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My Opinion Matters
3/22/2011, 11:15 AM
SCRANTON, Pa. – Police in northeastern Pennsylvania say they recovered more than 50 bags of heroin, cash and loose change from a woman following a cavity search.

Authorities say 27-year-old Karin Mackaliunas was detained last weekend following a crash. Scranton police say they found three bags of heroin in her jacket and after being taken to the police station she told investigators she had more hidden in her vagina.

A doctor performed a search and recovered 54 bags of heroin, 31 empty bags used to package heroin, prescription pills and $51.22.

Mackaliunas was jailed on $25,000 bail on charges including possession with intent to deliver a controlled substance. It was not clear if she had an attorney.

A preliminary hearing is scheduled for Monday.

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3rdgensooner
3/22/2011, 11:34 AM
Funny, I just saw this:

Things This Man Smuggled Into Prison Up His Rectum (http://www.buzzfeed.com/gavon/the-top-146-things-this-man-smuggled-into-prison-u)

California convict Earl Lee Vogt is being charged with smuggling contraband into prison, contraband his jailers believe was “keystered.” Vogt raised suspicions when he complained to guards that, “My *** is bleeding.” Here are the keystered items which may have prompted such discomfort.

A Kyocera Cell Phone
An MP3 Player
Earbuds
Marijuana
Tobacco
$140

http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2011/3/21/14/enhanced-buzz-22049-1300732618-29.jpg

Mississippi Sooner
3/22/2011, 11:35 AM
I love stumbling across threads like this right before lunchtime. :P

KuppiKunta
3/22/2011, 11:36 AM
Well, G....I guess you've got double capacity now!!!!!!

3rdgensooner
3/22/2011, 11:42 AM
Well, G....I guess you've got double capacity now!!!!!!
The next time I am being taken into custody, I will remember this suggestion.

Turd_Ferguson
3/22/2011, 12:34 PM
Pffftt....at any given time, STEP will have no less than 3 can's of beer in his urethra.

KuppiKunta
3/22/2011, 12:46 PM
The next time I am being taken into custody, I will remember this suggestion.


Next time? Do tell!!!!

sappstuf
3/22/2011, 01:56 PM
I wonder if there wasn't 24 cents in there....

C&CDean
3/22/2011, 01:59 PM
Pffftt....at any given time, STEP will have no less than 3 can's of beer in his urethra.

fowties, yo

Wishboned
3/22/2011, 02:22 PM
Funny, I just saw this:

Things This Man Smuggled Into Prison Up His Rectum (http://www.buzzfeed.com/gavon/the-top-146-things-this-man-smuggled-into-prison-u)

California convict Earl Lee Vogt is being charged with smuggling contraband into prison, contraband his jailers believe was “keystered.” Vogt raised suspicions when he complained to guards that, “My *** is bleeding.” Here are the keystered items which may have prompted such discomfort.

A Kyocera Cell Phone
An MP3 Player
Earbuds
Marijuana
Tobacco
$140

http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2011/3/21/14/enhanced-buzz-22049-1300732618-29.jpg


All he was missing was his car keys and a gerbil.

3rdgensooner
3/22/2011, 02:23 PM
All he was missing was his car keys and a gerbil.Talk about hot dog down a hallway...

Mongo
3/22/2011, 02:24 PM
Funny, I just saw this:

Things This Man Smuggled Into Prison Up His Rectum (http://www.buzzfeed.com/gavon/the-top-146-things-this-man-smuggled-into-prison-u)

California convict Earl Lee Vogt is being charged with smuggling contraband into prison, contraband his jailers believe was “keystered.” Vogt raised suspicions when he complained to guards that, “My *** is bleeding.” Here are the keystered items which may have prompted such discomfort.

A Kyocera Cell Phone
An MP3 Player
Earbuds
Marijuana
Tobacco
$140

http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2011/3/21/14/enhanced-buzz-22049-1300732618-29.jpg

when did jk grow a goatee and start stuffing non weener items in his anus?

C&CDean
3/22/2011, 02:25 PM
Does anybody really need any other reason to not smoke pot? Look at that guy.

Blue
3/22/2011, 11:01 PM
I got a wife of a friend thats a gyno. She's got the best stories. One of them involves a hefty woman who she found a dollar bill stuck up in there. Apparently the woman was hiding cash from her man and forgot it was up there. She developed a nasty infection and when doc pulled it out with tweezers, the lady said, "Oh! Give me my dolla!" The doc said, "I can't give you that, it's got to be against some health code." The lady said, "I waant ma dolla!" Doc threw it in the trash and the lady dug it out and was on her way.

People are Fing disgusting. :D

MR2-Sooner86
3/22/2011, 11:22 PM
I got a wife of a friend thats a gyno. She's got the best stories. One of them involves a hefty woman who she found a dollar bill stuck up in there. Apparently the woman was hiding cash from her man and forgot it was up there. She developed a nasty infection and when doc pulled it out with tweezers, the lady said, "Oh! Give me my dolla!" The doc said, "I can't give you that, it's got to be against some health code." The lady said, "I waant ma dolla!" Doc threw it in the trash and the lady dug it out and was on her way.

People are Fing disgusting. :D

I can one up that. Read it if you dare.

My friend works in the ER and this woman came in crying. She had sharp pains around her bladder/lower stomach area. At first they were thinking her appendix. It turns out a few days before her husband had just gotten back from Iraq. He would only be back a couple weeks before he'd go back. She made him lasagna as it's his favorite dish. She put it in her vagina as a "treat" for him to "eat out." Well a couple days later they dug around in there and he didn't get all of it. The pain? She had maggots up in there.

Blue
3/22/2011, 11:25 PM
Aaaaaaaahhhhhh....duuuuude! :D LOL.

SoonerNate
3/22/2011, 11:30 PM
Quit post whoring