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Mongo
4/20/2011, 11:33 AM
I am usually pretty thorough at cleaning out my fridge before I leave okc for work. but I slipped up and left some tuna in there. it smells like hammered *******. easily in my top five all time nasty smells
mgsooner
4/20/2011, 11:35 AM
Why does dogsh*t that has been hammered smell worse than regular dogsh*t?
yermom
4/20/2011, 11:35 AM
i'm afraid to ask how the tube steak fared
Mongo
4/20/2011, 11:35 AM
not dog****, I said *******
yermom
4/20/2011, 11:36 AM
donkeyhole?
mgsooner
4/20/2011, 11:37 AM
Why does ******* that has been hammered smell worse than regular *******?
Mjcpr
4/20/2011, 11:38 AM
You should take a pic of it in the bathroom mirror wearing some skimpy drawers and post it here.
Mongo
4/20/2011, 11:38 AM
Why does ******* that has been hammered smell worse than regular *******?

it opens it up, kinda like a good bottle of wine. it breaths
OutlandTrophy
4/20/2011, 11:39 AM
am I still invited over for sushi tonight?
jk the sooner fan
4/20/2011, 11:39 AM
what did it taste like?
Mongo
4/20/2011, 11:40 AM
am I still invited over for sushi tonight?

I have been dry aging some sashimi for us
Mongo
4/20/2011, 11:42 AM
what did it taste like?

dude, I gag when I open up the door. and you know I dont easily gag
OhU1
4/20/2011, 11:44 AM
How do you know its bad? It is tuna afterall. :)

Every time I eat tuna or salmon at work I'll have some 20 something year old woman come around and say something like eww, what stinks! These are also invariably the same women who drink 6 diet Dr. Peppers a day and will not eat anything unless it was cooked at a restaurant or can be heated in a microwave like a TV dinner.
Mongo
4/20/2011, 12:12 PM
You should take a pic of it in the bathroom mirror wearing some skimpy drawers and post it here.

heh, pervert
sooner_born_1960
4/20/2011, 12:19 PM
How do you know its bad? It is tuna afterall. :)

Every time I eat tuna or salmon at work I'll have some 20 something year old woman come around and say something like eww, what stinks! These are also invariably the same women who drink 6 diet Dr. Peppers a day and will not eat anything unless it was cooked at a restaurant or can be heated in a microwave like a TV dinner.
That reminds me. It's time to start bringing sardines for lunch, again.
jk the sooner fan
4/20/2011, 01:31 PM
dude, I gag when I open up the door. and you know I dont easily gag

no gag reflex.......good times, good times.....
jk the sooner fan
4/20/2011, 01:39 PM
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stoops the eternal pimp
4/20/2011, 01:40 PM
jk must like the no gag reflex
Mjcpr
4/20/2011, 01:49 PM
Did you get rid of it yet? I'd cut it into several thin slices, then warm it up.

You're single, right?
Mongo
4/20/2011, 01:51 PM
Did you get rid of it yet? I'd cut it into several thin slices, then warm it up.

You're single, right?

http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o259/hobbs70/2011-04-20_13-50-30_556.jpg
saucysoonergal
4/20/2011, 01:53 PM
jk must like the no gag reflex

On golden retrievers?





;) Sorry couldn't resist!
Mjcpr
4/20/2011, 01:54 PM
On golden retrievers?



Is that the one with Henry Fonda?
saucysoonergal
4/20/2011, 01:54 PM
Yes and Vet's favorite actress, Jane Fonda. ;)
Mjcpr
4/20/2011, 01:54 PM
http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o259/hobbs70/2011-04-20_13-50-30_556.jpg

Oh. Maybe have a few beers first then.
Mongo
4/20/2011, 01:55 PM
TUNA JERKY!!!
1890MilesToNorman
4/20/2011, 02:01 PM
You really are trying to win that dumbass award ain't ya Mongo? :D
saucysoonergal
4/20/2011, 02:01 PM
TUNA JERKY!!!

[michael scott]Thats what she said![/michael scott]
soonerchk
4/20/2011, 02:09 PM
If only this came in Smellovision...
jk the sooner fan
4/20/2011, 02:20 PM
If only this came in Smellovision...

there's a joke here

i'm just not gonna make it
StoopTroup
4/20/2011, 02:28 PM
I always go with the lobster.....

http://blog.ipressl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/lobster.jpg
StoopTroup
4/20/2011, 02:29 PM
With lots of butter.....:D
Mongo
4/20/2011, 02:29 PM
my tits are perkier
Mjcpr
4/20/2011, 02:29 PM
Welcome to the Side Boob Hour.
StoopTroup
4/20/2011, 02:39 PM
Mayonnaise Free Tuna Salad

January 16, 2010 by Monika
Filed under Children, Fat, On the fly, Recipe, Weight Loss


I was trying to figure out what to put in my starving stomach.

Wondering around in my kitchen I found a jar of roasted eggplants, which I neglected for a while. Since eggplant dip is very low in fat and has no nonsense put into it, I thought I give it a try in my tuna salad.

This is what you will need:

1 can of tuna in water, drained (of course you knew that!)
4-5 black Spanish olives, pitted
1/2 red bell pepper
1 stalk celery
herbs or salt free seasoning
some garlic salt to taste
2-3 tablespoons of roasted eggplant dip

Just mix everything together. You can even add a green salad or more vegetables. Add black olives to taste, but remember that about 4-5 olives have 1g of fat. This tuna recipe is very low fat but creamy and delicious because of the added eggplant. Even if you don’t like eggplant, you should give it a try!

Why not wrap it up in a whole wheat tortilla and take it to work or give it to the kids for lunch. Kids like anything in a wrap, specially tuna salad!

I hope you enjoy this recipe, I know I did.

http://monikabaechler.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/tuna-salad-and-jar-eggplan.jpg
jk the sooner fan
4/20/2011, 02:45 PM
where's a lobster? was there a lobster posted?
NormanPride
4/20/2011, 03:48 PM
No.
Dallasbabe
4/20/2011, 03:55 PM
Gag reflexes are for girls. A real woman can take it all no matter what.