Funny examples of 'multitasking'?

[SoonerScribe]

I'm looking for some funny examples of 'multitasking'. Things including, someone getting ready for their work day, driving, etc...

The examples should be from a male perspective.

Something like: A man's washing dishes in the kitchen, and at the same time he's washing the baby in the same sink.

Thanks in advance.

[Jammin']

I was both napping and reading the debate on God between Profit and Albo.

True story.

[KantoSooner]

I saw a guy work on his car engine, while heating soup in a metal bowl on the engine block.

[Curly Bill]

I was making beef jerky and marking golf balls at the same time today.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

Im sitting on the toilet and posting on this board...

[Curly Bill]

Im sitting on the toilet and posting on this board...

Like we didn't already know that. :P

[stoops the eternal pimp]

Now Im posting, ****ting, and flipping CB the bird at once...I can take a pic to prove it if necessary

[Curly Bill]

Now Im posting, ****ting, and flipping CB the bird at once...I can take a pic to prove it if necessary

I dare ya! :P

[stoops the eternal pimp]

Let me figure out what to do with this snake...I have to be careful so it doesnt fall in the water

[Curly Bill]

Let me figure out what to do with this snake...I have to be careful so it doesnt fall in the water

Throw it over your should dumas, that's what I do.

...and by: "that's what I do", I mean my snake, not yours. ;)