WE Must Protect the Ignorant from themselves

[olevetonahill]

Seems theres a RISK of fire from a ****in candle, who woulda thot it :rolleyes:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_candle_recall

[mgsooner]

We must protect your house

[Turd_Ferguson]

Ya'll must protect my houseIndeed.

[olevetonahill]

THATS whats wrong with this country today. We've spent way to much effort
Keeping the stupid peeps alive and then encouragin em to breed.:eek:

[Aldebaran]

Do you have children?

[mgsooner]

Indeed.

You must protect your government subsidized efficiency apartment.

[olevetonahill]

Do you have children?

Yea, But im not a droolin retard that will burn my shack down with a candle.;)

[Aldebaran]

That's easy to say if you haven't done it, yet.

[olevetonahill]

That's easy to say if you haven't done it, yet.

Well since Im not one of those Girly men who burn candles for the "MOOD"
or the way they smell I doubt Ill ever burn my shack down with an unattended candle.
I use em on B-Day Cakes or when the lectric goes out . Then snuff em out when i dont need em anymore .
See I aint a ****in Tard:rolleyes:

[jkjsooner]

My wife loves to do the candle thing. One day she lit a candle that was in a little glass holder thing. At some point the heat from the candle shattered the base of the glass and the thing fell over. I blew it out but told my wife that she would have burned down our apartment had I not been there.

If the candle is meant to be burned in a plastic holder that can melt, well, I think a recall is in order. The stupidity here seems to be on the manafacturers side.

[olevetonahill]

My wife loves to do the candle thing. One day she lit a candle that was in a little glass holder thing. At some point the heat from the candle shattered the base of the glass and the thing fell over. I blew it out but told my wife that she would have burned down our apartment had I not been there.

So yer sayin yer wife is a tard for leaving a candle unattended.

[XingTheRubicon]

Someone forward this to Li(d)tig8r. If he's already hung himself, then disregard.

[sappstuf]

http://vaguemusings.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/geico-caveman.jpg

Fire melt plastic??