Dear God, WHY!?!??!?!?! obligatory golf thread during Masters wknd [Archive]

sooneron

4/9/2011, 12:08 PM

This look HAS got to stop!

:mad:

http://www.fanbrew.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/Rickie-Fowler-480_1.jpg

mgsooner

4/9/2011, 12:11 PM

Wow, that is d0uchetastic.

picasso

4/9/2011, 12:29 PM

Agreed. And these stupid kids don't realize the flat brim is more gangsta than cool.

BOOMERBRADLEY

4/9/2011, 12:31 PM

If puma paid me millions....

where do I sign?

picasso

4/9/2011, 12:38 PM

If puma paid me millions....

where do I sign?

If you're good you can get paid millions to wear whatever you want.

I'll pass on Fowler's outfit. I'm sure he catches all kinds of **** in the grill room.

StoopTroup

4/9/2011, 12:48 PM

When your shagging all the gopher hole you want.....you can wear anything you want especially if they are paying you.....lol

VeeJay

4/9/2011, 07:48 PM

I wish I could get my hair to do that again.

Turd_Ferguson

4/9/2011, 07:59 PM

I wish I could get my hair to do that again.Lol...I member back in the day when I had hat head....I'd pay good money to have hat head again...:D

StoopTroup

4/9/2011, 08:01 PM

Lol...I member back in the day when I had hat head....I'd pay good money to have hat head again...:D

Check your you know what.

http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/images/reputation/reputation_highpos.gif

Turd_Ferguson

4/9/2011, 08:04 PM

Check your you know what.

http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/images/reputation/reputation_highpos.gifYou spekked Leroid ya bastage!!!:D:D

sooneron

4/9/2011, 08:08 PM

Agreed. And these stupid kids don't realize the flat brim is more gangsta than cool.

I don't understand how they can keep it still on their head when they're swinging a golf club.

AND, it looks ****ing stupid.

sooneron

4/9/2011, 08:09 PM

It may be petty, but I don't want him to win, just because of this fagtastic look. Of course, I don't think any gay dude would be caught with that on their head. We need Mongo's opinion...

StoopTroup

4/9/2011, 08:09 PM

lol

fadada1

4/9/2011, 08:31 PM

seriously, ya'll seem to expect something different from a poke????? i'm shocked he isn't using a sheep for his caddie.

C&CDean

4/9/2011, 08:42 PM

Homoecstaticville. Ricky is so exceedingly gay that Chuck would go "no thanks, I just got my shots."

Geez. WTF is wrong with this boy?

StoopTroup

4/9/2011, 08:52 PM

I bet he's a stamp licker.

walkoffsooner

4/10/2011, 01:55 AM

I think he is also a motorcross rider. Toughest sport or racing ever

StoopTroup

4/10/2011, 02:05 AM

http://blog.zap2it.com/pop2it/rickie-fowler-getty3.jpg

StoopTroup

4/10/2011, 02:07 AM

I think he is also a motorcross rider. Toughest sport or racing ever

Nothing like the bumps on a golf course....lol

http://media.naplesnews.com/media/img/photos/2010/12/08/RickieFowlerEagleCreek1_t607.JPG

StoopTroup

4/10/2011, 02:10 AM

What about this?

http://d.yimg.com/a/p/sp/tools/med/2008/11/ipt/1226384113.jpg

StoopTroup

4/10/2011, 02:11 AM

or MMA?

http://www.worldnewsheardnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/MMA-Super-Fights.jpg

StoopTroup

4/10/2011, 02:14 AM

What about running in fire? :D

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/05/13/article-0-04EBBEAB000005DC-846_468x633.jpg

picasso

4/10/2011, 10:43 AM

or MMA?

http://www.worldnewsheardnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/MMA-Super-Fights.jpg

That's just stupid.

StoopTroup

4/10/2011, 10:46 AM

That's just stupid.

I agree....they should get him a bandaid.

It was even as stupid as when Hulk Hogan used to cut himself....lol

http://static.entertainmentwise.com/photos/Image/spl139849_007430.jpg

Leroy Lizard

4/10/2011, 11:46 AM

I agree....they should get him a bandaid.

It was even as stupid as when Hulk Hogan used to cut himself....lol

http://static.entertainmentwise.com/photos/Image/spl139849_007430.jpg

When I saw that pic I thought "Middle East violence."

StoopTroup

4/10/2011, 12:05 PM

A little blood.....even though it's stupid.....it's much better than an epidemic.....

http://ringoffiremma.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/30909_124196284272875_112116148814222_232429_15610 56_n.jpg

OUthunder

4/10/2011, 12:41 PM

I don't care for the look either. It just reminds me of some of the kids in jr. high and high school who are trying to mix the gangsta look with sports.

I'll never except that look. Didn't care for the Freddy Couples "Vans" look last either. I was a bit surprised at him for looking like that with the shoes at Augusta.

picasso

4/10/2011, 12:56 PM

OUthunder

4/10/2011, 01:00 PM

Well in Couple's defense I think those shoes are therapeutic for his chronic back problems.

I had major back surgery a few years ago and trust me, there are nice shoes out there for the golfer that don't make you look like you have a skateboard in your bag instead of a driver.

I like Freddy, just not my thing in golf fashion.

StoopTroup

4/10/2011, 01:33 PM

Fred just missed that one....

Partial Qualifier

4/10/2011, 01:58 PM

You guys know Fowler's a Poke, right? Might explain alot.

StoopTroup

4/10/2011, 02:17 PM

I think I figured it out....lol

http://blog.zap2it.com/pop2it/rickie-fowler-getty3.jpg

soonercruiser

4/10/2011, 02:20 PM

You guys are just jealous!
(Flat head, flat bill, flat stick!)
:rolleyes:

Boomer.....

4/11/2011, 07:59 AM

I'm sick of all the young kids and their long hair and tight pants.

Just when I thought Fowler wasn't dressed like a ****** with the green and white striped shirt, he turned around and half of the back of the shirt was striped with every color in the rainbow.

picasso

4/11/2011, 08:28 AM

You guys are just jealous!
(Flat head, flat bill, flat stick!)
:rolleyes:

I'm jealous of quite a few pro golfers but Fowler isn't one of them.

sooneron

4/11/2011, 08:42 AM

THIS ^

Aldebaran

4/11/2011, 09:29 AM

Golf (or any other sport for that matter) is very easy for world class motocross athletes.

NormanPride

4/11/2011, 11:01 AM

Stop being young in my old man sport!

Tulsa_Fireman

4/11/2011, 11:07 AM

http://blog.zap2it.com/pop2it/rickie-fowler-getty3.jpg

Five bucks says he may have never sucked one, but he's held a few in his mouth.

soonerchk

4/11/2011, 11:37 AM

Stop being young in my old man sport!

Spekworthy, if only I could give you some.

This look HAS got to stop!

:mad:

http://www.fanbrew.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/Rickie-Fowler-480_1.jpg

Honestly I'm more bothered by the eyebrows than the outfit.

Aldebaran

4/11/2011, 11:41 AM

Bothered in a fun/exciting sort of way?

soonerchk

4/11/2011, 11:43 AM

Bothered in a fun/exciting sort of way?

Only if the idea of manscaping those nasty things turns you on...

3rdgensooner

4/11/2011, 11:53 AM

Stop being young in my old man sport!Perfectly stated. Bravo.

WichitaSooner

4/11/2011, 12:38 PM

Can't be any worse than Luke Donald on Saturday.... I guess he woke up and decided, "hey, I want to look like a slice of watermelon today."

http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/images/photos/001/176/505/111937144_crop_340x234.jpg?1302454069

Soonerfan88

4/11/2011, 01:42 PM

:eek: Now that's definitely a Stoolwater inspired outfit. :eek:

Edit: the orange monstrosity I refuse to quote, not the watermelon.

C&CDean

4/11/2011, 02:35 PM

Stop being young in my old man sport!

Dude, in all honesty, "young" pretty much sucks. In this case? Major. Dong. WTF "look" is he going for here? You say "young" and I say "really, REALLY ****ed up." To each his own I guess.

Sooner in Tampa

4/11/2011, 05:11 PM

http://www4.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Nordea+Scandinavian+Masters+Round+One+DAkzjJek4Qal .jpg

picasso

4/11/2011, 05:15 PM

Stop being young in my old man sport!

:D

Dooshtastic is more like it.

NormanPride

4/11/2011, 05:15 PM

Dude, in all honesty, "young" pretty much sucks. In this case? Major. Dong. WTF "look" is he going for here? You say "young" and I say "really, REALLY ****ed up." To each his own I guess.

Oh, I agree completely that he looks like a jackass. But all you old dudes really sound funny complaining about it. :D

picasso

4/11/2011, 05:22 PM

Oh, I agree completely that he looks like a jackass. But all you old dudes really sound funny complaining about it. :D

Well, if Doug Sanders walked out in his all orange sherbert outfit
I'd be giving him **** too.:)

NormanPride

4/11/2011, 05:24 PM

What about Payne Stewart? Or John Daly? :D Until Tiger Woods, most golfers looked like dorks, really. It was part of the charm, though!

sooneron

4/11/2011, 07:37 PM

What about Payne Stewart? Or John Daly? :D Until Tiger Woods, most golfers looked like dorks, really. It was part of the charm, though!

I thought Payne looked like a dork and he was one. Actually, by dork, I mean, dick.

I really don't care about the color schemes (cept for orange, of course!)they're usually good for a laugh or whatever, but the hat looks rillay fugging stupid.

soonercruiser

4/11/2011, 10:36 PM

http://www4.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Nordea+Scandinavian+Masters+Round+One+DAkzjJek4Qal .jpg

Cool!
Love the purple!
:cool:

I am firm believer in the golf rule, that if you can't play great; at least look great!
:D

soonerchk

4/12/2011, 10:32 AM

I thought Payne looked like a dork and he was one. Actually, by dork, I mean, dick.

I really don't care about the color schemes (cept for orange, of course!)they're usually good for a laugh or whatever, but the hat looks rillay fugging stupid.

Shut your whore mouth! Payne Stewart was the coolest guy out there! Stupid plane crash. :(

sooneron

4/12/2011, 03:03 PM

Actually, for the better part of his career he was WIDELY regarded as an *******.

tator

4/12/2011, 03:28 PM

http://www4.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Nordea+Scandinavian+Masters+Round+One+DAkzjJek4Qal .jpg
I would wear that to work if Puma paid me enough for it. Why not?

NormanPride

4/12/2011, 04:15 PM

I would wear that to work if Puma paid me enough for it. Why not?
Because the dyes in the cloth leech into your skin and cause The Gay.

Jammin'

4/12/2011, 04:39 PM

Rickie Fowler is a cool young golfer. I hope he keeps the crazy outfits coming.

Doc Severinsen approves of this video:
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picasso

4/12/2011, 08:14 PM

Coolness cannot be contrived. Sorry.

tator

4/12/2011, 08:46 PM

Because the dyes in the cloth leech into your skin and cause The Gay.
Then I would have plenty of money to compensate for it, I've already got kids...