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olevetonahill
4/14/2011, 08:00 AM
I bot a dozen minners yesterday fer TimmyT.
10 died right after puttin em in his tank, he ate a 1/2 dozen And theres still 12 in the tank:D

I took the dead minners and buried em in the dirt by my Mater plants fer fertilizer :cool:
XingTheRubicon
4/14/2011, 08:08 AM
Praying TimmyT is not a person...
olevetonahill
4/14/2011, 09:12 AM
About 2an a 1/2 years old
http://travelogged.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/baby_alligator.jpg
JohnnyMack
4/14/2011, 09:25 AM
Are you going to make some boots out of him one day?
1890MilesToNorman
4/14/2011, 10:02 AM
Gator is good eating if you can eat them before they eat you. :D
olevetonahill
4/14/2011, 10:04 AM
Are you going to make some boots out of him one day?

Gonna have BBQ gator tail at a Ho-Down:cool:
StoopTroup
4/14/2011, 10:40 AM
That little bastage's tail is something to watch out for and so are his teeth.

It's amazing how big they get the 1st couple of years. When growth starts to slow and they start to get wide and mean......it's time for a Hodown Babay!

We will do it SOONER STYLE THOUGH ! ! !

http://www.endlesssimmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/lsu-gator-roast.jpg
1890MilesToNorman
4/14/2011, 10:48 AM
How big is TimmyT these days?
olevetonahill
4/14/2011, 10:49 AM
About 2 foot. Prolly time to move his azz O/S:cool:
1890MilesToNorman
4/14/2011, 10:50 AM
Shoot, he just an appetizer at this point.
olevetonahill
4/14/2011, 10:54 AM
Yup. Why I prolly need to move him O/S so he can have more room to grow and become the main course :cool:
1890MilesToNorman
4/14/2011, 10:54 AM
And maybe half a boot.
StoopTroup
4/14/2011, 10:55 AM
Do ya put him on a chain and buy him a minipool?

Can we hang smelly chicken above him this year and watch him chow?:D
1890MilesToNorman
4/14/2011, 10:56 AM
I'd keep him in the back of the truck.
StoopTroup
4/14/2011, 10:59 AM
I'd keep him in the back of the truck.

You mean the hot tub?

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3649/3687278673_bc53ceeb5b.jpg
1890MilesToNorman
4/14/2011, 11:00 AM
What was I thinking? of course the hot tub!! :D
olevetonahill
4/14/2011, 11:01 AM
Only if i take him to the Park;)
StoopTroup
4/14/2011, 11:04 AM
Vet won't let ya hunt either. It's difficult for me to go down there sometimes. :D ;)


http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c333/stooptroup/horneyhottubparty.jpg
cantwait48
4/14/2011, 11:16 AM
ah, I bet you get attached to the little booger and end up releasing him into the storm sewer instead of eating him
olevetonahill
4/14/2011, 11:17 AM
ah, I bet you get attached to the little booger and end up releasing him into the storm sewer instead of eating him

You dont know me every well then.:D
1890MilesToNorman
4/14/2011, 11:53 AM
Date line Wister in a few years. :D

LITTLE ROCK, Arkansas (Reuters) – Maybe it was spring fever that made a 9-foot, 20-year-old alligator make its getaway in south Arkansas.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20110414/od_nm/us_alligator_arkansas
olevetonahill
4/14/2011, 12:00 PM
TimmyT aint gonna last that long.
Im figuring that tail get to around 3an 1/2 to 4 foot hes Guest of honor :cool:
1890MilesToNorman
4/14/2011, 12:11 PM
I nude that but I'ma thinking you'll start yerself a dadgum gator farm.
olevetonahill
4/14/2011, 12:12 PM
I nude that but I'ma thinking you'll start yerself a dadgum gator farm.

Naw to much dayum trouble ;)
1890MilesToNorman
4/14/2011, 12:16 PM
Ain't ya got any young gator wranglers you could hire for twenty cents an hour down there?
olevetonahill
4/14/2011, 12:18 PM
These crazy bastages around here would try to Make Meth out of him:eek:
StoopTroup
4/14/2011, 12:26 PM
TimmyT aint gonna last that long.
Im figuring that tail get to around 3an 1/2 to 4 foot hes Guest of honor :cool:

Isn't it time to start raising another so if it's delicious, we'll be able to eat gator at every Hodown?

Or should we just have TUSooner send us some of his Private Vintage? :D:pop:
olevetonahill
4/14/2011, 12:31 PM
Proll be cheaper and a whole easier to just order some :D