Baby Jessica turns 25 this year...

[Soonerus]

...and receives over $800,000 from a trust of donated funds from her incident...if you do not know what I am talking about, you are young...

[sooner ngintunr]

I'd hit it.

[Soonerus]

I'd hit it.


Since I posted no picture can I assume you would hit any 25 year old ?

[sooner ngintunr]

Since I posted no picture can I assume you would hit any 25 year old ?

I prefer females. fwiw.

[sooner ngintunr]

ttiwwp.:P

[SouthCarolinaSooner]

http://sayanythingblog.com/images/baby_jessica.jpg
hopefully you cant fall down her well

[Soonerus]

Apparently she has a couple of kids now too...

[SouthCarolinaSooner]

Apparently she has a couple of kids now too...
Maybe you can, then

[Soonerus]

Maybe you can, then

No thanks, I don't want her kids...or anybody else's...

[sooner ngintunr]

Maybe you can, then
I got it.;)

[BudSooner]

Maybe you can, then:D


No thanks, I don't want her kids...or anybody else's...
Damn Rus, try to keep up.;)

[Soonerus]

Ok, I am up with the Gump family....

[sooner ngintunr]

Ok, I am up with the Gump family....

At least we got the joke.:D

[BudSooner]

Well she's no Octomom, she's got that going for her.

[Soonerus]

At least we got the joke.:D


Yes, Forrest, we get the "joke"...if it qualifies....

[soonerinkaty]

Who?

[Leroy Lizard]

http://www.deborahhalverson.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/baby-jessica_today-show.thumbnail.jpg

[Soonerus]

Nice schnoz....

[SoonerBread]

http://www.deborahhalverson.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/baby-jessica_today-show.thumbnail.jpg

X

[Mixer!]

I wonder if she's on city water now? :pop:

[rekamrettuB]

I wonder if she's on city water now? :pop:

:D

[Okla-homey]

Hopefully there is a trustee who will dole out the money in the form of monthly allotments. I once watched an unsophisticated 30-something blow $600K in less than six months, without paying off her house note or credit card balances.

[VeeJay]

Hopefully there is a trustee who will dole out the money in the form of monthly allotments. I once watched an unsophisticated 30-something blow $600K in less than six months, without paying off her house note or credit card balances.

John Daly claims to have blown twice that in a few hours in Vegas on the $10,000 slots. :pop:

[BudSooner]

John Daly claims to have blown twice that in a few hours in Vegas on the $10,000 slots. :pop:We are talking about John Daly right? He could probably blow that on booze in a week.

[tulsaoilerfan]

We are talking about John Daly right? He could probably blow that on booze in a week.

And hookers

[cccasooner2]

Hopefully there is a trustee who will dole out the money in the form of monthly allotments. I once watched an unsophisticated 30-something blow $600K in less than six months, without paying off her house note or credit card balances.

Did she have fun spending it and did she learn anything? That's the important thing.

[rekamrettuB]

Did she have fun spending it and did she learn anything? That's the important thing.

She learned she was broke again.

[Okla-homey]

Did she have fun spending it and did she learn anything? That's the important thing.

I think she learned a very important lesson. Namely, poor people have no idea how to manage money. Oh, and when you come into some moeny, distant relatives to whom you have not spoken in years present with dire and tearful tales that require some of your money to fix.

[Veritas]

Namely, poor people have no idea how to manage money.
But Homey, that doesn't account for how they're being kept down. It's not their stupid decisions that keep them poor, it's guys like you and me that keep them poor.

[sooner ngintunr]

Did she have fun spending it and did she learn anything? That's the important thing.

She learned cocaine is one hell of a drug.