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stoops the eternal pimp
4/18/2011, 01:13 PM
630AM...Alarm goes off
645AM...get out of bed
700AM...I doo doo and brush teeth
800AM...I go to work
900AM...I doo doo
1000AM...I eat a granola bar
1030AM...I poop
1215PM...I go to lunch
100PM...I crap
430PM...I go home
5:15PM...I doo doo
5:30PM..I go lift weights
700PM...I come home and dump...eat dinner
1000PM...final doo doo
1100PM..I go to bed
BigDeezy
4/18/2011, 01:17 PM
That's a lot of pooh-ing. Are you always so full of it?
stoops the eternal pimp
4/18/2011, 01:18 PM
yes...glass of water, a salad...about anything sends me to the terlet
jumperstop
4/18/2011, 01:21 PM
I seriously probably don't **** that many times in a week....
Soonerntxs
4/18/2011, 01:21 PM
You go to bed with a dirty BO BO?:eek:
stoops the eternal pimp
4/18/2011, 01:22 PM
no way dude..i use a ton of baby wipes and car air fresheners
jumperstop
4/18/2011, 01:25 PM
no way dude..i use a ton of baby wipes and car air fresheners

I've recently started with the baby wipes....good for those ****s after you've showered. A **** post shower can ruin a day... :D
Soonerntxs
4/18/2011, 01:28 PM
Thats good to hear butt I am sure that you either have one or two problems... One: RAW or Two: S-it-less (OPPOSED TO FOS)

LOL
Soonerntxs
4/18/2011, 01:29 PM
BTW I miss the WORD DUKY!
stoops the eternal pimp
4/18/2011, 01:31 PM
I'm going to go drop a deuce rocket...I'll be back..My schedule is a little off today
deweydw
4/18/2011, 01:34 PM
"Drop a stool"
deweydw
4/18/2011, 01:35 PM
"pinch a loaf"
Soonerntxs
4/18/2011, 01:37 PM
"birthing texans"
TahoeSOONER
4/18/2011, 01:38 PM
I'm growing a tail reading this.
BoomerJ
4/18/2011, 02:05 PM
Gotta go kill a brown snake myself.
Jello Biafra
4/18/2011, 02:06 PM
im pushing cotton as we speak
SoonerPr8r
4/18/2011, 02:11 PM
Perhaps you should change your username to Poops The Eternal Stench
JLEW1818
4/18/2011, 02:15 PM
what a loser thread......

I'm gonna neg the OP
Jello Biafra
4/18/2011, 02:16 PM
what a loser thread......

you dont tell me damn right!?!?!?
stoops the eternal pimp
4/18/2011, 02:40 PM
what a loser thread......

I'm gonna neg the OP

let me finish droppin this jlew in the bowl first...

what are you doin in the football forum anyways?
Breadburner
4/18/2011, 02:42 PM
"Drop the Cosby kids off at the pool"......!
StoopTroup
4/18/2011, 11:03 PM
"birthing texans"

An oldie but a goodie....

"Here I sit my buns a flexin.....just gave birth to another tejan". :texan:
stoops the eternal pimp
4/19/2011, 11:24 AM
by far, the best floppy cat
JLEW1818
4/19/2011, 11:25 AM
u like it floppy?
stoops the eternal pimp
4/19/2011, 11:28 AM
yermom likes it floppy