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KantoSooner
4/13/2011, 11:05 AM
...will wear her iconic blue short shorts in the new teevee series.


I think all of us who remember the old Wonder Woman (Linda Carter long before she was flogging contact lenses) series are silently thanking whatever dieties we worship.

for those of you too young to remember, trust in your elders: this is a good thing.

Three times now! Huzzah! Huzzah!! Huzzah!!!

StoopTroup
4/13/2011, 11:07 AM
http://www.filmschoolrejects.com/images/megan-fox-wonder-woman.jpg

StoopTroup
4/13/2011, 11:11 AM
However this is what we'll be stuck with....

http://www.curvymagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Adrianne-Palicki-as-Wonder-Woman-thumb.jpg

saucysoonergal
4/13/2011, 11:12 AM
I noticed Megan Fox was hiding her thumbs.

http://www.bittenandbound.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/megan-fox-thumbs.jpg

WichitaSooner
4/13/2011, 11:13 AM
I noticed Megan Fox was hiding her thumbs.

Of course she was... I would hide those hideous big toe thumbs too....

StoopTroup
4/13/2011, 11:14 AM
I noticed Megan Fox was hiding her thumbs.

http://www.bittenandbound.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/megan-fox-thumbs.jpg

lol

http://i486.photobucket.com/albums/rr230/Red_Scare87/megan-fox-thumbs-1.jpg

saucysoonergal
4/13/2011, 11:16 AM
So, guys is toe thumbs a deal breaker? ;)

Partial Qualifier
4/13/2011, 11:18 AM
nice shovel thumbs

Turd_Ferguson
4/13/2011, 11:22 AM
The original Wonder Woman Linda Carter had a band in high school...her drummer was Radar from MASH...wow.

picasso
4/13/2011, 11:23 AM
http://www.filmschoolrejects.com/images/megan-fox-wonder-woman.jpg

I don't get the big deal with Megan Fox. There's a ton of women in entertainment with more goin' on than that skinny chick.

StoopTroup
4/13/2011, 11:25 AM
I don't get the big deal with Megan Fox. There's a ton of women in entertainment with more goin' on than that skinny chick.

True....but one of them ain't this one....

http://www.curvymagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Adrianne-Palicki-as-Wonder-Woman-thumb.jpg

picasso
4/13/2011, 11:26 AM
True....but one of them ain't this one....

http://www.curvymagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Adrianne-Palicki-as-Wonder-Woman-thumb.jpg

Yeah, and she has not so good legs either.

StoopTroup
4/13/2011, 11:27 AM
Yeah, and she has not so good legs either.

The pics of her I could find of her in shorts....I couldn't post here....lol

NormanPride
4/13/2011, 11:31 AM
Ick.

picasso
4/13/2011, 11:53 AM
The pics of her I could find of her in shorts....I couldn't post here....lol

She looks pretty good as a blonde.:O

OULenexaman
4/13/2011, 12:29 PM
how are her thumbs

Pricetag
4/13/2011, 12:32 PM
Holy crap, I had no idea that was the girl who played Tyra on "Friday Night Lights." She looks nothing like herself--nowhere near as cute.

Soonerwake
4/13/2011, 01:54 PM
These threads crack me up. There is probably not one of us on this board, me included, that could score a chick like that, even back in the good ole days... :D

KantoSooner
4/13/2011, 02:01 PM
True, she and Megan are horribly disappointing. Poor girls, just no hope at all. I'm sure it will be onerous, but I've invited them both over for hot toddies and a good cry at Uncle Kanto's House of Restorative Full Body Massage.

The almond oil (with just a touch of mint and capsaicin) is gently warming as we speak.

some low background sound, maybe an ocean surf thing. Ceiling fans gently swirling the warm air.

I'll keep you posted in case I need assistance. Don't wait up.

stoops the eternal pimp
4/13/2011, 02:04 PM
These threads crack me up. There is probably not one of us on this board, me included, that could score a chick like that, even back in the good ole days... :D

I could

Soonerwake
4/13/2011, 02:04 PM
OK, I was wrong. None of us can score a chick like that, with the exception of Kanto...

stoops the eternal pimp
4/13/2011, 02:12 PM
you was wrong twice lady

Soonerwake
4/13/2011, 02:16 PM
Oh yeah, and the infamous STEP... My bad.. :rolleyes:

stoops the eternal pimp
4/13/2011, 02:17 PM
you are right..it is your bad...gimp

CrimsonCream
4/13/2011, 02:30 PM
Superman was kinda bored so he just started flying around looking for something to do. He's flying over Wonder Woman's house and sees her bedroom window is open. He stops for a glimpse and sees her lying on her bed naked. She's lying there and squirming around looking real hot.

Superman was getting turned on looking at her so he decides what the hell, I can just fly in real quick, give her the ole' in-out and be out of there before she even knows what hit her. After all he is Superman. So, in he goes, wham-bam and he's out of there.

Wonder Woman knew something happened and says, "What was that?" The invisible man says, "I don't know but, damn, is my *** sore."

C&CDean
4/13/2011, 02:34 PM
you was wrong twice lady

This is the quality "ho" that STEP ends up with. That's him and his bushy-faced ho sharing a plate of frito chili pie:

http://img94.imageshack.us/img94/1350/dsc0130ey.jpg (http://img94.imageshack.us/i/dsc0130ey.jpg/)

Uploaded with ImageShack.us (http://imageshack.us)

Turd_Ferguson
4/13/2011, 02:39 PM
This is the quality "ho" that STEP ends up with. That's him and his bushy-faced ho sharing a plate of frito chili pie:

http://img94.imageshack.us/img94/1350/dsc0130ey.jpg (http://img94.imageshack.us/i/dsc0130ey.jpg/)

Uploaded with ImageShack.us (http://imageshack.us)


Who is the blond to HIS left???? DAAAAAAAAAAAAmn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

stoops the eternal pimp
4/13/2011, 02:39 PM
sometimes, you just hurt my penis

Turd_Ferguson
4/13/2011, 02:40 PM
sometimes, you just hurt my penisI thought you said your penis was unhurtable???

stoops the eternal pimp
4/13/2011, 02:42 PM
dean, you should see me now...down 22 lbs...workin out...next time we are together, i won't have to rest my belly on top of your head

C&CDean
4/13/2011, 02:47 PM
dean, you should see me now...down 22 lbs...workin out...next time we are together, i won't have to rest my belly on top of your head

Seeing a pic with a little gut is kinda ****ed up, ain't it?

However, next time you will shave that nasty growth on your face. It irritates the hell outta my taint scar, especially when you got nucular chili bits all up in it.

StoopTroup
4/13/2011, 02:48 PM
dean, you should see me now...down 22 lbs...workin out...next time we are together, i won't have to rest my belly on top of your head

Heh. I remember that Tailgate. What a day!

NSFW

Tailgate 2008 (http://bearmythology.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/jerbear-sleeper.jpg)

stoops the eternal pimp
4/13/2011, 02:50 PM
i had quit shaving when you asked me to so that I could give you that same sensation mongo does

OU4LIFE
4/25/2011, 11:11 AM
I could

damn right he could.

C&CDean
4/25/2011, 11:13 AM
Look. A Chewbacca sighting.

OU4LIFE
4/25/2011, 11:27 AM
Look. A Chewbacca sighting.

pipe down Nancy. I'm just making my early year fly-by. ;)

KuppiKunta
4/25/2011, 11:44 AM
http://img94.imageshack.us/img94/1350/dsc0130ey.jpg (http://img94.imageshack.us/i/dsc0130ey.jpg/)

Uploaded with ImageShack.us (http://imageshack.us)


Must be some good grub....lots a LARGE people there.

My Opinion Matters
4/25/2011, 11:46 AM
However this is what we'll be stuck with....

http://www.curvymagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Adrianne-Palicki-as-Wonder-Woman-thumb.jpg




Yeah, and she has not so good legs either.

Ick.

Seriously, I can't have sex with that.

C&CDean
4/25/2011, 12:50 PM
Must be some good grub....lots a LARGE people there.

Here, have a red card ****wad. I'm sure you're 6'2", 190, solid steel, bench press a freight train, blah blah blah...

Those people are friends of mine and I don't appreciate you insulting them. Don't do it again.

ByrnHoustonsSweatyPalms
4/25/2011, 02:06 PM
Here, have a red card ****wad. I'm sure you're 6'2", 190, solid steel, bench press a freight train, blah blah blah...

Those people are friends of mine and I don't appreciate you insulting them. Don't do it again.

Plus you already said it was chil pie. Nuff said:P

Jammin'
4/25/2011, 02:11 PM
Here, have a red card ****wad. I'm sure you're 6'2", 190, solid steel, bench press a freight train, blah blah blah...

Those people are friends of mine and I don't appreciate you insulting them. Don't do it again.

It's okay if we still insult you directly though, right?

Just feeling things out. Now that Easter is over and God isn't watching, some on here have reverted back to old she-nan-a-gans. (unlike the peace we had on here last week....)

C&CDean
4/25/2011, 02:21 PM
It's okay if we still insult you directly though, right?

Just feeling things out. Now that Easter is over and God isn't watching, some on here have reverted back to old she-nan-a-gans. (unlike the peace we had on here last week....)

I'm always fair game - unless I've forgotten the Mydol. Then, all bets are off.

dynersooner
4/25/2011, 02:21 PM
Who is the blond to HIS left???? DAAAAAAAAAAAAmn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

did turd get banned for insulting the "blonde"?

not judging, just asking.

Jammin'
4/25/2011, 02:23 PM
I'm always fair game - unless I've forgotten the Mydol. Then, all bets are off.

You're trying to trick me, it won't work.

At your age you never remember your mydol.

C&CDean
4/25/2011, 02:23 PM
did turd get banned for insulting the "blonde"?

not judging, just asking.

nunya.

C&CDean
4/25/2011, 02:24 PM
You're trying to trick me, it won't work.

At your age you never remember your mydol.

pfffft. Steel trap. Photographic. In my prime.

The
4/25/2011, 02:25 PM
In my prime.

Yeah, you look it...

C&CDean
4/25/2011, 02:27 PM
Yeah, you look it...

Let's see a pic of you sweetcheeks. Then we can all be judgemental *********s.

ByrnHoustonsSweatyPalms
4/25/2011, 02:29 PM
Let's see a pic of you sweetcheeks. Then we can all be judgemental *********s.

Last week you called me sugar britches. Are you two timin me?:mad:

Jammin'
4/25/2011, 02:32 PM
Let's see a pic of you sweetcheeks. Then we can all be judgemental *********s.

I'm pretty sure we can all claim that title regardless of what The looks like.


And if my memory holds:

The=sweetcheeks
byronhoustonsweatypalms=sugerbritches


What's a brother gotta do to get a nickname around here? (other than the ones the posse speks to me? those aren't very nice)

On Edit: I type slow.

Adrian
4/25/2011, 02:32 PM
Here, have a red card ****wad. I'm sure you're 6'2", 190, solid steel, bench press a freight train, blah blah blah...

Those people are friends of mine and I don't appreciate you insulting them. Don't do it again.

You're friends with EVERYBODY in that picture? Sounds kind of time consuming...

The
4/25/2011, 02:32 PM
I'm pretty sure we can all claim that title regardless of what The looks like.


I am an Adonis.

soonerchk
4/25/2011, 02:33 PM
LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!!

C&CDean
4/25/2011, 02:35 PM
You're friends with EVERYBODY in that picture? Sounds kind of time consuming...

Yes, I am. I get around. There's several others in the periphery as well.

C&CDean
4/25/2011, 02:35 PM
LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!!

What people?

C&CDean
4/25/2011, 02:37 PM
I am an Adonis.

No, you're being a semi-dick. Just don't go full-dick and you might be safe.

dynersooner
4/25/2011, 02:37 PM
nunya.

i guess thats one of the benefits to being friends with the banner. you can straight up insult an unattractive female in a pic, and not get called down for it.

then again, membership has its privileges.

soonerchk
4/25/2011, 02:37 PM
Probably most of the ones currently banned not named Stu.

*sigh*

Aldebaran
4/25/2011, 02:40 PM
Yes, I am. I get around. There's several others in the periphery as well.

I get around? Didn't you just ban someone for calling them fat?

My Opinion Matters
4/25/2011, 02:40 PM
If I learned anything from this thread, it's that Dean can't handle The's full dick.

C&CDean
4/25/2011, 02:40 PM
i guess thats one of the benefits to being friends with the banner. you can straight up insult an unattractive female in a pic, and not get called down for it.

then again, membership has its privileges.

Either you can't read, or your eyesight is for ****. He wasn't insulting the blonde, he was complimenting her. And the person he is talking about it quite attractive. Not by OUI standards I'm sure, but by us human folks standards, yes, she's attractive.

The
4/25/2011, 02:41 PM
If I learned anything from this thread, it's that Dean can't handle The's full dick.

Not many can.

C&CDean
4/25/2011, 02:41 PM
If I learned anything from this thread, it's that Dean can't handle The's full dick.

Huh?

My Opinion Matters
4/25/2011, 02:42 PM
Steel trap, eh?

The
4/25/2011, 02:42 PM
I should be a mod.

C&CDean
4/25/2011, 02:42 PM
I get around? Didn't you just ban someone for calling them fat?

Wow. All the pretty people have joined in. It's a regular beauty pageant.

I gave someone a day in the hoosegow for calling all the people in the picture fat. I guess you can't read for **** either.

Jammin'
4/25/2011, 02:43 PM
I want my nickname Dean.

C&CDean
4/25/2011, 02:43 PM
Steel trap, eh?

Spit it out son. Say what you mean.

My Opinion Matters
4/25/2011, 02:43 PM
Wow. All the pretty people have joined in. It's a regular beauty pageant.

I gave someone a day in the hoosegow for calling all the people in the picture fat. I guess you can't read for **** either.

Alde's gay. They have impossibly high standards.

C&CDean
4/25/2011, 02:44 PM
I want my nickname Dean.

How about D'Dean? No self-respecting negro would ever be named just Dean.

My Opinion Matters
4/25/2011, 02:44 PM
No, you're being a semi-dick. Just don't go full-dick and you might be safe.


pfffft. Steel trap. Photographic. In my prime.
:texan:

The
4/25/2011, 02:44 PM
JUST MAKE ME A MOD

C&CDean
4/25/2011, 02:45 PM
Probably most of the ones currently banned not named Stu.

*sigh*

Wow, yeah, cause there's 2 people in the county clink right now. Martyr much?

Jammin'
4/25/2011, 02:46 PM
How about D'Dean? No self-respecting negro would ever be named just Dean.

So when white posters forget to use a comma it's no big deal, but when a black guy does it you gotta be all funny? I'm calling hate post on that.

I want my nickname, Dean.

C&CDean
4/25/2011, 02:46 PM
:texan:

I'm still waiting for your point.

Oh, you're just trying to be one of the cool kids? I get it. It's cute.

The
4/25/2011, 02:46 PM
MAKE ME A MOD AND I WILL BAN EVERYONE.

soonerchk
4/25/2011, 02:46 PM
Wow, yeah, cause there's 2 people in the county clink right now. Martyr much?

Martyr? How so?

My Opinion Matters
4/25/2011, 02:46 PM
I'm still waiting for your point.

Oh, you're just trying to be one of the cool kids? I get it. It's cute.

THANKS FOR NOTICING ME DEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) :) :) :) :) :)

C&CDean
4/25/2011, 02:47 PM
So when white posters forget to use a comma it's no big deal, but when a black guy does it you gotta be all funny? I'm calling hate post on that.

I want my nickname, Dean.

Oh. You wanna be "comma Dean."

dynersooner
4/25/2011, 02:48 PM
Either you can't read, or your eyesight is for ****. He wasn't insulting the blonde, he was complimenting her. And the person he is talking about it quite attractive. Not by OUI standards I'm sure, but by us human folks standards, yes, she's attractive.

aahhhhh, ok, now i see it. i really thot it was a "daaaaaaaaaamn" like in Friday.

i guess maybe alot of other folks felt the same way?

Adrian
4/25/2011, 02:48 PM
Probably most of the ones currently banned not named Stu.

*sigh*

I thought you hated Kuppi for cheating to win Innerwebs Survivor. By the way, The, Innerwebs Survivor really sucked big time...

The
4/25/2011, 02:49 PM
I thought you hated Kuppi for cheating to win Innerwebs Survivor. By the way, The, Innerwebs Survivor really sucked big time...


YOU TAKE THAT BACK, DERSCHWEILER.

IW Survivor was GLORIOUS.

Jammin'
4/25/2011, 02:49 PM
Oh. You wanna be "comma Dean."

I'm trying to be "a comma dean".

C&CDean
4/25/2011, 02:49 PM
Martyr? How so?

Us poor, abused outsiders...

The
4/25/2011, 02:50 PM
I'm trying to be "a comma dean".


Reading that post in Barry White's voice is HiLaRiOus...

C&CDean
4/25/2011, 02:50 PM
YOU TAKE THAT BACK, DERSCHWEILER.

IW Survivor was GLORIOUS.

And for that, you will never be a mod.

The
4/25/2011, 02:51 PM
And for that, you will never be a mod.

What, his name is Derschweiler....

3rdgensooner
4/25/2011, 02:51 PM
YOU TAKE THAT BACK, DERSCHWEILER.

IW Survivor was GLORIOUS.Thanks to me.

Jammin'
4/25/2011, 02:51 PM
Reading that post in Barry White's voice is HiLaRiOus...

I typed it using the blackest font I could find.

C&CDean
4/25/2011, 02:52 PM
What, his name is Derschweiler....

No, for digging on the Survivor. DOH.

The
4/25/2011, 02:53 PM
Thanks to me.

Indeed. It was a Spectacular Game, and there really is Something Wonderful in The Works...

3rdgensooner
4/25/2011, 02:53 PM
Indeed. It was a Spectacular Game, and there really is Something Wonderful in The Works...We should replace Jeff Probst.

soonerchk
4/25/2011, 02:53 PM
Us poor, abused outsiders...

Or perhaps I'm sighing because I can't believe I'm going to get involved in all this stuff, especially since sixbean cheated at Survivor just to beat me.


I thought you hated Kuppi for cheating to win Innerwebs Survivor. By the way, The, Innerwebs Survivor really sucked big time...
See?

The
4/25/2011, 02:54 PM
No, for digging on the Survivor. DOH.


Digging? I was half of mother****ing Jeff Probst, for god's sake.... (and the good half, at that)

ByrnHoustonsSweatyPalms
4/25/2011, 02:55 PM
Dean,

Listen to my advice, in my best Cousin Eddie voice from National Lampoons Christmas Vacation, when his dog was humping Clark Griswolds leg'

"Dean, when the cool kids get started, it's best to just let them finish";)

dynersooner
4/25/2011, 02:57 PM
dean, sorry, i just realized he was talking about the blonde in the middle, not the one on the far left of the picture. yes, now i see he meant "daaaaaaaaamn" in a good way.

Adrian
4/25/2011, 02:57 PM
YOU TAKE THAT BACK, DERSCHWEILER.

IW Survivor was GLORIOUS.

Really, if Kuppi won, how glorious was it, realy?

3rdgensooner
4/25/2011, 02:57 PM
Digging? I was half of mother****ing Jeff Probst, for god's sake.... (and the good half, at that)His a$$?

C&CDean
4/25/2011, 02:58 PM
Dean,

Listen to my advice, in my best Cousin Eddie voice from National Lampoons Christmas Vacation, when his dog was humping Clark Griswolds leg'

"Dean, when the cool kids get started, it's best to just let them finish";)

Listen to my advice, in my best Albus Dumbledore voice in Prisoner of Azkaban while Dumbledore was humping Madam Hooch's leg:

"It is not in the nature of a Deanmentor to be forgiving..."

The
4/25/2011, 02:58 PM
TIL GGG likes Jeff Probst's ***.

C&CDean
4/25/2011, 02:58 PM
dean, sorry, i just realized he was talking about the blonde in the middle, not the one on the far left of the picture. yes, now i see he meant "daaaaaaaaamn" in a good way.

cool

soonerchk
4/25/2011, 02:59 PM
His a$$?

His dimples and his snark

The
4/25/2011, 02:59 PM
Really, if Kuppi won, how glorious was it, realy?


I will find you and kill you with a pair of needlenose pliers.

C&CDean
4/25/2011, 02:59 PM
OK. Who the hell is Jeff Probst?

soonerchk
4/25/2011, 03:00 PM
Really, if Kuppi won, how glorious was it, realy?

HE DID NOT WIN!!! I TOTALLY WOULD HAVE WON IF THE WOULD HAVE FINISHED THE STUPID GAME!!!!! I WAS FRIGGIN BOSTON ROB LIKE!!!!

3rdgensooner
4/25/2011, 03:00 PM
His dimples and his snarkSo you think The is Jeff's dimples and snark?

I can't go along with that.

The
4/25/2011, 03:00 PM
So you think The is Jeff's dimples and snark?

I can't go along with that.


But can you fap to it?

soonerchk
4/25/2011, 03:01 PM
So you think The is Jeff's dimples and snark?

I can't go along with that.

No sugarbritches, I was going to let you be the good half.

Adrian
4/25/2011, 03:01 PM
I will find you and kill you with a pair of needlenose pliers.

I think you once threatened to disembowel me, so I'm still waiting for that. Say, how did that fight with Smokeater go?

The
4/25/2011, 03:02 PM
I think you once threatened to disembowel me, so I'm still waiting for that. Say, how did that fight with Smokeater go?


***** never showed.

3rdgensooner
4/25/2011, 03:02 PM
No sugarbritches, I was going to let you be the good half.Okay Queensleepypants. I get it now.

The
4/25/2011, 03:03 PM
Okay Queensleepypants. I get it now.


She called you a penis.

3rdgensooner
4/25/2011, 03:04 PM
She called you a penis.You and your silly boy ways. PRECIOUS!

dynersooner
4/25/2011, 03:15 PM
You and your silly boy ways. PRECIOUS!

Its puts the lotion in the basket, or it gets the hose...

The
4/25/2011, 03:27 PM
THis is me, BTW:

http://i.imgur.com/cUoBV.jpg

I call the one on the left "fatty".

C&CDean
4/25/2011, 03:31 PM
Dude, you never told me you were a gay starship trooper.

soonerchk
4/25/2011, 03:32 PM
THis is me, BTW:

http://i.imgur.com/cUoBV.jpg

I call the one on the left "fatty".

Glad I'm on the right.

Jammin'
4/25/2011, 03:32 PM
Dude, you never told me you were a gay starship trooper.

All signs pointed to it.

Ctina
4/25/2011, 03:34 PM
Glad I'm on the right.

That's me on the left. I'm fatty.:(

The
4/25/2011, 03:36 PM
Dude, you never told me you were a gay starship trooper.

On a totally unrelated note, I saw that movie the other day for the first time. Let me just say that Dina Meyer's tits are OUTSTANDING.

ByrnHoustonsSweatyPalms
4/25/2011, 03:38 PM
This thread took a turn for the worse when they quit posting pictures of Wonder Woman.

soonerchk
4/25/2011, 03:39 PM
That's me on the left. I'm fatty.:(

You look like you're having much more fun.

delhalew
4/25/2011, 03:39 PM
Congrats to all you for not making any ****ing sense at all.

The
4/25/2011, 03:41 PM
Congrats to all you for not making any ****ing sense at all.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

dynersooner
4/25/2011, 03:42 PM
Congrats to all you for not making any ****ing sense at all.


hey, do you know Gina something-or-other from Marlow? she was a tri-delt at OU in the late 90s.

The
4/25/2011, 03:43 PM
hey, do you know Gina something-or-other from Marlow? she was a tri-delt at OU in the late 90s.


Holy ****, I used to bang Tri Delts from the late 90's. Did I bang Gina?

Ctina
4/25/2011, 03:44 PM
You look like you're having much more fun.

At least we both have pretty shoes on.

The
4/25/2011, 03:45 PM
At least we both have pretty shoes on.

Shut up, fatty.

3rdgensooner
4/25/2011, 03:45 PM
benesteratel!

Ctina
4/25/2011, 03:45 PM
Shut up, fatty.

:sad panda

The
4/25/2011, 03:45 PM
benesteratel!


wut?

delhalew
4/25/2011, 03:46 PM
hey, do you know Gina something-or-other from Marlow? she was a tri-delt at OU in the late 90s.

Yes, we graduated together and started school at OU together. There was actually a bunch of us that went to OU. Marlow being so small, we all knew each other pretty well.

3rdgensooner
4/25/2011, 03:47 PM
wut?
I was not making any ****ing sense at all.

C&CDean
4/25/2011, 03:48 PM
rut roh, teh is in twubble.

The
4/25/2011, 03:50 PM
rut roh, teh is in twubble.


What, from Tina?

She knows her place.

dynersooner
4/25/2011, 03:50 PM
Yes, we graduated together and started school at OU together. There was actually a bunch of us that went to OU. Marlow being so small, we all knew each other pretty well.

so you graduated from OU in the late 90s, and are already a posse member?

Teh, tell him about his life...

SoCaliSooner
4/25/2011, 03:51 PM
This thread took a turn for the worse when they quit posting pictures of Wonder Woman.

Men in capes are better than chicks with lassos...

delhalew
4/25/2011, 03:54 PM
so you graduated from OU in the late 90s, and are already a posse member?

Teh, tell him about his life...

It's a long hard road my friend.

The
4/25/2011, 03:55 PM
so you graduated from OU in the late 90s, and are already a posse member?

Teh, tell him about his life...


Can't. Chaut killeed the IW.

Ctina
4/25/2011, 03:55 PM
What, from Tina?

She knows her place.

Yes, I do. I'll be quiet again. Sorry, sir, I didn't mean to get you in trouble.

:even sadder panda

DIB
4/25/2011, 04:00 PM
Can't. Chaut killeed the IW.

Stu hired the Russian to kilt it, because pedotags were hurting his membership drive at Stusgarage.com.

Romulus
4/25/2011, 04:22 PM
Wait a second!!
Dyner thank you for texting me and letting me know a good thread was going on over here

Jammin'
4/25/2011, 04:22 PM
was indeed.

Romulus
4/25/2011, 04:24 PM
What's Webe doing in that pic?

Mongo
4/25/2011, 04:25 PM
ROOM!!!! OR OUI!!!!



<runs away>

Romulus
4/25/2011, 04:27 PM
Wait a second!!
Dyner thank you for texting me and letting me know a good thread was going on over here

Speaking of tags, can we get tags installed over here?

The
4/25/2011, 04:29 PM
ROOM!!!! OR OUI!!!!



<runs away>
http://pwn.ro/pw-T8OL.jpg

Speaking of tags, can we get tags installed over here?


Christ, we still have pics of George Kerry and John Bush for gods sake. TAGS????

Mongo
4/25/2011, 04:33 PM
you mistake me for someone who dislikes the lot of oui fags here. except The, your 18 megapixel, 2000x2000 pics suck loading on my phone

The
4/25/2011, 04:35 PM
you mistake me for someone who dislikes the lot of oui fags here. except The, your 18 megapixel, 2000x2000 pics suck loading on my phone

I despise people who browse boards on their phones.

MAN UP AND USE YOUR WORK COMPUTER, OR WORK HARDER TO GET A REAL JOB.

Mongo
4/25/2011, 04:37 PM
youporn shows up just as fantastic, only you will look even more pathetic with a tiny screen 4" away from your face and your pud in your hand if someone catches you

The
4/25/2011, 04:38 PM
youporn shows up just as fantastic, only you will look even more pathetic with a tiny screen 4" away from your face and your pud in your hand if someone catches you


I go to youjizz and goatfinder.

Romulus
4/25/2011, 04:41 PM
Is/ was Gina hot?

Jammin'
4/25/2011, 04:42 PM
This thread fell apart Rom, cut your losses now.

delhalew
4/25/2011, 06:09 PM
Is/ was Gina hot?

I give her a positive rating.

picasso
4/25/2011, 07:19 PM
You're friends with EVERYBODY in that picture? Sounds kind of time consuming...

Years of tailgating bitch.

Adrian
4/25/2011, 08:28 PM
Years of tailgating bitch.

O.K., Dean, you say you're friends with everyone in that picture. But who are your favorites?

Spring
4/25/2011, 08:44 PM
Has this been resolved?

The
4/26/2011, 08:25 AM
Has this been resolved?


It appears that there is still much in doubt.

Romulus
4/26/2011, 08:46 AM
Years of tailgating bitch.

I have always thought Adrian was a woman. Thanks for the clarification

The
4/26/2011, 08:47 AM
I have always thought Adrian was a woman. Thanks for the clarification

Seriously? Of course Adrian is a woman.

Romulus
4/26/2011, 08:50 AM
Adrian, tits or gtfo!

C&CDean
4/26/2011, 09:14 AM
Teh is way off on his timing here. At the very first mention of "Adrian is a split tail" I expected a really bitchen animated Stallone gif all bloodied up going "ADRIAAAAANNNN!!!"

Slacker. You'll never make exalted MOD status with that type of work ethic.

The
4/26/2011, 09:17 AM
Teh is way off on his timing here. At the very first mention of "Adrian is a split tail" I expected a really bitchen animated Stallone gif all bloodied up going "ADRIAAAAANNNN!!!"

Slacker. You'll never make exalted MOD status with that type of work ethic.

Something Wonderful is in the works...

C&CDean
4/26/2011, 09:22 AM
My breath is bated...

My Opinion Matters
4/26/2011, 09:23 AM
I didn't know that caused bad breath.

saucysoonergal
4/26/2011, 09:23 AM
Ewww, Dean, don't eat bait.





;)

The
4/26/2011, 09:23 AM
My breath is bated...


Just call me Master.

My Opinion Matters
4/26/2011, 09:24 AM
Quiet, you two.

C&CDean
4/26/2011, 09:27 AM
Well, I'm waiting...

Adrian
4/26/2011, 09:51 AM
Adrian, tits or gtfo!

http://www.favonius.com/furzefield/birds/tits.jpg

dynersooner
4/26/2011, 10:28 AM
Adrian, those arent yours. (ok, maybe the bottom right could be. it looks brown...)

Adrian
4/26/2011, 10:29 AM
Adrian, those arent yours. (ok, maybe the bottom right could be. it looks brown...)

Don't make me hotlink the back tits picture...

soonerchk
4/26/2011, 10:30 AM
I certainly hope I never have long tail tits.

C&CDean
4/26/2011, 10:36 AM
What does a woman have between her tits at 70 that she doesn't at 30?


Her belly button.

Romulus
4/26/2011, 10:42 AM
Rocks in socks

soonerchk
4/26/2011, 10:53 AM
What does a woman have between her tits at 70 that she doesn't at 30?


Her belly button.

That's why God made plastic surgeons.

StoopTroup
4/26/2011, 11:18 AM
That's why God made plastic surgeons.

And MRSA

Romulus
4/26/2011, 03:28 PM
I give her a positive rating.

Dyner, you agree?

picasso
4/26/2011, 07:43 PM
I have always thought Adrian was a woman. Thanks for the clarification

Well it's a bit ambiguous. Kinda like Kelly and Stacy.

DIB
4/26/2011, 08:16 PM
And MRSA

Does anyone have stevo's MS Paint masterpiece about MRSA?

Billy Loomis
4/26/2011, 09:11 PM
That's why God made plastic surgeons.

but gravity always wins.....

Romulus
4/26/2011, 09:24 PM
Welcome to the board Billy Loomis

ByrnHoustonsSweatyPalms
4/26/2011, 09:27 PM
Is this thread about stevo?

Billy Loomis
4/26/2011, 09:30 PM
Welcome to the board Billy Loomis

Danke Schoen!

dynersooner
4/27/2011, 10:36 AM
Danke Schoen!

DEAN SAID TO SPEAK ENGLISH, DMMIT!!!

Romulus
4/27/2011, 11:00 AM
Gina ranking Dyner? Hotter or less hot than Renee?

dynersooner
4/27/2011, 11:11 AM
Gina ranking Dyner? Hotter or less hot than Renee?

prolly less. prolly...

(resolved?)

The
4/27/2011, 11:14 AM
prolly less. prolly...

(resolved?)


In this instance, I can honestly say that I hope this is not resolved yet.

There is much more to know.

Romulus
4/27/2011, 11:16 AM
Getting ready to Renee again next week

C&CDean
4/27/2011, 11:19 AM
It's not in English where everybody can understand people...

JDMT
4/27/2011, 11:22 AM
It's not in English where everybody can understand people...

I suggest you get with the program then mister!

C&CDean
4/27/2011, 11:23 AM
I suggest one of you mother****ers start translating. el pronto.

Jammin'
4/27/2011, 11:26 AM
I admit, I not even sure what the hell they're discussing this time.


Someone find Jay to help us figure all this out. (FYI: Jay is an old poster that used to, maybe **** Gina. FYYI: Gina is an old poster that may or may not have ****ed several. FYYYI: by several I mean I have no idea if any of this is true. FYYYYI: true to me does not mean actual troof. FYYYYYI: troof = truth.)

C&CDean
4/27/2011, 11:27 AM
Oh. that clears up some ****.

dynersooner
4/27/2011, 11:28 AM
i havew no idea wahat anyone is talking about, i jsut play along to humor the masses.

C&CDean
4/27/2011, 11:31 AM
i havew no idea wahat anyone is talking about, i jsut play along to humor the masses.

Doleo, is that you?

In English: There is a poster on here that goes by Dolemite Sooner who is an illiterate D-nozzle. We call him Doleo. You type just like him.

Jammin'
4/27/2011, 11:31 AM
Oh. that clears up some ****.

yw. and this **** about having to spread rep around is bs. seriously, can 't that be modified?

soonerchk
4/27/2011, 11:31 AM
Well it's a bit ambiguous. Kinda like Kelly and Stacy.

And Tracy.

Jammin'
4/27/2011, 11:32 AM
Doleo, is that you?

In English: There is a poster on here that goes by Dolemite Sooner who is an illiterate D-nozzle. We call him Doleo. You type just like him.

Dean, I understand what you are after here, a simple point made. But die-ner will only read this as a challenge. (the man swore off the letter K for well over a year at one point)

The
4/27/2011, 11:38 AM
(the man swore off the letter K for well over a year at one point)


This was one of the pinnacles of Message Board History.

soonerchk
4/27/2011, 11:48 AM
Dyner is kind of challenged by keyboards (eyboards?)


Be gentle with him, bless his heart.

dynersooner
4/27/2011, 11:50 AM
This was one of the pinnacles of Message Board History.

like climbing raatoa...

dynersooner
4/27/2011, 11:52 AM
Dyner is kind of challenged by keyboards (eyboards?)


Be gentle with him, bless his heart.

and i get my point acrossT just fine. besides, ifg i was anyone of those things dean says doleo was, i prolly would nt be typing the way i type. id try to coem off as suave and spohisiticed. like jason...

The
4/27/2011, 11:54 AM
and i get my point acrossT just fine. besides, ifg i was anyone of those things dean says doleo was, i prolly would nt be typing the way i type. id try to coem off as suave and spohisiticed. like jason...
http://i.imgur.com/bkK08.jpg

JDMT
4/27/2011, 12:10 PM
http://i.imgur.com/bkK08.jpg

Crap, i pissed myself laughing. again

dynersooner
4/27/2011, 12:11 PM
teh is funnier than any of whatever the posse or OUI is. teh, you should start your own inner circle.

The
4/27/2011, 12:38 PM
teh is funnier than any of whatever the posse or OUI is. teh, you should start your own inner circle.

I have been meaning to start my own cult.

soonerchk
4/27/2011, 12:43 PM
I have been meaning to start my own cult.

Dibs on the High Priestess job!!

JDMT
4/27/2011, 12:54 PM
It this welcome to OSU fans Teh???

The
4/27/2011, 12:56 PM
It this welcome to OSU fans Teh???

My cult is open to all whom would hear my word, verily yea.

delhalew
4/27/2011, 01:30 PM
I admit, I not even sure what the hell they're discussing this time.


Someone find Jay to help us figure all this out. (FYI: Jay is an old poster that used to, maybe **** Gina. FYYI: Gina is an old poster that may or may not have ****ed several. FYYYI: by several I mean I have no idea if any of this is true. FYYYYI: true to me does not mean actual troof. FYYYYYI: troof = truth.)

(cryptic)Good luck finding Jay. (/cryptic)

JDMT
4/27/2011, 01:47 PM
Gina killed Jay. Fuggin Jay!

Jammin'
4/27/2011, 02:22 PM
Dibs on the High Priestess job!!

Just like DIB to be ****ing the royality.


(cryptic)Good luck finding Jay. (/cryptic)

noncryptic]psst, I really don't care where he is, I didn't really know him/you[/boner

KantoSooner
4/27/2011, 03:57 PM
My cult is open to all whom would hear my word, verily yea.

There's a Christian Science Church across the street from my office that's for sale. I am seriously considering it so that I can create a 'great hall' and put one giant throne opposite the front door. Just sit there on weekend days with the big doors open and beckon to passers by to 'come before me and be judged'.

But it would work well for your cult as well.

Just so long as I get to be the Svengali and manage the money.

Well, and interview junior priestesses. That, too.

The
4/27/2011, 04:02 PM
There's a Christian Science Church across the street from my office that's for sale. I am seriously considering it so that I can create a 'great hall' and put one giant throne opposite the front door. Just sit there on weekend days with the big doors open and beckon to passers by to 'come before me and be judged'.

But it would work well for your cult as well.

Just so long as I get to be the Svengali and manage the money.

Well, and interview junior priestesses. That, too.

Hired.

KantoSooner
4/27/2011, 04:14 PM
Right.
We'll need a chalice (reggae type as well as liquid type - covering the bases), a holy brazier, I'm thinking a Horizon, but a high end Weber might be acceptable as well. We'll be doing a lot of burnt offerings.
hmmm. a holy hot tub might come in handy.
I've got a pretty good cpa, but he's Mormon. He might have trouble with out and out abuse of religious tax free status.
Oh, but I jest! He's a CPA! He's soul-less by definition!
Prepare your assets for a minor cleansing and then it's off to the perma-tax-holiday!
What do you think about maidens walking before officers of the church strewing flower petals? Any preference as to type? (of petals, of petals).
Ideas for the Eucharist. Got any?
Is Carlos Casteneda still alive? We'll be needing a monk to scribe our holy writings. <on goat-skin parchment - we only fly first class>

So much to consider, so much to do. Can you get on to the cable teevee people? Tell them to block space for our introductory show. Make it easy on them...$100K? Sounds about right.

Damn! Lucky I got back into the office in time to stay on top of this!

soonerchk
4/27/2011, 04:16 PM
Pfft. Big Green Egg or GTFO

KantoSooner
4/27/2011, 04:59 PM
I've got an orange one if that'll do....

Ctina
4/28/2011, 05:36 AM
Count me in! As long as I don't have to go by the name Fatty anymore.

OU4LIFE
4/28/2011, 07:33 AM
I'm totally taking credit for this thread getting to 11 pages.

The
4/28/2011, 08:14 AM
Count me in! As long as I don't have to go by the name Fatty anymore.


Shut up, fatty.

Jammin'
4/28/2011, 08:29 AM
The clean out your pm box.

The
4/28/2011, 08:30 AM
The clean out your pm box.

No. I only take private messages in Spek Format

Jammin'
4/28/2011, 08:33 AM
YOu must spread some.....to The.

The
4/28/2011, 08:36 AM
YOu must spread some.....to The.

Fun Fact: You can delete old spek to give new spek. I've been trading nudie pics with Amy this way for months now.

dynersooner
4/28/2011, 08:51 AM
I'm totally taking credit for this thread getting to 11 pages.

this is a MARVELOUS idear. oyu should put it on your resume, and impress friends and family by telling them "i took credit for an 11 page thread on an internet message board." i mean, who WOULDNT be impressed? i know nickzepp's family would be...

btw, where is ol nickzepp and the pancake on his head???

The
4/28/2011, 08:55 AM
this is a MARVELOUS idear. oyu should put it on your resume, and impress friends and family by telling them "i took credit for an 11 page thread on an internet message board." i mean, who WOULDNT be impressed? i know nickzepp's family would be...

btw, where is ol nickzepp and the pancake on his head???
http://i.imgur.com/2Mfn4.gif

delhalew
4/28/2011, 09:04 AM
Just like DIB to be ****ing the royality.



noncryptic]psst, I really don't care where he is, I didn't really know him/you[/boner

Just trying to be as ****tarded as the rest of y'all. If we pull together, we can trash another perfectly good message board.

Yes. This is me getting along. It's a brave new world, and I just want to be loved.

OU4LIFE
4/29/2011, 10:19 AM
this is a MARVELOUS idear. oyu should put it on your resume, and impress friends and family by telling them "i took credit for an 11 page thread on an internet message board." i mean, who WOULDNT be impressed? i know nickzepp's family would be...

btw, where is ol nickzepp and the pancake on his head???

I think I should add that under the 'Professional Development' heading, don't you think?

Adrian
4/29/2011, 10:22 AM
this is a MARVELOUS idear. oyu should put it on your resume, and impress friends and family by telling them "i took credit for an 11 page thread on an internet message board." i mean, who WOULDNT be impressed? i know nickzepp's family would be...

btw, where is ol nickzepp and the pancake on his head???

Nick is over at OUOoops, gushing with pubescent puppy love for The Thunder. You would know this if you weren't banned over there...

OU4LIFE
4/29/2011, 10:23 AM
Nick is over at OUOoops, gushing with pubescent puppy love for The Thunder. You would know this if you weren't banned over there...

http://i.imgur.com/2Mfn4.gif

stoopified
4/29/2011, 01:51 PM
Where is Linda Carter when you need her?

NormanPride
4/29/2011, 01:56 PM
She was in the Dukes of Hazzard remake...

dynersooner
4/29/2011, 02:04 PM
im not banned over there, you retarded armadildo!!!

delhalew
4/29/2011, 02:18 PM
Where is Linda Carter when you need her?

I saw the titties in some movie. They were as good as I expected.

Adrian
4/29/2011, 03:20 PM
im not banned over there, you retarded armadildo!!!


You know, call me crazy, but that sure feels like a personal attack...





i was beginning to think you hadn't seen my post...

SoonerDude
5/13/2011, 01:50 PM
NBC rejects new Wonder Woman series

http://insidetv.ew.com/2011/05/12/nbc-rejects-wonder-woman/

KantoSooner
5/13/2011, 01:52 PM
Our only remaining hope is to see 'Xena, Warrior Princess' ressurected. Failing that, our lives wander in aimless misery.

The
5/13/2011, 01:55 PM
NBC rejects new Wonder Woman series

http://insidetv.ew.com/2011/05/12/nbc-rejects-wonder-woman/



SoonerDude[/SIZE];3228853]NBC rejects new Wonder Woman series

http://insidetv.ew.com/2011/05/12/nbc-rejects-wonder-woman/


SoonerDude[/SIZE];3228853]NBC rejects new Wonder Woman series

http://insidetv.ew.com/2011/05/12/nbc-rejects-wonder-woman/


SoonerDude[/B];3228853]NBC rejects new Wonder Woman series

http://insidetv.ew.com/2011/05/12/nbc-rejects-wonder-woman/


wtf? I thought you died.

SoonerDude
5/13/2011, 01:59 PM
wtf? I thought you died.

Nope, just been busy coming up with ideas to make money on the internet. Thinking about starting my own message board.

The
5/13/2011, 02:00 PM
Nope, just been busy coming up with ideas to make money on the internet. Thinking about starting my own message board.


You should. theinnerwebs.com is available. I bet that would be a riot! We could have a recipe board, and a FTA satellite board.

SoonerDude
5/13/2011, 02:00 PM
You should. theinnerwebs.com is available. I bet that would be a riot! We could have a recipe board, and a FTA satellite board.

praps a thunderdome?

Jammin'
5/13/2011, 02:01 PM
You should. theinnerwebs.com is available. I bet that would be a riot! We could have a recipe board, and a FTA satellite board.

and american idol is on, so we could start a thread about that too!!!

The
5/13/2011, 02:02 PM
praps a thunderdome?

Imma go cry now. Nostalgia is the only algae that makes me weep.

SoonerDude
5/13/2011, 02:03 PM
http://www.soonerdude.com/testvb/

You could pay a visit to the old development environment of the IW

Jammin'
5/13/2011, 02:04 PM
http://www.soonerdude.com/testvb/

You could pay a visit to the old development environment of the IW

I just came...a lot.

The
5/13/2011, 02:04 PM
http://www.soonerdude.com/testvb/

You could pay a visit to the old development environment of the IW

ohholychrist****zombiedogballs****ingepicwin!!!!

The
5/13/2011, 02:06 PM
I JUST POSTED A THREAD!!!

IT LIVES!!!!!!

JDMT
5/13/2011, 02:07 PM
http://www.soonerdude.com/testvb/

You could pay a visit to the old development environment of the IW

HOLY CHIT!! F i almost shed a tear. Very serious.

SoonerDude
5/13/2011, 02:08 PM
Legally can't use the site though.. 2 reasons, 1 I don't own the license any more. 2. The development environment is supposed to be password protected, I just accidentally disabled the password protection.