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Jacie
3/22/2011, 08:19 PM
Myopic-esque or attention-deficit whore?

Seriously, how can she work next to Clark Kent everyday, then stare into Superman's eyes everytime he rescues her from certain death, something that happens to LL about once a day, and not see that they are the same guy?
Mixer!
3/23/2011, 01:30 AM
Jedi mind trick?
GKeeper316
3/23/2011, 02:03 AM
i know, right? she's supposed to this amazingly talented investigative reporter and she can't tell that clark kent is superman with a pair of crappy glasses on?
Gandalf_The_Grey
3/23/2011, 02:50 AM
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Leroy Lizard
3/23/2011, 03:54 AM
i know, right? she's supposed to this amazingly talented investigative reporter and she can't tell that clark kent is superman with a pair of crappy glasses on?

But he's wearing a different suit. Did you forget?
texaspokieokie
3/23/2011, 07:06 AM
i've been concerned about this for over 60 yrs.
C&CDean
3/23/2011, 07:33 AM
My only beef about Lois is the completely trashy/ugly skank they got to play her in the first movie. Geez, that broad looks like the ***-end of a pregnant aardvark.
SanJoaquinSooner
3/23/2011, 08:08 AM
The TV series Lois Lane was a no-show at WonderCon in San Francisco last year. Pissed me off.

http://www.americanmemorabilia.com/pics/50057_01_lg.jpg
Aldebaran
3/23/2011, 08:29 AM
So... Just curious... Did the TV series version have any sense that she may be in danger? Are there any restraining orders you'd like to discuss?
SanJoaquinSooner
3/23/2011, 08:37 AM
I don't know what you guys are talking about. Lois Lane is true to life.. Men like Clark Kent are invisible to women. They get wet at first sight of Superman.
Aldebaran
3/23/2011, 08:38 AM
Niiiice.
sappstuf
3/23/2011, 08:42 AM
I want to know how Superman impregnated Lois Lane without crushing her pelvis or killing her with a Superman ***shot....
C&CDean
3/23/2011, 08:47 AM
Reminds me of an oldie:

So, Wonder Woman is laying on the beach sunbathing nude with her legs spread wide apart. Superman is flying by and thinks "there's WW, I'm gonna fly down there and supersonically give her the Super dink." So, he does his deal, and WW says "WTF was that?" The Invisible Man goes "I don't know, but my *** is killing me."
Adrian
3/23/2011, 08:47 AM
The TV series Lois Lane was a no-show at WonderCon in San Francisco last year. Pissed me off.

http://www.americanmemorabilia.com/pics/50057_01_lg.jpg

http://sfwriter.com/noel-neill.jpg
Aldebaran
3/23/2011, 08:52 AM
http://sfwriter.com/noel-neill.jpg

I bet she still shags like an absolute minx.
texaspokieokie
3/23/2011, 09:15 AM
My only beef about Lois is the completely trashy/ugly skank they got to play her in the first movie. Geez, that broad looks like the ***-end of a pregnant aardvark.

Margot Kidder ???
C&CDean
3/23/2011, 09:16 AM
Margot Kidder ???

That would be the one.
OULenexaman
3/23/2011, 09:27 AM
didn't she go whacko a couple of years ago?? A suicide attempt or something??
MR2-Sooner86
3/23/2011, 09:47 AM
THAT'S Lois Lane :D

http://www.straitpinkie.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/lois-and-clark-the-new-adventures-of-superman-c10103249.jpg
C&CDean
3/23/2011, 09:54 AM
Yeah, but that ain't Superman.
SC Sooner
3/23/2011, 10:18 AM
I want to know how Superman impregnated Lois Lane without crushing her pelvis or killing her with a Superman ***shot....

That's easy, he stood on one corner and she stood across the street.
soonerbrat
3/23/2011, 12:47 PM
Yeah, but that ain't Superman.

he has the same birthday as me.....except he's 3 years older.
C&CDean
3/23/2011, 01:06 PM
he has the same birthday as me.....except he's 3 years older.

So is kryptonite your weakness too?
SanJoaquinSooner
3/23/2011, 03:12 PM
http://sfwriter.com/noel-neill.jpg

Yeah, she shows up at Comic Con but stiffs us at Wonder Con!
soonerbrat
3/23/2011, 03:12 PM
So is kryptonite your weakness too?

no.
CrimsonCream
3/23/2011, 04:36 PM
Reminds me of an oldie:

So, Wonder Woman is laying on the beach sunbathing nude with her legs spread wide apart. Superman is flying by and thinks "there's WW, I'm gonna fly down there and supersonically give her the Super dink." So, he does his deal, and WW says "WTF was that?" The Invisible Man goes "I don't know, but my *** is killing me."

:)
C&CDean
3/23/2011, 05:31 PM
:)

One person got it. The rest of you need remedial timeout.
texaspokieokie
3/24/2011, 08:08 AM
i got it.

it wasn't new.
olevetonahill
3/24/2011, 08:12 AM
One person got it. The rest of you need remedial timeout.

I dint WANT to get it :eek:
sappstuf
3/24/2011, 08:19 AM
That's easy, he stood on one corner and she stood across the street.

How many were killed in the cross fire?
C&CDean
3/24/2011, 08:49 AM
i got it.

it wasn't new.

I said it was an oldie. Sheez. Tough crowd.
SanJoaquinSooner
3/27/2011, 08:40 PM
Amy Adams is a great choice for the new Lois Lane.

http://cdn.wwtdd.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/1naomi_millbank_red_013-326x600.jpg
sappstuf
3/27/2011, 08:45 PM
Amy Adams is a great choice for the new Lois Lane.

http://cdn.wwtdd.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/1naomi_millbank_red_013-326x600.jpg

Well she certainly has huge.... Tracts of land!
soonerinkaty
3/27/2011, 08:47 PM
You guys see the photo of the new WW? She looks turrible, which surprises me because the actress is hot.
hawaii 5-0
3/27/2011, 09:07 PM
Yeah, but that ain't Superman.

Ya got that right.

That's the Desperate TV Lois Lane.


5-0
soonervegas
3/27/2011, 09:24 PM
Amy Adams is a great choice for the new Lois Lane.

http://cdn.wwtdd.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/1naomi_millbank_red_013-326x600.jpg

I don't know if that's the right Amy Adams.......
soonercruiser
3/27/2011, 11:08 PM
OK guys; the Lois Lane thing story line has taken a terrible twist.

I got the scoop from DHS that Superman has been beating Lois all along. He comes home "high", makes demands she can't possibly meet (like cooking dinner); she threatens to go public on his true identity (Larry King); and he beats the heck out of her, threatening her life if she squeals.