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JohnnyMack
4/19/2011, 02:34 PM
...would be better in bed. Natalie Portman or Zooey Deschanel?
SbOrOiNaEnR
4/19/2011, 02:44 PM
Yes.
Turd_Ferguson
4/19/2011, 02:44 PM
Zooey by a mile...
yermom
4/19/2011, 02:45 PM
Yes.
yeah, i'm pretty sure this is a trick question
royalfan5
4/19/2011, 02:46 PM
Emily Deschanel.
3rdgensooner
4/19/2011, 02:47 PM
Josh Duhamel
Fraggle145
4/19/2011, 02:50 PM
Zooey. But I's still let Natalie tickle my balls.
JohnnyMack
4/19/2011, 02:51 PM
I'm really just trying to draw SicEm out of hiding with this thread.
jumperstop
4/19/2011, 02:51 PM
I would **** them both, I don't care how good either of them are.
1890MilesToNorman
4/19/2011, 03:01 PM
Let me know when you get'em there, you will need an impartial judge to make the call.
Fraggle145
4/19/2011, 03:04 PM
I want Kierra Knightly dressed up as Padme and Natalie Portman dressed up as Elizabeth Swan. Ultimate nerd ****.
1890MilesToNorman
4/19/2011, 03:05 PM
Are you getting one of those famous boners Fraggle?
ouleaf
4/19/2011, 03:10 PM
Interesting conundrum...Would make a great thesis if someone were so inclined.
Both gorgeous....I think Natalie might know more tricks, so I'll choose her.
rekamrettuB
4/19/2011, 03:11 PM
It won't matter which is better in bed...I'll still only last a couple minutes...that includes undressing and foreplay.
Fraggle145
4/19/2011, 03:22 PM
Are you getting one of those famous boners Fraggle?
:O
KABOOKIE
4/19/2011, 03:37 PM
I'm really just trying to draw SicEm out of hiding with this thread.
That's going to be hard cuz I think sicem is dying from the aids.
KantoSooner
4/19/2011, 03:39 PM
Nah, he's just flipping through his 'Abe Lincoln: Nude' picture book and moaning softly, as though to himself.
Fraggle145
4/19/2011, 03:42 PM
Nah, he's just flipping through his 'Abe Lincoln: Nude' picture book and moaning softly, as though to himself.
Abe is for when he is doing his S&M thing.
sooner59
4/19/2011, 03:46 PM
I think Portman would be wilder.
Romulus
4/19/2011, 04:29 PM
Claire Dunphy
KuppiKunta
4/19/2011, 04:34 PM
Claire Dunphy
I'm not sure what they were doing, but I think Phil was winning.
JohnnyMack
4/19/2011, 04:45 PM
Stick to the original premise meatheads. Not which one you'd rather bang, and not some random skank I didn't mention, but which one of the two mentioned stars of Your Highness do you think would be better in bed?
Romulus
4/19/2011, 04:50 PM
Rhona Mitra
Jammin'
4/19/2011, 04:51 PM
Dean Martin.
OU_Sooners75
4/19/2011, 04:54 PM
I would take both....but would rather have Keeley Hazell
OU_Sooners75
4/19/2011, 04:56 PM
I would have to tell you after the fact Johnny as to whom was better.
Stick to the original premise meatheads. Not which one you'd rather bang, and not some random skank I didn't mention, but which one of the two mentioned stars of Your Highness do you think would be better in bed?
Portman, but I would be thinking of you the whole time
Turd_Ferguson
4/19/2011, 06:13 PM
Zooey has bigger inner labias...FTW.
KuppiKunta
4/19/2011, 07:09 PM
Rhona Mitra
If you've seen Hollow Man, I was the stunt double who raped her.
StoopTroup
4/19/2011, 07:23 PM
Once I'm done banging the other starlets I have on my list....I'll let you know
AlbqSooner
4/19/2011, 07:49 PM
Stick to the original premise meatheads. Not which one you'd rather bang, and not some random skank I didn't mention, but which one of the two mentioned stars of Your Highness do you think would be better in bed?
I don't know what either one of these people look like. At my age a don't really give a rats arse either. If they let me get em in bed, that's the one who would be better in bed.
waynepayne
4/19/2011, 07:51 PM
Josh Duhamel
I sat through Life As We Know It juuuuuust for him.
SicEmBaylor
4/20/2011, 05:08 PM
I'm really just trying to draw SicEm out of hiding with this thread.
Ive been having some pretty bad health issues lately (not Aids), and i just havent felt like doing much.
To answer the original question though -- its definitely Natalie Portman. Ive basically already had the secks with her. That college scene at the end of Where the Heart Is was filmed at Baylor. I have sat on that same bench she sat in while waiting for that goofy guy to get out of class. Soooo our asses have occupied the exact same space. We are basically lovers. :D
Ive been having some pretty bad health issues lately (not Aids), and i just havent felt like doing much.
To answer the original question though -- its definitely Natalie Portman. Ive basically already had the secks with her. That college scene at the end of Where the Heart Is was filmed at Baylor. I have sat on that same bench she sat in while waiting for that goofy guy to get out of class. Soooo our asses have occupied the exact same space. We are basically lovers. :D
That story reminds me of the time I was walking around Southampton and looked up and saw Marisa Tomei walking just mere inches in front of me. It was almost like we were having the seks right there in front of God and everyone! Good times.
Harry Beanbag
4/21/2011, 08:53 AM
Reminds me of the time the wife and I literally ran into Gwen Stefani while she was eating a hot dog. We basically had a threesome. It was incredible.
texaspokieokie
4/21/2011, 08:56 AM
That story reminds me of the time I was walking around Southampton and looked up and saw Marisa Tomei walking just mere inches in front of me. It was almost like we were having the seks right there in front of God and everyone! Good times.
You & George Costanza.
KABOOKIE
4/21/2011, 11:17 AM
Ive been having some pretty bad health issues lately (not Aids), and i just havent felt like doing much.
To answer the original question though -- its definitely Natalie Portman. Ive basically already had the secks with her. That college scene at the end of Where the Heart Is was filmed at Baylor. I have sat on that same bench she sat in while waiting for that goofy guy to get out of class. Soooo our asses have occupied the exact same space. We are basically lovers. :D
Well then according to your logic doesn't that mean you've had the butt sechs with every other dude that has parked their *** on that same bench? Mmmmm are you sure it isn't the aids?
lexsooner
4/21/2011, 11:59 AM
Scarlett Johansson
The word is Scarlett has always been loose and a wild thing. Her chain smoking in bed would bother me, though.
lexsooner
4/21/2011, 12:03 PM
...would be better in bed. Natalie Portman or Zooey Deschanel?
Zooey, because she is a little meatier. Besides, I watched Black Swan and Natalie was getting it on a little too realistically with that other dancer.
Emma Watson is cute, but I have this feeling she is very demanding and bratty in all aspects of her life, including sex.
The word is Scarlett has always been loose and a wild thing. Her chain smoking in bed would bother me, though.
I would put up with a little second hand smoke, its for a good casue. :P
lexsooner
4/21/2011, 01:36 PM
I would put up with a little second hand smoke, its for a good casue. :P
As much as I like Bill Murray, I cannot believe his character did not nail her in Lost in Translation.
oudavid1
4/21/2011, 02:05 PM
UCO Cheer Squad. Undefeated so far.
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