View Full Version : Unemployment Agency Hands Out Superhero Capes to Jobless
Hahaha. You can't make this stuff up. What the hell were they thinking? I bet they thought they were thinking outside the box.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110419/ap_on_re_us/us_capes_for_the_unemployed
Turd_Ferguson
4/19/2011, 06:10 PM
Hope and change into your superhero outfit...:D
faster than a speeding mailtruck with a welfare check...
Impervious to mothers basements...
Their only kryptonite is hard work....
:D. I know yall can do better....
Real men of genius....
This Bud's for you Mr. Unemployed Cape Wearing Guy.
StoopTroup
4/19/2011, 07:09 PM
More than 1 in 4 gets a job.
59000 jobs....6000 capes. Works out to $0.23 per job filled. Now they'll do a million dollar investigation into misuse of funds...lol.
Thank goodness someone will stop those unless capes.
AlboSooner
4/19/2011, 07:11 PM
mcdonals hired a bunch of people today.
StoopTroup
4/19/2011, 07:15 PM
I wonder out of 210,000...how many could pass a drug test? Maybe 59,000?
REDREX
4/19/2011, 07:46 PM
$14,000 pissed away
i don't even care about the money, just the fact that some nut thought it would be a good idea to hand someone who is down on their luck a cape and say, "You're Cape-able, now go beat Dr. Evil Unemployment! Yaaaay!"
Instant...Throat...Punch.
soonercruiser
4/19/2011, 10:14 PM
mcdonals hired a bunch of people today.
Cape flipped down - converts to red aprons!
:D
Maybe next time they will give out g-strings to the women.....and then Hooters will hire 2,000!
(Your government at work)
StoopTroup
4/19/2011, 10:44 PM
http://aykpics428.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/who-moved-cheese.jpg
Also available for any of your employees.....
http://images.barnesandnoble.com/images/38030000/38032375.jpg
CORNholio
4/19/2011, 10:58 PM
Had to be a woman who came up with this idea. Can you imagine giving a grown man a cape when he is trying to feed his family. Talk about being out of touch.
Leroy Lizard
4/19/2011, 11:32 PM
I can see it now on Craigslist:
"I'm looking for P/T Cape-A-Bility Challenge Superhero to fight off Dr. Evil Unemployment. $15/hr. Benefits. Needs X-Ray vision and own transportation. No perverts."
Oh, best comment:
They can all fly up my butt and fight for air.
SoonerNate
4/20/2011, 09:53 AM
Had to be a woman who came up with this idea. Can you imagine giving a grown man a cape when he is trying to feed his family. Talk about being out of touch.
Woman, liberal male, same difference. It's all about feelings with these fools. If I heard right it was so that they would feel cape"able"
Again, liberalism is a mental disorder. These folks literally need to be institutionalized.
Aldebaran
4/20/2011, 10:03 AM
mcdonals hired a bunch of people today.
Most... depressing... NPR... segment... ever.
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