or college football players successful? i know first hand A LOT of successful OU football players do it regularly.

Why are they all successful? Because they are liars?

My Opinion Matters
4/20/2011, 05:52 PM
See, there is no real difference. Ask someone coming off of Effexor if it's any worse than a heroin withdrawal. Look at longtime LEGAL xanax users and compare them to people that have been taking meth for the same period.

The point is, people will always look for a chemical enhancement in their life. By saying "This stuff is fine, this stuff is bad" is arbitrary and makes no sense whatsoever. The majority of americans are stoned on a daily basis. To punish people based on their drug of choice is absolutely insane.

Lol.

The Maestro
4/20/2011, 05:53 PM
Now, before I paste some great hippie lettuce quotes, let's go back to the beginning.

I just hope young David can pass along some marriage and parenting tips next since his 20 years have taught him so much.

Now...

“They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you’re high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it’s not worth the ****ing effort. There is a difference.” -Bill Hicks

“Don’t do drugs because if you do drugs you’ll go to prison, and drugs are really expensive in prison.” -John Hardwick

“Penalties against possession of a drug should not be more damaging to an individual than the use of the drug itself, and where they are they should be changed.” -Jimmy Carter

“It really puzzles me to see marijuana connected with narcotics dope and all of that stuff. It is a thousand times better than whiskey. It is an assistant and a friend.” -Louis Armstrong

“The biggest killer on the planet is stress and I still think the best medicine is and always has been cannabis.” -Willie Nelson

“Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?” -P.J. O’Rourke

“When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself.” -Bob Marley

“If you ain’t got a good job and you ain’t smokin’ weed, then I don’t know what the **** you are doin’ wit your life.” -Kat Williams

“Just hit the blunt one time and see if it don’t change your perception on whats important in your life.” -Kat Williams

“Being high is one of the most pleasant sensations available to mankind. Every day is Saturday. It is to be like a child; to perceive events with clarity; to look into the gates of paradise; to completely enjoy whatever you might be doing; to smile so hard that your jaw muscles get tired. Being high is to laugh at the silliest things; to understand things that have seemed absurd before; to have the aloofness of a cat; to afford a kinship with god. To be intoxicated with marijuana makes every superlative seem within your grasp. Being high makes life seem terribly good. Being high is simply grand.” -John Rosevear

“When I was a kid I inhaled frequently. That was the point.” -Obama

“Forty million Americans smoked marijuana; the only ones who didn’t like it were Judge Ginsberg, Clarence Thomas and Bill Clinton.” -Jay Leno

“I used to smoke marijuana. But I’ll tell you something: I would only smoke it in the late evening. Oh, occasionally the early evening, but usually the late evening – or the mid-evening. Just the early evening, midevening and late evening. Occasionally, early afternoon, early midafternoon, or perhaps the late-midafternoon. Oh, sometimes the early-mid-late-early morning. . . . But never at dusk.” -Steve Martin

“How many murders, suicides, robberies, criminal assaults, holdups, burglaries and deeds of maniacal insanity it causes each year, especially among the young, can only be conjectured…No one knows, when he places a marijuana cigarette to his lips, whether he will become a joyous reveller in a musical heaven, a mad insensate, a calm philosopher, or a murderer…” -Harry J Anslinger

“Make the most of the Indian Hemp Seed and sow it everywhere.” -George Washington

“Marijuana is not a drug!!! I used to suck dick for coke! You ever suck DICK for marijuana?” -Bob Saget

“If you substitute marijuana for tobacco and alcohol, you’ll add eight to 24 years to your life.” -Jack Herer

“Instead of taking five or six of the prescriptions, I decided to go a natural route and smoke marijuana.” -Melissa Etheridge

“Even if one takes every reefer madness allegation of the prohibitionists at face value, marijuana prohibition has done far more harm to far more people than marijuana ever could.” -William F. Buckley, Jr.

“Whenever the people are for gay marriage or medical marijuana or assisted suicide, suddenly the “will of the people” goes out the window.” -Bill Maher

“I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is an herb and a flower. God put it here. If He put it here and He wants it to grow, what gives the government the right to say that God is wrong?” -Willie Nelson

“Is marijuana addictive? Yes, in the sense that most of the really pleasant things in life are worth endlessly repeating.” -Richard Neville

“Marijuana saved my life. I have no doubts about it and you don’t need to show me any data.” -Greg Scott

“If organized religion is the opium of the masses, then disorganized religion is the marijuana of the lunatic fringe.” -Kerry Thornley

“Congress should definitely consider decriminalizing possession of marijuana….We should concentrate on prosecuting the rapists and burglars who are a menace to society.” -U.S. Representative Dan Quayle, March 1977

My Opinion Matters
4/20/2011, 05:55 PM
Dude, that's a lot of words. I'm way too high to read that right now.

My Opinion Matters
4/20/2011, 05:57 PM
It's always fun when someone discovers the SO for the first time. Welcome to the SO, David! I'm sure we'll all come to a manageable resolution to this pot issue by the end of the thread. Then we can move on to curing the rest of society's ills. That's how we do it in the SO. We get **** done.

starclassic tama
4/20/2011, 05:58 PM
Why are they all successful? Because they are liars?

i'd consider someone making millions of dollars, or getting a college education free of charge for doing something they love successful. wouldn't you?

My Opinion Matters
4/20/2011, 06:00 PM
i'd consider someone making millions of dollars, or getting a college education free of charge for doing something they love successful. wouldn't you?

I measure success one way, and one way only: Soonerfans.com post count.

StoopTroup
4/20/2011, 06:05 PM
Well said.....

As a part owner of a large company, I don't know any other owners, CEO's, Presidents or VP's (and I know many across the country) that smoke weed. My company and many others I know, do random drug tests and I haven't heard of any getting caught.

What kind of drug tests?

Just because you do a drug test doesn't mean it can't be beat my friend. Just how serious is the test?

Mongo
4/20/2011, 06:06 PM
What kind of drug tests?

Just because you do a drug test doesn't mean it can't be beat my friend. Just how serious is the test?

he looks at their dicks as they pee

Mongo
4/20/2011, 06:09 PM
with a srs face while they do it

StoopTroup
4/20/2011, 06:16 PM
“Congress should definitely consider decriminalizing possession of marijuana….We should concentrate on prosecuting the rapists and burglars who are a menace to society.” -U.S. Representative Dan Quayle, March 1977

Congress....lol

They will need to get by the The Dept of Transportation....lol

Imagine if the Government wants to include CEO's, Drs., lawyers, Who ever they want....Imagine the Dept of Department of Health and Human Services (HHS), or the Dept of Labor or the Dept of Veteran's Affairs decides they aren't going to listen to the Dept. of Justice's decision to make Marijuana legal. Maybe folks in any of those Depts decide they can weed people out who use illegal Drugs and deny them assistance?

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c333/stooptroup/dotltr.jpg

StoopTroup
4/20/2011, 06:29 PM
Preach on Stoners....

I know you want to believe you can get MJ legalized and that it will be a beautiful day....but I'll bet once it's legalized.....many of the people who make decisions about other folks employment, receive government contracts, VA assistance, Welfare.....you name it....

There will be more and more specialized testing for many folks who the Government thinks should be under Federal Guidelines. Maybe Teachers, Nurses, anyone who drives a Commercial Vehicle.

So much for smaller gov't.....lol

StoopTroup
4/20/2011, 06:33 PM
BTW does Richard Branson allow all his pilots on Virgin to get gassed the night before they fly or does he hold them to the EU rules that require them to not smoke weed for 15 weeks before flying again?

If he's so damn successful why can't all of his employees live like he does?

Guess no successful people want to tackle that one?

SoonerNate
4/20/2011, 06:33 PM
The only thing that bugs me about folks that smoke weed is that they are always defending their actions by comparing to alcohol. "Yeah but I can still drive."

Well neat. If you can still drive then you aren't actually "high" then are you?

Nope, give me a 12 pack over that paranoid causing crap any day.

Mongo
4/20/2011, 06:35 PM
Guess no successful people want to tackle that one?

no, arguing with you on this subject is pointless

SoonerNate
4/20/2011, 06:39 PM
People that smoke weed tend to be dunder headed idiots.

Mongo
4/20/2011, 06:41 PM
Preach on stoners...

your obvious hatred towards those that choose one drug over another voids any chance at a civil discussion on this. your high horse(pun intended) you ride is sad

C&CDean
4/20/2011, 06:42 PM
Soooo, Mongo is back in the fold. Suhweeet. Pass the nachos, bitch.

Adrian
4/20/2011, 06:43 PM
your obvious hatred towards those that choose one drug over another voids any chance at a civil discussion on this. your high horse(pun intended) you ride is sad

He's a real know it all, isn't he?

Mongo
4/20/2011, 06:44 PM
Soooo, Mongo is back in the fold. Suhweeet. Pass the nachos, bitch.

wanna get high?



ps: I havent touched the stuff in years.

Mongo
4/20/2011, 06:45 PM
He's a real know it all, isn't he?

**** YOU STONER!!!

SoonerNate
4/20/2011, 06:50 PM
what's with all the fighting? BOOMER!!

Mongo
4/20/2011, 06:52 PM
People that smoke weed tend to be dunder headed idiots.


what's with all the fighting? BOOMER!!

probably because of fags like you

starclassic tama
4/20/2011, 06:59 PM
hahaha

C&CDean
4/20/2011, 07:21 PM
This is allsome. You can always tell the real stoners cause they back out and go "dude, .....dude....dude."

The normal folk go hahahahahah. I think......****, I can't remember...pass the bong bitch...

My Opinion Matters
4/20/2011, 07:25 PM
This is allsome. You can always tell the real stoners cause they back out and go "dude, .....dude....dude."

The normal folk go hahahahahah. I think......****, I can't remember...pass the bong bitch...

That's like, your opinion, man.

olevetonahill
4/20/2011, 07:31 PM
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StoopTroup
4/20/2011, 07:49 PM
your obvious hatred towards those that choose one drug over another voids any chance at a civil discussion on this. your high horse(pun intended) you ride is sad

Taint hatred. I don't think you should break the law. I don't think you should lie although....we all do to one extent or another....I also think I've seen plenty of folks who did this stuff in College get a little drunk one night and think they'd like to re-live their youth a little bit. Then Monday morning they get hit with a drug test. They lose all credibility at their work and have to explain why they did it or they lie and lose their job. Again...all credibility is lost. They did this because some stoner with weed said to them....come on....it's just a few hits. Live a little. You know this stuff ain't bad for you. Come on....you won't believe how good this is".

You either grow up or you don't. People have weak moments. I don't think they think about the repercussions and they are maybe a little bored or pissed at their spouse. Then they end up having to explain their way out of it when all they really needed to do is say "No Thanks" and the person smoking goes cool. Not your thing...I understand, or tell that loser, that won't take "no" for an answer because he or her is parnoid, to stuff that **** up their ***.

I've seen it all over the years. Pot was like drinking a glass of water back when I was a kid. There weren't tests like they have today.

Back in the late 70's some guy was in charge of a Subway Car and after the wreck they did a test on him and he had MJ in his system. Now....he hadn't smoked in days but they fired him and he got hung with all of those people's deaths because he wasn't paying attention. Was it right to fire him over the pot? Or should he have been re-trained and gone to rehab and put back to work when he was clean again? I mean....it was just pot.

Since then they have had these tests for people in Transportation. Why not Medicine? There are more potential problems with prescription drugs these days....why not make sure the folks who distribute, prescribe and do surgery are just as squeaky clean?

Why shouldn't folks who get assistance from Tax Payers or work for the Gov't in any position be required to do randoms instead of these hire on drug screens?

The first reason is.....it's expensive. So what. So is a bad judgement call or giving a wrong prescription medication to someone with an allergy or creating a drug reaction because what you gave them made the other stuff they were taking a toxic mixture. :rolleyes:

What about MJ and people who take Prescription Drugs? If they are being given things by their Doctor that MJ gives them a really good buzz with like a Xanax for instance. Maybe they should pass a drug screen before getting it refilled?

Sure.....it's just Pot.

Pot Smokers suffer instant loss of reality IMO. I'm betting they will never legalize it the way you think they will. It will be expensive and you will need to be registered to be able to smoke it.

Saw a California Comedian the other night said that his stoner buddies didn't want to get their bud from a Doctor because they had to fill out that card and be registered and that they would be put on a list. He said....like your red eyed no job middle of the night raids to Taco Bell and any other fast food place on Earth hasn't gotten you notice already.

Seriously.....have your fun in College and make sure you get it out of your system. You'll be better off and then when your telling your kids "Don't do Drugs!" You don't have to lie to them and go get stoned behind their backs. You can tell them you tried it and quit because you don't think they should use it.

The Middle East has been using that stuff for centuries. They wipe with the hand they don't eat with. They wonder why we have Nuclear Technology and why they never invented much other than a good camel dung scooper.

Figure it out Mongo. It ain't hate.

Mongo
4/20/2011, 07:55 PM
I am NOT reading all of that

StoopTroup
4/20/2011, 07:57 PM
I am NOT reading all of that

To stoned? :D

Mongo
4/20/2011, 08:00 PM
wait.....what?

StoopTroup
4/20/2011, 08:05 PM
Here's a couple baked Salmon's who are really successful. I mean....they are on teh YouTube!

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Mongo
4/20/2011, 08:06 PM
I never said the **** didnt make you a ruhtard, just it is bull**** that it is illegal:D

StoopTroup
4/20/2011, 08:08 PM
These guys talking about getting all the toxins out by vaporizing get owned in the comments section. I'm guessing they weren't to successful in Chemistry....LMAO!


@0Sirk0 if the chemicals were filtered out by the water then a water bong would never work. all the water is doing is cooling down the thc vapor.

olevetonahill
4/20/2011, 08:10 PM
To stoned? :D

I am.:P

StoopTroup
4/20/2011, 08:17 PM
I am.:P

That's cool. You deserve it. :D

Mongo
4/20/2011, 08:19 PM
That's cool. You deserve it. :D

sympathizer:D

Penguin
4/20/2011, 08:20 PM
Wait. I wipe with the hand I don't eat with. Does that mean I'm an Arab?

Where the hell are my 72 virgins?

StoopTroup
4/20/2011, 08:21 PM
Wait. I wipe with the hand I don't eat with. Does that mean I'm an Arab?

Where the hell are my 72 virgins?

It means you ain't looked in the mirror. You don't have hands dumbass

SanJoaquinSooner
4/20/2011, 08:36 PM
Perhaps one way to make a dent in the estimated 20 to 50 million criminals in the U.S. would be to go after the employers. Make wEEd-verify mandatory, so that any person getting a job (or welfare or any govt benefit) has their blood tested for weed. Big fines for employers who hire weed smokers.

StoopTroup
4/20/2011, 08:42 PM
Perhaps one way to make a dent in the estimated 20 to 50 million criminals in the U.S. would be to go after the employers. Make wEEd-verify mandatory, so that any person getting a job (or welfare or any govt benefit) has their blood tested for weed. Big fines for employers who hire weed smokers.

Blood tests are only accurate for a week. Waste of money

Mongo
4/20/2011, 08:44 PM
Perhaps one way to make a dent in the estimated 20 to 50 million criminals in the U.S. would be to go after the employers. Make wEEd-verify mandatory, so that any person getting a job (or welfare or any govt benefit) has their blood tested for weed. Big fines for employers who hire weed smokers.

everyone knows canadian is better than mexican ****, even if it is more expensive

SanJoaquinSooner
4/20/2011, 09:09 PM
Blood tests are only accurate for a week. Waste of money

you're right. The urine test can detect it much longer with very few false positives.

StoopTroup
4/20/2011, 09:20 PM
you're right. The urine test can detect it much longer with very few false positives.

I've heard that false positives happen at the very low levels and that the folks who are really hot for MJ....they usually can't pass an initial 5 panel litmus type test. The Spectro-analysis tests where they get down to 5-15 NGs are where the false positives happen.

They usually check the 2nd part of the sample again. They never do another test. I think that's BS as if a person has a real problem with pot....they are gonna get high right after they took the first test as they think you aren't going to test them again.

Also....the tests where folks mask their samples....their levels of Creatinine won't be present and can be construed as lying on the test.

IMO....lying is worse than just admitting you smoked it.

StoopTroup
4/20/2011, 09:23 PM
Also....saw a study about folks who claimed they flunked their test for opiates because they ate a Poppy Seed Bagel.

The study says you'd need to eat 100 poppy Seed Bagels to even register on the test. Therefore it's probably more likely you can't find your wiener to pee with if you flunked because of a Poppy Seed Bagel.

sooner59
4/20/2011, 09:39 PM
Too stoned? :D

FIFY, ya stoner. :D:D:D

Al Gore
4/20/2011, 09:45 PM
Here's a couple baked Salmon's who are really successful. I mean....they are on teh YouTube!

809kC0oJqVo
Awesome CEO's living in their parents awesome basement...... SUCCESS!!!

StoopTroup
4/20/2011, 09:48 PM
FIFY, ya stoner. :D:D:D

It just ain't worth it unless you get the 20% THC **** anymore....

I highly recommend the Blonde Lebanese Hash too. The Paranoia is hardly noticeable.

http://sp9.fotolog.com/photo/41/31/45/fmarley/1229481820184_f.jpg

Blue
4/20/2011, 09:50 PM
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Anybody post this yet? Why not? NSFW.

AlboSooner
4/20/2011, 09:52 PM
what's smoking weed like? not being sarcastic here. never tried it.

Blue
4/20/2011, 09:55 PM
what's smoking weed like? not being sarcastic here. never tried it.

I'd say it depend on the type of bud, your mood and state of mind, and your tolerance. It ranges from happy to chill to inquisitive to paranoid.

Atleast thats what i remember.

Nothing special.

StoopTroup
4/20/2011, 09:56 PM
what's smoking weed like? not being sarcastic here. never tried it.

First off the things that won't happen:

You will not kill brain cells. Certain chemicals will begin to fill the gaps between brains cells making interacting between them more difficult, but will not harm them and only after long term usage. There are studies that show after an extended time not smoking weed these chemicals can be flushed out of your brain.

You will not become physically addicted. People can become mentally addicted, where they think they need it, but there is no withdrawal or anything of that nature. There is nothing physically addictive in Cannabis.

You can not die from overdosing on weed. There has never been a recorded death due to Cannabis overdose. THC doesn't even effect the same parts of brain as just about every other recreational drug.

What does happen:

Coughing can and will happen, especially if you inhale too deeply. If you smoke fags (tobacco) you'll probably not cough as much as you are used to having smoke enter your lungs.

Lightheadedness can happen, but that might be due to inhaling too deeply and not getting enough air. Inhale deeply throw a straw and the same thing will happen.

After around 5 to 10 minutes you will feel the effect. Cannabis has as many flavors as alcohol so they effect can vary. Far too often people smoke more than necessary, a single 'hit' can get you 'high', more will just get you more high.

Many people who smoke lose track of time or no longer feel limited by it. Sometimes it feels like time slows down (ie "It's only 4:30? It feels like I been here an hour"). The best way I can describe it being a young child again where you had no concept of time and it felt like you could being doing what ever you are doing for forever.

If it is your first time you will get the giggles, every thing will be funny. After extended use this will slowly go away. Be prepared to be called a spaz.

When high your imagination turns on full blast. People sometimes feel like they are in a dream due to the level of activity of their imagination. This doesn't mean you'll get good ideas, entertaining ideas, yes; but always remember that you are under the effect of a mind altering drug and what seems like a pretty good idea might not be.

Something that is often not mentioned about weed is the freak-outs. These usually only happen if you smoke a decent to large amounts of weed. These can be anything from mild paranoia to panic attacks. Most are very minor and don't last too long as you will get distracted and start thinking about something else. It's important to remain calm, try to understand why you are feeling this way, remind yourself that it's only the drugs talk, and it can not hurt you. One method to help get rid of a freak-out is to add a number by itself and then do the same with the result and continue to do this as long as you can keep track of the numbers in your head (2+2=4, 4+4=8, 8+8=16, and so on).

You can and will feel lazy or tired. Some things you will not have the effort for. I find video game difficult to play as they require too much attention. Many people have a hard time reading. To combat this I suggest having a caffeinated drink while you get high, but nothing that would give you the jitters, as this make cause a freak-out. With caffeine in your system you may even feel productive while high, I highly recommend these to any smoker.

Many people get the munchies while high. This isn't so much at being hungry, but more of craving the taste of food. It can be very frustrating being so full you are sick but still crave the taste of something. I recommend hard candy or gum.

Do not drive while high, you will doubt that you are even holding the wheel and can get into major accidents. Do not do this!

Weed is relatively safe drug compared some of the others out there, it's even been shown to be less dangerous that alcohol and tobacco (see link below). They biggest danger is it's illegal nature in most countries. However if done in excess the effects will become negative. Mostly becoming a lazy bum that does not contribute to society with a crappy job and not motivation to do anything but get high. As it was said on South Park: "Pot makes you feel fine with being bored and... It's when you're bored that you should be learning some new skill or discovering some new science or... being creative. If you smoke pot you may grow up to find out that you aren't good at anything except running a roofing company."

AlboSooner
4/20/2011, 10:01 PM
okthanks

Mongo
4/20/2011, 10:04 PM
First off the things that won't happen:

You will not kill brain cells. Certain chemicals will begin to fill the gaps between brains cells making interacting between them more difficult, but will not harm them and only after long term usage. There are studies that show after an extended time not smoking weed these chemicals can be flushed out of your brain.

You will not become physically addicted. People can become mentally addicted, where they think they need it, but there is no withdrawal or anything of that nature. There is nothing physically addictive in Cannabis.

You can not die from overdosing on weed. There has never been a recorded death due to Cannabis overdose. THC doesn't even effect the same parts of brain as just about every other recreational drug.

What does happen:

Coughing can and will happen, especially if you inhale too deeply. If you smoke fags (tobacco) you'll probably not cough as much as you are used to having smoke enter your lungs.

Lightheadedness can happen, but that might be due to inhaling too deeply and not getting enough air. Inhale deeply throw a straw and the same thing will happen.

After around 5 to 10 minutes you will feel the effect. Cannabis has as many flavors as alcohol so they effect can vary. Far too often people smoke more than necessary, a single 'hit' can get you 'high', more will just get you more high.

Many people who smoke lose track of time or no longer feel limited by it. Sometimes it feels like time slows down (ie "It's only 4:30? It feels like I been here an hour"). The best way I can describe it being a young child again where you had no concept of time and it felt like you could being doing what ever you are doing for forever.

If it is your first time you will get the giggles, every thing will be funny. After extended use this will slowly go away. Be prepared to be called a spaz.

When high your imagination turns on full blast. People sometimes feel like they are in a dream due to the level of activity of their imagination. This doesn't mean you'll get good ideas, entertaining ideas, yes; but always remember that you are under the effect of a mind altering drug and what seems like a pretty good idea might not be.

Something that is often not mentioned about weed is the freak-outs. These usually only happen if you smoke a decent to large amounts of weed. These can be anything from mild paranoia to panic attacks. Most are very minor and don't last too long as you will get distracted and start thinking about something else. It's important to remain calm, try to understand why you are feeling this way, remind yourself that it's only the drugs talk, and it can not hurt you. One method to help get rid of a freak-out is to add a number by itself and then do the same with the result and continue to do this as long as you can keep track of the numbers in your head (2+2=4, 4+4=8, 8+8=16, and so on).

You can and will feel lazy or tired. Some things you will not have the effort for. I find video game difficult to play as they require too much attention. Many people have a hard time reading. To combat this I suggest having a caffeinated drink while you get high, but nothing that would give you the jitters, as this make cause a freak-out. With caffeine in your system you may even feel productive while high, I highly recommend these to any smoker.

Many people get the munchies while high. This isn't so much at being hungry, but more of craving the taste of food. It can be very frustrating being so full you are sick but still crave the taste of something. I recommend hard candy or gum.

Do not drive while high, you will doubt that you are even holding the wheel and can get into major accidents. Do not do this!

Weed is relatively safe drug compared some of the others out there, it's even been shown to be less dangerous that alcohol and tobacco (see link below). They biggest danger is it's illegal nature in most countries. However if done in excess the effects will become negative. Mostly becoming a lazy bum that does not contribute to society with a crappy job and not motivation to do anything but get high. As it was said on South Park: "Pot makes you feel fine with being bored and... It's when you're bored that you should be learning some new skill or discovering some new science or... being creative. If you smoke pot you may grow up to find out that you aren't good at anything except running a roofing company."

I am NOT reading all of that

StoopTroup
4/20/2011, 10:06 PM
I am NOT reading all of that

What about just the last couple of lines. :D

Mongo
4/20/2011, 10:06 PM
wait.... what?

Blue
4/20/2011, 10:13 PM
What about just the last couple of lines. :D

You're so clever.

sooner ngintunr
4/20/2011, 10:17 PM
More tools on here than I thought.

StoopTroup
4/20/2011, 10:22 PM
You're so clever.

:D

Come on...you laughed. Admit it. :D

Blue
4/20/2011, 10:25 PM
:D

Come on...you laughed. Admit it. :D

I blew bongwater all over my keyboard. ;)

StoopTroup
4/20/2011, 10:27 PM
I blew bongwater all over my keyboard. ;)

lol....:eek:

OUDoc
4/21/2011, 07:52 AM
See, there is no real difference. Ask someone coming off of Effexor if it's any worse than a heroin withdrawal. Look at longtime LEGAL xanax users and compare them to people that have been taking meth for the same period.
Seriously? What do you do for a living? I do have a little insight here.
And you are wrong.

The point is, people will always look for a chemical enhancement in their life. By saying "This stuff is fine, this stuff is bad" is arbitrary and makes no sense whatsoever. The majority of americans are stoned on a daily basis. To punish people based on their drug of choice is absolutely insane.

Someone is insane.

olevetonahill
4/21/2011, 07:55 AM
Seriously? What do you do for a living? I do have a little insight here.
And you are wrong.


Someone is insane.

:D Doc, Dont ya just love how some on here pull shat right out their azz and throw it on the Board Like its PROVEN fact and they are the ONLY expert?:rolleyes:

StoopTroup
4/21/2011, 08:00 AM
What does a damn Doctor know....I mean....they work for the man!
:pop: :D ;)

OUDoc
4/21/2011, 08:01 AM
:D Doc, Dont ya just love how some on here pull shat right out their azz and throw it on the Board Like its PROVEN fact and they are the ONLY expert?:rolleyes:

:D
I have friends who smoked (and some I know still smoke ;)). I really don't care, I never did care. But to claim most people use illegal drugs regularly is asinine. The only people I know who claim "most people use drugs" are the people using illegal drugs. I think it makes them feel better.

olevetonahill
4/21/2011, 08:07 AM
:D
I have friends who smoked (and some I know still smoke ;)). I really don't care, I never did care. But to claim most people use illegal drugs regularly is asinine. The only people I know who claim "most people use drugs" are the people using illegal drugs. I think it makes them feel better.

Yea I thot that was funny. Hell I dont even get Durnk on a daily basis.:O

OutlandTrophy
4/21/2011, 08:12 AM
:D
I have friends who smoked (and some I know still smoke ;)). I really don't care, I never did care. But to claim most people use illegal drugs regularly is asinine. The only people I know who claim "most people use drugs" are the people using illegal drugs. I think it makes them feel better.


Prostate checks are my anti-drug.

OUDoc
4/21/2011, 08:14 AM
Prostate checks are my anti-drug.

Someone's trying to get the "two-finger check" next time.

OutlandTrophy
4/21/2011, 08:15 AM
I heard you can clap when you check Mongo.

OUDoc
4/21/2011, 08:20 AM
There is an echo.

StoopTroup
4/21/2011, 09:17 AM
Yea I thot that was funny. Hell I dont even get Durnk on a daily basis.:O

The important thing here is that you want to. :D

StoopTroup
4/21/2011, 09:19 AM
There is an echo.

I put up with alot.....:D

http://www.youtube.com/user/echousa?blend=8&ob=5#p/c/D47943934CAAF685/1/lMgciaI6NGE

http://www.youtube.com/user/echousa?blend=8&ob=5#p/c/D47943934CAAF685/2/00WXLxijwIY

http://www.youtube.com/user/echousa?blend=8&ob=5

OULenexaman
4/21/2011, 12:19 PM
This why you should only use vicodin lollipops. They have those?? Mmmmmm hydrocodone suckers....

BudSooner
4/21/2011, 12:21 PM
Now take out the ones that just did it in college or when they were younger and denounce it now.Also take out the ones who died from drug overdose or drug related actions....I:E:

Dude was so ****ed up he thought the business end of a shotgun was a bong, pulled the trigger and blew his brains out.

Ya know, that sort of pesky nonsense since by being dead...they ain't too successful now. Unless you count that bastard Elvis, i'm pretty sure when i'm nothing but bones I ain't gonna be making any cash.

Mississippi Sooner
4/21/2011, 12:23 PM
They have those?? Mmmmmm hydrocodone suckers....

Just don't try the soma lollipops. Trust me.

Jacie
4/21/2011, 12:28 PM
Another effect of the demon weed, a lot of music from the 70's we thought was good really wasn't . . .

Jammin'
4/21/2011, 12:59 PM
Also take out the ones who died from drug overdose or drug related actions....I:E:

Dude was so ****ed up he thought the business end of a shotgun was a bong, pulled the trigger and blew his brains out.

Ya know, that sort of pesky nonsense since by being dead...they ain't too successful now. Unless you count that bastard Elvis, i'm pretty sure when i'm nothing but bones I ain't gonna be making any cash.

I'm pretty positive none of the drug overdose/drug induced suicides were pot related. I'm absolutely positive Elvis' death wasn't due to, ya know, that pesky weed.

The
4/21/2011, 01:05 PM
I'm pretty positive none of the drug overdose/drug induced suicides were pot related. I'm absolutely positive Elvis' death wasn't due to, ya know, that pesky weed.


Elvis, like his contemporary Michael Jackson, were both prescribed the "medicine" that killed them.

Jammin'
4/21/2011, 01:15 PM
Elvis, like his contemporary Michael Jackson, were both prescribed the "medicine" that killed them.

Same goes for John Wayne

The
4/21/2011, 01:17 PM
Same goes for John Wayne
http://i.imgur.com/xracI.jpg

MR2-Sooner86
4/21/2011, 02:34 PM
Also take out the ones who died from drug overdose or drug related actions....I:E:

Dude was so ****ed up he thought the business end of a shotgun was a bong, pulled the trigger and blew his brains out.

Ya know, that sort of pesky nonsense since by being dead...they ain't too successful now. Unless you count that bastard Elvis, i'm pretty sure when i'm nothing but bones I ain't gonna be making any cash.

http://pn.psychiatryonline.org/content/42/1/23.2/embed/graphic-1.gif

:pop:

pphilfran
4/21/2011, 02:49 PM
http://pn.psychiatryonline.org/content/42/1/23.2/embed/graphic-1.gif

:pop:

Like, wow, man...that cant be real...

KantoSooner
4/21/2011, 03:01 PM
Soooooo, the analysis would be:

1. That alcohol plays a major role suicide.

2. That opiates and alcohol is the preferred way to throw the master switch to 'off'.

3. That the sweet Rasta weed plays a neglible role in suicide.

4. That there are some mad bastards out there who actually INTENTIONALLY o.d. on coke and speed to try and die. Ye Gods!

I'm thinking about the time I 'accidentally' plugged my electric train set (made for 110 volt) into the 220 line (we lived overseas). Casey Jones got about 30 seconds of being a Japanese bullet train before his poor little engine slagged and began to smoke.

StoopTroup
6/21/2011, 06:55 PM
Montel Williams to open medical marijuana clinic

BY LINDSAY GOLDWERT
DAILY NEWS STAFF WRITER
Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Montel Williams is adding a new role to his resume: Medical-marijuana seller.

The television talk show host and product pitchman has announced that he is partnering with a medical marijuana dispensary in Sacramento, Calif.

Williams, who suffers from multiple sclerosis, said that cannabis helped his chronic pain when pharmaceuticals were causing him harm.

"Prescription drugs nearly shut down my kidneys. Then a doctor suggested I try medical marijuana," he said, according to the Sacramento Bee.

Williams credits cannabis for improving his well-being and his ability to cope with constant neurological discomfort.

I'm surprised he found that only California had his answer....:rolleyes:

yermom
6/21/2011, 07:18 PM
someone explain to me why a doctor has Oxycontin as an acceptable option but weed is off the table

whether or not weed is legal or appropriate for recreational use i can see as a debatable issue, but being illegal for medicinal purposes, the only reason i can see is because big pharma can't make as much money from it.

StoopTroup
6/21/2011, 07:23 PM
someone explain to me why a doctor has Oxycontin as an acceptable option but weed is off the table

whether or not weed is legal or appropriate for recreational use i can see as a debatable issue, but being illegal for medicinal purposes, the only reason i can see is because big pharma can't make as much money from it.

Because folks who use Marinol complain about the cost and can't sell it as easily as they can oxycontin?

They then complain that it doesn't work as well as real weed because it's an agenda to just get it legalized?

Because their Doctors won't prescribe pain meds if they smoke pot and they think if it's legal they'll maybe be able to get the pain meds and smoke pot....which won't happen BTW...

http://www.askapatient.com/viewrating.asp?drug=18651&name=MARINOL

SpankyNek
6/21/2011, 07:27 PM
As a pharmacy tech 15 or so years ago, we dispensed Marinol.

I think it is still available to Physicians.

yermom
6/21/2011, 07:30 PM
i'm talking about actually smoking weed, not some way the drug companies have cooked up to keep their monopoly

SpankyNek
6/21/2011, 07:37 PM
i'm talking about actually smoking weed, not some way the drug companies have cooked up to keep their monopoly

Because Doctors prescribe medicines that are regulated in strength, consistency, etc...

You won't see a Dr. that prescribes Opium Poppies either, for example.

yermom
6/21/2011, 07:38 PM
i see you have read the FDA/big pharma talking points :D

StoopTroup
6/21/2011, 07:40 PM
i see you have read the FDA/big pharma talking points :D

Also the Ask a patient listings. I just added them for your reading.

SpankyNek
6/21/2011, 07:43 PM
i see you have read the FDA/big pharma talking points :D

It's not really that, (believe me, I think ALL drugs should be legal...a stance that very few seem to agree with me on) I think that Doctors, in General, are only going to (and probably should only) prescribe FDA regulated substances. If some quack wants to prescribe drinking 16 oz of vinegar everyday for joint pain, I don't think he could possibly be any more of an expert on it than the grocer, for example.

MR2-Sooner86
6/21/2011, 07:45 PM
There has been a staggering jump in the percentage of children diagnosed with a mental illness and treated with psychiatric medications. The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention reported that in 2002 almost 20 percent of office visits to pediatricians were for psychosocial problems -- eclipsing both asthma and heart disease. That same year the Food and Drug Administration reported that some 10.8 million prescriptions were dispensed for children -- they are beginning to outpace the elderly in the consumption of pharmaceuticals. And this year the FDA reported that between 1999 and 2003, 19 children died after taking prescription amphetamines -- the medications used to treat ADHD. These are the same drugs for which the number of prescriptions written rose 500 percent from 1991 to 2000. (http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/10/06/AR2006100601391.html)

I wonder how many people here calling marijuana users "brain dead zombies" turn around and give their child Ritalin.

As for pain management the cons of medical marijuana are very different from those of opiates. Mostly, it's about medical marijuana policy whereas the cons and dangers of opiates are physical. This list is not exhaustive. Before agreeing to a long term opiate regimen, consider its dangers. Many pain patient become dependent and it is completely out of their control. (http://www.infobarrel.com/Medical_Marijuana_Versus_Opiate_Pain_Pills_for_Tre ating_Chronic_Pain_Conditions)

Also, want to know why research isn't done on marijuana? The U.S. Government has a patent on it so any research is highly restricted.

Funny, the United States Government has marijuana as a schedule one drug that supposedly has "no medical benefits" yet the patent the U.S. Government has says something different.

Cannabinoids have been found to have antioxidant properties, unrelated to NMDA receptor antagonism. This new found property makes cannabinoids useful in the treatment and prophylaxis of wide variety of oxidation associated diseases, such as ischemic, age-related, inflammatory and autoimmune diseases. The cannabinoids are found to have particular application as neuroprotectants, for example in limiting neurological damage following ischemic insults, such as stroke and trauma, or in the treatment of neurodegenerative diseases, such as Alzheimer's disease, Parkinson's disease and HIV dementia. Nonpsychoactive cannabinoids, such as cannabidoil, are particularly advantageous to use because they avoid toxicity that is encountered with psychoactive cannabinoids at high doses useful in the method of the present invention. A particular disclosed class of cannabinoids useful as neuroprotective antioxidants is formula (I) wherein the R group is independently selected from the group consisting of H, CH3, and COCH3. (http://www.patentstorm.us/patents/6630507.html)

goingoneight
6/21/2011, 07:45 PM
Here's an idea. Legalize it. Legalize it all.

That way, I can make the big bucks because I can actually pass a **** test and all of my wannabe high all the time friends will be waiting tables and digging ditches between paper routes and garage sales to make a living.

Seems like a good start to fixing the economy to me. :)

Turd_Ferguson
6/21/2011, 07:48 PM
Here's an idea. Legalize it. Legalize it all.

That way, I can make the big bucks because I can actually pass a **** test and all of my wannabe high all the time friends will be waiting tables and digging ditches between paper routes and garage sales to make a living.

Seems like a good start to fixing the economy to me. :)Hmmm...you may be onto something there...

SpankyNek
6/21/2011, 07:48 PM
Here's an idea. Legalize it. Legalize it all.

That way, I can make the big bucks because I can actually pass a **** test and all of my wannabe high all the time friends will be waiting tables and digging ditches between paper routes and garage sales to make a living.

Seems like a good start to fixing the economy to me. :)
Can you think of any legal substances that a company could fire a person for if that person tested positive for it?

I can't either.

Turd_Ferguson
6/21/2011, 07:50 PM
Can you think of any legal substances that a company could fire a person for if that person tested positive for it?

I can't either.Alcohol?

SpankyNek
6/21/2011, 07:52 PM
Since Alcohol remains in a person's urine for 72 hours, a positive test is, in no way, indicative of impairment at any given time.

A breathylizer on the other hand...

goingoneight
6/21/2011, 07:53 PM
Why don't you show up to work drunk as **** and tell me if they'll let you operate a crane, fly a helicopter, deliver something or work on heavy duty equipment and get back to me on that one. :D

StoopTroup
6/21/2011, 07:54 PM
Here's an idea. Legalize it. Legalize it all.

That way, I can make the big bucks because I can actually pass a **** test and all of my wannabe high all the time friends will be waiting tables and digging ditches between paper routes and garage sales to make a living.

Seems like a good start to fixing the economy to me. :)

I'm right with you on that