"I'm a modern day, douchier, Ghandi" Dez Bryant

[Rocko]

http://www.sportspickle.com/news/5783/dez-bryant-vows-to-embarrass-the-nfl-once-each-day-the-lockout-continues

Give this gem a read.

[Leroy Lizard]

LOL!

My favorite: "“I just want to make it clear that we have nothing to do with this,” said Smith. “He is acting of his own accord. We are of the opinion that he is embarrassing NFL players more than the NFL. And I expressed that opinion to him, but he refused to take his iPod ear buds out when I was talking to him.”


The writer is gifted more than the typical Onion hack.

[deweydw]

He doesn't have to try very hard, does he.


“I took a history class at Oklahoma State,” he said. “I forget all the details, but I think Gandhi dressed in a robe and wore funny glasses until the king would stop taking his food or something. I don’t remember exactly. Although I do remember I got an A in the class. Good school, Oklahoma State.”

[badger]

the internet always tells the truth

[ashley]

The part I believed the most was when he said " I don't remember".